Why Mesa is no longer allowed to play with matches…

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  1. FIST!!!!

    (slightly used, rubber, 1 ea.)

  2. skip ahead a bit to the good part.

  3. new poat

  4. heh. I should show that to my wife.

    I just re-routed some pipes in my basement and was using a propane torch to solder the joints. She thought I was gonna burn the place to the ground.

    “Are you sure you know what you’re doing???”

    “No, but I think I do. We’ll be fine. Trust me.”

    This is the same woman who leaves the house every time I do some electrical wiring. Ummmm, not that I’m worried or nothing, but don’t you think it might be a good idea to hang around while I do this, ya know, just in case I need you to cut the power to the right circuit after I chose the wrong one and found out the hard way?”

  5. “This is the same woman who leaves the house every time I do some electrical wiring. Ummmm, not that I’m worried or nothing, but don’t you think it might be a good idea to hang around while I do this, ya know, just in case I need you to cut the power to the right circuit after I chose the wrong one and found out the hard way?””

    Smart woman. I think I would really like her.

  6. It’s been a long time since I set something on fire accidentally.

    And by “long time” I mean “this morning”

  7. That’s one of them thar sitcheeashuns where its just better to get everybody out, back up the trucks, and let ‘er blow…

  8. I was referring to the video, now Mrs. Wiserbud.

  9. now = not

    crap

  10. Poor Annie. been hitting the bottle?

    But yeah, there’s a fair number of times I’d just say, make sure it doesn’t spread, cuz there’s not much chance of putting it out. Why risk people when the only thing gonna burn is a patch of road?

  11. That’s one of them thar sitcheeashuns where its just better to get everybody out, back up the trucks, and let ‘er blow…

    I was referring to the video, no[t] Mrs. Wiserbud.

    Nah, that’s probably right either way.

  12. skip ahead a bit to the good part.

    You mean to the end?

  13. PJM! What are we gonna do tonight for entertainment? There’s squat on the boob tube … hey wait a minute … boob …. s …. uh, never mind, I gotta go talk/beg/plead w/my wife.

  14. Just watch the whole damn thing, PJM.

    Twice in your case, since you’re a little slow.

  15. alright, it’s still early enough to get into trouble here. Let;s see what other project I should start….

    Ooh, maybe I can get out the power-sprayer and wash the house! Last time I did that, it cost me about $3k to repaint the house.

    Catch y’all later tonight.

  16. The last Titanic survivor passes, and only now does PJ show up.

    Coincidence?

    Hmmm.

  17. clint, I’m on my way to Target and then Mass. I can’t think of anything more fun…..maybe b-rad will put on a strip tease while I’m gone?

    hhhhhhmmmmm, maybe YOU should do the strip tease huh? that’s one sexy arm ya got there.

  18. Hey, that is a sexy arm.

  19. Well while it’s slow, Xbrad did you ever see the correct vid of deleted scene? If so, would and how many times have you tried to use Sox to get laid? Would you lie and say he has diabetes? And most important did it work? Or re-enforecment rule G? I can’t keep my cheeks dry when I see that. Damn.

  20. I would PJM, but I fear I would put most of the other 60 year plus gentlemen that frequent this joint to shame … and as all of ’em seem very nice, I don’t want to do that.

  21. maybe b-rad will put on a strip tease while I’m gone?

    Bye.

  22. BTW, Unicle, I responded (3 times) to your comment at AOSHQ.

  23. Hi Mare, How is you day going?

  24. maybe b-rad will put on a strip tease while I’m gone?

    Don’t hold your breath.

    Shim, No, I don’t think I saw the clip you’re talking about. But my limited experience tells me that dogs are far, far more likely to help a guy get laid than a cat. In fact, I think Sox works to frustrate any attempts at fornication on my part.

    He’s jealous, ever since his nuts got cut off.

  25. Okay xBrad , PC is fixed, remember, ‘I know exactly what you did Janet’ Good luck with the standing O. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-q__knBahs

  26. Ah, Magnolia.

    No, didn’t see the movie, and can’t say I’m gonna spend time watching a deleted scene with Tom Cruise. I get my women the old fashioned way, not with a cat, but by getting them drunk.

  27. I get my women the old fashioned way, not with a cat, but by bonking them on the head and dragging them into the bushes getting them drunk.

    Fixed.

  28. All the hatred against Lutherans because the murderer attended there, Michael. So sad. Everyone knows that you hate Lutherans because of Green Jello and Pure Lutheran Dogma.

  29. I know one thing about puppys.
    Every MILF that sees them bends over to pet them. Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lots and lots of Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Bewbs are great, but there’s nothing wrong with seeing their fine fannies also…

  31. Michael,
    Did you see where I tipped the Lutherans on BBF?

  32. Just seeing a abundance of them Xbrad. Zeke is a boob magnet. It is kind of obvious walking around behind them to check them out while bending over.

  33. T And A! T And A! T And A!

  34. Oh most learned gentlemen, should we declare this free your boobs night?

  35. The wimmens, not ours!

  36. Michael,
    Did you see where I tipped the Lutherans on BBF?

    No, frankly, I missed BBF because I was engaged in a day of prayer and meditation on the life and work of Jiri Tranovsky, hymn writer.

  37. heheheh
    I thought you might be Michael.

  38. Vmax, is that your new puppy … the revised avatar you just put up?

  39. HAHA I just heard a messed up lyrics clip on the radio who does it reminded you of? Answers please. ” Dirty deeds, done to sheep.” If person in question is not here, feel free to lambaste.

  40. Yes Clint
    You can check him out here

    Face

    I have to take him out for his walk now bbl.

  41. He’s great!!!

  42. Zeke is too cute.

  43. Shhh! The original Planet of the Apes just started!

  44. You guys miss me? I’ve been busy for … like days. Family just left. I’ve got my house back.

  45. Vmax, we have a five year old Golden Retriever, a six year old Collie and a four month old Mini Aussie. It’s exciting at our house right now.

  46. By the way … that golf course in my avatar is The Cowboy Club, several years back.

  47. Car in – I’m too tired to miss anyone tonight.

  48. Rough round today, Chief?

  49. Clint – 88 on a track I hadn’t played before in breezy (15-18 mph) conditions.

  50. Not bad at all. I need to get out and play. Haven’t done that much in awhile. Two times last year due to a bunch of medical crap and none this year as I’ve rehabed another rotator cuff plus watching my budget due to the job hunting situation. Am healthy more or less now, so I’m ready to give it a try. Golf’s a great game, isn’t it?

  51. ‘Sup, weenerdudez?

  52. More detailed and importantly, how was the short game that you worked on the other day? Did the practice time pay off?

  53. Hi MCPO,

    Clint, A Golden, Collie and Aussie? Lazy low energy dogs! I guess they could wear each other out wreckage included.

  54. By the way, Chief, out here in Kansas where I live we’d call 15-18 mph winds on a golfing outing just another day. It’s very helpful out here to know how to hit a low ball.

  55. sEEn M I love it when my avatar stalks you and shows up next to you when you least expect it. Hi I’m Chucky, wanna play?

  56. AWWWWW….Vmax! I love this picture of Zeke. He’s laughing.

    Face

  57. Vmax, the collie is laid back, the golden is a loveable thug who’s pretty high energy, and the new little mini aussie is an absolute jet! The mini aussie is supposedly going to live with my daughter in her new apartment at school next fall … so we’ll see how that goes. *Eyes daughter’s ability to multi task at school w/much suspicion*

  58. Hi I’m Chucky, wanna play?

    I don’t play with dolls. Not that kind of doll, anyway.

  59. Thanks Beasn, it really makes you smile don’t it?

  60. For some reason, my last comment ended up in the spam bucket.

  61. Oh, there it is.

  62. Shim, I used to golf at Sage Valley quite a bit. Do you know of it?

  63. By the way, Chief, out here in Kansas where I live

    So clintbird, are you guys in Kansas all upset by today’s happenings?

  64. Dang I wish this thingee had a spell checker.

  65. I’m not laughing folks. I don’t come here to hear the mundane details of your day.

  66. Clintibrd, my in-laws all have collies. They are show dogs and dumber than a box of rocks. Hope yours inherited some brains.

  67. This AM I took them for the morning walk. Zeke was chasing Bear the whole way. When we came back home I told Bear to “get him” He did, for the next 10 min Bear schooled Zeke. Zeke was surprised!

  68. Mundane is my life. My blog-fantasy life should be richer.

  69. A tough question. It is terrible that a human was murdered. There will be many people who do not miss what he did for a living. As was stated earlier in some comments, God will decide on right and wrong for Tiller and his killer. I am barely capable of managing my own messes. Hope that answers your question.

  70. Thanks Beasn, it really makes you smile don’t it?

    It sure does.

    I like when people share pictures of their fur children.

  71. Car in – I’m too tired to miss anyone tonight.

    I see. I just can’t compete with “Planet of the Apes.”

    [takes off shirt.]

  72. Dang it, sorry, clintbird.

    *checks spelling twice*

  73. CB no but I’m gonna google it after I finish eating. I’m in Anderson. I love checking out new courses. I haven’t golfed in a while (year) because of my herniated discs. But I’m not giving golf up, I like the challenge way too much.
    Chief, the short game? Yes, no improved.

  74. Romy, Grace, our collie, is very intelligent. She is also very lazy if she doesnt’ want to do what you’re asking her to do. She’s actually very feline in temperment … perhaps a reaction to all the thuggery Will the golden retriever has inflicted upon her since he arrived home.

  75. We had a National Guard LtCol from Kansas attending the War College back two years ago. He hit the ball a ton and it never got more than 9 feet off the ground!

  76. Hope that answers your question.

    Good enough.

    I rarely watch t.v. anymore, so I don’t know the extent of the coverage or commentary.

    I put the Tiller sort into the same file as…say…al qaeda.

  77. My chipping and putting were better. Kept rolling up on my toes with the full swing, made me come over the top so everything was a fade today. Frustrating as hell when you know what you are doing . . . and can’t stop doing it!

  78. MIL’s collie is soooo dumb…

    *waits for “How dumb is he?”*

    he’s afraid of the kitchen floor. He slipped on it once years ago, and every time he has to go outside he trembles in fear at the doorway.

  79. Shim, it is a VERY private course near Graniteville. Weldon Wyatt who got wealthy locating properties for Walmart in their expansion days asked Augusta National to grant him a membership. They didn’t so he told them he’d just build his own course and it would be the equal of or maybe surpass Augusta National. He may have succeeded.

  80. Murder is murder. It doesn’t mean any more, to me, base on the whys. It’s always a crime.

    A little girl ( 6 or 7?) disappeared a week ago today. Taken while playing in the parking lot outside of her home /apartment building. Monroe Michigan. I hate to say it, because people should always have hope, but they’re probably going to either not find her, or find a body.

    We should care more about that little girl. But, crime is crime and both criminals should be punished. But, with the little girl, I’d prolly volunteer to help stone ’em.

  81. Car in this may make you laugh, then pass it on to Bob and OC to ruffle some tail feathers. It will keep them twisted for a week. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7KrPdc9vNg

  82. OMG, reading about golf is even more boring that watching it. Who would have thought.

  83. Chief, I can fix that one for you and it’s one easy swing thought. On your takeaway concentrate on keeping your right thigh muscle firmly flexed … assuming you play right handed.

  84. crap. I’ll have to watch it tomorrow. Someone (looking at my dad) used up all my bandwidth.

    Honestly, can someone join me to blow up hughsnet. I fucking hate ’em.

  85. Beans there was not as much coverage out here today on Tiller’s demise as you might think.

  86. You gotta play to appreciate it Carin.

  87. Oskar is afraid of my dad. He’s in a wheelchair, and we think that’s why. I suspect because it was he couldn’t hear him coming down the hallway.

    But, it’s idiotic. I’ve caught him barking at the chair.

  88. Clint maybe I’ll peek thru the hedges and listen for the rumble of beer cart girls. I only play private when in tourneys or if someone with cash invited me back in PB county.

  89. empty chair, should I say.

    And, Clint, I was forced to play golf as a child. Little kiddie leagues. I played for years and years. It’s an ok sport. I wouldn’t mind attempting it again (it’s been years) but I’ve ALWAYS thought it was boring to watch.

    My grandpa was a big-time golfer. Lived on courses, etc.

  90. On the other hand, my SIL’s collie was smart enough to figure out that the alarm clock made his master and mistress go away every day, so he ate the clock. I think he actually ate four of them, including pulling one down by the power cord.

    You ever read any of Albert Payson Terhune’s books?

  91. OMG, reading about golf is even more boring that watching it.

    I’m with you on that.

  92. I’ve caught him barking at the chair.

    And this is more interesting than talking about golf???

  93. Roames, I choked on my wine when I read ‘so he ate it’ that’s funny.

  94. Ate the clock!!! Funny.
    Our Gracie is persnickety about getting her feet wet, so when it rains she takes one step off the back porch to grass, does her business, then zips right back into the house.

  95. Carin, as we get older any excuse to get outside and walk is a good excuse … so take the game back up, Lady!

  96. DOG BLOGGING IS TEH GHEY!!!!

  97. You may be right Chief … you may be right.

  98. hief, did you take or did you have to give to charity today? Were these guys you played with home course guys?

  99. MCPO, if I’m ghey, does that mean you’re not flirtin’ with me any more?

  100. Carin – Murder is murder. It doesn’t mean any more, to me, base on the whys. It’s always a crime.

    Agreed. I put his killer in the same file as Tiller.

  101. Let’s hear it for flirtin’! From the wimmens, of course!

  102. And this is more interesting than talking about golf???

    Oh God, yes.

  103. Someone may need to go bail out PJM. She left for Target hours ago!!!!

  104. MCPO, Cat Blogging is Cool…..

  105. Romy – Ghey = weak, unfunny or useless. You are none of those.

  106. Keep laughing folks. See you later.

  107. Remember the skit by Steve Martin where he said he put a piece of bologna in each shoe so he would feel funny?

  108. Same dog that ate the clocks would eat just about anything else. He once ate a bunch of Kleenex (the kind with the lotion – must have liked the smell), and I made a joke about “at least he’s wiping his own ass”. No one else had a sense of humor about it.

  109. “at least he’s wiping his own ass”

    See? I don’t care who you are, that’s funny!

  110. Beasn – You still here?

  111. Hi Roamy. Sorry I didn’t say hi earlier, but I was napping.

    I’ve felt quite crappy all weekend. And dogblogging (Max and Zeke excepted) is not nearly as much fun as catblogging.

  112. New Zeke pic
    DSC_2096

  113. Vmax – sand & St. Augustine grass(weed) = Florida lawn!

  114. I would like y’all to know that I successfully changed a tire today.

  115. Does anybody know how to get that striped look on your lawn like some baseball fields do?

  116. Does anybody know how to get that striped look on your lawn like some baseball fields do?

    Astro-turf.

  117. I would like y’all to know that I successfully changed a tire today.

    Pffft, i do that two or three times a month, alaways running over nails and shit and having to put plugs in.

  118. *gives XBrad backrub*

    I made some matzo ball soup, want some?

    MCPO, you don’t know my in-laws. Stoic Germans, the lot. Mr. RFH at least laughed at the Nazi zombie movie trailer over at Ace’s.

  119. Try that on a duece-and-a-half, Tat. Far harder than it looks. Who knew there were still tires with tubes in them?

  120. No, it’s real grass.

  121. Pffft, i do that two or three times a month, alaways running over nails and shit and having to put plugs in.

    Pfftt, there’s a reason I have AAA.

  122. Way to go, Tat! No helpless female by the side of the road here!

  123. Oh, good matzoball soup. Jewish penicillin.

    Actually, dinner tonight will be Kraft Macaroni & Cheese dinner with some chicken strips thrown in…

  124. and having to put plugs in.

    HAIRIST!!!

    BIDENIST!!!

  125. Way to go, Tat! No helpless female by the side of the road here!

    Thanks Romy, I was pretty impressed. Field partner and I managed it all by ourselves.

  126. Hi Vmax.

  127. xBrad – You’ll like this. First time I got a flat in the IH deuce and a half was on a “single track” road in Scotland on the way to the Firth of Forth. . . with only a half load, thank goodness.

  128. Yes MCPO in my case it is mostly sand with a little St Augustine. When the rainy season starts (tomorrow is hurricane season) I am going to try Bermuda grass see how that does in my shady lawn.

    Forged
    Tire Tracks

    Hi Tattoo!

  129. WTG Tat, that’s an accomplishment for someone not accustomed to it.

  130. Thank you TG.

    That is the proper response!

  131. I see wordpress is still playing havoc w/ comment order.

  132. Another new Zeke pic, I only put up 2 tonight.
    DSC_2125

  133. Vmax – Got live oaks?

  134. MCPO, there’s a couple rules of physics involved with duece’s and flat. One, it’ll be either one of the front tires (which means you HAVE to change it) or if it’s on the back axles, you can put it off till you get where you’re going, but it WILL be one of the interior tires…

    Second, it will be raining, or snowing, or at the minimum, muddy.

  135. The lines in the grass are from mowing in different directions.

  136. The lines would show up on your lawn if you could get high enough above it to see it at the same angle as you see a ballpark.

  137. Dude, we’re looking at 90 for a high tomorrow. It’s only the friggin first of JUNE!

  138. Either my 60″ dia oak is a 300 year old live oak or a 80 year old laural oak.
    But I have over 50 trees on my little 100′ x 125′ lot.

  139. Clintibrd, my in-laws all have collies. They are show dogs and dumber than a box of rocks. Hope yours inherited some brains.

    A lot of the ‘Lassie’ type collies have been ruined by the AKC. They bred so intensively looking for that beautiful narrow head and snake-like line down the back, that they bred the brains right out of what used to be known as a smart breed. It’s a real shame.
    The AKC is hard at work ruining several of my favorite breeds, so that I will probably just go get a healthy mutt from the pound next time. Bastards.
    German Shepherds? Cancer, hip dysplasia. Rottweillers? Bred too big for their ACLs, so they will all need operations. Retriever family? All bred to look good, get too big, and die quickly.

    I hatey, hatey, hate, HATE the AKC.

    Does anybody know how to get that striped look on your lawn like some baseball fields do?

    Let the lawn grow a little too long before you do it? I don’t know.

    But every once in a while hubby mows big crazy swirls and waves in the lawn and it looks wicked groovy from the porch perch. He knows I love it when he does that.

    I wave him down and bring him a big jug of lemon water, and kisses. Well, actually it doesn’t matter if he makes the swirls or not.

  140. Tattoo,
    The low here has been 80, the other morning I walked the dogs I thought it was fog. It was steam jungle steam

  141. I hatey, hatey, hate, HATE the AKC.

    Agreed.

  142. The low here has been 80, the other morning I walked the dogs I thought it was fog. It was steam jungle steam

    Gah, Vmax. That’s inhuman weather. I’m definitely a cold-weather gal.

  143. The mac vs pc commercials are tres retarded. However the “rotting your brain w/ TV” commercial w/ Dennis Leary is friggin’ hilarious.

  144. Well. That didn’t work out so well.

    My kitchen looks like it got hit by an Oompa-Loompa suicide bomber…

  145. Vmax, that pup just always has a smile on his face. Too adorable. I will steals hims.

  146. The title of this pic is something about spin cycle
    Made me laugh
    Great Egret in the spin cycle

  147. My kitchen looks like it got hit by an Oompa-Loompa suicide bomber…

    It was just macancheese, right?

  148. MAC &CHEESE EXPLOSION!!!!!

    His last words were, “Aloha Snackbar!”

  149. Dragon Fly
    Dragonfly

  150. You’d love it here right now, Tat. We’re into “June gloom” where there’s a marine layer over SoCal for the next month or two.

    I was freezing my ass off last night. Had to have two blankeys and a pair of sweat pants…

  151. there’s a marine layer

    What does that mean?

    Two blankets and a pair of sweats. It’d better be down near freezing to justify that.

  152. I will fight you for him Laura. Better gird your hump!

  153. The cheese powder pack slipped in my hand as I went to open it…

    It exploded like the tanker truck in the video.

  154. Speaking of aloha snackbar, has anyone noticed that all the beheading vids seem to have disappeared from the tubes? you can still find the Nick Berg tape here and therem but that’s it. Wonder why that is?

  155. It means it is cloudy all damn day here, and somewhat drizzly.

    Most of me doesn’t mind a bit of chill, but I’ve noticed my knees are becoming very sensitive to it lately.

  156. but I’ve noticed my knees are becoming very sensitive to it lately.

    It’s all downhill after 21 :(

    And i dealt w/ rain/mud last week. I’m good.

  157. I don’t. But Obama, for one, will be sure to welcome our new muslim overlords.

  158. Open request to to everyone who can access the dashboard here:

    Please tell me we can approve the two examples of complete and total douchebaggery that currently reside in the pending bucket.

  159. Personal approach right now wiser is just to ignore any and all douchebaggery pointed my direction.

  160. Brad, I thought you were in SoCal? I didn’t think it ever got cool there.

  161. Yes Xbrad our wind has been out of the south for a week. It is Hot Hot Hot over Western Cuba and Cozumel.

  162. Forged, there was a group working to get them pulled from Youtube, to watch the first two seconds then flag as inappropriate.

  163. BiW, cool is a relative term. It must have gotten down to around 60 yesterday…

  164. Personal approach right now wiser is just to ignore any and all douchebaggery pointed my direction.

    I could care less about the direction of the lunacy. I can take it, trust me.

    But the unbelievable insanity and childishness of the remarks are precious in the extreme.

  165. Wiser. Leave them be. No good can come of it.

  166. I hear you wiser. Like I said, personal approach right now. You have as much fun w/ it as you want.

  167. It is up to you Wiser, while he is poking you with a stick, Ro said no and we all agreed.
    I am not going to do it.

  168. Technically, PJ has the keys to this abomination, so let’s just toss that one in her lap.

  169. Delete them.

  170. Romy – What is the price of gasoline down your way?

  171. I am not going to do it.

    Yeah, we all agreed. That’s why I didn’t approve them without saying something.

    And I specifically am doing this publicly, so that the author of the douchebaggery, who, pathetically, just can’t seem to let this go and move on, understands that I do not consider this to be my blog.

    Ya see, I don’t have some immature need to be considered the “boss.”

  172. Delete them.

    NO!

  173. The day’s wound down,
    the sky is dark,
    so in my bed,
    my butt I’ll park.

    In honor of all the Hostage’s poets.

    *Quickly flees the room*

  174. MCPO, you still here?

  175. Beasn – Why, yes I am. Have I told you how lovely you look this evening?

  176. g’night, Clint

  177. MCPO, I paid $2.24 on Friday. Didn’t look today.

  178. Technically, PJ has the keys to this abomination, so let’s just toss that one in her lap.

    Yeah, but we all agreed to keep his stupidity from soiling the rug here, like some un-housebroken bitch. But I thought that maybe this one time…..

  179. You also get the line thing in the yard better with reel mowers instead of rotary.

  180. Beasn – Why, yes I am. Have I told you how lovely you look this evening?

    Why no, no you haven’t. Proceed.

  181. Back at ya, Chief.

  182. Beasn – My, my, my you certainly are looking particularly lovely tonight.
    Now, could a get a turkey, bacon and avocado sammich, please?

  183. Romy- We went to $2.49 on Friday. Jumped .78 within two weeks!

  184. See, wiser, there’s your problem. You thought.

  185. Hahah Good one Clint
    Good night. I am going to take Zeke out and probably call it a night too.

  186. MCPO, we were holding steady at $1.90 to $1.94, then it jumped. South AL is cheaper than North AL by ten cents or more.

    Mmmm, bacon. A BLT would be good.

  187. MOM!!!! Wiser and Wiserbud have been thinking again!!!

  188. $2.73 on Thursday, you fuckers.

  189. Oil closed Friday over $66 bbl. It was just over $30 in December.

    Oil being 55% or so of the cost of a gallon of gas, there ya go.

  190. Why thank you Chief Handsomeface.

    I can bring you a turkey and bacon sammich, but no avocado. I tasted it once and it was nasty.

    Will you rub my feet?

  191. You guys have it cheap. We went to 2.78 Thursday (it was 2.54 Wednesday night) and 2.39 a week and a half ago.

  192. See, wiser, there’s your problem. You thought.

    Yeah… what the fuck, huh?

    OT: Hey, Doug. Go fuck yourself.

  193. West coast, CA in particular, has way higher taxes on it than the rest of the country

  194. I just realized that since getting my new car last May, that I have never put gas in it.

    Must be the gas fairy doing it for me.

  195. Beasn – You wants some nice Aveeno lotion with that foot rub?

  196. Nice beasn, I want a gas fairy.

  197. XBrad, ouch!

  198. Nah….no Aveeno. Just a strong warm hand.

  199. Just a strong warm hand.

    Dude, so read that wrong the first 2 times.

  200. With my luck, I’d get the WRONG kind of gas fairy.

  201. Did you get all teh yellow powder cleaned up there brad? You know that’s the same stuff they put in dry chemical fire extinguishers? I am totally not making this shit up.

    GOOGLE IT

  202. I do have warm, strong hands. My Missus noticed that when we first started dating *nudge, nudge, wink, wink” KnowwhatImean?

  203. With my luck, I’d get the WRONG kind of gas fairy.

    I’m sure it would smell of English tea roses

  204. XBrad, ouch!

    It wouldn’t be so bad, but my 20 year old car gets terrible mileage around town. And I’m a leadfoot.

    DinT, nah, I kinda like the new shade of orange in the kitchen. But I’ll have to clean it ASAP(ie, before Tuesday), since the kitchen was just painted.

  205. Tattoo, actually my husband has been driving it most of the time because our other vehicle is a truck and my job is only 2 miles away – his, at least 20 minutes.

    I hate having to run errands in the truck. It’s hard to park in regular store parking spaces and he crabs if he suspects I go over curbs.

    But still….can’t remember which side of the car gets the gas.

  206. For some strange reason, I am reminded of this song. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVOt2LK2Gg

  207. ban Rosetta for a week for lack of participation

    seriously

  208. Hahah beasn. Mom’s car fuel thingee is on the wrong fucking side of the car. EVERY TIME I go to fill it up I have to pull back around.

  209. Burl – I don’t think Rosie’s jail-time is up for another two weeks at least.

  210. I would think a lot of the mileage problems in the LA area would be from sitting in traffic.

    As for leadfoot, you can tell whether Mr. RFH or I did the majority of the driving by the gas mileage.

  211. “”Burl – I don’t think Rosie’s jail-time is up for another two weeks at least.””

    >snicker<

  212. I don’t usually get stuck in the LA traffic, since I rarely hit the 5 or 405. Or if I have to, I try to make sure I’m at off-peak hours. I ran up to Long Beach on Wednesday, and I swear, it didn’t take me 20 minutes. But if I go during rush hour, it’s an hour or more.

  213. Burl – I don’t think Rosie’s jail-time is up for another two weeks at least.

    You’d think they would realize that rehab just does not take with him…..

  214. Something just scared the shit out of Sox. He just came tear-assing in my room and hid under the bed.

    **peeks under bed**

    Still there.

  215. Mom’s car fuel thingee is on the wrong fucking side of the car.

    That is how my last car – before the kid totalled it – was. Who designs the gas hole on the right rear of a car?

  216. Who designs the gas hole on the right rear of a car?

    An ass hole?

  217. Why do cats always have the sudden need to hange venues?

  218. Rats. I just realized I did not eat dinner.

    brb

  219. Change venues?

  220. He’s not changing venues. Something scared the shit out of him. I have no idea what. I didn’t hear anything…

  221. yeah, after laying on the bed for 2 hours they run to the living room and sit there for 3 hours

  222. Oh look, it’s like the media with any perceived mistake by a conservative!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quwebVjAEJA

  223. Bart’s got cats? O’rly?

  224. Who designs the gas hole on the right rear of a car?

    Why, some type of gASS hole of course :)

  225. why do people pretend to know what’s going on in a cats little triangualr head?

  226. Wow. He’s still hiding under there. Poor guy.

    Must have been something terrible.

    Nancy Pelosi?

  227. Why, some type of gASS hole of course :)

    Late

  228. I’m speaking from observations made of other people’s cats.

  229. I’m speaking from observations made of other people’s cats.

    Of course, of course. Out of body experience?

  230. Does the cat speak Spanish? Could have been frightened by Sonia Sotomayor or any other La Raza or MecHa asshole.

  231. yeah I saw that Tat, just a touch sloooow tonight.

  232. just a touch sloooow tonight.

    That’s ok TG, I still lurve you.

  233. where are you, TI, in a dark parking lot?

  234. where are you, TI, in a dark parking lot?

    What?

  235. Tush sent something to Postsecret.com
    http://tinyurl.com/npwd7g

  236. you haz internet?

  237. XBrad, you going to tuck me in tonight?

  238. Pretty please?

  239. I love my parents. I just spent over two hours yakking with them.

  240. trying to eat healthy today. made a protein shake with bananas, strawberries and peaches and obviously protein powder. Jay robb vanilla whey only http://www.jayrobb.com/cat_proteinWheyAll.asp

    no soy, soy is ghey

    and then I had the biggest muther effing spinach and romaine salad in the whole world and then I had a fresh steamed artichoke, but I’m not going to tell you what I dipped it in because it would ruin my whole pretending that I”m a healthy bitch.

    oh and I”m not telling you I’m having a Newcastle right now

    HI TAT!!!! YAY!!!!!!

  241. you haz internet?

    Ahh. Hotel.

    We spend the week out in the field which usually means nights in a hotel. Which usually means ‘net connection. YAY!

  242. Hi PJM.

  243. We spend the week out in the field which usually means nights in a hotel. Which usually means ‘net confesstion connection. YAY!

    ok, tell us all about it.

  244. But if you wanna pretend I’m in a dark parking lot, I s’pose you could.

  245. Sure, Roamy, but isn’t it a little early?

    ok, ok,

    here you go….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13qeX98tAS8

  246. ok, tell us all about it.

    Well today, we started driving at 1300 to Mexico MO, checked into the hotel and dropped our stuff off. Then a 45 min drive up to a field site to scout our birding spot for the morning and do 5 vege surveys. Then 5 min down the road to the partner field site, again scout birding and do 5 vege surveys. THEN, find out the fucking tire’s flat and spend 45 mins changing said tire. Then realize that the sun’s going down and there’s no way in hell we’re going to manage to get to our other 2 locations tonight. Which means that tomorrow’s fucked, which mean’s that Tuesday’s fucked.

  247. dayum, I spelled confession wrong.

    I wanted to hear your confession tat

  248. It is early. I’m tired. Mr. RFH told people at school and at work the news but missed church. I had lots of people asking where I had been the last two weeks, so it was a little rough today.

  249. I wanted to hear your confession tat

    Hey now, that’s a whole ‘nother story. Can’t be sharing stuff like that here. Uh-uh.

  250. 45 minutes to change a flat? Bunch of broads, I’m guessing.

  251. 45 minutes to change a flat? Bunch of broads, I’m guessing.

    SHADDUP!

    It took a bit to find all the pieces, it’s the state truck not my personal vehicle. Then we had to get the lugnuts off.

    :P

  252. It’s OK, Roamy. You’re allowed to go to sleep and get some rest. Just watch the video first.

  253. Good night, y’all.

  254. Tat, Loosen the lugnuts before you jack the tire.

  255. looks like good stuff, pajajjajmama, but 23 servings for $44?

    that’s too much!

  256. Thanks for the advice, but it’s all done now. And I don’t change the tire on my personal vehicle, I call AAA.

  257. Understood, Tats. For future reference things will go more quickly if you give the tire iron to the tire changers rather than brandishing it at them and promising a lingering death.

  258. G’night, Romy. Have sweet dreams.

  259. PJM – Romy went to sleep. . . wanna make out?

  260. Happy sleeping Romy.

  261. whew, I’m back, opened an improper window and got booted.

    nite roamy

  262. “improper window”

    ohhhhhh????

  263. Hi Annie!

  264. I am slightly fed, and now very tired. Off to tuck in my critters and then myself.

    Have a good nite all.

  265. hahaha Annie… it was a discussion forum connected to this~~~~>
    http://market-ticker.denninger.net/ blog

  266. So. Roamy disappears…

    Annie appears….

    Hmm.

  267. nite Porksn

  268. looks like good stuff, pajajjajmama, but 23 servings for $44?

    It’s the best tasting protein powder I have ever had in my whole life. He also had egg white protein powder, I think it might be cheaper, but I prefer the taste of the whey.

    MCPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your wife made me blush today. She told me you’d give me a pearl necklace!!

    Now I know why you two go to Florida every year and it ain’t for the scenery.

  269. G’night beasn.

  270. Happy sleeping, Beasn.

  271. Hey Tat…how’s it?

    …sure TG,,,like I’m going to click THAT link

  272. dang, I missed beasn

    Hi kka!

  273. Hi PJ!!

  274. yeah, TG, there’s some unethical business going on. I can almost understand holding a GM bond, but anybody caught short holding shares… well, how stupid can you be?

  275. Annie, Annie, Annie…… all my links and stuff are safe :)

  276. Night y’all.

  277. Silly me, how could I ever think you would lead me astray……

  278. Tat, NOOOOOO.

    We’re short on wimmens as it is. Don’t make it worse!

  279. “” but anybody caught short holding shares… well, how stupid can you be?””

    Is that a trick question ? :)

  280. here’s the one I get, dang, it used to be $99.99 when I first started buying his stuff

    http://www.jayrobb.com/cat_proteinWheyVan80.asp

  281. Nite Tat.

    Silly me, how could I ever think you would lead me astray……

    did I say that ?

  282. More rhetorical, TG.

  283. night tat

    dang, she left too

    *breathes into palm

    It’s my breathe isnt’ it?

    it’s cuz of the garlic I put in the melted butter for my artichoke
    but it was sooooo tasty

  284. No, it’s your stankass.

  285. Xbrad…. lots of little people just got royally screwed. not only old ladies and whatnot, but small suppliers etc.. it’s criminal and not a damn thing is going to happen to them.. rule of law is out the fuckin window and this above all is what pisses me off about the Won.

  286. “Arginine 464 mg
    Aspartamine 2634 mg”

    As in formaldehyde?

  287. TG, of all the things Obama has done that upset me, the casual way he has ridden roughshod over the rule of law in these bankruptcy proceedings is by far the most troubling.

  288. Ugh. this weekend was a good weekend to have minimal internet contact.

  289. “Silly me, how could I ever think you would lead me astray……

    did I say that ?”

    humm,,,I think I shall retire for the evening and think about that.

  290. Brad:
    True. And with the economy still in the shitter (I love how the MSM is treating a halt in the decline of growth -but no growth- as if it is the new “up”)

  291. So, how long can I keep a steak in the freezer before it goes bad?

    Just askin’

  292. I love how the MSM is treating a halt in the decline of growth -but no growth- as if it is the new “up”

    Wait, you mean everything isn’t great again?

  293. well sheesh… gnight then Annie :)

  294. Well, philosophically, I’m not terribly worried by the recession. They come. They go. Of course, Obama seems bound and determined to undertake every possible action to deepen and prolong it, but there you go.

    But to casually decide to become the owner of not one, but two of the nations auto companies is stunning. I don’t think you are old enough to remember what a big deal it was when Chrysler got bailed out the first time (IIRC, the total was something like $3 billion). It was huge, and debated for weeks. Now, hey what’s $20 billion here or there. And as I say, the worst part is that every concept of US bankruptcy law has been tossed out. On of the very, very first things they teach you in the Series 7 class is the structures of secured and unsecured debtors, and the order in which folks get paid. Normally, that’s ironclad. Now, not so much.

  295. So, how long can I keep a steak in the freezer before it goes bad?

    They say 3 months, but I’ve gone significantly longer with no issues. Of course, I pull mine out of the little foam tray and rebag them.

  296. Normally, that’s ironclad. Now, not so much.

    Not so much eh ? turned on their fuckin head more like it… criminal I say, He should be impeached for that alone.

  297. “well sheesh…”

    hey, it was a compliment!

  298. OK,,,,tell me something funny, so I can stay awake here!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,or I shall have to sleep….

  299. ohhhhhh .. well I misunderstood :)

    thamk you

  300. Thanks Brad.

    As for the economy, I agree. The thought of Obama running an industry is scary.

  301. you guys are all so serious tonight. and where did everybody go?

  302. Sorry for the serious. And I guess I pissed off PJ, so she ran away.

    Sorry PJ, I was kidding.

  303. Did everybody use all their funny while I was gone? Or because I was gone?

  304. you guys are all so serious tonight.

    It’s just been one of those days here Annie.. In a bit of a funk all damn day.. probably the unseasonable heat.

  305. Probably the unseasonable cold for me.

    Honest, Annie, I was waiting for you, and I don’t know what happened to that last bit of funneh I had in my pocket. It must have escaped.

  306. PJM
    When I was a strength coach for a vb team in Boca I was using this for the girls(concerns about weight gain and too much muscle) I also used it in combo with other products. It is very clean, so pure it mixes with a spoon. None of the bad stuff and tastes pretty good. I always used mixers like fruit or frozen yogurt( for the cultures)so I bought van as a base.
    http://www.isopureproteindiet.com/zecais7.html

  307. OK,,,,tell me something funny, so I can stay awake

    Uhhhhhhh…I got nothing.

  308. “In a bit of a funk all damn day..”

    hey, I can relate to that. It was really sunny and warm here today, but too quiet. My kids are all away for a few days. Just me, the two cats, their three dogs, and the snakes. The guinea pig died last week, so I don’t have him to worry about.

  309. “Honest, Annie, I was waiting for you,”

    Now, ya know I’m only good when I have a straight man to feed off of.

    (believe it or not, I’m totally referring to my comedic relief skillz )

  310. I don’t know, Korny, sometimes, just sometimes, you come up with a chucklemaker all by your lonesome.

  311. Eddie I use a vaccum sealer and buy meat in bulk for 6months to a year of chicken, pork, beef and seafood and I had stuff over a year and it’s still blood red and fresh. It’s worth the $60, I use it for everything even coffee in the saver jars.

  312. Now, ya know I’m only good when I have a straight man to feed off of.
    (believe it or not, I’m totally referring to my comedic relief skillz )

    hahahahah funny!

  313. I try, xbrad,, I really do. I think all day long “I gotta do it, they’re counting on me!!”

  314. New post,,,just cuz this one is boring me.

  315. Hey, what the fuck do you mean it’s boring you?! It had a freakin’ EXPLOSION!!!!

  316. Now, ya know I’m only good when I have a straight man to feed off of.

    (believe it or not, I’m totally referring to my comedic relief skillz )

    You ask for funneh, but then you add the parentheses. How are we sposed to make teh blowjob jokes now?

  317. Don’t make me drag your asses over to the new post. Don’t. Make. Me.

    *cuts a switch offa da tree


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