Come take the tour. Now boarding….

Welcome to the Hostages, otherwise known throughout the blogeshpere as the “Get the Fuck Out” blog and asylum.  Priding themselves as coining several phrases all meaning “if you don’t like it, get the fuck out”, they maintain a daily ritual of demeaning and belittling remarks steeped in sarcasm and condescension. You will find yourselves in awe because some residents here are the Billy Mays of the ridiculing industry.

By requirements set forth in contract with MCPO, a song:

We are now entering the main lobby.  As you can see by the shiny new trophy in the corner, someone was just told to “get the fuck out”, and they did.  Isn’t that special? Notice that it is a triple-decker trophy – quite rare indeed!!  It’s an especially treasured trophy because it was earned by slyly stalking their prey and blindsiding them. It was tricky — the sugar-coated remark came in the form of  “I’m so offended, I’m going to offend you even worse” , or “if you can’t take it”, or “it’s rough around here”, or “perhaps this isn’t the place for you”, but make no mistake, the meaning was clear– “if you don’t like it, get the fuck out”.   No, no,  don’t pay any attention to the the niceties said to you as you enter, such as “we’re all friends”, “glad you’re here”, “anything you need”, and the ever tricky one “you have the right to your opinion.” Because in the end, it’s all “this is just the internet and we can’t take it seriously.”   Instead, adhere only to the underlying rule that you are required to eat the shit with a shiny spoon and pretend it’s all funny or get the fuck out.

But, I digress.  As you embark on your journey here, otherwise known as Wiser’s Ego-Trip and Prickish Landing,  please be careful you don’t get too close to the edges of the magic  flying carpet, for that may show weakness, and you might just “accidentally” get a little “push”, IYKWIMAITYD. (statistical graph to follow in the newsletter) Once that happens, a sad, disturbing turn of events occurs. Like the victorious, rabid peacock, participants gather around the “accident” scene and display their cocky, colorful “I-showed-them”  feathers. Ohhhh,,,it’s SOOO unimpressive, it will take your breath away. Nothing like that adrenalin rush one gets from stomping on the nearly bloody, embarrassed, and humiliated (now)former “friend”.

At this point in our Ego-trip flight, to protect our more ego-sensitive residents, I ask that you don’t spread the rumor that a dangerous black hole was created by the vacuum left when a former owner and admin went missing.  In scientific communities it’s call “Who’s the Boss” hole.  (I hear Tony Danza will play Wiser’s part in the movie).

Continuing on….By now, I assume you’ve had a chance to take a look around.  Pretty sad, isn’t it.  Don’t let that dissuade you from continuing your journey, however.  The “fun” has just begun.  After all, we haven’t come to the “sorry if that bothers you, but it is what it is” room yet.  That’s the room decorated with the piles of condescension fabric left over from the Obama inauguration. You know the kind–nice and velvety on the outside, but rotten on the inside and smells like sloppy-seconds sarcasm.  Here in the “It is What It Is” room (also known as “I’m so clever to think of yet another way to say ‘get the fuck out’ room ” ), you can view the old, rusty trophies from times past.  These trophies record all the history of the asylum patients – only to be dusted off and brought to the Get the Fuck Out trophy case to remind everyone of discretions past. So, lest you think you can leave your past behind, and grow into a decent human being and life-long friend here, well…  LOL,,,that ain’t gonna happen!! The motto here is “you have a nice persona, be a shame if something were to happen to it!”

Last, but not least, we have the Territorial Howling Monkey room.  It’s the last stop in your journey – the room that you will exit our blog from after months, perhaps years of ‘go along to get along to survive’….aww, yes, the room some of our residents are most fond of.  Pay no attention to the spatters of blood and feces in the corner where the last uncooperative “friend” was taught their lesson on how to get the fuck out.

After our tour, if you should decide to stay at the Get the Fuck Out Blog, please sign the registry at the door.  By signing, you will agree to become part of the discardable peon group.  They meet once a week in a 12-step email program to ease the pain of being treated like a disposable plastic spoon someone just used to scrap dog shit off their shoes.

As your tour guide, and well-worn asylum resident, I hope I have somewhat prepared you for what’s ahead on your journey.  Please step carefully off the magic carpet – it isn’t just the first step that’s a bitch. Please fill out the survey card given to you earlier and then roll it up and shove it, because, regardless of the “we care what you think fine print”, we really don’t give a shit what you think.  My job here is done, and I shall now go ponder whether or not to take the advice – given to me so many times and in many clever ways and get the fuck out.

Now, put on your safety glasses because you are about to experience a dust storm caused by Wiser rushing to find a 42 second YouTube video to push this down.

Oh,,,one last thing. You may hear disparaging remarks about my tour.  Perhaps there are some that won’t find the humor, or refuse to heed it’s lessons–but don’t take the insensitve remarks to heart.  After all, the King once said – “it is what it is”…no room for improvement.

http://blogs.sun.com/krabhishek/entry/being_monkey_a_sad_reality

By requirements set forth in contract with MCPO, a song:

335 Comments

  1. ohhhh, so glad I got on the computer just now. This is gonna be an interesting day.

  2. oh and first!!

  3. What. The. Fuck?

  4. KKA – Don’t bring me into your sick, twisted olive oil fantasies! Or do.

  5. Is this about me?

  6. MEDIC!

  7. Which room am I in?

  8. Now seriously, does anyone have any idea how much room a cow requires?

  9. So, a woman walks into a bar with a a pig under it’s arm. Bartender says, hey, where’s you get the dog?” Woman says “It’s not a dog, it’s a pig.” Bartender says “I was talking to the pig!”

  10. Well, aside from being required reading for the newbies, what does this accomplish?

  11. PJ, I think you want a milk cow. One could be comfortably kept on a quarter of an acre, so long as it is kept fed. They’re pretty sedate and lazy animals.

  12. Whoa. Safety glasses and shoes on.

  13. Yeah, and those California cows are all contented, too. Or so the TV keeps saying.

  14. A blond dyed her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on. She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. She said to the farmer “If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?”

    “ok” said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said “alright take one” As she was walking back to her car the farmer said “If i can guess your natural hair color can i have my dog back?”

  15. It’s called humor – sarcasm – self parody, BiW.

  16. Now, put on your safety glasses because you are about to experience a dust storm caused by Wiser rushing to find a 42 second YouTube video to push this down.

    Oooooooh, no. No need to worry about that at all.

    This suckers gonna get stuck right up at the top for a while.. I absolutely guarantee there is no way I’m pushing the down. It’s too good.

  17. That’s exactly what I want Jewstin and a 1/4 acre is exactly what I have. Ohhhh, that’ll be sweet.

  18. Good idea, PJM. I should find out if we’re allowed to have any livestock in our yard. I don’t want a cow, but a chicken coop would be nice.

    What kind of chicken produces the biggest fingers?

  19. I recommend a Brown Swiss, PJ. Almost half their milk is cream.

    A Holstein can give almost two gallons per milking, but theirs isn’t as rich.

  20. What kind of chicken produces the biggest fingers?

    Rhode Island Reds produce Daddy’s Fingers.

  21. I’m defintely having a chicken coup. I LOVE my farm fresh eggs.

    I was hoping to get chicken nuggets.

  22. When did we all move in with John and Kate?

  23. Rhode Island Reds produce Daddy’s Fingers.

    bwaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

    Gotta love the classics.

  24. Rhode Island Reds produce Daddy’s Fingers.

    NOT DADDY’S FINGERS!?!?!? SYCOPHANT!! CLIQUEIST!!

  25. I’m gonna start canning as well. I’m already stocked up on guns. Lord almighty are we stocked up on guns………but I need muh supplies.

  26. I’m defintely having a chicken coup.

    HA HA HAAA

    coup d’eggtat

  27. During the recent “the world is going to end” scare, the local paper profiled a guy who has stocked a bunker with a year’s supply of food. Cans, dry goods, batteries, etc… Gave his name and what little town he lived in.

    He was a hippe/pacifist/reject dude. Only supply he forget to stock? A gun.

    Guess whose house I’m going over too if the end comes soon?

  28. I tried to get my husband into the idea of getting a chicken coop. AT first he was against it, but he’s softening.

    I got the survival garden going. A cow would be cool… I’ve got the land. But, if things got tough I could always go steal one from my neighbor’s herd. They’re old, and I’m quick.

  29. We had a chicken coop once. We named it.

    Wanta know what we named it? Go on, guess what we named it.

  30. I’m leaving now. All of you sycophants are on your own!*
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    * until after I run my errands

  31. Wanta know what we named it? Go on, guess what we named it.

    KFC?

  32. I’m leaving now. All of you sycophants are on your own!*

    HEY! Did I say you could leave???

  33. Jerseys and Guernseys are good milk cows too.

    Look at Justin. Droppin the combo barnyard knowledge with uncomfortable incest/molestation reference. Nice job.

  34. KFC?

    C. Everett

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    LAUGH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

  35. I hate it when I forget and spell coup that way

  36. Next tuesday, I’m driving down to St. Louis to get my puppy!!! Yea!

  37. Good Job KKA! Funny too.
    In a biting sarcastic way. WooHoo

    Heheh Biggest fingers!

    Jewston knows the coolest stuff. 1/2 cream?

  38. Did you name it Coop?

  39. LAUGH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

    Is it ok if I just kiss your ass?

    Or, better yet … [throws $5 at xbrad}

  40. Next tuesday, I’m driving down to St. Louis to get my puppy!!

    forget that Carin, drive us over to your ex-roommate’s house

  41. *laughs mechanically in mindless obedience to Wiserbud*

    Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

  42. “C. Everett”

    Damn. a day late and a dollar short.

  43. Okay, I can’t put it off any longer. I’m off to mow the yard.

    You know, my tomatoes are going, my houseplants are sprouting and blooming like mad, and the roses seem as happy as can be. My yard is mostly fox tails, dandelions and thistles.

    Why is grass so fucking hard to grow?

  44. She lives somewhere in Ohio.

    I haven’t kept touch.

    But, perhaps she’s still doing tours at the frat houses of Miami of Ohio?

  45. What did you do to it? Did you seed?

    Grass if fucking hard to grow, because you have to do it exactly right.

  46. Niiice!

    Can we just do like Kevlarchick’s site and make this the only thread allowed?

  47. I’ve gardened, done laundry, straighted the house, cleaned the kitchen, weed wacked around the garden, planted stuff. Scrubbed the shower.

    I say I’m free for a few hours, right?

    Do I hear an Amen?

  48. Wait! Wiser is to this site what Charles is to LGF?

    Then who is Sharmuta?

  49. AMEN, Sister, Say it again!

  50. Jewstin, have you had your soil tested?

    Also, during the part of the year OPPOSITE the time you ordinarily overseed the lawn, apply this stuff.

    http://www.eartheasy.com/article_corn_gluten.htm

    Cheap, and it kills weed seeds as they sprout, for several months.

  51. Carin:

    If you are coming to STL, lemme know

  52. Oh, and if WIser is the dictator of this site, no wonder it’s the blog equivalent of Burkina Faso

  53. I’m almost positive I am. Next tuesday.

  54. *laughs mechanically in mindless obedience to Wiserbud*

    Exxxcellent……

  55. Aha!

  56. Yesterday, I sensed a disturbance in the schwartz. I quickly reviewed the threads, found that to be too tedious, and lost interest. Now it has come to this: Livestock and Garden Blogging. We’ve finally graduated from weather and food.

    I’m outta here, you bunch of sissy, whiny hypocrites!

    Oh, I get to find out which of the new puppies is mine this weekend. Yippy.

  57. no wonder it’s the blog equivalent of Burkina Faso

    sweet. bringing out all the call-backs we can muster.

    This is better than that time I watched “Shaving Ryan’s Privates” with Rosetta.

  58. I can show you rookies how to deal with differing views.

  59. You rang?

  60. Livestock and Garden Blogging.

    Be sure to come back. Later, I’m thinking we can discuss the best way to bone a fish.

    And, of course, you ALL will participate, I’m sure.

  61. Is it me, or is wiser the human equivalent of anal douche?

  62. Later, I’m thinking we can discuss the best way to bone a fish.

    Wear a condom.

    Just sayin’

  63. “best way to bone a fish. ”

    You sick fuck! I do not find fish or any other animal sexually arousing.

    Except Bugs Bunny when he dresses like a girl.

  64. We need some more turtle stories! That’s what this place lacks

  65. Wear a condom.

    Buy it a couple of drinks first?

  66. Is it me, or is wiser the human equivalent of anal douche?

    I am really starting to hate that wiser dude. He really makes me look bad, ya know?

  67. Two points from two posts below.

    1. schlongs and bewbs are not the same. The main function of schlongs is sex and piss. The main function of boobs is nourishment of babies…anything else is secondary. Breastfeeding is not gross like booger picking and what xbrad, shim, and rosetta stand in a circle and do to wiser…what is that called again?

    2. we are not sliding into socialism, we are already in it….welfare, social security, medicare, etc. We are sliding into tyranny.

  68. schlongs and bewbs are not the same

    you are so smart, it is simply amazing

  69. You have to admit this is the funniest comment thread in about a month

  70. We are sliding into tyranny.

    Yeah, the only difference between what we are doing now and what has been happening over the last 60 years is the new in-your-face attitude of the perps.

  71. Ver’ sad. I had this discussion several months ago, arguing that some of the niceties of social intercourse should be preserved, even here. Nobody agreed, so I went away for a bit to decide whether the fun was worth the uncomfortable feeling I got when I felt like somebody had Crossed the Line.

    And I decided that, duh, I’d come back when I felt like it – it didn’t require some policy decision on my part. So I show up at intervals, and if I feel uncomfortable I go plot unemployment numbers.

    Blaming The Hostages for being what it is is like blaming the scorpion for stinging the fox.

  72. and what xbrad, shim, and rosetta stand in a circle and do to wiser…what is that called again?

    Don’t put me in that crowd of losers.

    What wiser and I do, we do in private.

  73. schlongs and bewbs are not the same

    See, Jewstin? What have I been saying, huh?

    You have to admit this is the funniest comment thread in about a month

    oh, hells yeah. In sooooo many ways…….

  74. thank you porky about the breastfeeding comment. Some people are so retarded. I’m serious.

  75. Blaming The Hostages for being what it is is like blaming the scorpion for stinging the fox.

    I will cut you!

  76. geoff…don’t look into the shed out back

  77. …and what xbrad, shim, and rosetta stand in a circle and do to wiser…what is that called again?

    Worship.

  78. So I show up at intervals,

    Okay, who left the damn screen door unlocked again?

  79. Worship.

    HAHAHAHAHA

    You are such a smartass.

  80. Intervals is the name of a bi sex club btw. You’re a freaky dude, Geoff.

  81. I should really do some work today.

  82. thank you porky about the breastfeeding comment.

    Yeah, it pissed me off when people thought I should feed my newborn her lunch in a toilet stall. WTF? My boobs are nowhere near my ass…SHUT YOUR WHOREMOUTH TBoM!!

    If breastmilk is valuable and ‘clean’ enough to give to preemies on the brink, ya’ll retards should be worshipping the bewb more, if that is possible, than you do, beyond your wood.

  83. My boobs are nowhere near my ass…

    …..yet.

    (sorry, couldn’t resist. I hope that doesn’t make me a bad person.)

  84. It’s not like I flopped it out everywhere, but I would get grief even if I was under a blanket. Which I most always was unless I have my special breastfeeding shirt on. Sometimes it gets waaaaaaaay too hot for a kid to be all under wraps while eating. It’s a shame that men can have no problem looking at the Sport Illustrated models, but if one should feed a baby, all hell breaks loose.

    GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

    you crossed my line

  85. ya’ll retards should be worshipping the bewb more, if that is possible, than you do, beyond your wood.

    Ummmmm, have you ever stopped by here on a Friday? It’s all about the bewb then.

  86. sorry, couldn’t resist. I hope that doesn’t make me a bad person

    Make you a bad person? ummmmmmmmm, I got news for you

  87. heh.

  88. PJM:

    The problem with the SI models is that they still have something on.

  89. When did we all move in with John and Kate?

    Hahahahaha! I changed the blog title to reflect our new theme.

    And I’m jealous that wiserbud inspires the sort of seething hatred that inspired KKA’s lengthy prose and I inspire bupkis.

    THAT CROSSES THE FUCKING LINE!!!

  90. Man, I really need to think about getting a toupee….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw

  91. The problem with the SI models is that they still have something on

    barely

  92. Their nipples are covered by less than a nursing baby’s mouth

  93. THAT CROSSES THE FUCKING LINE!!!

    Man up, pussy.

  94. YOU CROSSED MY LINE EDDIEBEAR!!!!!!!!

    you.will.pay

  95. Rosetta- You’re the wind beneath my wings.

  96. oh and I didn’t read the actual comments so if it was about you, I apologize not for the content of my screed, but for the fact that it may have crossed your line

  97. I’m fully in support of having kids suck the teat. If they don’t, they grow up like Jewstin sucking the schlong….some Post-Freudian Replacement Psychosis, or some shit like that

  98. PJM:

    Uh-oh. You goinna send some turtles my way?

  99. My big problem with breastfeeding in public is there’s always some damn kid in my way.

  100. Honestly, you men should be more supportive of breastfeeding. I remember after my first, i returned to work around 6 weeks, and was still full-time nursing (no bottles) — well, after a few hours at work … my figure was “enhanced” as they say.

    I couldn’t get a guy to make eye contact all night.

  101. Rosetta- You’re the wind beneath my wings.

    Hahahaha.

    FUCK YOU DOUCHE!!!!

  102. I couldn’t get a guy to make eye contact all night.

    That’s because they were staring at the puddles under your chair

  103. Except, of course, the gay waiters. Which there were several. It’s like my own version of gaydar.

  104. I support breastfeeding 100%. Especially in public and especially when the chick is hot.

  105. My big problem with breastfeeding in public is there’s always some damn kid in my way.

    You crossed a line b-rad. I’m not sure which one it was.

    If anyone was offended by b-rad can you raise your hands please?

  106. i say we ban Michael.

  107. TBoM, please refer to the new header photo and the tagline on the left side-bar and proceed accordingly.

  108. I blame Canada and all their hocky hullabaloo

  109. You know, all this chit-chat is nice, but where’s my HHD?

  110. *clinks tin cup across iron bars*
    WE WANT OUR HHD…WE WANT OUR HHD…

  111. Rosetta…go over to fight club and beat down Lauraw

  112. You KNOW WHAT MUTHER EFFING CROSSES MY LINE?!?!?!?!?

    This stupid toy right here. If I have to tie the “invisible” weak piece of crap that keeps breaking on squirmles nose one more time, I’m gonna lose it.

    4 realz

  113. “FUCK YOU DOUCHE!!!!”

    CONSIDER MY LINE CROSSED, YOU DICK!!!

  114. hahahahha….I think Lauraw is coming with a six pack of whoop-ass

  115. WE WANT OUR HHD…WE WANT OUR HHD…

    Right here, baby!

  116. I’ve got a “fix” for you, PJM. First, you get out the vacuum cleaner. Next, you make sure just an edge of the toy is sticking out from under the couch, enough so you can claim you didn’t see it right before it disappears forever.

    Plausible deniability.

  117. I need the YOU CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE!!11!! link again, TBoM, you goat-shit-covered fuckstick.

    Thank you in advance.

  118. Next, you make sure just an edge of the toy is sticking out from under the couch, enough so you can claim you didn’t see it right before it disappears forever.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    that is exactly why I had pjdaddy get me a shop vac for Christmas one year. well that and he never used to get me what I wanted anyways, so I figured if I asked him to get me what he wanted, I’d get it.

  119. hahahahha….I think Lauraw is coming with a six pack of whoop stink-ass.

    There you go.

  120. That’s not just a six-pack, that’s a whole keg.

  121. of stink ass.

  122. your clarification crossed the line rich!

  123. Territorial Howling Monkey

    Harrumph! Offended I am that you would compare my appearance and behavior with one of the lower primates. Watch out for flying poo.

  124. The problem here is that the hostages used to be considered the longest running flamewar thread ever.

    We’ve forgotten our roots.

    seriously, remember that? All we did was insult each other ALL day long

    *sigh

    good times, good times

  125. YAY!!! New missive from Ms. Hilton on yesterday’s thread:

    Comment by forged rite on June 24, 2009 12:53 pm

    You know what fuckwit? This place has become so fucking pathetic i don’t even give a shit anymore and it’s not worth the time to wait around. You and wiser and the rest of your ass buddies can have fun jacking each other off on your “joke” thread or whatever predictable bullshit “game” you were going to do because you don’t have the ballls to talk shit on your own. Have fun jerking each others dicks ro ro.

    Hahaha!!

    If there is anything I’m known for it’s not having the balls to talk shit on my own.

    Come back tonight, forged. Unlike you, I have a job and need to do some work today.

    Get some beers and let’s me and you have some fun tonight. And I know you don’t have a date so don’t pretend you have plans. We’ll go at it until one of us is in tears and has started the cutting.

    And don’t forget to bring your razor blade.

  126. And I’m jealous that wiserbud inspires the sort of seething hatred that inspired KKA’s lengthy prose and I inspire bupkis.

    Being a racist is passe’, and everyone flies a freak flag these days, so drinking Miller Chill while naked and hanging curtains over a vat of potatoes, then snorting blow off a dead hooker’s ass just doesn’t even raise an eyebrow. But thanks for stealiong PJM’s schtick and making it all about YOU. Nice move with the Jon and Kate change, BTW. Nothing screams “Funneh!!!” like other people’s personal tragedies. Good Job, farging icehole!

    I blame Canada and all their hocky hullabaloo

    You shut your dodgamn WHORE MOUTH!!!

  127. Obama did NOT say that playing golf kept him in touch with the common man. Rush just said that. OMG!

  128. Why is grass so fucking hard to grow?

    Well, for one thing, the cops and DEA are always trying to interfere.

    Excellent post, KKA. Beats the shit out of MENS ASSES!!!1!

  129. seriously, remember that? All we did was insult each other ALL day long

    you’re funny looking.

  130. i say we ban Michael.

    Whaaaaaaaaaa?

  131. YAY!!! New missive from Ms. Hilton on yesterday’s thread:

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! He put that in a dead thread after giving you shit for not being “man enough” for mentioning him in a later thread as opposed to going to the old one to say it?

    Jesus, this guy has given more “farewell speeches” than Brett Favre.

  132. seriously, remember that? All we did was insult each other ALL day long

    I’d ask wiser when he is going to get the gap in his front teeth fixed, but he has to get TBOM’s member out of it before I could understand the answer.

    Is that what you had in mind, Mother Hubbard? Now pick up that elevnty-millionth child that just fell out of your uterus and get back to cooking turtle stew.

  133. Whaaaaaaaaaa?

    Oh, don’t act like you didn’t know that was coming….

  134. Well, thanks Compos. At least somebody “got it”. Not sure how high you set that bar though with the “mens asses”.

    Seriously, 75% of it was meant to be humorous – nasty, biting, sarcastic humor – and the other 25% was to shove a stick up Wiser’s ass. Too bad it was already filled with ass potatoes.

  135. I blame Canada and all their hocky hullabaloo

    You shut your dodgamn WHORE MOUTH!!!

    Exactly! that is just what I am talkin about.

    and when I say, that is just what I am talkin about, it makes me think of this song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2QaA6gAk9k

    seriously, you guys never used to give a shit about my feelings. This was a rough and tumble place and I sucked it up and dealt with it. everyone has forgotten the
    rough and tumble part and I don’t understand why

  136. HHD is in the queueueueu*.

    *What? I’m no fucking limey bastard.

  137. Well, thanks Compos.

    What the fuck did you just say to me??

  138. everyone has forgotten the rough and tumble part and I don’t understand why

    C3PO pussified this place. Somebody go step on his nutsack. It’s dragging on the ground right over there.

  139. Too bad it was already filled with ass potatoes.

    and that right there is funny

  140. 75% of it was meant to be humorous

    That much? Really?

    http://tinyurl.com/c6qv7a

  141. seriously, you guys never used to give a shit about my feelings.

    Bitchface has feelings???? Who knew?

  142. “you guys never used to give a shit about my feelings.”
    We still don’t. We’re just hoping you’ll get comfortable enough that you show us yer bewbs full on.

  143. I blame Folly

  144. “That much? Really?”

    Yea, fuckhead, that’s why it ends in –>”there are some that won’t find the humor,”

    What’s the matter – dish it out but can’t take it?

  145. No, let’s blame Mare.

    DAMN YOU MARE11!1!!!

  146. TBaG.

  147. you guys never used to give a shit about my feelings

    Not so. I’m still waiting to get some feeling from you.

  148. What’s the matter – dish it out but can’t take it?

    Excuse me? Do you even know what a fucking clue is, much less actually have one?

  149. I blame Folly

    Yeah, because that exercise in sensitivity ended so fucking well.

  150. Yeah, because that exercise in sensitivity ended so fucking well.

    That’s the point though BiW………it didn’t really start with her, but it came to a head with her. All of a sudden, you boys went soft. It really changed the dynamics of the blog. Why the sensitivity. You boys changed once more women came into the locker room.

  151. HHD is, well, I guess it’s down cuz of the sticky, but go say hi to the hunky hunks.

  152. You boys changed once more women came into the locker room.

    Then let’s ban all the wimmen.

    Who’s with me here????

  153. No, just quit being pussies

  154. Yeah, because that exercise in sensitivity ended so fucking well.

    I hate exercising.

  155. I say ban the men, you men are the ones that changed.

  156. Yeah, because that exercise in sensitivity ended so fucking well.

    Some oversensitive, borderline scyzho showed up whining about god knows what…and too many people got pussified….tripping over each other trying to prove “oh yes, but I’m a good guy”. Made me want to fucking puke. That’s what changed teh place. It was the Yoko Ono effect…Lennon just had teh courtesy of finally taking a bullet

  157. Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?

  158. No, just quit being pussies

    I sincerely doubt that’s gonna happen anytime soon.

    *glances in TBoM’s direction. “Look, honey, I love you so much that for our anniversary, I put up a post about how much I love you at the Hostages!”

  159. There are Mexicans on this blog? That’s the fucking limit. I’m going home.

  160. *glances in TBoM’s direction. “Look, honey, I love you so much that for our anniversary, I put up a post about how much I love you at the Hostages!”

    Hahahahahaha! Oh and . . .

    OhhaHahahahahahahahaha!

  161. Lennon just had teh courtesy of finally taking a bullet

    lucky guy.

  162. *glances in TBoM’s direction. “Look, honey, I love you so much that for our anniversary, I put up a post about how much I love you at the Hostages!”

    it saved me 9 bucks on a card and a bottle of Nighttrain

  163. Jesus.

    This blog needs family counseling.

    Speaking of which…my folks are coming to stay with me a few days.

    Lets all watch our language around my Mom, K?

    That woman is a saint.

  164. That woman is a saint cum guzzling whore.

  165. Lets all watch our language around my Mom, K?

    That woman is a saint.

    TIT DIRT!!!!!!!!

    COCK

    FUCK SALT!!

    ummmmmm, cant’ think of anything else

  166. That woman is a saint.

    Is she a goer? Does she like photography? Ya know, candid snapshots?

  167. Lets all watch our language around my Mom, K?

    Is it impolite to call Motherpupser bitch?

  168. cant’ think of anything else

    I’m surprised COCK wasn’t the first thing you thought of.

  169. That woman is a saint cum guzzling whore.

    says the guy who originally cried foul….

    welcome back to the men’s team

  170. “That woman is a saint.”

    …bernard.

    Is that rough and tumble enough for ya, sweetie. Wanna wrastle?

  171. Is it impolite to call Motherpupser bitch?

    Only kyle’s mom is a bitch

  172. it saved me 9 bucks on a card and a bottle of Nighttrain

    Rufies getting a little outside the family budget since the kids arrived, huh?

    Yeah, I can see that.

  173. “That woman is a saint.”

    …bernard.

    Eheheheheheh. Well done.

  174. Now seriously, does anyone have any idea how much room a cow requires?

    Four.

  175. Is it impolite to call Motherpuptser “bitch?”

    That right there is 100% funny.

  176. says the guy who originally cried foul….

    welcome back to the men’s team

    Who are you welcoming? You’d have to grow a set before we’d let you be the fucking ball girl, you gerbil-felching knob gobbler.

  177. Look bitch, you knew I was a snake…

  178. Now seriously, does anyone have any idea how much room a cow requires?

    Four.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    thanks, that was helpful

  179. remember that? All we did was insult each other PJM ALL day long

    Yup, good times.

  180. “Now seriously, does anyone have any idea how much room a cow requires?”

    Judging by pjm’s complaints about her parents garage, I’d say something larger than your parents’ garage.

    Did I just call pjm a cow? Why yes I did. That’s high-larious right there.

  181. Speaking of which…my folks are coming to stay with me a few days.

    Is Mrs. Pupster going out of town or something?

  182. That’s high-larious right there.

    I’m gonna say that was about 67.6% funny.

  183. men’s team? Are you shitting me? You guys have been the biggest bunch of pussies I’ve ever seen in my life. Ghandi’s shriveled corpse could kick the living snot out of each one of you and still put up a good post. I’d rather run my nostril up a cactus than listen to you bitches whine anymore.

  184. too many people got pussified

    Not me. I just ignore crazy.

  185. remember that? All we did was insult each other PJM ALL day long

    Yup, good times.

    hey wait a minute……..you’re right.

    YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  186. “I’m gonna say that was about 67.6% funny.”

    So that got a hahaha instead of a hahahaha. I’ll take it.

  187. Not me. I just ignore crazy.

    so that’s why you never respond to my emails!

  188. I’d rather run my nostril up a cactus than listen to you bitches whine anymore.

    *picturing PJ biting her bottom lip and putting clothespins on her nipples in anticipation of the ass beating she’s about to take*

    You are a naughty masochist, aren’t you?

  189. men’s team? Are you shitting me? You guys have been the biggest bunch of pussies I’ve ever seen in my life. Ghandi’s shriveled corpse could kick the living snot out of each one of you and still put up a good post.

    Someone needs to use her indoor voice.

  190. You guys have been the biggest bunch of pussies I’ve ever seen in my life.

    This blog has more mangy pussy than KKA’s house.

  191. “too many people got pussified”

    to be cereal for a second (honey bunches of bewbs), we did dial it back a bit after the Relocation. I think we’re over that now.

    All the wimmens- touch yourself in the hoo-haa right now.

  192. All you bastards check your email!

  193. Someone needs to use her indoor voice

    hey! I used lower case letters!

  194. PJM I used to actually get picked on too…**smokey cloud appears above my head**

    I remember when I used to get dissed and made fun of and we would just throw barbs back and forth with each other…ahhh the good old days

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cG7_jheC8A

  195. All the wimmens- touch yourself in the hoo-haa right now.

    TBoM’s searching hi and lo for his hoo-haa.

  196. I guess you meant everyone but me TBOM? Cliquist!!!!!

  197. we did dial it back a bit after the Relocation.

    Well, some were complaining that we were being too mean to each other.

    Damn, I just wish I knew a way to be just mean enough to satisfy every single person here so that no one would get upset ever again!!!

    Or, I could simply not give a shit any more and just wait for the next person to get offended and this starts all over again.

    ‘Cause actually, I’m finding this whole event to be fucking riotous.

  198. PJ, when did you get your hair cut?

  199. TBoM’s searching hi and lo for his hoo-haa.

    nope…I got your mama right here…two in the pink and one in the stink

  200. “TBoM’s searching hi and lo for his hoo-haa.”

    He’ll just stick his fingers in his mouth cause he’s a pussy-face.

  201. You are a naughty masochist, aren’t you?

    I’m hanging by a meat hook right now. Does that make you hawt?

  202. I guess you meant everyone but me TBOM? Cliquist!!!!!

    Nope…I just wanted everyone to see that no one is writing them…and how utterly alone and pathetic they are.

  203. But is that really the message you want to send? Wouldn’t you rather engage others in a positive way? Your relationships can be healed and enriched through a holistic combination of counseling, meditation, and anger management therapy. Wouldn’t that be nice?

    somebody track geoff’s IP address, go over to his house, and beat the shit out him

  204. hey! I used lower case letters!

    But is that really the message you want to send? Wouldn’t you rather engage others in a positive way? Your relationships can be healed and enriched through a holistic combination of counseling, meditation, and anger management therapy. Wouldn’t that be nice?

  205. PJ, when did you get your hair cut?

    Try to link fat people with flat stomachs please. I’ve had a tummy tuck.

  206. But is that really the message you want to send? Wouldn’t you rather engage others in a positive way? Your relationships can be healed and enriched through a holistic combination of counseling, meditation, and anger management therapy. Wouldn’t that be nice?

    Thanks for the advice. Next time I’ll use upper case letters.

  207. Fuck you, geoff.

  208. Yeah! What lw said. And fuck her, too!

  209. But is that really the message you want to send? Wouldn’t you rather engage others in a positive way? Your relationships can be healed and enriched through a holistic combination of counseling, meditation, and anger management therapy. Wouldn’t that be nice?

    I hope you die in a fire.

  210. its amazing I knew exactly what geoff was going to say

  211. I hope you die in a fire.

    But only after listening to your tiny nuts sizzle then burst like popcorn.

  212. hahahaha, isn’t the wordpress time warp the best?

  213. TBOM’s A WITCH!

    BURN HER!

  214. Would somebody please pull that stick out of Geoff’s ass?

  215. That’s not a stick. It’s xbrad.

  216. I need a chart as to how Michael

  217. mmmmmmm, popcorn

  218. isn’t the wordpress time warp the best?

    I’m going to send my cheap timex through the time warp and have a priceless antique.

    Then I’m going to blow all of my money on cheap hookers and expensive booze, and I’m not going to share with you cocksuckers.

  219. I’m not going to share with you cocksuckers.

    Pot? Meet kettle.

  220. HAHAHAHAHA!

    Jewstin called me a cocksucker.

    TIT KISSER!

  221. That’s not a stick, it’s a french fry. It used to be a potato

  222. Then I’m going to blow all of my money on cheap hookers and expensive booze, and I’m not going to share with you.

    There.

  223. Then I’m going to blow all of my money on cheap hookers and expensive booze, and I’m not going to share with you.

    There.

  224. Welp, turns out Sanford, the governor that went missing is now admitting to an affair.

    Good job Sanford.

    WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!1

    http://faustasblog.com/?p=13510

  225. That’s not a stick, it’s a french fry. It used to be a potato

    Hahahahahahaha! Somewhere behind that glory hole you call an eye socket, there just might be some gray matter.

  226. don’t get your hopes up compos

  227. TIT KISSER!
    Hahahahaha!

  228. the governor that went missing is now admitting to an affair.

    No shit? Wow, he sure had me fooled. I honestly thought he just liked going on a hike now and again.

    What a stupid fucking asshole. “D’uh, I’m the governor… who’s gonna notice if I’m gone for a few days?” Jesus, man, at least make up some kind of meeting out of town that you have to attend. People would at least sort of believe that!

    Or so I’m told….

    *cough

  229. <Then I’m going to blow all of my money on cheap hookers

    Looks like TBoM might be in for a financial windfall soon…..

  230. Funny how you go out of town a lot huh wiserbud?

  231. Tut, tut. You’re only embracing the cycle of anger and abuse that has brought you to this dismal and self-destructive state. You must open your mind to the shared consciousness of all living things. Follow your bliss. Be the change. Mean people suck. Obama/Bid…ack!!

    how…does…..lw…….move……..so………..fast………..?

  232. Funny how you go out of town a lot huh wiserbud?

    It’s for work. Honest. I had to be in Vegas a few weeks ago for work.

  233. PJM’s big brag?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uURAPQKYwV4
    Putting the boys to shame since 2/08?

  234. Looks like TBoM might be in for a financial windfall soon…..

    Hey, I said cheap hookers, not trashy whores.

  235. Hey, I said cheap hookers, not trashy whores.

    Oooooh, sorry about that. My mistake.

    Guess that means KKA is gonna see a bit of an increase in the old bank account soon then, huh?

  236. Everyone had such hopes for that fucke, Sanfordr. That news came out this morn on local talk. There’s a pretty good lt gov that wants the Gov’s seat. As conservative as they come. Every week a couple candidates are on radio spouting their line. Some decent.

  237. It’s for work. Honest. I had to be in Vegas Argentina a few weeks ago for work meeting up with my man-whore.

  238. meeting up with my man-whore.

    Wait, yer a guy? WTF????

  239. You didn’t seem to mind at the time

  240. I understand that the political breed isn’t high on fidelity. I don’t understand why they’re so lame at concealing infidelity. If I can’t have integrity, I want intelligence.

  241. Hey, I said cheap hookers, not trashy whores.

    Damn! I always miss out!

  242. You didn’t seem to mind at the time

    I just thought you were reeeeealy into anal.

    I should have known right there. No chick is THAT into anal.

  243. “Damn! I always miss out!”

    Don’t worry sohos, we’ll always have a spot for trashy whores.

  244. nope…I got your mama right here…two in the pink and one in the stink

    No no no stupid TBoM bitch. His mom prefers eight in the pink and thirteen in the stink. Did you not read her tramp stamp?

    Idiot.

  245. That was your penis? oh, ummmmmmmmm, uh

  246. Fuck you, geoff.

    Fuck off, lauraw. When I want you opinion, I’ll give it to you.

  247. Hahahahaha! You know what I like about TBom?

    ****

    ****

    *****

    *****

    *****

    Yeah, me neither.

  248. Don’t worry sohos, we’ll always have a spot for trashy whores.

    WHEW!!!!!

  249. If I can’t have integrity, I want intelligence.

    Hahahahaha. You can tell the Republicans are the party of family values because they’re so shitty at covering it up when they do something immoral.

    As long as Ensign or Sanford’s wives aren’t suffering from terminal cancer and their affairs didn’t result in a love child, I guess we can still point at Edwards in judgment.

    HOW DARE YOU!!!! SHAME!!!!!

  250. Man, I go for a bit, and you folks get frisky.

    Would it be inappropriate to mention how totally turned-on I am?

  251. Fuck that shit. Everyone knows that a willingness to betray a spouse is a requirement for politics. If we started electing honest people, then we would start expecting accountability and shit. That simply is not acceptable.

  252. It’s for work. Honest. I had to be in Vegas Argentina a few weeks ago for work meeting up with my man-whore.

    Hey Wiser, did you and Bill party together when you were in Buenos Vegas?

  253. Would it be inappropriate to mention how totally turned-on I am?

    It’s because I”m hanging from the meat hook isnt’ it?

  254. Would it be inappropriate to mention how totally turned-on I am?

    No more so than it would be for me to say I’m not really into chicks frmm Lapeer County.

  255. Would it be inappropriate to mention how totally turned-on I am?

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

    oh. And SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!

  256. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvc386_eMuM
    nipples,nipples,nipples

  257. Shut your whore mouth, BiW. I was talking to PJM.

  258. Hey Wiser, did you and Bill party together when you were in Buenos Vegas?

    That guy is a fuuu-REAEEEK!!!

  259. MCPO, are you fuckin kidding me?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcnRN75PxrI

  260. Shut your whore mouth, BiW. I was talking to PJM.

    That makes sense, but you should know that she’s SoHoS’ bitcf, right now she’s got all this nifty hardware on her leg that will really make it hurt when she stomps you into the gravel.

  261. Shut your whore mouth, BiW. I was talking to PJM.,/i>

    I knew it was the meat hooks

  262. Shut your whore mouth, BiW. I was talking to PJM.,/i>

    I knew it was the meat hooks

    It sure as hell wasn’t the mad HTML skillz…

  263. My mad HTML skillz are brilliant in their subtlety

  264. My mad HTML skillz are brilliant in their subtlety

    And positively ethereal in their execution.

  265. Why BiW? Are you calling me an angel?

    *sigh

    so sweet

  266. Why BiW? Are you calling me an angel?

    *sigh

    so sweet

    Not now that I know you like it rough.

    *slaps PJM’s ass cheeks*

    Now get me and everyone else here a nice cold beer, Toots. Don’t make me ask you twice. The last thing we need here is another of your brood to trip over.

  267. Oh you’ll get your beer all right. I brewed some up just last night with my special yeast.

    Here, have a drink

  268. I brewed some up just last night with my special yeast.

    She calls it Soylent Green Lite.

    OMG!! IT’S MADE OF LITTLE PEOPLE!!!!!

  269. Quick question for everyone: Do you think the events of the past few days could possibly entice Nice Deb to come back?

  270. Take another hit off the crack pipe, wiser. Nice Deb is big time now. Why should we sully her rep?

  271. Oh you’ll get your beer all right. I brewed some up just last night with my special yeast.

    Here, have a drink

    Wench, if I wanted nasty vag juice, I’d have put a spigot in yer belly button and poured the drink myself.

  272. Wench, if I wanted nasty vag juice, I’d have put a spigot in yer belly button and poured the drink myself.

    That’s what you call a visual joke. Biw.

  273. Okay, ‘nother question for everyone:

    Do you think KKA still gets her period or is she too old for that now?

  274. No, wiser but the events and this hysterical post of KKA’s have definitely breathed some life into this place!!!!

  275. I wonder if we can buy the rights to GTFO?

  276. hysterical post of KKA’s

    Wait, do you mean “ha-ha” hysterical or “look out, I think she’s got a knife!” hysterical. ‘Cause, and maybe this is just me, I’m still waiting for the “ha-ha” hysterical to appear.

  277. aren’t they one and the same?

  278. Spigot? No need, I have a drain

  279. Compost, when you’re done tonguing my ass, wipe this time, M’kay, ’cause leaving me all wet there chafes.

  280. Racists

  281. I tell him the same thing all the time BiW

  282. aren’t they one and the same?

    Well, the difference is kind of like “Hahahah, good one ..” versus

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAMUTHAFUCKAI’MGONNAKILL YOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  283. Well there is an underlying threat in the post that something is wrong with you if you do not find it hahahaha funny, I believe they call it tongue in cheek?

  284. Compost, when you’re done tonguing my ass, wipe this time, M’kay, ’cause leaving me all wet there chafes.

    Somebody wake biw. He’s fallen asleep with a potato sticking halfway out of his ass and his goat is gnawing on it.

  285. Well there is an underlying threat in the post that something is wrong with you if you do not find it hahahaha funny,

    Oh, I found it funny alright. I just don’t think I found it funny it quite the way the author intended.

  286. I saw a dirty fuckin hippy car with stickers all over the back window denigrating the forces, Christians and our coutry, I was thinking of waiting for the fuck to come out of the store to confront, and was also thinking how much it would cost my wife to get me out of jail. I went into the store looking for a dirtbag in tiedye and found an old filthy lady about 65-70. I said to her ‘you are a piece of shit’ and walked away. Some of the people working at the grocery smiled as she was giving them grief. Got a thumbs up from a manager. So I want to post this short vid. The last verse is key.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWUwEG9YX3M

  287. I said to her ‘you are a piece of shit’ and walked away.

    Fucking Outstanding, Pyle!

    No more letting these old loons just get away with their dumbass shit because they’re old. Time to start calling them out on their dumbass shit publicly and repeatedly.

  288. A-fuckin-men. I’ve had it.

  289. Oh, I found it funny alright. I just don’t think I found it funny it quite the way the author intended.

    Actually, I think she got the EXACT intended response. It is all very passive-aggressive and if you DARE say anything then it will be all… it was just a JOKE….jeez relax

  290. Sohita – I agree. Therefore, we should ban KKA for at least 3 weeks!

  291. Racists

    Cano, what are you doing up so early? Did someone kick your cardboard box again.?

  292. Cano, what are you doing up so early? Did someone kick your cardboard box again.?

    AHHAHHAHAHAH…….

    Hey, if you’re not gonna use that box, can I have it?

  293. I dont think that she, bart, or forged should be banned. Like anything else if you cant stand the heat get out of the fucking kitchen. (See what I did there…its another spin on GTFO) They are adults, they have free will, no one is making them stay and no one is making them leave. The Hostages blog is not a fucking “CHAT” room.

  294. Pupster, need a little help gettin in the game? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eiFMW_kD2A

  295. it was just a JOKE….jeez relax

    That’s what I like about this place. We can all tell jokes. Hell, even I can tell jokes sometimes.

    Let’s see, do I know any good jokes……..

    Oh..

    Did you hear that KKA recently injured herself? Yeah, she was pretty upset about her boyfriend leaving her, so she decided to shoot herself in her heart, as that’s where it hurt the most.

    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. “On a woman,” the doctor said, “your heart would be just below your left breast.”

    Later that night, KKA was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See, now that’s fucking funny right there.

  296. Sohos, the wife said it’s a good thing to have the op done later, it will allow your leg to heal become strong and the acl will take less time to heal and they might be able to use one of the existing holes to do the scope. So there’s that, ya stinkin gimp.

  297. Thanks Shim and wife! You should see the brace I am in. I wear this one for 5 weeks and then he will test the stability and strength of my leg and depending on that will (hopefully) switch me to a better brace. I am hoping they can take the hardware out and do the knee surgery at the same time.

  298. Later that night, KKA was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

    Hahahahaha!

    Before PJ had her operation, she wore an asteroid belt.

  299. Therefore, we should ban KKA for at least 3 weeks!

    Are you kidding? And miss the slow, cruel descent into dementia that has so obviously afflicted the poor woman?

    No fucking way we’re banning her. Not if I have anything to say about it. And, according to recent commenters, I guess I do.

  300. here is my favorite joke AGAIN!!!!!!!!! If you dont like it GTFO

    Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, “Why have you done this to me?” And the snake answered, “Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.”

  301. compos, which one are you again?

    http://tinyurl.com/l5cloj

  302. Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, “Why have you done this to me?” And the snake answered, “Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.”

    What is this? TBS? REPEAT!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  303. sohos.

  304. compos, which one are you again?

    I’m the one taking the picture just before you arrive in your assless chaps and I leave.

  305. ROSETTA!

    here is my favorite joke AGAIN!!!!!!!!! If you dont like it GTFO!!!!!

  306. Cozmo I love that outfit!

  307. I’m the one taking the picture just before you arrive in your assless chaps and I leave.

    That’s really nice of you to give Rosetta your sloppy seconds there, compos.

  308. Cozmo I love that outfit!

    he looks really sharp in it, don’t he sohos?

  309. I got yer snake right here, gimpy.

  310. What did you say cozmo?

  311. This post.
    img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/Booticon/puke.jpg
    Where is FR? Liven this place up.

  312. You ever hit submit and say FUCK!! get back here you cocksucka? Yea course y’have

  313. I’ll be back in a few minutes with a beer and a shot.

    Cuz if I’m gonna start the killin’…I best start it right here.

  314. My cardboard box has a view of the pacific and a little island called Managaha.

    Enjoy Detroit.

  315. So ‘Cano I need a vacation somthing serious. Do you let people bunk in your box?

  316. Only if I get to do something in yours.

  317. Off to work. TTFN

  318. Enjoy Detroit.

    Loosely translated, I think that means Fuck off and die.

    And I’m pretty sure Managaha is Chamorron for Island where goat fuckers live.

  319. poor cano…

  320. Loosely translated, I think that means Fuck off and die.

    NOPE it means Get The Fuck Out!!!! GTFO! Follow along cozmo

  321. Off to go prep my belly for a booze deluge tonight with some food. Which is homemade gyros and seasoned fries and greek salad. Yum.
    Hold the pain, seems like this place is digging up some old ways, nice to see. Invite some of the elders and start bangin. Hold off a while and
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDdxY3tXHt0

  322. enjoy shim!!!!!

  323. Sohos, if that’s an offer, I ACCEPT

  324. The next island south, Tinian, has an island of its own called “goat island”

    I’ll make a reservation for you, Ms. Mentis. :)

  325. bend over

  326. Well, just to make the spanking a bit harder, Sohos, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that I think Forged was on to something. I can see where he got salty at Wiserbud, but also concede that once Wiser explained hisself, it should have ended.

    But the sanctimony about how there are no rules and everyone gets treated equally is, in my humble but obviously correct opinion, incorrect. I’ve been on the other side of the arbitrary “line.” And I left for a while. And I noticed that people were saying things that were worse than I said, with no retribution. So it was confusing.

    But, I came back, and have been classing up the joint (on average) with my presence ever since.

  327. And I left for a while. And I noticed that people were saying things that were worse than I said, with no retribution.

    It’s because I get special dispensation.

  328. But the sanctimony about how there are no rules and everyone gets treated equally is, in my humble but obviously correct opinion, incorrect. I’ve been on the other side of the arbitrary “line.” And I left for a while. And I noticed that people were saying things that were worse than I said, with no retribution. So it was confusing.

    Amen.

  329. Which puts me, in the Forged-Wiser battle, squarely on Team PJM

  330. Hah Americano, you wish you were on PJM.

  331. Al long as I can cover up the burrito shaped portions, Tat, I have to agree

  332. You know what’s really funny?

    All the fucking whining. NOT!

    And you know who I blame?

    Paul!

    That’s right! I said it! I blame the cripple who got everyone’s knickers in a twist, then rolled away stage left without anyone hearing him leave. People leave, people come back, or don’t, but screaming “Fuck YOU!” while sticking your finger in someone else’s eye? That is our everlasting heritage. Thank you, and lick my scroat.

  333. Thank you, and lick my scroat pet goat.


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