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  1. twenty third!

  2. Good thing nobody posted any weak shit before this awesome post went up!

  3. Eheheheheh.

  4. Heh, i didn’t even see Brad’s poat.

  5. The homos are still hanging out on the Monday morning poat!

  6. We are carrying out a discussion MCPO,
    We will get here as soon as we are done.
    We already ditched Xbrad’s. He might have a record of the least comments of any poat!

  7. Heh, i didn’t even see Brad’s poat.

    I’m hurt. I must have spent a whole minute working on that…

  8. I think we’re going to have to exile Xbrad to IB. He keeps wrecking this joint.

  9. I think we’re going to have to exile Xbrad to IB. He keeps wrecking this joint.

    OK. Now you’re just being cruel.

  10. Boys, boys, play nice now.

  11. KornKob!!! How’s it hangin??

  12. with a rope, ya dope

  13. I think we’re going to have to exile Xbrad to IB. He keeps wrecking this joint.

    Don’t be dumpin’ your trash on us. That’s just rude.

  14. Ok, when y’all aren’t here, where do ya go? Just sitting there staring at nothing?

  15. I had to finish reading the Shiniqua series.

  16. Don’t be dumpin’ your trash on us. That’s just rude.

    No no, you’ve got it all wrong, Michael. XBrad is teh awesome poster and we would hate to see you steal him away from us.

    Although, I would completely understand if you wanted to.

  17. oh lordy Justin, wasn’t that a hoot?

  18. You have three hits from Iran. IB has only one.

    *Shakes fist at sky*

    Maaaaaaaaareeeeeee!!!!

  19. Quit picking on xBrad,,,he’s a Sweety McSweeterson

  20. KKA – I was reading a WSJ article on welfare

  21. That was hilarious. The best one was when he wanted to ‘test’ the air hockey table.

  22. BTW, what happened to Mare? Does she still comment here?

  23. You have three hits from Iran. IB has only one.

    That;s because we have XBrad.

    Jus’ sayin’….

  24. BTW, what happened to Mare? Does she still comment here?

    I think she and Rosetta got together for a couple of drinks and no one has heard from her since.

    But I doubt there’s any correlation between those two events.

  25. Gabriel Malor is a little dink.

  26. Wiser, if I had not met your nubile daughter, I would resent your constant attempts to start trouble.

    As it is, good day to you sir!

  27. “WSJ article on welfare”

    and??

  28. le-annee, pick 5 numbers between 1 and 56, and 1 number between 1-46.

  29. “s a little dink”

    ya think?

    Justin – I didn’t see that one about the air hockey. Gotta go find it.

  30. It’s worth it, Korn Kat.

  31. I would resent your constant attempts to start trouble.

    Who’s starting trouble? I’m just discussing how wonderful XBrad is and what an asset we consider him to be here at the Hostages.

  32. Yannow, I met Gabe in Connecticut, and he’s a really nice guy. Openly gay, to be sure, but very humble and pleasant in person.

  33. Wiser must have a bad case of constipation, cuz he’s full of shit.

  34. he’s a shithead

  35. BTW, I think XBrad has relatives in Burkino Faso.

    Jus’ sayin’….

  36. This *is* Sin City. There’s condoms in the mini bar.

  37. Wiser must have a bad case of constipation, cuz he’s full of shit.

    This is the thanks I get for being a nice person?

    And you all wonder why I’m usually such a vicious fuck, huh?

  38. he’s a shithead

    He spoke highly of you, Uni.

  39. Uh, Romy? Rosetta blew all the condoms up like balloons and taped them to the ceiling fan.

  40. I can be there in 7 hours, Roamy.

  41. Anecdote:

    A group of us, including Gabe and TMI3rd, were in an Irish pub in Mystic. For some reason, TMI3rd could not shut up with telling his really awkward and explicit stories about gays in the opera (he is an opera singer). It was bad. But Gabe was totally cool, even though the rest of us wanted to stuff a sock in TMI3rd’s mouth.

  42. he’s a shithead

    Pretentious douchebag might describe his writing style. We’ll have to confirm with Patty Ann.

  43. BTW, I think XBrad has relatives in Burkino Faso.

    There you go again.

    I just want to congratulate you, sir, on your lovely family.

  44. And Mesa, I’ll have you know I tipped the bartender at the meet ‘n greet tonight even though it was TEN BUCKS for a glass of crappy chardonnay. Eight bucks for a Michelob or Tecate. Shit.

  45. It’s not his style with which I take issue; it’s his opinions and analysis. He just doesn’t get it.

  46. Pretentious douchebag might describe his writing style.

    You don’t think…….

    Nah, Gabe probably doesn’t have a recumbent bike. Does he?

  47. I can be there in 7 hours, Roamy.

    That works both ways. I have to be back by 1:00 Wednesday. :)

  48. Nah, Gabe probably doesn’t have a recumbent bike. Does he?

    Nope. But he has brand new red sneakers.

  49. I just want to congratulate you, sir, on your lovely family.

    Why thank you, sir!

    And obviously your lovely wife is working off some massive sin she committed in a previous life by being an absolute saint in this one.

  50. Those red sneakers are cool. Cathy was complimenting Gabe about them.

  51. $8 for Michelob?!?! Don’t these people know we got this recession on?

  52. I must be some kind of a rube, looking over peanut M&M’s and Red Bull and gawping at the “Booty Parlor Intimacy Kit”.

  53. Nope. But he has brand new red sneakers.

    suh-WHEEEEEEET!!!!!

  54. Romy – You got me laughing out loud at that last one!

  55. And obviously your lovely wife is working off some massive sin she committed in a previous life by being an absolute saint in this one.

    People have consistently been telling me that for over three decades. Seriously, everyone says that. WTF? How can so many people be so wrong?

    I don’t care what anyone says. I’m the best thing that ever happened to her.

  56. 1, 22, 12, 23, 7, 56

    5

  57. “le-annee, pick 5 numbers between 1 and 56, and 1 number between 1-46.”

    are we still playing numbers? or am I too late? ff

  58. not too late for tomorrow’s drawing

  59. Romy – Did you hit the lingerie shop(pe) yet??

  60. MCPO, no shit, that’s the label on the box. “Contains Add Magic Lubricant, Don’t Stop Massage Oil, and two Booty Parlor Condoms. All the frisky essentials you’ll need to accessorize your sexy experience.” $12.

    I can just see someone’s kids checking out the mini bar and finding this.

    I just have to remember to PUT IT BACK or I will have a red face trying to explain that part of the bill!

  61. *sigh* Poor Pattyanny doesn’t feewl good. Poor baby.

  62. hah…went in the spam bucket. Apparently numbers are a threat to wordpress. HELP somebody.

  63. WOW! A rift in the space time continuum!

  64. OMG, there’s two different “intimacy kits” in here. One has a vibrating ring in addition to the other stuff. :O

  65. I’m the best thing that ever happened to her.

    It certainly has given her the opportunity to fast-track her way through the Pearly Gates when she finally is called to her final reward, many, many, many years from now.

    Cathy: Hello, Lord.

    God: Why, hello, Cathy. I can’t tell you how happy we all are that you will be joining us here in Heaven.

    Cathy: Aren’t you going to go over my life before you make that judgment?

    God: Weren’t you married to Michael?

    Cathy: Well, yes.

    God: Good enough for me. HEY, SOMEBODY TELL MOTHER TERESA SHE’S OUT!! CATHY HAS ARRIVED!!

    Mother Teresa: Bitch.

  66. try again, kitkat

    .ff

    over

  67. Romy – Stop teasing!!!

  68. Those are NOT the same numbers I’m playing with Vmax though. I have now doubled my chances. I’ve gone from a snowball’s chance in hell to a snowman’s chance in hell.

  69. MCPO, no, not yet.

  70. w. t. h. ?

  71. MCPO, you ask me about lingerie, and then you say I’m teasing??

  72. I’m outta the spambucket and commented before you asked. I’m SOOOOO good!!

  73. <i.All the frisky essentials you’ll need to accessorize your sexy experience.” $12.

    $12???

    The one I bought in my room when I was in Vegas recently was $20!

    Damn MGM Grand thieving bastards…..

  74. Romy- What’s that on your night stand??

    http://tiny.pl/32wp

  75. Add Magic Lubricant: Use with a toy. Use with a boy. Use with your favorite boytoy.

  76. OMG, there’s two different “intimacy kits” in here. One has a vibrating ring in addition to the other stuff. :O

    Roamie, you paying for that room by the hour?

  77. you paying for that room by the hour?

    Sheets extra!

  78. Mr. Airdale, you have airmail. *see what I did there?

  79. I’m SOOOOO good!!

    What’s your vector, Victor?

    Try again, kitten. This time use your other hand; not the hand with six fingers.ff

  80. BaDarling, you going to split those winnings with me? I wanna live the rest of the year out at a fat spa.

  81. Barticles – look above your inquiry above because my numbers posted above your question at 11:10 — spookie but true.

  82. sure, absolutely

    but first we need PLAYABLE NUMBERS!!!

  83. ADD Magic Lubricant: Use with the one you ..OH LOOK, A SQUIRREL! Hey, wanta go for a bike ride? What’s on TV? Can I get room service?

  84. MCPO, that’s it.

    Wiserbud, this, in theory, is a resort. It is a casino first and foremost. This place gives my sense of direction a real challenge.

  85. pick 5 numbers between 1 and 56, and 1 number between 1-46.

  86. be back in 7 minutes…

  87. I hope I’m not paying per pillow on the bed. There’s eight.

  88. “1, 22, 12, 23, 7, 56

    5”

    OH, phucqueme`.

    leave off the 56, cuz I didn’t really want that one anywhooos. .. better?ff

  89. 7 minutes? What’s her name? I hate her………

  90. wow,,,,I killed it with the hate.

  91. Nah. Ya just wounded it.

    And what makes you sure it’s a “her”…?

  92. Why you got to be a h8r??

  93. I hope I’m not paying per pillow on the bed. There’s eight.

    The geometric possibilities are mind-boggling.

  94. zats betta

  95. “it’s a “her”…”

    If it were a “he”, he would spend much more time being attentive and shit.

  96. your numbers are remarkably close to mine

    we match 3/5

    weird

  97. Ya know,,,,,,,,,

    *crawls up on a soapbox

    *crawls back down

    nevermiand.

  98. “weird”

    wow,,,,*cues twilight muzak.

    V and I got two on the Iowa lottery Sat.

  99. KKA – C’mon! We could all use a good rant!

  100. Crawl back up and give us your screed, Korn Kat. Just don’t let Wiserbud peek up your skirt.

  101. what’s that, a free ticket?

  102. no, nothin, nada, zip

  103. oh

    hmph

  104. *peek

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! THE GOGGLES!!!!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!!!!

  105. I hope I’m not paying per pillow on the bed. There’s eight.
    The geometric possibilities are mind-boggling.

    Four normal pillows, three cutesy square pillows turned 45 degrees, and one big cylindrical thing that’s close to four feet long.

  106. “We could all use a good rant!”

    That’s why I got down,,,mine generally aren’t that good. HAH..

  107. bro’s bro is on a tear at AoS

  108. Your rants are usually excellent. Besides, what else do we have to look forward to? MCPO mumbling to himself about some damn kids on his lawn?

  109. A. I don’t mumble
    B. It’s dark. . . I shoot at people on the lawn at this time of the night.

  110. “bro’s bro ”

    haha..funny you should mention that. I’m always afraid my rants will sound like “that”.

    I do have a good one I’m writing tho….perhaps I should start a blog. IF nom can do it, so can I.

    (like I got any frikken time for that , and I don’t need therapy)

  111. Wiserbud at the Pearly Gates:

    Wiser: Hello, Lord.

    God: Hi Wiser.

    Wiser: Am I going to be examined?

    God: Yes. Are you Lutheran?

    Wiser: Um, well, no, not actually.

    God: Were you rude to Michael?

    Wiser: Aw, man, do you have to bring that up? Shit. You know I was rude to Michael.

    God: Sorry dude, but I play by the rules. Bye.

  112. the earlier one

  113. I know. I need a blog like I need a hole in the head.

  114. Where’s Bro’s bro? You’d think he’d be on the thread about the Pacific.

  115. in gayb’s post

  116. in gayb’s post

    See, Bart, that kind of slur just makes you look bad. You have been doing it for years, everybody keeps telling you that you sound like a prick, and you just don’t get the message.

  117. Bart is a prick. What’s to get.

  118. now, now, now……

  119. Hey!

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/2525227/Trapped-nude-with-a-dryer-on-his-head

    I found Rosie!

  120. who’s everyone, you and 3 other people?

    You know what you’re problem is? You’re confusing me with someone who cares.

  121. CLEAN UP!! Somebody pooped in the bouncy ball house!!

  122. I think Pupster has bouncy-ball duty.

  123. Hey Justin – how’s the remodeling coming along?

  124. who’s everyone, you and 3 other people?

    No, it’s me and the entire internet that encounters you.

    Let’s be frank here, Bart. You are a shaved narcissistic freak with major sexual problems, and you’re not very bright.

    Here’s a tip. I’ve met Gabe and I like him. Knock off the homophobic slurs in my presence. You are a sniveling little twit who is way out of his league.

  125. Play nice kids. Bart doesn’t have to like homosexuals, and you don’t have to come here.

  126. One step at a time Korn Kat. I have the tile done. I think I might paint the media room next, but I hate painting so hard.

    I might re-do the stairs next. I’m going to get cheap bamboo and tack down a long runner for the stairs.

  127. Oh, great….I get ONE fuckin night I can have some FUCKIN fun on this FUCKIN blog and somebody has to start shit. Nasty, personal, petty shit. Way to prove you can really rise above something , Michael.

  128. Romy, don’t bend over and try to pick up anything in that room … just sayin’

  129. Bart doesn’t have to like homosexuals . . .

    I’m OK with that. Bart’s problem is that he has to insult them, which speaks volumes about him. And it’s all the more annoying because he claims to be Christian.

  130. I kinda agree with Michael here. The homo-hating shit is tiresome. And Uni/Burl/whatever has been called on it numerous times.

  131. Gotta say, Michael, Bert hasn’t said anything hostile towards me. I don’t think his response towards Gabe is homophobic.

  132. And once again, Justin is the adult.

  133. Way to prove you can really rise above something , Michael.

    Sorry, Annie. Apologies to all off you for going off on your thread.

    Sometimes my Swedish temper comes out, and then it’s just bad.

  134. Oh, and by tile done, I mean everything but the kitchen, utility room, pantry, fireplace, and upstairs bathroom.

    I’d really like the hurt the sumbitch that invented linoleum. And not in the fun way.

  135. Romy, don’t bend over and try to pick up anything in that room …

    clintbird, I worry more about the cameras all over the place. I can just see the security guards laughing at me adjusting a bra strap or something.

  136. For Michael:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090623002445419

  137. Apologize to Bart, Michael, not me. You were way out of line in your “Christian” scolding, and as you said, let’s be frank, I’m kinda sick of the primadonna bullshit from some of you guys . Some wonder why participation is dwindling here? Hello!!

  138. The Jews were right all along.

    Bwaaahahahahaha!! I know which line I’m going to stand in.

  139. Justin, sounds like you’ve got quite a few projects to fill in your time in the future. Do you have plans? or flying by the seat of your pant?

  140. Gotta say, Michael, Bert hasn’t said anything hostile towards me. I don’t think his response towards Gabe is homophobic.

    Calling him “gayb” to denigrate his normally well-reasoned opinions was not hostile?

    You are in denial, Justin.

  141. I’m kinda sick of the primadonna bullshit from some of you guys .

    KKA, this is a conversation that goes back a long way. Bart is quite adamant and public in his dislike for gays. It is no secret to anyone.

    Michael has just as much of a right to express his opinion here as anyone else. And, occasionally, there is going to be open, honest discussion of uncomfortable topics here.

    Sorry if that bothers you, but it is what it is.

  142. Romy, you may be right. There’s more cameras in Vegas (I think I remember that’s where you are?) and for that matter in hotels in general than many people realize. I’m pretty sure many moons ago a young lady friend of mine at the time and I may have put on quite a show for whoever was monitoring security cameras in the stairwell late one night of a downtown Des Moines hotel. *Grins at the recollection … then turns sadly away at how long ago such shennanigans were*

  143. I am not a primadonna.

  144. Seat of my pants, Korn Kat. I figured the place needed new flooring and a lick of paint (to get rid of the smoke). Turns out owning a home means endless chores.

    I miscalculated. A fixer-upper is not in the best interest of a single home owner.

  145. “Gayb” was coined because for a while there, Gabe just wouldn’t shut up about Prop 8 and other similar topics. It was all gay, all the time. Not bad. Just boring.

  146. For Michael:

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

    I don’t care if I go to Hell, as long as a Dave in Texas joke is involved.

  147. OMG,,,I’m going to go puke on the hypocrisy.

  148. Happy sleeping, Korn Kat. I’ll keep the noise down this time.

  149. Apologize to Bart, Michael, not me.

    OK.

    Bart, I am sorry for my intemperate rant. It was not the proper, nor Christian, way to deal with my objections to your comment.

  150. Good luck with your endeavors there, Justin. E-mail me with the details.

    g’night.

  151. Romy, I’ve heard the prices have dropped quite a bit in Vegas due to the economy. True?

  152. Thank you, Justin. And thank you very much Annie, but don’t argue on my account. I’ve been down this road before with both of the above and I don’t feel like defending my character or my positions.

    Nor do I want to be around people who take the internet so seriously. To me it’s like a CB radio where people say stupid shit. But this kind of shit I don’t want.

    Since they speak for everyone, its all theirs.

  153. Happy sleeping, Korn Kat. I’ll keep you posted.

  154. Hey all. Anybody get into any interesting arguments on teh innertubes today?

  155. Since they speak for everyone, its all theirs.

    How noble of you.

    OMG,,,I’m going to go puke on the hypocrisy.

    And you.

  156. Clint, I’m paying the per diem gov’t hotel rate, so that hasn’t changed. I ate at a new restaurant, so I don’t know if they were cheaper, but the waiter was MUCH nicer than previous ones.

    The booze at the meet ‘n greet was more expensive than last year.

    It’s pretty crowded here at this casino, and it’s not just the conference.

  157. Not yet, Sean?

    How’s your herpes?

  158. “Since they speak for everyone, its all theirs.”

    And there goes the fucking fun right out of here. Happy? Feel pretty fuckin proud of yourselves?

    Fuck you, wiser.

  159. Dammit. I. Said. Play. Nice.

    Look, a couple feelings got hurt. Big deal. Don’t go nuclear and make a small issue a big one.

  160. Fuck you, wiser.

    Thank you very much, KKA.

    Please accept my most heartfelt apologies for offending your quite superior sensibilities.

  161. How’s your herpes?

    Drippy. How’s your AIDS?

  162. How’s your AIDS?

    Not selling any buns.

  163. In case you missed it, Michael at 12:39 apologized to Bart.

  164. I like rum and watermelon.

  165. I like rum and watermelon.

    Hollowed out,cubed and rummed with cubes back in?

  166. I did have some dark rum one time. I’m pretty sure the party was a blast, but that was a hangover to rival the Goldschlager event.

    I learned not to drink dark rum. In retrospect, rum isn’t normally served in coffee cups.

  167. Close Shim. Try a cooler filled with rum and watermelon squares at the bottom.

  168. Worst thing I ever did with rum was play checkers with shot glasses of rum. You lost a piece, you had to drink the shot. I thought I was better at checkers than I really was.

  169. Never play drinking games with Koreans.

    Trust me about this.

  170. Any other fruit? melons? grapes, pineapple? Sounds like the beginnings of an ‘out to lunch punch’ Big white fishing coolers filled with cubed various fruit, rum, vodka and everclear with cans of pineapple, orange and grapefruit juice added.
    Justin, you gave me an idea for tomorrow night’s drink. Tanks.

  171. Think I’ll make jello shots tomorrow, that sounds fun. I’ll make extra—choice of lime and stawberry/banana.

  172. Rum checkers. That’s a hoot.

    My last encounter with rum was at a white party at a club. I played clean-up crew when the club made last call. After a night of beer I drank all of my friends’ cheap rum and cokes.

    I sang ‘I’m a Little Teapot’ all the way home and made everybody stop walking so I could stomp in the mud puddles (it was spring and there had been a lot of rain).

  173. Never play drinking games with Koreans.

    That’s why I can’t drink rum anymore.

  174. Soju.

    ’nuff said.

  175. We had Jungle Juice, Shim. That’s virtually every sort of alcohol you can buy with every sort of fruit mixed in.

    I think the rum and watermelon was a theme party, but I have no idea what the theme was.

  176. I think the rum and watermelon was a theme party, but I have no idea what the theme was.

    “A Tribute to Vomit,” perhaps?

  177. Interesting fact about South Korea:

    Pretty much every nation on the planet has signed the treaty which says you cannot call a whiskey “Scotch” unless it is actually made in Scotland, kinda like there are agreed rules about what you can call “bourbon” and so forth.

    Not true in South Korea. They did not sign that treaty, and they make a domestic version of “Scotch whiskey” called Something Special.

    I’m not making this up.

    So, if you are in Korea, the drinking games will likely involve Something Special for Westerners. Worse yet is the real Korean hooch, which is called soju.

    My point being — be careful about getting into drinking games with Koreans.

  178. I like soju.

  179. Soju.

    ’nuff said.

    Hah! You posted that while I was writing.

    It’s like drinking kerosene.

  180. I sang ‘I’m a Little Teapot’ all the way home

    I forget what he was drinking, but Mr. RFH sang Bruce Springsteen all the way home one night. He also wanted to relieve himself on the police station, but I talked him out of it.

    “Tramps like us, baby, we were born to ruuuuuuunnnnn…”

  181. A Westerner with a sufficiently perforated liver ought to be able to survive soju. Right?

  182. It’s like drinking kerosene.

    Actually, it’s not bad in moderation.

    It’s just that moderation goes out the window so often…

  183. There was a bar in Blacksburg, VA with the graffiti

    “I was obnoxious tonight!”

  184. Rakki

  185. I love Mr. Romy. He is forthwith invited to attend a drinking event with me.

  186. A Westerner with a sufficiently perforated liver ought to be able to survive soju. Right?

    I did OK. We closed our deal. You can’t do business in Asia if you can’t drink with them.

  187. XBrad, I’m going to go take a shower. May I please have a splodey video when I get back?

  188. Also, you have to do karaoke. That’s hard.

  189. Gimme a minute, Roamy, I’ll see what I can find.

  190. No joke,

    when I was in Bankok a few years ago one piece of advice I got when we landed (from the embassy rep) was: ‘Don’t play ‘Connect 4′ with them in the bars—they’re geniuses.’

    I thought that was an odd thing to say and kind of forgot about it…until two days later, when we’re in the bar and the girl pulls out the Connect 4 game and says, ” You play for a drink?”

    I started laughing my ass off and bought a round. They are geniuses. Two things I learned that night: A drunk guy will never beat a sober Thai bar girl at Connect 4 and you should never, ever fight a monkey. They are crazy strong.

  191. I’ve always done quite well, drinking against Asians. Of course, most of my heritage is English, Irish, German, and Russian. I suspect I have an unfair advantage.

  192. OK, Roamy, you get a twofer.

    One splodey, and one rocket…

    http://tinyurl.com/lc7vsn

    http://tinyurl.com/nuvjpq

  193. A Westerner with a sufficiently perforated liver ought to be able to survive soju. Right?

    In theory, yes.

  194. I’ve always done quite well, drinking against Asians.

    We usually tie.

  195. In Thailand I drank wood alcohol with my taxi driver. I’m afraid I was stoned at the time so it seemed like a good idea. The important part is that I’m not blind.

  196. The important part is that I’m not blind.

    Oh yeah? Then why can’t you find your shirt?

  197. What are you talking about Xbrad? I can find my shirt. I drug the durned thing out of the closet so I could go out Saturday.

  198. I can find my shirt.

    Not for photographs, apparently.

  199. Well, if you’re busy finding articles of clothing, see if you can’t find my pants….

    … wait, that didn’t really come out right, did it?

  200. I’ve ironed and starched your pants. They’re properly folded.

    I have to say you aren’t as stingy as Wiserbud. Then again, I rather expect more than a buck fifty.

  201. One splodey, and one rocket…

    Wunderbar!

    Those were pretty good, XBrad. Smoochies!

    More foolishness tomorrow. Good night, y’all!

  202. G’night.

  203. I’m off to bed. I’m out of beer and it’s extra late for me. Benders seem to last longer than the weekend. Curious, that.

  204. Well, I guess it’s up to me to call the coroner to come pick up this thread.

  205. Good job KKA

    *standing….applauding*

    And Bart? Don’t let yourself be run off. It’s a lot more fun to piss off the people around here who’ve formed their little mutual ass kissing clique.

  206. Aw, man. I never get invited to join cliques.

  207. This thread reminds me of a movie, but I can’t remember its name. What was it? Oh, yeah

  208. OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

    That, right there, may be the most clever thing I have read on the interwebs. EVER.

  209. When unicle writes “gayb” am I the only one who has a mindthought in my brainspace of John Lovitz (I think it was him)

  210. Is that so wrong?

  211. And lest Michael or Wiser jump up my ass (ok, perhaps I should rephrase that), my only problem with Justin is that he is stingy with the peachbutter.

  212. Ronery. So ronery.

  213. So……

  214. And Bart? Don’t let yourself be run off. It’s a lot more fun to piss off the people around here who’ve formed their little mutual ass kissing clique.

    Sweet. I’m so happy we could provide you with the entertainment you desire, FR. First of all, who’s pissed off? We have a difference of opinion and suddenly it’s “Yeah, you pissed the fuckers off!” Bart and I have had this discussion numerous times, at different places, and we disagree. I’m not pissed.

    Sorry to ruin your fun.

    As for Bart leaving or staying, that’s totally his decision. It was never suggested that he leave. He is as welcome here as everyone else, yourself included.

    Just don’t expect this to be one big echo chamber. While we may all reside on the same side of most issues, there are also areas where we don’t see eye to eye. But I guess some would prefer that we not discuss these topics here, as it might ruin the fun somehow.

    Personally, I disagree with that, as we have discussed many serious topics here and it doesn’t seem to take away from our ability to also make jokes to, at and about each other. But, of course, your mileage may vary on that score.

  215. By the way, the hangover was pretty fokkin funny.

  216. Sweet. I’m so happy we could provide you with the entertainment you desire, FR…..

    Yeah, you might want to quit diggin’ there champ. And since you don’t understand what the problem is, allow me to explain, stop telling people what they can or can’t say. It leads to ridiculous things like this –

    Let’s be frank here, Bart. You are a shaved narcissistic freak with major sexual problems, and you’re not very bright.

    I kinda agree with Michael here. The homo-hating shit is tiresome. And Uni/Burl/whatever has been called on it numerous times.

    Michael has just as much of a right to express his opinion here as anyone else

    See the contradiction there and how “the rules” of what can and can’t be said are applied unequally from one commentor to another?

    And while nobody told Bart to leave, it’s hard to imagine him feeling welcome after reading some of the shit here.

  217. stop telling people what they can or can’t say. It leads to ridiculous things like this –

    Please show me where I told anyone what they could or could not say. In fact, I am the first person to say that we should leave everyone’s brilliant and insightful pearls of wisdom out there forever, for the whole world to see, no matter how offensive or idiotic they may have been.

    You call my opinions of his comments an attempt to stifle him? I said it was tiresome. I didn’t say stop. I never once threatened to do anything, such as banning him or removing his comments. I gave my opinion.

    Perhaps you are having difficulty with the subtle difference between “telling someone what they can and can’t say” and “expressing my own opinion about what someone says.”

    And while nobody told Bart to leave, it’s hard to imagine him feeling welcome after reading some of the shit here.

    Yeah, ’cause everyone else gets treated with kid gloves here, that’s for goddamn sure. Poor Bart. He’s the only one who ever gets any shit tossed his way.

  218. Please show me where I told anyone what they could or could not say.

    Ok, here you go

    Comment by Michael on June 23, 2009 12:09 am

    who’s everyone, you and 3 other people?

    No, it’s me and the entire internet that encounters you.

    Let’s be frank here, Bart. You are a shaved narcissistic freak with major sexual problems, and you’re not very bright.

    Here’s a tip. I’ve met Gabe and I like him. Knock off the homophobic slurs in my presence. You are a sniveling little twit who is way out of his league.

    Comment by wiserbud on June 23, 2009 12:18 am

    I kinda agree with Michael here. The homo-hating shit is tiresome. And Uni/Burl/whatever has been called on it numerous times.

    I’m sure you just didn’t see the part where Michael specifically told him what he couldn’t say right? What’s tiresome is you taking sides while pretending not to take sides.

  219. And really, telling people what they can or can’t say is a secondary point. The main point is that it isn’t applied equally. If you want to have a set of rules, go right ahead, just apply those rules equally to everybody.

  220. Where do you get “I kinda agree with Michael” = “You can’t say that here.”

    And, just so you know, Michael has absolutely no power to do anything to Bart here. So he can say “knock it off” and it really carries no other weight than him forcefully asking Bart to stop insulting someone that Michael likes and respects. (And let’s just ignore the fact that Gabe doesn’t even comment here, which makes the insults thrown at him here just a little more annoying.)

    I said it was tiresome. I made no threats nor did I tell him to stop. You can read into that what you wish, so you can go off once again on your self-righteous rants, but that doesn’t make you right.

    What’s tiresome is you taking sides while pretending not to take sides.

    Oh, I am definitely taking sides. I am not even hiding the fact that I have a definite opinion in this whole matter. What I don’t get is why you think it’s okay for others to have opinions, but I somehow cannot.

  221. If you want to have a set of rules, go right ahead, just apply those rules equally to everybody.

    They are.

  222. Where do you get “I kinda agree with Michael” = “You can’t say that here.

    From this

    Comment by Michael on June 23, 2009 12:09 am

    Knock off the homophobic slurs in my presence.

    Comment by wiserbud on June 23, 2009 12:18 am

    I kinda agree with Michael here.

    If you want to have a set of rules, go right ahead, just apply those rules equally to everybody.

    They are.

    Whatever you say Baghdad Bob

  223. Whatever you say Baghdad Bob

    Heh. That’s pretty funny coming from someone who can’t seem to even see the words that he is quoting.

    You have yet to show me anywhere where I threatened to ban or otherwise stifle anyone’s freedom to say whatever they want here. You can keep posting that little clip there, taking it more and more out of context each time, but it still does not, in any way, make your case any stronger. In fact, if that’s all you have, you are kinda making my point for me.

    Also, since you ignored this question the last time, please explain to me why I am not allowed to have an opinion on what is said here? This is a public forum and opinions are pretty much our stock in trade. Yet, anyone is welcome to say anything they want here except for me? How exactly does that work again?

    I was agreeing with Michael that the gay-bashing is tiresome and annoying. I did not, and let me state this as clearly as I can, and with the smallest words possible, I did not tell Bart, nor would I tell anyone here, what they can and cannot say here.

    But you can continue to misrepresent what I said and put words into my mouth just so you can make some kind of point here. I will, on the other hand, continue to state my opinions with abandon and let the chips fall where they may.

    Ain’t the blogosphere grand?

  224. Yeah, i know, it was “out of context” and “misrepresented” and that’s not what you meant at all and on and on.

    Also, since you ignored this question the last time, please explain to me why I am not allowed to have an opinion on what is said here?

    Oh, i didn’t ignore it, you’re just so blatantly trying to change the subject and make yourself the victim i didn’t think it was worth commenting on.

    Ain’t the blogosphere grand?

    Yeah it sure is

    Comment by Michael on June 23, 2009 12:09 am

    who’s everyone, you and 3 other people?

    No, it’s me and the entire internet that encounters you.

    Let’s be frank here, Bart. You are a shaved narcissistic freak with major sexual problems, and you’re not very bright.

    Here’s a tip. I’ve met Gabe and I like him. Knock off the homophobic slurs in my presence. You are a sniveling little twit who is way out of his league.

    Comment by wiserbud on June 23, 2009 12:18 am

    I kinda agree with Michael here. The homo-hating shit is tiresome. And Uni/Burl/whatever has been called on it numerous times.

  225. Oh, i didn’t ignore it, you’re just so blatantly trying to change the subject and make yourself the victim i didn’t think it was worth commenting on.

    Really? I’m changing the subject? You are equating my stating of an opinion with telling people what they can and cannot say here. As you continue to insist on that, I am then asking you to explain why I should not be allowed to have an opinion, since my opinions carry so much weight as to be considered threats of banning or some other form of censorship in your opinion and that seems to bother you immensely.

    You are basically telling me that what I said was tantamount to threatening to ban someone and that I shouldn’t say that. You also say that I do this all the time, yet you cannot find a single other example except this one, where I clearly stated that my agreement with Michael was with how old and tiresome the (serious) gay-bashing is.

    See, here’s what you seem to be missing: I said “kinda agree.” I did not then say “Stop.” I clearly followed up “kinda agree” with an explanation of what I agreed with. For some strange reason that I’ve yet to figure out, you simply refuse to recognize that.

    And trust me, the only thing I a consider myself the victim of is this idiotic little game you’re playing here.

    But please, feel free to continue. It’s fun to see how many different ways you can misrepresent the words that are right there for all to see. I’m sure you have convinced someone that you are right and that I am a ban-happy, censoring ogre. Maybe all those people I’ve banned from here for saying the ‘wrong thing’ are right now standing and cheering you on!

    Oh….wait….. hmmmm……..

  226. You’re like one of those kids who hears “shut up” and immediately screams “CENSORSHIP!!!!!”

  227. You are basically telling me that what I said was tantamount to threatening to ban someone

    No, what i’m doing is quoting you word for word. You just don’t like being called out on your net nanny bullshit and so you’re doing everything you can to weasel out of the situation you created for yourself. In fact, since you like it so much, here it is again

    Comment by Michael on June 23, 2009 12:09 am

    who’s everyone, you and 3 other people?

    No, it’s me and the entire internet that encounters you.

    Let’s be frank here, Bart. You are a shaved narcissistic freak with major sexual problems, and you’re not very bright.

    Here’s a tip. I’ve met Gabe and I like him. Knock off the homophobic slurs in my presence. You are a sniveling little twit who is way out of his league.

    Comment by wiserbud on June 23, 2009 12:18 am

    I kinda agree with Michael here. The homo-hating shit is tiresome. And Uni/Burl/whatever has been called on it numerous times.

    Yeah, don’t know how anybody could get the idea you were telling Bart what he could and couldn’t say.

    Have fun with your denials Bob, i’m content to let you think you’re the winner of teh intertubes and just sit back and watch this blog die a slow death while you and the other self professed watchdogs of it continue to run people off.

  228. No, what i’m doing is quoting you word for word.

    Well, as I said earlier, you keep making my case for me by quoting me word for word, then I guess I no longer need to make my case for myself. That’ll save us all a bunch of time, huh?

    You just don’t like being called out on your net nanny bullshit and so you’re doing everything you can to weasel out of the situation you created for yourself.

    ooooooookay, so I guess all that backtracking I’ve done on my own words is pretty obvious, huh? No chance at all that maybe, just maybe, you jumped ugly just a little too quickly and now your ego can’t let you see what is right in front of your own eyes. Naaaaaah, more likely I’m a prissy little net nanny. Yeah, that’s much more comfortable for you. Perhaps you’d like to call me a diseased cunt next.

    just sit back and watch this blog die a slow death

    Thanks for your help in that regard as well, forged. Perhaps we’ll leave you the honor of posting the last music video here, before we finally turn off the lights for the last time.

    Go with your strengths, I always say.

  229. ,i>ooooooookay, so I guess all that backtracking I’ve done on my own words is pretty obvious, huh?

    Yeah, it is. No chance at all that maybe, just maybe, your ego won’t let you admit it? Naaaaah, more likely you’re just the poor lil’ victim gettin’ picked on.

    Perhaps you’d like to call me a diseased cunt next.

    Not necessary, everyone already knows you’re a diseased cunt.

  230. Not necessary, everyone already knows you’re a diseased cunt.

    Didn’t take much to draw that out of you, did it? Nicely handled.

    Hey, I got a question for you, genius: How come you are selecting the comment by Michael that you are, as opposed to his later one, which just happens to be right before my comment, to supposedly make some kind of point about my desire to be a nanny.

    Here, take a look:
    _____________________________________
    Comment by Michael on June 23, 2009 12:17 am

    Bart doesn’t have to like homosexuals . . .

    I’m OK with that. Bart’s problem is that he has to insult them, which speaks volumes about him. And it’s all the more annoying because he claims to be Christian.
    ____________________________________________

    Comment by wiserbud on June 23, 2009 12:18 am

    I kinda agree with Michael here. The homo-hating shit is tiresome. And Uni/Burl/whatever has been called on it numerous times.
    _______________________________________________

    Hmmmmmm, sure looks like someone is picking and choosing their quotes selectively to stir up shit. Not that I want to make myself a victim or anything, but it looks to me like someone is being just a bit dishonest about the source of their supposed outrage.

    Not that I, in any way, expect that this will get you to stop acting like a dishonest douche, but maybe, somewhere deep down inside of you, you will know the truth.

  231. In fact, if you take those two comments in context (I know, that’s kind of a toughie for ya, but give it a try anyway) both Michael and I are saying nothing about making him stop saying what he believes. In fact, Michael clearly states that he’s okay with Bart’s opinion re: gays. He just finds it annoying.

    I then agreed, saying it was tiresome.

    Now, back to my original request to you: Please find me anywhere where I intimated or outright told someone what they could or could not say here. And this time, try to be honest in your reply, huh?

  232. Hmmmmmm, sure looks like someone is picking and choosing their quotes selectively to stir up shit.

    Hmmm, sure looks like someone is trying to backtrack on his words to make himself the victim. If that’s the comment you were referring to, why did it take you so long to say so? Oh, that’s right, because it’s not the comment you were referring to.

    Have another go Bob.

  233. He just finds it annoying.

    And that he shouldn’t state his opinion in his presence. Are you really this self delusional? If so, you should seek help.

  234. Hmmm, sure looks like someone is trying to backtrack on his words to make himself the victim.

    Wait, let me get this straight. You basically slander me and, then to make your case for that charge, you selectively choose two comments out of order and attempt to tie them together. Then you want to accuse me of playing the victim, when you flat-out misrepresented my words and lied about my intentions?

    Dude, you really need to go write for Kos with that kind of bullshit logic.

    Hmmm, sure looks like someone is trying to backtrack on his words to make himself the victim.

    Look, liar, I didn’t bother to go back and re-read the comments as they were written. I, stupidly, as it turns out, took your word for the order and timing of the comments and responded to that. I knew in my heart that I would never tell someone what they could or could not say, so I didn’t really care enough about what comments you used to make your case, because either way, it was bullshit right from the beginning.

    Besides, if you are so convinced that I am such a prissy little nanny wannabe, it should be easy for your to find evidence of your accusation. However, if the only way you can prove your point is to take two out-of-sequence comments and dishonestly tie them together, I guess you really had no valid point to begin with, did you?

    Admit it, forged, you lied and you got caught. You got nothing, you never had nothing and you are now proven to be a dishonest shit-stirrer with nothing but lies to back you up.

    What’s next, you gonna accuse me of changing the time stamps?

  235. And that he shouldn’t state his opinion in his presence. Are you really this self delusional? If so, you should seek help.

    Can you even read? That was a totally different comment. And you have been arguing that I agreed with that one line all day, when the facts do not support your case in the least. In fact, that you selectively chose that one line out of his whole comment and accused me of agreeing with that one line tells me that you were just looking for any bullshit you could find, ’cause you got caught opening your mouth with nothing to back up what you were saying.

    Talk about delusional.

    Like I said earlier, you’re like a child who shouts “CENSORSHIP” when you parents ask you to quiet down in church.

    Dude, quit while you’re behind. You’ve been outed as a lying bullshit artist. Nothing you say will change that.

  236. Admit it, forged, you lied and you got caught. You got nothing, you never had nothing and you are now proven to be a dishonest shit-stirrer with nothing but lies to back you up.

    Someones lying here, but it’s not me. Let’s take a look at both those comments shall we?

    Comment by Michael on June 23, 2009 12:09 am

    who’s everyone, you and 3 other people?

    No, it’s me and the entire internet that encounters you.

    Let’s be frank here, Bart. You are a shaved narcissistic freak with major sexual problems, and you’re not very bright.

    Here’s a tip. I’ve met Gabe and I like him. Knock off the homophobic slurs in my presence. You are a sniveling little twit who is way out of his

    Comment by Michael on June 23, 2009 12:17 am

    Bart doesn’t have to like homosexuals . . .

    I’m OK with that. Bart’s problem is that he has to insult them, which speaks volumes about him. And it’s all the more annoying because he claims to be Christian.

    Michael’s point is that he’s ok with Bart not liking homosexuals, but he doesn’t want him to say anything about in his presence. You agreed with him. Keep on trying Bob.

  237. Besides, if you are so convinced that I am such a prissy little nanny wannabe, it should be easy for your to find evidence of your accusation.

    Yeah, it has been. Just look at my previous comments.

  238. You agreed with him.

    Really? You know that for a fact? Did I copy his comment and paste it specifically to agree to it? How, exactly, are you so sure of that, stupid?

    Or perhaps, I was simply agreeing with Michael’s overall point, that the gay-bashing is tiresome. Ya know, like Michael stated in this comment, that you so conveniently omitted in your little list above:

    See, Bart, that kind of slur just makes you look bad. You have been doing it for years, everybody keeps telling you that you sound like a prick, and you just don’t get the message.

    Man, you are really trying way too hard here, forged. Seriously, the comments above could maybe, possibly, somehow, be misconstrued, if, like you, someone with a completely fucked up sense of reality was desperate for any evidence of my constant desire to shut people up.

    So try this instead. Put this one aside for now and find me one other time, anywhere, where I told someone what they can or cannot say here. One other time, that’s all I am asking. If you do, I will concede your point to you.

    I’ll even make it easier on you. Look anywhere on the web…Ace’s, IB, anywhere, and find me one comment where I tried to tell someone what they could or could not say.

    And try not to be a dishonest lying fucktard this time and get an actual comment from me, in context and real.

    If, like you say, it happens all the time, this should be pretty easy, even for a lying mental case like yourself.

  239. Yeah, it has been. Just look at my previous comments. lies.

    ftfy.

    And no, your lies are not going to work here. Sadly, you got nailed by your own bullshit.

    Now off with you. You have a chore to do.

  240. Really? You know that for a fact?

    Yeah i do you worthless sack of shit.

    Comment by wiserbud on June 23, 2009 12:18 am

    I kinda agree with Michael here.

    I’ll even make it easier on you. Look anywhere on the web

    Haha, i was wondering how long it would take you to get to the “go search on the web” bullshit, surprised it took you this long. Nah, this isn’t that important to me to take the time to that. Like i said, i’m content to let you think you’re the poor lil’ victim here. I’m sure you’re lil’ buddies will be along soon to tell you how great you are and agree profusely that you did no wrong.

    In the meantime, how many people have you and your ass kissin buddies run off so far? There’s Folly and Bart and now possibly KKA. I’m sure it was all their fault, had nothing to do with you or your pals.

  241. I gotta say though, it’s been fun watching you get more and more worked up. I didn’t have to do anything but quote your own words and you shit your panties.

  242. To be fair, wiserbud had nothing to do with folly and stated over and over again, if you don’t like folly, ignore her.

    He was also on your side forged with the whole mare thing. Not the part where you called her a cunt, but the part where he felt you should be able to say what you want and not have your comments deleted because he was against censorship on the blog. Believe it or not, he also didn’t want WP or fierce scorpions comments to be banned either.

  243. Yeah i do you worthless sack of shit.

    How? Because you so want it to be true, it just must be? Wow. Them’s some damn fine reasoning skills your working with there, fucktard.

    Nah, this isn’t that important to me to take the time to that.

    Yeah, trust me, it would be a complete waste of your time. ‘Cause you will find nothing to support your accusations.

    I’m sure you’re lil’ buddies will be along soon to tell you how great you are and agree profusely that you did no wrong.

    Yeah, notice how they all jumped into the middle of this, as opposed to leaving you and I alone to work this out. Because we are all one big ass-kissing family. You really just can’t get anything right, can you?

    There’s Folly and Bart and now possibly KKA. I’m sure it was all their fault, had nothing to do with you or your pals.

    We never dragged them here in the first place, we certainly never asked them to leave. That’s the cool thing about the blogs, people are free to come and go as they please. We are who we are. Some people get it, some don’t. Some people think this is something that it’s not, stay for a while until they determine this is the wrong place for them and move on. No harm, no foul. We never advertise this place as anything other than what it is. If it bugs you so much, you are as free to leave as anyone else. Or stay. Honestly, considering what you bring to the table most of the time, it really won’t change the personality of this place either way.

    But no one can come here and simply expect to be treated with kid gloves. Anyone who does is fooling themselves. And if they can’t take the knock-around behavior that is common here, then perhaps they never belonged here in the first place.

    Nice deflection though, asswipe. Guess you finally figured out that your shit isn’t gonna fly here anymore, so time to change the subject, huh?

    Oh, well, drive time. You continue to pretend like you aren’t a dishonest lying piece of shit and maybe I’ll catch up with you later for more of this fun.

  244. I didn’t have to do anything but quote your own words and you shit your panties.

    Hmmm, guess you’ve decided that you previous line of discussion was untenable, to say the least, huh?

  245. Yeah, notice how they all jumped into the middle of this, as opposed to leaving you and I alone to work this out. Because we are all one big ass-kissing family. You really just can’t get anything right, can you?

    Oh ooops. Well I don’t consider myself your liittle buddy wiserbud. In fact, you can kiss my ass.

  246. To be fair, wiserbud . . .

    Be fair to wiserbud?!?!?!

    PJ, what the hell are you thinking?

  247. Oh, well, drive time. You continue to pretend like you aren’t a dishonest lying piece of shit

    Right back atcha asshole.

    I’ll catch up with you later for more of this fun.

    Nah, you’re teh winner! I lost interest in this last night. It’s just been too much fun watching you shit yourself when your own words were pointed out to you. You can delude yourself all you want, but the only lying sack of shit around here is you fuckwit.

  248. PJ, what the hell are you thinking?

    I hate you all.

  249. Hmmm, guess you’ve decided that you previous line of discussion was untenable, to say the least, huh?

    Yeah, that must be it.

  250. PJ, what the hell are you thinking?

    sorry, the crack hit I took this morning is wearing off.

    *lights up toque

  251. So………..who wants some ice cream?

  252. It’s just been too much fun watching you shit yourself when your own words were pointed out to you.

    Yeah, how dare I get offended when someone misrepresents what I say and lies about me. What a fool I am, huh?

    Well, I’m glad you enjoyed yourself, douchenozzle. That’s what we’re all about here, the giving.

    And I want to thank you as well. You have probably save me hours of time I would have otherwise wasted ever reading a single one of your bullshit, meaningless comments again. Seeing as how you are no longer worthy of anyone’s trust, I’m pretty much gonna go with the presumption that everything you say is complete and utter bullshit from this point out.

    No go find a music video to post! And be quick about it, boy! The Hostages need to be entertained too, doncha know!

  253. I can’t go away and leave you kids alone for a minute, can I?

  254. Yeah, how dare I get offended when someone misrepresents what I say and lies about me.

    You just keep telling yourself that shit eater, and think happy thoughts like “i’m wiserbud and i’m not a self obsessed lying sack of shit” over and over again. It’ll keep you in your happy place.

  255. No go find a music video to post! And be quick about it, boy!

    Oh hey, that sounds great! Or better yet, one of your patented joke threads where you think you’re absolutely hilarious but really you’re just repetitive and boring!

  256. I’ll admit that I don’t get FR’s point, except to be a pain. Even if he showed that Wiserbud’s comments implied an advocacy for censorship (which he failed to do), Wiserbud has explicitly stated that that was not his intent. End of story.

    It does seem like there’s a lot of unresolved anger and frustration that’s coming out in some really unproductive and not-sufficiently-entertaining-to-be-worth-it ways. I suggest a flame thread?

  257. I’ll admit that I don’t get FR’s point, except to be a pain.

    Haha, too fuckin’ easy. Sorry if i didn’t take the time to make a chart for you, but thanks for proving my point.

  258. Allright, i’ve spent enough time on this shithole. Have fun lil buddies, maybe if you kiss wisers ass enough he’ll tell that joke about daddys fingers for the 5 billionth time. lol wiser is so funny!

  259. Allright, i’ve spent enough time on this shithole. Have fun lil buddies, maybe if you kiss wisers ass enough he’ll tell that joke about daddys fingers for the 5 billionth time. lol wiser is so funny!

    So if I don’t share your quarrel, then there’s something wrong with me?

  260. lol wiser is so funny!

    First honest thing you’ve said all day.

  261. First honest thing you’ve said all day.

    Since all i’ve done is quote your exact words, i guess you’re right.

  262. So if I don’t share your quarrel, then there’s something wrong with me?

    I dunno. I didn’t know we all were supposed to take sides. I guess I’m bad for not wanting to get in the middle of something that’s not my business.

    Sad that too often, we seem to have to walk on eggshells. Oh well.

  263. BiW:

    Just so you know, I am not disagreeing with you.

  264. So if I don’t share your quarrel, then there’s something wrong with me?

    No, nothing wrong you. It’s just completely predictable that certain people will group together here. Wiser clearly lied and all i had to do was quote him to show it, but things like this speak volumes

    Wiserbud has explicitly stated that that was not his intent. End of story.

    Nothing else matters, just whatever wiser says is the bottom line.

  265. Pucker up lil buddies

  266. I’ll tell you what. I saw Michael here earlier, if you’re still here Michael why don’t you tell us what you meant. It seems clear to me that while you didn’t have a problem with BHarts opinions, you didn’t want him to speak them out loud and that was the intent of both your comments. If it wasn’t, i’ll admit i was wrong.

  267. Since all i’ve done is quote your exact words,

    Yeah, those were my words alright. Of course, the meaning, context and intent which you so blatantly misrepresented as mine were 100% yours. But yes, they were my words indeed.

    Too bad you’re so fucking stupid that you couldn’t quite comprehend them. Just for you, next time I promise to limit myself to words that only a 4th grader would understand. I’m sure you would still find comprehending such big, grown-up words to be quite the challenge. But, remember, you can’t learn without being challenged, right?

    Honestly, forged, I’ve seen trolls at Aces who were more honest and rational than you.

  268. Fuck you asshole

  269. Nothing else matters, just whatever wiser says is the bottom line.

    Yeah, damn those rational, logical, reality-based bastards. How dare they fully grasp that you are a lying sack of feces and stand up in defense of what they know is right.

  270. Fuck you asshole

    Good one. Did you write that all by yourself or did you get help from your babysitter?

  271. Like i said, Michael can tell us what he meant by those comments. They both relayed the same sentiment, so you can try to pick and choose all you want and keep screaming “out of context” but the bottom line is you’re full of shit and you know it.

  272. ,i>Good one. Did you write that all by yourself or did you get help from your babysitter?

    Nah, got it from your mom after i came on her face.

  273. In the meantime, how many people have you and your ass kissin buddies run off so far? There’s Folly and Bart and now possibly KKA. I’m sure it was all their fault, had nothing to do with you or your pals.

    Forged, fuck off. Technically, I ran Folly off. From what I read, Wiser was agreeing w/ Michael about being tired of the perceived/actual homophobia. If you don’t like it here, why the hell are you here?

  274. Forged, fuck off.

    Right back atcha lil buddy. Hows that ass taste?

  275. Like chocolate.

  276. I would kill for some chocolate right now

  277. This is about as interesting as watching chimps fling shit at the zoo. . . and as productive.

  278. I would kill for some chocolate right now

    Can I pick the target?

    Aww MCPO, don’t ruin the fun.

  279. And just so you know, i’m here because the old blog with wicked was fun and i keep hoping this one will be fun too. But it’s not, it’s just people and their little groups and bitchin about crossing the line.

  280. hahahaha, I just.need.chocolate.tat

    any suggestions on good stuff? I’m rather disappointed at how Hershey’s has let their chocolate go to crap. Still fond of Cadbury’s

  281. Pretty sure your feet aren’t glued down here hon.

    The Hershey’s Bliss stuff is decent. Shim keeps touting this stuff he finds at Walgreens.

  282. This is what, the second, third time forged has gotten in huff? And never because of something directed at him.

    Dude, you are more than welcome here. But the arguments and false cries of censorship (however honestly felt) are tiresome.

    Personally, I was annoyed with Michael. I understand his point, of course, but sure wish he’d used more temperate language. You’d think a lawyer would have better skills.

    I will say this, thanks to both you and wiser for keeping this distraction away from the new threads.

  283. Let’s keep this on side for future use

  284. But it’s not, it’s just people and their little groups and bitchin about crossing the line.

    that I will agree with. It’s really odd.

  285. Let’s keep this on side for future use

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    I wonder how many starter or “offshoot” blogs the hostages have on wordpress

  286. Haha, too fuckin’ easy. Sorry if i didn’t take the time to make a chart for you, but thanks for proving my point.

    I didn’t actually doubt that the retort would be that puerile. I did hope that it would be more clever. I’ve disagreed with Wiserbud on this very subject in a past thread – I disagree with him on this one as well. But he never said what you claimed he did.

    You’re arguing like a lib.

  287. I didn’t actually doubt that the retort would be that puerile.

    And i didn’t doubt that you’d be a sanctimonious dick.

    You’re arguing like a lib.

    You’re eating wisers shit like a pro

  288. Okay so disagreement with forged automatically equals agreement with Wiser?

  289. After all these denials, Bart’s still not here and KKA still isn’t here. Why is that? Seems like they must have a problem with something, if not being told what to say, then feel free to explain why they’re not here.

  290. And i didn’t doubt that you’d be a sanctimonious dick.

    Go get ’em, tiger. Grrr.

  291. Go get ‘em, tiger. Grrr.

    mmmmmmmmmmmm, cereal

  292. Go get ‘em, tiger. Grrr.

    You’re the one trying to talk shit princess.

  293. For one, I know that Annie’s got a bunch of shit going on in real life right now. Her posting has been sporadic over the last bit.

    Bart could be not here b/c he has a real life, or he could be not here b/c he’s cooling down, or he could be not here b/c he was run off.

    If you’re so concerned why haven’t you been in contact with either one to make sure everything’s ok? Oh wait, it’s ’cause you’re a concern troll.

    And I’m still missing the point where Annie was told not to say something, unless you’re referencing your brouhaha from a while ago.

  294. cereal

    Cap’n Crunch Berries.

  295. Cap’n Crunch Berries

    best ever

  296. best ever

    I know.

    I like Magic Stars too.

  297. If you’re so concerned why haven’t you been in contact with either one to make sure everything’s ok? Oh wait, it’s ’cause you’re a concern troll.

    Yeah, that must be it. Oh wait, no, i would much rather be doing anything else. I’m just sick of the bullshit and since nobody else will address it, i am.

  298. Oh Forged, you’re my hero. Addressing the tyranny and injustice and oppression. Do you wear tights too?

    And for the love of Pete, if you don’t like it here, why are you here?

  299. Oh Forged, you’re my hero. Addressing the tyranny and injustice and oppression. Do you wear tights too?

    Nah, they highlight my tiny wang. But you know what? You’re right. I’ve tried to address this bullshit before and got the same response. I thought people were as sick of the groups and complaints of crossing the line as i was, but i guess not. It’s obvious this place isn’t going to get any better, so there really isn’t any reason for me to be here. i just don’t have fun here anymore and apparently i’m hampering everybody’s elses fun here too, so ima take off.

  300. BiW:

    Just so you know, I am not disagreeing with you.

    Its ok, Eddie. You’re still a moron. ;-)

    Personally, I was annoyed with Michael. I understand his point, of course, but sure wish he’d used more temperate language. You’d think a lawyer would have better skills.

    Ha. Dreamer. We have a whole subset of attorneys who regularly emply intemporate language. We call them ‘screamers’. You might know them as ‘litigators’.

  301. so ima take off.

    see you in a few weeks.

  302. But it’s not, it’s just people and their little groups and bitchin about crossing the line.

    Says the biggest whiny bitch on the blog….

    Look, I agree with you. Too many times now, people have taken some silly comment waaay to personal and either made a big deal about nothing or taken off in a huff. Like I said earlier, if you can’t handle this place, there is nothing making you stay here.

  303. I’ve disagreed with Wiserbud on this very subject in a past thread – I disagree with him on this one as well. – geoff

    wha..wha..whaaaat? But how is that even possible?

  304. Nah, got it from your mom after i came on her face.

    Dude, you couldn’t afford my mother.

  305. dude, she’s way overpriced.

  306. dude, she’s way overpriced.

    She used to be Car In’s roommate, as it turns out.

    And if she can get it, who am I to complain? Helloooooo, inheritance!

  307. Michael is a shit stirrer.

    It’s part of his blog persona.

    I honestly don’t understand why we can accuse each other of the most heinous acts of debauchery, and yet can’t keep from crossing some personal line somewhere and having folks point fingers at each other and slam INTERNET doors on the way out.

    It boggles the mind that I can accuse Bart of being a flaming queer, and he’s not offended, and Jewston’s not offended, but god forbid that Bart gore someone else’s queer ox. It doesn’t make sense to me.

    I have a son who is autistic, developmentally disabled. I cringe when someone links a picture of a downs kid and attach’s someone else’s name to it. Have I ever yelled “over the line”? No. And I won’t call out someone who made me cringe, either. This is a rough and tumble place, and I understand that.

    Can’t we all just call each other dickheads and get along?

  308. Boy, this place is turning into a fight club.

    I am happy I walked in after the dust settled, else I would have been accused of kissing Wiser’s butt.

    On a side note I thank Michael and Wiser for their stand.

  309. Pupster, you are a dickhead.

  310. Pupster.

    http://tinyurl.com/ccgl7p

  311. On a side note I thank Michael and Wiser for their stand.

    kiss ass.

  312. I’m a little surprised (disappointed even) that Rosie didn’t like a picture of a Down’s kid…

  313. Pupster…YOU CROSSED THE LINE!

  314. OVER TEH LINE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql0IB1zv2MA

  315. >>kiss ass.

    Wiserbud, seriously, I am a bit tired of Bart’s schtick where he derides everyone, his lifestyle and his religion, but reacts viciously when his religion is even mildly mocked criticized.

  316. I’m a little surprised (disappointed even) that Rosie didn’t link a picture of a Down’s kid…

    It’s only because I respect the privacy of the Proof of Life page that I don’t link xbrad’s picture right now.

  317. This is definitely not the place for the thin-skinned.

  318. I like Bart. He makes me laugh.

    If he doesn’t come back, I’ll be OK.

    If he does come back, I’ll be OK.

    But if you fuckers chased off KKA, I see to it that you die screaming in a pool of your own mucus.

  319. i for one am pissed at tat right now because she got me in the mood for Cap’n Crunch and I go all the way down to the store and all they have is peanut butter or regular. Not cool

  320. Rosetta?

    http://tinyurl.com/l69lrz

  321. But if you fuckers chased off KKA, I see to it that you die screaming in a pool of your own mucus.

    uh oh.

  322. i for one am pissed at tat right now because she got me in the mood for Cap’n Crunch and I go all the way down to the store and all they have is peanut butter or regular. Not cool

    Hey, quit telling me what to post. You don’t own me.

  323. I see to it that you die screaming in a pool of your own mucus.

    I keep reading that as you’ll die in a screaming pool of your own mucus, and am trying to figure out how mucus screams.

  324. Jeebers, is this still going on?

    I’ll tell you what. I saw Michael here earlier, if you’re still here Michael why don’t you tell us what you meant. It seems clear to me that while you didn’t have a problem with BHarts opinions, you didn’t want him to speak them out loud and that was the intent of both your comments. If it wasn’t, i’ll admit i was wrong.

    Let me spell this out.

    1. I heard bad things said about Gabe.

    2. I made a point of saying that I have met Gabe, and tried to share with you a different perspective — that both my wife and I thought he was a really nice guy in person.

    3. The next thing out of Bart’s mouth was a homophobic slur about Gabe. Bart has a long history of doing this, and pissing people off in the process, including Ace and virtually every commenter at AOSHQ.

    4. I lost my cool and insulted Bart. It struck me as poor timing that he insulted Gabe after I had just tried to say a word on his behalf. It struck me as poor judgment for Bart to annoy me.

    5. Annie was offended by me, and correctly chastised me. I cooled down and apologized to Annie. Annie said I owed Bart an apology. Reflecting upon this, I manned up and apologized to Bart.

    6. I retreated, and read with amusement the remainder of the thread, only intervening to remind PJ that fairness towards Wiserbud is an intolerable breach of etiquette which cannot be tolerated (that was a joke).

  325. ok, ok, I got a joke

    * Home
    *

    A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleap two per room so they could afford the trip.

    Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the same room with bart – he’s got a well known reputation for snoring and since it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time – so they voted to take turns.

    Wiserbud was the first deputy to bunk with bart and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot, looking like he didnt get any sleep. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “bart snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night, couldn’t get any sleep.”

    The following night it was rosetta’s turn. In the morning, same thing – hair all messed up, eyes blood-shot, etc. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that bartl! Shakes the roof he’s so loud. I watched him all night.”

    The third night was rosetta’s turn. Now rosetta was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. Said he wasn’t gonna put up with any snoring… “We’ll see!” said the other debuties. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning, wonderful day outside isn’t it?” he said.

    They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked bart into bed, then kissed him good night. He sat up all night just watching me. Didn’t snore a bit, hehe.”

  326. wiserbud?

    http://tinyurl.com/26zb77

  327. Uhoh, Rosie slept w/ Bart two nights in a row?

  328. What’s green and has wheels?

  329. ok, I didn’t spell sleep that way, I copied and pasted the joke

  330. Boy, this place is turning into a fight club.

    No, because the first rule of fight club is that you don’t comment about fight club. Besides, if it was, you’d be on your brown ass, picking that damn red dot up off the floor and tacking it to your forehead, rubbing your jaw, and wondering why you ever joined The Hostages Fight Club.

    Is that enough of a line crossed, dickhead? ;-)

  331. only intervening to remind PJ that fairness towards Wiserbud is an intolerable breach of etiquette which cannot be tolerated

    Why, you son of a ……

    (that was a joke).

    Oh. Never mind then.

  332. I prefer duckhead.

  333. Uhoh, Rosie slept w/ Bart two nights in a row?

    aww crap, I’m tired ok? It’s supposed to be pupster in there.

    I’m still mad at you anyways tat.

  334. 6. I retreated, and read with amusement the remainder of the thread, only intervening to remind PJ that fairness towards Wiserbud is an intolerable breach of etiquette which cannot be tolerated (that was a joke).

    You sir, are no gentleman. Good evening to you and you Pure Lutheran Doctrine&trade,. You may take your green jello, and commence to flinging it.

  335. The image I am linking is extremely offensive, yet funny.

    NSFW!!!!

    You are warned.

    Here it is

  336. MOM!!!! Tush is posting pics of pencil dicks again!!!!

  337. The image I am linking is extremely offensive, yet funny.

    Self-portrait?

  338. 6. I retreated, and read with amusement the remainder of the thread

    Regarding the remainder of the thread, I tip my hat to both Wiserbud and Forged Rite. That was comedy gold. Seriously, I owe you guys money for that epic exchange of monkey-poo. I was laughing all afternoon at work when I realized this was going on.

    Well done, gentlemen.

  339. Hey, quit telling me what to post. You don’t own me.

    I have chocolate

  340. I was laughing all afternoon at work when I realized this was going on.

    You work?

  341. I have chocolate

    That’s a shitstain, you retard.

  342. The image I am linking is extremely offensive, yet funny.

    Huh. I think I know that guy.

    In the Biblical sense.

  343. So Wiserbud, Rosetta and TBom are travelling through the countryside.
    They want a place to sleep, and find a farmer’s cottage.

    They request the farmer for a place to sleep. The farmer says that his little cottage can accomodate only two people, and someone will have to sleep in the barn with the animals.

    Wiserbud agrees to sleep in the barn, but within a few minutes, there is a knock on the cottage door. He is gagging, and says he can’t stand the smell.

    Rosetta laughs at Wiser, and goes to sleep in the barn. But in a few minutes, there is a desperate knock on the cottage door. He can’t stand it either.

    TBoM laughs at the two pussies, and goes to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes, there is a mighty knock on the cottage door. Standing outside, gagging and retching, are all the barn animals.

  344. I was laughing all afternoon at work when I realized this was going on.

    Again, at the Hostages, it’s all about the giving.

    *calculates billable hours and multiplies by 3.

    *drops inflated bill in the mail to Michael.

    *immediately calls collection agency

  345. Michael, quit stealing my poo-flinging analogy, you homo-loving gay bait bastard.*
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    * said with the utmost respect and love /sarc

  346. Huh. I think I know that guy.

    In the Biblical sense.

    Anyone got anymore brain bleach? I’m all out here.

  347. I do wanna say this since Michael’s here now. I have an issue w/ some of the bullshit that was laid on Bart. I’m glad you met Gabe IRL, but some of the rest of us only know him thru his posts at Ace’s. I did read your reasons, and I do understand them.

  348. That’s a shitstain, you retard.

    *swipes finger thru it
    *tastes it

    Well I’ll be damned. Still tastes good though.

  349. Well, is EVERYONE offended yet, or do I have post nude pics of TBOM and some trannies to get everyone to the same stage of hysteria?

    BTW, when did we start getting offended here? I didn’t think that was allowed.

  350. BTW, when did we start getting offended here? I didn’t think that was allowed.

    Some people may not have completely read the small print before they signed the release.

  351. Do I have to be offended? I was just gonna be pissed, it’s so much easier.

  352. Do I have to be offended? I was just gonna be pissed, it’s so much easier.

    You’ll do what I tell you and you’ll like it, missy.

  353. I sincerely believe that Gabe’s interest in gay marriage (like most right-libertarian gays) is purely for personal reasons. I don’t see any nefarious hidden scheme to derail the conservative agenda and destroy the institution of marriage behind it. If we keep pushing out people like Gabe who agree with 90% of our agenda, then we won’t have a big tent anymore.

  354. You’ll do what I tell you and you’ll like it, missy.

    Hey, you don’t own me either. And contrary to what PJM claims, I don’t whore my soul out for chocolate (very often).

  355. tush, my problem with Gabe was that for a while, it was becoming Gabe O’ Spades, and worse, his posts weren’t interesting or funny. That’s a mortal sin.

    He’s gotten much better lately.

  356. And contrary to what PJM claims, I don’t whore my soul out for chocolate (very often).

    How about your booty?

  357. Look Tusher, just because you met Wiserbud doesn’t mean you can flip-flop on gay marriage.

  358. How about your booty?

    I really don’t have one.

  359. Gabe has an agenda. That’s fine. It’s when Gabe gets all know-it-all about crap he doesn’t know anything about that bothers me. He take on DADT is all theoretical and he doesn’t brook people who have lived in that world.

    I could give I shit less that he’s gay, it’s that he is self-righteous.

  360. I have an issue w/ some of the bullshit that was laid on Bart.

    Tat, so do I.

    Annie woke me up. I was out of line with Bart, and I apologized.

    How often do you see that on the internet?

  361. Hahaha, not very, Michael.

  362. Annie woke me up. I was out of line with Bart, and I apologized.

    How often do you see that on the internet?

    you have no idea

  363. Batman…let me know if you want to join fight club

    http://crossedtheline.wordpress.com/

  364. (L) TBOM
    (R) XBrad

    http://tiny.pl/38h6

  365. If we keep pushing out people like Gabe who agree with 90% of our agenda, then we won’t have a big tent anymore.

    That was not a very popular stance when I made that point at AoSHQ. My opinion is that we need to come to an explicit accommodation with gay conservatives, where we define a common platform on gay issues. Otherwise we have a sort of DADT policy within the party.

  366. (L) TBOM
    (R) XBrad

    http://tiny.pl/38h6

    B-rad likes to get it in the pooper while getting double fisted

  367. Anyone seen TI’s peanut butter?

    http://tiny.pl/38hv

  368. It’s when Gabe gets all know-it-all about crap he doesn’t know anything abouty that bothers me.

    Chief, everybody who just gets out of law school is like that, me included.

    Legal education is based on the Socratic dialogue. Meaning, when you get out, you spent three years answering hypothetical questions from law professors who are extremely smart, and are trying to teach the law and how to think like a lawyer. They are not teaching you about real life.

    Just sayin’. It takes a few years to get over that.

  369. I did say that Gabe’s writing style suggests pretentious douchebaggery. I blame it on his lawyerlyness.

    Lawyers are only experts in pedantry. Few enough of them bother to be much good at anything else.

  370. B-rad likes to get it in the pooper while getting double fisted

    Not really. I’m just very concerned about prostate health.

  371. Sean’s newest “friend”.

    http://tiny.pl/38hb

  372. >>Lawyers are only experts in pedantry. Few enough of them bother to be much good at anything else.

    Justin, I recently spent six hours traveling in a car and talking to a lawyer. I don’t think I have met many people smarter and having deeper and broader knowledge about all sorts of things than this lawyer who probably passed his bar less than 3 years ago.

  373. KornKob????

    http://tiny.pl/38h3

  374. Lawyers are only experts in pedantry. Few enough of them bother to be much good at anything else.

    Nope. Lawyers may be ignorant about a lot of the real life world, but what they really are experts at is critical thinking.

  375. but what they really are experts at is critical thinking.

    That made me snort Dr Pepper. Not cool.

  376. My opinion is that we need to come to an explicit accommodation with gay conservatives, where we define a common platform on gay issues.

    This is where I get annoyed at the immediate negative reaction that a lot of conservatives have when it comes to gays. Why would we want to alienate a huge portion of this country because of something that is really none of our business to begin with?

    I could care less about gay marriage. It will have zero impact on my marriage or my life. If two men want to get married, I say have at it. Why should they be denied the pleasures of wedded bliss, like having to wake up next to the same person for the rest of your life, and mother-in-laws?

  377. (L) Dave in Texas
    (R) Michael

    http://tiny.pl/38qh

  378. >> then we won’t have a big tent anymore.

    I have a big tent.

    in my pants!!!

  379. but what they really are experts at is critical thinking.

    Explain William Kunstler!

  380. DiT – Why are you scoping out Michael’s package in that picture???

  381. I count you lucky Tushar. And I certainly don’t think lawyers are unintelligent. My gripe is that I think the precedent legal system is a failure. I believe in the sentiment of law rather than the word of law. I think starry decisis or whatever is flawed.

    There are 10,000 federal laws on the books. I believe we ought to have a legal code that can be understood after an afternoon of reading by an 8th grade student.

  382. Michael?

    http://tinyurl.com/m2u664

  383. DiT – Why are you scoping out Michael’s package in that picture???

    heh. Mr. Critical Thinker is holding his magazine upside down.

  384. Also, here’s another odd fact.

    Lawyers are funny.

    No shit.

    Take any professional category: Accounting, Marketing, IT, Doctors, Clergy, etc.

    In my experience, a group of lawyers if funnier than an of them.

    My theory is that lawyers are funny because we are constantly exposed to the stupidity of the human condition. Lawyers deal with conflict. Conflict = humor.

  385. I could care less about gay marriage. It will have zero impact on my marriage or my life. If two men want to get married, I say have at it. Why should they be denied the pleasures of wedded bliss, like having to wake up next to the same person for the rest of your life, and mother-in-laws?

    The only problem I can see is the discrimination angle becoming a huge deal b/c some churches don’t want to marry homosexuals. To be honest, I’m not entirely certain why gov’t is at all involved in marriage anyway. If gov’t has to be in it at all, I’d rather see civil unions as the one w/ all the “perks”, and marriages as ceremonies performed by religious instituions.

  386. There are 10,000 federal laws on the books. I believe we ought to have a legal code that can be understood after an afternoon of reading by an 8th grade student.

    I think for the most part that is pretty laudable. Especially in the criminal justice system. But as always, the devil is in the details. Michael will surely come and give a long explanation why that just isn’t possible.

    Having said that, I do wish some courts would look at precedent with a slightly more jaded eye. When the precedent has clearly strayed from the intent of the law, there’s something wrong.

  387. >>I believe we ought to have a legal code that can be understood after an afternoon of reading by an 8th grade student.

    You want to shut down the most lucrative profession in America?

  388. If gov’t has to be in it at all, I’d rather see civil unions as the one w/ all the “perks”, and marriages as ceremonies performed by religious instituions.

    *DING! We have a winner!

  389. Lawyers are funny.

    EXPLAIN BiW!!!!

  390. Hey Michael hon, are you about done blowing your own horn? :P

  391. *DING! We have a winner!

    Yeah, but it’ll never happen, even if you grandfathered in all current marriages, b/c there’s a sector of the population that will view it as threatening “their” marriage.

  392. I believe we ought to have a legal code that can be understood after an afternoon of reading by an 8th grade student.

    …and tax code. …and state vehicle codes.

  393. Yeah, my ex-wife’s lawyer was fucking riot!

    (okay, just kidding. I’ve never been divorced.)

  394. DADT policy

    what does DADT mean?

    I’m of the libertarian mind. I think the government should be out of marriages entirely. I think it should be a church dealio. The gubmint needs to mind it’s own.

  395. Why would we want to alienate a huge portion of this country

    I actually support DOMA because it makes gay marriage a state/local issue as it ought to be.

    2. We aren’t a huge portion. Democrats milk 60-70% of the gay community like a cash cow that crushed its own offspring in the barn. And they produce nothing, because a 5% voting bloc isn’t worthwhile in the voting booth. I prefer nothing to their platitudes. And I prefer nothing to the legality that they would introduce.

    Anything we allow the government to provide, we also empower them to take away.

  396. Don’t ask Don’t tell.

  397. what does DADT mean?

    Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

  398. b/c there’s a sector of the population that will view it as threatening “their” marriage.

    I seriously do not understand that logic. And I’ve yet to see someone intelligently and completely explain how that would happen.

  399. I actually support DOMA because it makes gay marriage a state/local issue as it ought to be.

    I would guess that a solid 80% of what the federal gov’t claims as it’s own, properly belongs in the states hands.

  400. I seriously do not understand that logic. And I’ve yet to see someone intelligently and completely explain how that would happen.

    B/c it’s neither intelligence nor logic, it’s emotionally-based, driven by the fuckheads on TV and in Congress. And yeah, the right side of things is just as bad as the left for that shit.

  401. Don’t Ask Dat Texan

  402. And they produce nothing, because a 5% voting bloc isn’t worthwhile in the voting booth.

    5% would have gone a long way to swaying the last election.

    What I really find hilarious is that the Dems, when asked specifically about gay marriage, clearly state that they are against it. And yet, supporters of gay marriage just ignore that and vote for them anyway.

  403. I wonder how much the R’s could recover congress-wise, if they started punting stuff back to the states.

  404. Don’t Ask Dat Texan

    Well, I think we all would support that.

  405. Hey Michael hon, are you about done blowing your own horn?

    Dang. Michael’s limber ain’t he?

  406. Night y’all.

  407. Don’t Ask Dat Texan

    You mean the one with the shotgun?

  408. later, tat.

  409. later tater

  410. And I certainly don’t think lawyers are unintelligent.

    Thanks.

    My gripe is that I think the precedent legal system is a failure. I believe in the sentiment of law rather than the word of law.

    Then you must like Sotomayer, who thinks that being a “wise Latina” qualifies her for SCOTUS, because she is more empathetic than white males.

    I think starry decisis or whatever is flawed.

    The Latin phrase is stare decisis, referring to the binding nature of prior judicial decisions by a higher court. The point here, Jewstin, is that above all, the law should be predicable based upon the language used to write it down, so that people can regulate their behavior accordingly. That’s the problem with Roe v. Wade — there is nothing written in the Constitution which even slightly suggests a right to an abortion. It was just dictatorial judges making shit up.

    There are 10,000 federal laws on the books. I believe we ought to have a legal code that can be understood after an afternoon of reading by an 8th grade student.

    Life just isn’t that simple, and writing rules is very complicated.

    There are way more than 10,000 federal laws on the books, by the way. You can find more than 10,000 federal laws in the tax code alone. That’s why you need to pay lawyers.

    :)

  411. 5% would have gone a long way to swaying the last election.

    Realistically, we’re talking about %60 of %5 of the entire population. I could well be wrong, but I read a study that gays are more likely to vote than many other demographics. However, %60-%70 of them will vote liberal.

    I wish I could convince them to vote libertarian/federalist. But, I haven’t any horses.

  412. My problem is more that the government really really likes to criminalize a lot of things they have no business making laws about.

    It’s gotten to the point where you are almost guaranteed to be indicted and probably convicted for cooperating with federal investigators. See Stewart, Martha, and Libby, Scooter.

  413. >> the shotgun

    3 shotguns.

  414. There are way more than 10,000 federal laws on the books, by the way.

    We’re only counting the ones that don’t involve DinTX.

  415. Hey Michael hon, are you about done blowing your own horn?

    Hey Tat, here’s the deal. I’ll stop blowing my own horn if you start.

    And I think you know what I mean by “my horn.”

  416. Well, Michael, I don’t begrudge your living. I do regret that I and people like me have to pay you to unravel the maze we need to send taxes, adopt, and drive a car.

    And that is why the spirit of the law is more important than the letter. If we believed in the letter of the law, people would be allowed to scream “FIRE” in a theatre and keep a grenade launcher in their backseat.

  417. Re: Gay Marriage:
    I believe that everyone should have the right to be miserable for the rest of their lives.

  418. Also, a WISE latina might well be better at adjudicating, but it doesn’t follow that a latina would. I think wise is the key word, and I haven’t seen anything suggesting that Sotomayor is wise in any fashion.

  419. And just so you know, i’m here because the old blog with wicked was fun and i keep hoping this one will be fun too.

    Here in lies your problem Forged the blog with WP was anything BUT fun….It was fun BEFORE he came back but once he was back it went to utter shit. I could call you a kiss ass for adoring WP so much…your loyalty OBVIOUSLY lies with wicked and I have seen you on several occasions jump peoples shit for what you THOUGHT was a slight against him. You called Mare a cunt and jumped to the WRONG conclusions. I have found that you are quick to anger and also very quick to fight DIRTY. Some of the things you have jumped in the middle of are frankly none of your fucking business and it is embarrassing to me to watch you make a complete and utter ass out of yourself.

    I think that you are right that it is time for you to move on. I think that maybe you and Wicked should start a blog together a sort of anti-hostage type place. This place is rough and always has been. Someone like Folly just didn’t “GET” it. She was a whiny, desperate for attention, debbie downer. This place is meant to be fun…get it fun…It is not some place to air your fucking dirty laundry. Come at me now Forged I am fucking ready.

  420. Also, a WISE latina might well be better at adjudicating, but it doesn’t follow that a latina would.

    But the way she talks about it, they’re synonymous.

  421. %60-%70

    is putting the percent sign in front of the number some sorta gay thing?

  422. Sosho:

    You been hitting the double dose of the pain meds tonight?

    I like!

  423. HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! You stole my Debbie Downer line sohos!!! I’m PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!

    no matter how you ranted just now, I still think you’re the sweetest woman in the entire world and nothing will take that away

    but it was a good rant

  424. But the way she talks about it, they’re synonymous.

    True. And also why I don’t trust her. She can’t possibly make a logical argument to support that position.

  425. Come at me now Forged I am fucking ready.

    trouble brewing….

  426. Sohos or Sophie?

    You be the judge.

  427. If we believed in the letter of the law, people would be allowed to scream “FIRE” in a theatre and keep a grenade launcher in their backseat.

    Actually, screaming “FIRE” in a crowded theatre is not protected First Amendment speech. That has been written down. You can look that up with Google.

    3 shotguns.

    Here is an issue for me. I’m thinking about naming my Kimber .45.

    Normally, I do not name inanimate objects. Like cars, for example, I never name cars.

    But I’m thinking about naming my Kimber. Here are my ideas so far:

    1. Lutheran Justice
    2. Retribution
    3. The Vengeance of the Lord (just “VOL” for short)

    What do you think?

  428. I want a cow. Do any of you guys have any idea how much room a cow needs?

  429. ^if you plan on getting the Kimber engraved, “VOL” saves money.

    Just a thought

  430. I named my Ruger Mini-14/5R “Christina”

  431. Here are my ideas so far:

    Thread-Killah

  432. You want to shut down the most lucrative profession in America?

    Being a grieveance pimp or a lobbyist?

  433. I think Bart is a big boy and doesnt need someone like Forged fighting his battles.I am quite sure he will come back here soon, KKA is not going to leave this place just b/c of some spat (especially not w/Michael) I mean no offense, but that is like arguing with your minister. ;)

  434. Do any of you guys have any idea how much room a cow needs?

    You’re gonna need a bigger garage.

  435. Actually, screaming “FIRE” in a crowded theatre is not protected First Amendment speech. That has been written down. You can look that up with Google.

    Hence the disparity between the letter and the spirit of the law. I don’t need to google it, because I know it is wrong. But, we now have to face the probability that a lawyer can argue spirit or word. And I can’t know which is right and defend myself.

    The bottom line is that I would quite cheerfully put many bureaucrats and lawyers out of business if I knew I could defend myself in court without their assistance.

    It might be selfish, but I think it’s more in-line with Americana.

  436. You’re gonna need a bigger garage.

    DAMMIT!!!

    you make fun, but you’ll see, when the shit hits the fan, you’ll be wishing you lived near me for milk

  437. Uh, PJ? Cows don’t need a lot of room, but they do need a lot of feed.

  438. If you have a cow, I really don’t want to see the shit hit the fan.

  439. Uh, PJ? Cows don’t need a lot of room, but they do need a lot of feed.

    I just knew you’d know what was up Jewstin, you’re the smartest man alive

  440. Why are we still talking about this shit?

    Note to wiser:

    We still think you’re a dickhead, but you’re our dickhead, dammit.

    Note to forged:

    When you have had an issue with 3 diferent people over shit said to someone else, maybe its you.

    Note to Michael:

    Yes, lawyers are funny. Anyone who has ever been in the room when plaintiff’s counsel lets a sarcastic remark slip in day four of the trial they brought about knows it. While you are apparently just a straight man, I do enjoy having you around to pick on. And now the neighbors don’t see me kicking puppies, so I don’t have the PETArds demonstrating outside my house.

    Note to Bart:

    Yes, you can be a dick sometimes, but I expect that from you, so if you took a punch to the vagina, I think you can deal.

    Note to everyone else:

    If I didn’t piss you off with a remark addressed to you, just wait. All it means is that it wasn’t your turn yet.

  441. Thread-Killah

    You got my point.

    Come at me now Forged I am fucking ready.

    Sohos said that?

    Jeez, this is the funniest Hostages thread ever.

  442. you’ll be wishing you lived near me for milk

    yeah, I’m thinking the cow is pretty redundant here.

  443. I thought you were into cow co-ops. Have you decided to move up in the supply chain?

  444. I think that you are right that it is time for you to move on.

    Sorry you feel that way about me Sohos, you’re one of the people who i thought would understand where i was coming from. I know you had your problems with Wicked and i beleived you when you told me about them, although not in detail, on facechimp.

    I was here when the original blog first started and i think Wicked is a good guy. I don’t communicate with people off the blog so i didn’t know there were problems after he came back until you told me and i still don’t kknow the extent of the problems you and others have had with him. But my experience with him was always good and i still think the old blog was fun and this one isn’t, so yeah, i wish thinngs were like they were then because my experience there was good. Here? Not so much.

    As for Mare, some people here told me i was wrong and i believed them, i found out later i was absolutely right but i didn’t say anything because i didn’t want to make any more waves.

    Anyway, you’re right, it’s time for me to move on. I thought others felt as i do about the groups and telling people what they can or can’t say but it’s clear they don’t.

    And for the record, i don’t have anything against gays, that wasn’t my issue here at all.

  445. We still think you’re a dickhead, but you’re our dickhead, dammit.

    Awwwwwwwwww…………

    Love you too, big guy.

  446. Comment by forged rite on June 24, 2009 12:23 am

    BWAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

    Yet another lie, exposed.

  447. I thought you were into cow co-ops. Have you decided to move up in the supply chain?

    That’s sooo Florida geoff. I’m selfish and don’t want to share. Especially if the shit hits the fan.

  448. Yet another lie, exposed

    And what would that be?

  449. The bottom line is that I would quite cheerfully put many bureaucrats and lawyers out of business if I knew I could defend myself in court without their assistance.

    It happens more often than you think, and IMHO it screws up the process more than it helps, because judges go out of their way to give pro se parties more leeway than those who are represented by counsel. I recently had a case where a president of a corporation thought he was going to defend the corporation himself (which meant that he thought he was going to practice law without a licence) and it took three hearings instead of one to get a summary judgment ruling against the corporation. Now he’s appealing. A horrendous waste of money and the court’s time from start to finish.

  450. you’re the smartest man alive

    I’m going to save that comment and read it at the start of every day for the rest of my life.

  451. I thought others felt as i do about the groups

    So can someone run down the groups for me. Did no one pick me?

    Again?

  452. And what would that be?

    Not even worth the effort to show you.

    Seriously, forged, if you’re leaving, go. If you’re staying, stay.

    Just stop being such a whiny little drama queen. It’s getting really old.

  453. I thought others felt as i do about the groups and telling people what they can or can’t say but it’s clear they don’t.

    This is absolutely positively where I hope we can all agree. I’m so fucking sick and tired of people being offended here. Seriously. OVER IT!!!

    Can’t we all just fuck off?

    Seriously, everyone needs to get over themselves.

    Why do we have to have a line? I’m tired of the line.

    I’ve had MORE than my fair share of abuse, not so much here, but back and the old blog. I didn’t go off in a huff, but man, there were a few times I was livid. I’ve mentally quit this place a gajillion times………..but I keep coming back because I love our little internet family.

    I come here for the funny and it’s true, this place has become more of a chat room than a funny place and that sucks royally.

    I just figured, well, ok, it’s going thru growing pains. We all need to adjust because there’s So many more people that comment here now. We’ll get crabby and we’ll apologize and get over it when we’re crabby.

    I truly am sick of it not being fun anymore. Politics are fun in my opinion. But can we leave our home misery at home? I go here to get away from my life. If you think I think it’s fun living in a garage, you’re fucking insane. I don’t like being homeless!!

    BE FUN DAMMIT!!!!!!!!

  454. Did no one pick me?

    Did you bring any charts?

  455. Did you bring any charts?

    Dude.

  456. A horrendous waste of money and the court’s time from start to finish.

    That’s why I think our legal system ought to be reset. He ought to be able to defend himself, and we do have a hierarchy of legalists(tm) in the Constitution. Business guy can appeal.

    5,000,000 pages of blabber ought not to be our Dummie’s Guide to Legality.

  457. Dude.

    You’re right. What was I thinking?

    Of course you did.

  458. So……….who wants some ice cream?

    It’s made with fresh milk from an undisclosed source

  459. It’s made with fresh milk from an undisclosed source

    Who’s lactating??

  460. Who’s lactating??

    Who wants to know?

  461. Can we ban PJ, or at least put her comments in moderation?

  462. Forged, unfortunately, I think it is beyond that now. Your argument isn’t based on reality. No one thinks that you have an issue with gays. What I have gotten from everything you have said today is that you think this blog is lame, not fun and cliquish. I will say that my loyalty does and will always lie with Wiser. Some of us do talk outside this blog and are in real life friends and that will always take precedence over some guy who starts accusing people of falsehoods and name calling. It makes you look childish and irrational. It almost seemed like you were more interested in arguing than resolving and when that happens it is time to move on. You and I both know that The IDEA of the hostages is rough but at the same time as in real life there are some boundaries. No one is saying you cannot say things or banning people for their opinions, if that were the case I would have been banned a long time ago. I say shit all the time that shocks and/or disgusts some but I dont get mad or let that stop me. I wish you the very best Forged.

  463. Who wants to know?

    I want to know!

  464. Can we ban PJ, or at least put her comments in moderation worship the ground she walks on, light candles in her honor and cry every night that she’s not in our arms?

    On this blog too b-rad? Come on, this is getting embarrassing.

  465. Can we ban PJ, or at least put her comments in moderation?

    Oh, give PJ a break. It can’t be easy keeping up here while using dial-up.

  466. That’s why I think our legal system ought to be reset. He ought to be able to defend himself, and we do have a hierarchy of legalists(tm) in the Constitution. Business guy can appeal.

    He CAN defend himself. He cannot defend a corporation.

    Seriously, pro se defenders invariably fail to even read the rules they fail to follow…rules that get applied to anyone else. That equals more cost and delay while the pro se party gets more process than they are due.

  467. EXACTLY what PJM said….

  468. On this blog too b-rad? Come on, this is getting embarrassing.

    If you’d put up some new material at the unfunniest blog in the world, I’d stalk you there. Help a brother out.

  469. I say shit all the time that shocks and/or disgusts some but I dont get mad or let that stop me

    When? WHEN??? That’s is complete and udder (see what I did there?) bullshit!! Quit trying to act like you’re mean. I’m not buying it.

    I challenge you to find any comment, go ahead, just one, where you shocked or disgusted someone…………showing your leg pictures doesn’t count

  470. Ice Cream. Mmmmm.

    Showdown in Mystic:

    On one side of the street: Mystic Drawbridge Ice Cream, advertising “The Best Ice Cream in Mystic!”

    On the other side of the street: the Mystic Ice Cream and Sweets Shop, claiming “The Freshest and Creamiest Ice Cream in Mystic!”

    It fell to one man to find the truth.

  471. If you’d put up some new material at the unfunniest blog in the world, I’d stalk you there. Help a brother out.

    Are you giving me posting rights to your blog?

  472. It fell to one man to find the truth.

    And? the results?

  473. Oh it happens girl

  474. I say shit all the time that shocks and/or disgusts some but I dont get mad or let that stop me

    …and she’s hell on paragraphs…

  475. It fell to one man to find the truth.

    Please?!?!?! PLEASE?!?!?! I beg of you! NO ICE CREAM STORIES FROM GEOFF!!!!

    *gag

    *spit

  476. You know what. I think I’ll go get some Bryer’s French Vanilla Ice Cream outta the freezer, and put a little Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup and some whipped cream on it.

    And eat it all up.

    Without offering to share with PJ.

  477. Seriously, pro se defenders invariably fail to even read the rules they fail to follow

    I understand your point, BiW, but it doesn’t countermand mine. Namely, that an 8th grader ought to be able to understand and follow our legal system. Precedent fails because it virtually requires an advocate/specialist at some point. And your argument supports my position.

    Wise and judicious Judges and peer juries can make excellent decisions without entire tomes of precedent to guide them. I would not object to having a judiciary selected, based on meritocracy.

  478. it’s a damn good thing I only like rocky road isn’t it?

  479. Rocky road? Gag me with a spoon.

  480. You can’t be my best friend anymore pattyann. I’m gonna tell my mom to tell you that you need to go home now!!

  481. I like Rocky Road as well. Which I finished last night.

  482. PJM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiGkNWG2W-E

  483. I understand what you’re saying, Jewstin, but having worked in the system for 10 years or so, I believe that it is a naive belief.

    As for ‘selecting’ judges based on merit, that was the original idea. Unfortunately, “merit” is often confused with “the right political persuasion”.

  484. Are we done fighting now? ‘Cause if we’re done fighting here, then I need to go looking for another one.

  485. ‘k, it’s late. Gotta get up early. I’m outa here.

    later, kiddies.

  486. sohos, that video is hysterical, I’ve never seen that one before

  487. Thank you, thank you. I will be here all week.

  488. I believe that it is a naive belief.

    I believe you’re correct BiW. It’s far to late for my old-timey beliefs. More’s the shame.

    I’m a hopeless optimist. I have no defense.

  489. hey guys, there’s a new post up!!!

  490. And? the results?

    Our intrepid correspondent first sampled the Mystic Drawbridge’s vanilla, using the standard sample size of “largest dish available.” He selected the Drawbridge because if their advertising was true, he might want seconds. They handed him the specimen, and he stared at it, aghast. This was a “Large?” Were they already preparing for Obamacare’s inevitable mandatory diet plans?

    Saddened but never discouraged, he wolfed the pittance down in a few bites. Not bad – good texture, hearty flavor, not as crisp a vanilla finish as he liked.

    Then he ventured to the other side of the street, ducking into the forbidding Sweets Shop. There he chafed as the amateurs in front of him dithered over their meaningless decisions. Finally he requested, and was granted, a large dish of their vanilla.

    At last, a respectably large dish!! Not overwhelmingly large, mind you, but certainly in line with the standard fare offered in a tourist town. He made short work of the dish, but as he through the shrunken carcass into the trash, he espied DinTX trying to take surreptitious surveillance photos from across the street.

    Bastard.

    The verdict: almost tasteless, but certainly creamy, meaning that both vendors were telling the truth. But of course neither mentioned their fatal flaws.

  491. “through” = “threw” of course.

  492. see geoff, when you use words like specimen in an ice cream story, I get ill……..but only because of your blow job story at the ice cream parlor

  493. I’m not trying to beat you up, Jewstin. What I see as a problem is the idea that it can all be simple. Take something like dealings between manufacturers and vendors. Many, if not all of their transactions may be defined by the terms of the contracts between them. One small problem, though. No one ever writes a contract to handle every circumstance, and even if some one did, neither party would ever read the blasted thing. So you get a contract that doesn’t address circumstance A, B, and C. The B and C happen? Now what? The answer in many states lies in the uniform commercial code, or the UCC for short. In a nutshell, the UCC is a body of law that governs sales, leases, commercial paper and finance, as well as other typical commercial transactions. Your contract doesn’t cover circumstance B? Well go to article three, and typically it says “If your contract doesn’t cover circumstance B, than this is what will happen.” Is it a lot to read? Absolutely. Is it maddening to parse phrases written by members of state legislatures who are dumber than a bag of hammers? No doubt. But it does provide predictability, because if you can prove circumstance B, then the next thing to happen should be the same thing everytime instead of having courts rule differently every time on the same set of circumstances.

  494. but only because of your blow job story at the ice cream parlor

    The sad thing is that I used to go to that DQ at least once a month, but I’ve never been back since that day.

  495. I’m not trying to beat you up, Jewstin

    gay basher

  496. I never thought that you were trying to beat me up, BiW. We just have a fundamental disagreement with the legal code.

    If A, B, or C happens, I think a functional judge and/or jury are perfectly capable of determining who is in the wrong. Especially regardless of precedent.

    I rather liked the station and place of such as Demosthenes who wrote legal arguments, but did not necessarily participate in their delivery. That’s a market there, and it affords everybody the right to defend themselves, plus the ability.

  497. I’m not trying to beat you up, Jewstin

    gay basher

    wtf? come ON, that was funny

  498. I’m not trying to beat you up, Jewstin

    gay basher

    Bwaahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh, man! That’s a Hostages gem.

  499. thanks for the courtesy laugh jewstin. I knew I could count on you.

  500. I aim to please, Ms. PJ.

  501. pajama momma.. I am sry for the obnoxious comment on the ONT Monday morning I posted. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me! Thanks in advance.

  502. oh how sweet are you sickinmass?!! I hope I see you around here more often.

    No offense taken. You can’t be an ace of spades groupie and be a pussy.

    Now you come back more often, ya hear?

  503. I hear ya, pmomma. Want to compare pussies? It i’ll b sweet.
    I’ll be back..to tease u
    SiM

  504. >> What do you think?

    I think you’re one of those guys who names his dick.


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