Friday

No BBF?!

I WANT MY BBF!!!!

409 Comments

  1. Ah-Ha!

  2. These vids from your personal betamax collection, MCPOld?

  3. Has anybody seen Folly lately? She dropped off the mep.. Just lurkin’

  4. Wiser- Remember, Betamax was a superior product. VHS won out because it was cheaper.
    AND why aren’t you abusing the guy that is supposed to be posting a BBF post today? Huh? Answer me that, Diver Dan!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCPa4Rci7ec

  5. Has anybody seen Folly lately?

    Folly kinda decided that we are not exactly her cup of tea and has moved on.

    It happens.

  6. catman – Folly wandered off to greener pastures. You can find her at her personal blog, should you desire.

  7. I got cleared to get in the pool! Yay! I have to wear this compression sleeve and keep putting on the mederma but I dont have to go back to him for 6 weeks.

  8. AND why aren’t you abusing The guy that is supposed to be posting a BBF post today?

    ’cause I’m not as desperate to see boobies as perhaps others might be, having the ability to see a pretty nice set whenever I want? (anyone who makes some stupid “moob” joke from that gets banned for 23 minutes, simply because it’s just so damn easy.)

    Plus, I know how much work goes into a good BBF post, so therefore, I refuse to put any additional pressure on this week’s sucker author.

  9. I got cleared to get in the pool!

    su-WHEEET! Does this mean we can expect some bikini pics soon?

  10. is it a NEW author this week?

  11. certainly from the butt up so that the gimp leg isnt in any.

  12. WB. Take off your shirt, and ban me.

    Hahahahahaha!!

  13. Sohita – Yes, someone other than the bovine lover is posting this week. . . and what about those bikini pix???

  14. I do go next friday for the flipping MRI to see what is up with the knee…sigh. Has anyone here had ACL surgery? If so I want details.

  15. is it a NEW author this week?

    We will be blessed with 3 different BBF authors over the next 3 weeks. This should be interesting, no?

    And one of them is not MCPO, so we will not be seeing any of his kinescopes of Sally Rand.

    Which is a good thing.

  16. Officer, there is a cow in my car!!!

    http://tiny.pl/3tgt

  17. ban me.

    Dave is banned for 23 minutes.

    Look, I hate to do that to him, but we have standards here, ya know?

  18. I was going to offer to do the HHD for next wed. for PJM to help her out

  19. Man, Rush is on a tear!!! Preach it, brother!

  20. but we have standards here,

    huh?

  21. Officer, there is a cow in my car!!!

    That’s not even a “good stupid” look for her.

  22. Ha it is my day to do the BBF!
    How did I miss that! Expect one this evening.

  23. How did I miss that! Expect one this evening.

    This evening?

    okay, I may have to un-ban Dave. That whole “standards” thing I mentioned may not actually be the case, as it turns out.

  24. I thought I got the middle one, but I am teh stupid. Not to mention forgetful.

  25. I’ve kinda been off all radio the past week. The crap going on is getting too frakkin depressing, even for me.

    Sort of related to the post downstairs…Will the real Bing cavy please stand up?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8bXbGU7rIg

  26. Sohos, not acl, but two on the same knee for meniscus tears.

    Ain’t gonna lie to you, acl is worse. Longer period of immobilization, to let the ligament repair strengthen. Meniscus not so bad.

  27. Oh, and by immobilization, just longer with the brace and crutches. Not as bad as what you went through, not by a long shot.

  28. okay, so if we have to wait until tonight for BBF, I guess we need a topic while we wait, as it’s quite obvious the subject of this post isn’t bringing any funneh from anyone.

    So, what’ll it be, recipes or weather?

  29. sohos?

    http://tinyurl.com/m7lqeq

  30. Let’s get up and dance to a tune that was a hit before your mother was born. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqanH27U338

  31. le-ann still MIA?

  32. Comment by sohos on May 29, 2009 12:30 pm

    but we have standards here,

    huh?

    I am stuck in the back room of a Chinese Buffet Restaurant with no internet access for ten days, manage to escape, come back to the Hostages, and find out they now have STANDARDS. That would mean no more BrewFan….

  33. Here’s my Kentucky Grilled Chicken review.

    Taste: 9/10
    Size of pieces: 4/10

  34. Sohita, whatcha doing?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-wThYTK9eM

  35. who is le-ann

  36. i was wondering about the grilled chicken

  37. a.k.a. kornkatannie

  38. It’s excellent, sohos. The pieces are kinda small, though. Sometimes the breast pieces are huge at KFC. Well, they used to be huge.

  39. Okay, 23 minutes is up. Dave is un-banned.

    Let that be a lesson to the rest of you…

  40. I got the 4-piece meal: breast, thigh, and 2 legs. No exaggeration, I could’ve have eaten 10 more pieces to fill me up, but I eat a lot.

  41. Sohita – The grilled KFC is really good but, uni is correct about the size of the pieces. The thighs and breasts are noticeably smaller. Like the difference between you and Beasn.

  42. oh, and this was the other night I ate the chicken

    A bunch of you were talking about grilled chicken, um, the old guy, the hydrant, and pagagagmama, I think, and I looked at the clock and it was 11:42p.

    The drive-thru at KFC closes at midnight. So I jumped out of bed, threw on sweatpants and a shirt, grabbed my keys and drove like Starsky & Hutch to KFC.

  43. Niiice. The taint of Obama at Justice. We are on the road to being ‘equal’ to Zimbabwe. It’s only fair.

    http://tinyurl.com/mop7sa

    Justice Department political appointees overruled career lawyers and ended a civil complaint accusing three members of the New Black Panther Party for Self-Defense of wielding a nightstick and intimidating voters at a Philadelphia polling place last Election Day, according to documents and interviews.

  44. Unicle, if you are a HAWT bundle of muscles, why are you eating that crap from KFC? Won’t that cause sagging?

  45. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As7MaQSc7qc

  46. Lesson learned from Black Panter intimidation at polls. Bring your own nightstick, sunglasses, and dirty looks.

  47. I hardly ever eat KFC or any fastfood. Maybe once every 3 months. And of all the fastfood, KFC is probably the least-worst for you, especially their new grilled chicken — shitloads of protein and little fat.

    Their delicious biscuits on the other hand…

  48. Sorry Sohos, I tried to give you some advice on the ACL thing but I was banned.

  49. I loved Starsky and Hutch.

  50. Sorry Sohos, I tried to give you some advice on the ACL thing but I was banned.

    Now don’t be gettin’ all whiny and junk about that. It’s not like you weren’t warned.

    Look, I hated doing that to you, but if I didn’t ban you for that, then this place would just devolve into nothing but chaos and anarchy.

    And we certainly don’t want that, do we?

  51. Wiser, can we have a re-run of that 23 minutes of peace?

  52. PJM, show your kids my youtube video I posted up yonder about the Real Bing Cavy. But don’t get your kids cavys. They are high maintenance.

  53. On Sunday I ate about 3lbs of food. Chicken parm & ziti and meatballs and a salad.

  54. Sohos-If you could wait til my wife returns from PT school on Sun- she is a brain giant in ACL, PCL and patella tendon inuries. She’s been an athletic trainer for 26 years working w/ pro sports and div 1, olympics and clinics. I’m newly de lurked and we are familiar w/ your leg. She would ask daily ‘how’s sohos leg?’

  55. hahahaha, I already showed them the link porky, but not on purpose.

    that high pitched voice had them running like I had chocolate cake.

  56. Wiser, can we have a re-run of that 23 minutes of peace?

    Yeah, can we? My headache went away. The sun started to peak thru the clouds. There was actually a flower starting to bloom.

  57. Hope and change baby, hope and change!

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2009-05-28-debt_N.htm

  58. Glad to hear your great news, SoHos!

  59. Hi, PJM!

  60. hope and change all right.

    this terrifies me!!

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/may/29/career-lawyers-overruled-on-voting-case/?feat=home_cube_position1

    good morning clintbird!! Well it’s morning for me, don’t know bout you guys

  61. PJM – Have another cup of coffee! Beasn already posted that story.

  62. PJM, I’m showing my hubby your tummy picture RIGHT to convince him to pay for my tummy tuck.

  63. Just after lunch here. Gotten HOT today for a change … real summertime setting in for Overland Park. Just came in from mowing. Heading up for lunch. Hope all of you have a productive, or some other fond wish, Friday.

  64. Oh I saw you had question carin, but it was a dead thread by the time I came on. Ask away.

    I have a whole blog article about it if you want to read it.

    PJM – Have another cup of coffee! Beasn already posted that story

    You think I’m scrolling all the way up thru dave’s banning to find it? I think not.

  65. How long were you out of commission?

    How long did you have to take off from working out (this may be a deal killer for me)?

  66. I did go read through the blog post.

  67. You should be asking, “How did it affect The Hostsges?”

  68. Shimmer I am so glad you delurked! I can wait for any and all information. Thank you so much for the concern. I patiently wait :)

  69. Yeah, whatever.

    Moobs.

  70. Hello Hostages!

    *hides glasses from MCPO, squints at computer screen*

  71. oh I think you just saw the results post. You didn’t see the whole thing where I talked about the whole deal. let me find it for you.

    http://pjmomma.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/either-light-blogging-for-a-while-or-some-seriously-doped-up-blogging-with-possibly-humiliating-results/

    How long did you have to take off from working out (this may be a deal killer for me)?

    from working out? You mean like exercising? This was the most painful experience I’ve ever had in my life. It was brutal. I can’t remember how long they took to take my drain out, you can’t do squat until they do that.

  72. Sohos, I had two on my left knee to do meniscus repair, not acl, but basically acl will require 3 to 6 weeks in the brace to let the ligament repair heal around the tiny sutures.

  73. You should be asking, “How did it affect The Hostsges?”

    HAHAHAHA!

  74. Well DinT, you certainly learned your lesson……

  75. Comment by Unicle, if you will on May 29, 2009 1:39 pm

    You should be asking, “How did it affect The Hostsges?”

    We could all hear the phrase “Drain Tube” without having cold shivers running up and down our spines….

  76. oh and as for the working out question. I was terrified to do anything for a while. I had my surgery in June and got a job at my gym in either august or september and got myself a personal trainer around that time. I was afraid to do anything, especially situps, but I was fine. She killed me Gawd I love it when I can afford a personal trainer. I wish I could have one all the time. I get results so fast. I lost an inch each in my hips, thighs and stomach and 1/2 inch in my arms in only 10 days.

    oh yeah, back to the tuck. It hasnt’ quite been a year, but I still have no feeling in my lower tummy. It’s still numb where I was cut and the nerves need to reattach or whatever it is nerves do.

  77. I hope it isnt the case then Dave. I am sick of being restricted. We are getting a beach house the 2nd or 3rd week in july and I want to be fully functional by then.

  78. If somebody soon doesn’t post some BBF eye candy, I’ll be forced to think about doing some work at some point today. And nobody wants to see that.

  79. hi romy!

  80. Carin I have seen PJM’s stomach and sides/back personally. She is a tiny thing. It looks amazing. I say GO FOR IT!

  81. Roamy, you were asking about guys naming their unit, well this guy named it, gave it a title, song and video…www.youtube.com/watch?v=E45Det2DUPw

  82. i just think ole blue is a hideous name

  83. My cousin’s first wife’s name was Romy, short for Rosemary. Or Rosemarie.

  84. another try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E45Det2DUPw

  85. Carin I have seen PJM’s stomach and sides/back personally. She is a tiny thing. It looks amazing. I say GO FOR IT!

    correction, my tummy is flat. I’m hardly a tiny thing other than being not quite 5’4″.

    In fact, after the tuck, I got it in my head that I was all skinny with big boobs. So I got myself a bikini with short swim trunk bottoms and went to a beach festival with the family. I’m walking around thinking I’m hot stuff. People are looking at me. It’s because I look good right?

    I get home and download the photos from the beach fest and am like WTF!?!?! If I’d have seen me on the beach I’d have been thinking who the hell does that chick
    think she is strutting around the beach in a bikini.

    I have that problem when I exercise too. I’m in there doing aerobics. I’m sweatin and movin and feelin good. walk out of there all cocky and get a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I’m like a popped balloon. It’s like getting socked in the gut. reality check!1 Put those size 12 pants back on your fat ass!

  86. PJ, you are too hard on yourself.

  87. Sorry, my linkfu isn’t up to snuf w/ wordpress/comment eater YET!

  88. I think they call it the Oprah Complex.

    Every time Oprah loses 50lbs (which is once a year), she gets a new hairstlye and tells everyone how wonderful she feels. And all her sycophants tell her how wonderful she looks.

  89. Yes, she is hard on herself! I SAW it. Yes her stomach is FLAT and as everyone knows a flat stomach like we had when we were younger and before babies looks amazing (as does PJM) now look biotch take a compliment ;)

  90. Best movie EVER!!!!

  91. PJ, you are too hard on yourself.

    hahahaha, no. I’m just honest.

  92. Women are infinitely more critical of themselves and other woman than men are.

  93. Debbie Gibson?!?!?!?!

    hahahahahahahaha

  94. On another subject, PJ, if you’re driving this blog, would you please delete XBrad’s comment on the previous thread with his e-mail address? 11:36 pm yesterday. He asked, but it’s still there.

  95. It’ll depend on the position and length of the tear. You won’t really know till they fix it. MRI spots the prob but the scope sees it.

  96. This is what happens when you let Bert design video games — http://www.joystiq.com/2009/05/15/behold-and-believe-namcos-muscle-march-in-motion/

  97. Never mind. Read a bit farther and saw where you had edited it. Wonder if someone actually has that addy? That would be funny but frightening to get Hostages spam.

  98. hahahahaha, I changed his email addy to bonzobigballs@yahoo.com

  99. I wonder what the recovery from a boob job is. Perhaps it’s easier. I won’t make my stomach smaller. I’ll just make my boobs bigger!

  100. It’ll depend on the position and length of the tear. You won’t really know till they fix it.

    {{{SHUDDER}}}

    Are you still talking about your mangina?

  101. I made my boobs smaller and it took 10 days to drain and then about 6 weeks of pain

  102. Do NOT get a boob job…ick something foreign in your body? Yikes!

  103. Why would you make them smaller? That’s a crime.

  104. I won’t make my stomach smaller. I’ll just make my boobs bigger!

    hahahahaha, I hear a boob job is less painful than a reduction. When I was in dental assisting school, one chick had a boob job, paid for by one of her many wealthy Arab boyfriends………didn’t learn the first time when her husband took her kid and I think went back to his country to live, but anyhoo, she had one and was back in class the next day.

  105. I was thinking more of just a little lift.

  106. I was sorta joking about making them bigger

  107. I was thinking more of just a little lift.

    that’s what hurts. they cut the crap out of your nipples.

  108. This is what happens when you let Bert design video games —

    Oh…. my….. dear…. Lord…..

    That was…….

    disturbing.

  109. Oh, yuck. Not my nips! I thought they just … I dunno .. tightend the skin above.

  110. Hey now, no nipple cutting talk.

    It’s ookey.

  111. Yeah I had a lift w/my reduction and they do cut your nipples off and then sew them back on smaller. I will say though that after all was said and done they looked like they did when i was 17

  112. Pimply?

  113. Ouch, not my nips either.

  114. Rad — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BOhDaJH0m4

  115. HAHAHAHAHA! you guys have to click on mesa’s link. that’s too funny.

    Oh, yuck. Not my nips! I thought they just … I dunno .. tightend the skin above.

    nope, nip, nip, chop, chop

  116. Wounldn’t it be easier and safer and cheaper to go on a strict diet than go under the knife?

  117. coolest barrel shot ever

  118. This officially crosses over the weird line.

    Safe for work if you work on Bourbon Street in Na’leans

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGufLMmq_bU

  119. Wounldn’t it be easier and safer and cheaper to go on a strict diet than go under the knife?

    sometimes your stomach just won’t bounce back. I had several inch wide stretch marks and my ab muscles were separated. As for a boob lift, no diet is going to make those puppies stand at attention.

  120. you guys have to click on mesa’s link. that’s too funny.

    I’m not sure what part was more bizarre… the way the guy’s asses moved when they ran or when they were dancing with flowers in their mouths.

    The Japanese are way too weird for me.

  121. Still…I’d try to lose as much subcutaneous fat as I could with a diet and then reassess the situation.

  122. I was 132 lbs a size 2 or 4 depending on cut and these massive tits. I am 5’7 and they just wouldnt go away. When I was 125lbs they were a double D.

  123. This officially crosses over the weird line.

    Safe for work if you work on Bourbon Street in Na’leans

    art fagz are weird

  124. PJ, I laughed out loud when you mentioned paying Ace for internet sex. One of the jokers in my group is not shy about writing something odd on the remarks line of a check. “Sexual favors”, “two hour hooker”, “bribe money”, etc.

  125. God made you special.

  126. The Japanese are way too weird for me.

    That was the Japanese? I’m pretty sure it was bart.

  127. PJ, I laughed out loud when you mentioned paying Ace for internet sex. One of the jokers in my group is not shy about writing something odd on the remarks line of a check. “Sexual favors”, “two hour hooker”, “bribe money”, etc.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I do that romy!! I write “handcuff rental”

  128. wiserspud echoed my thoughts about mesa’s poof video. I’m not sure which is worse . . . the video or wiserspud echoing my thougts.

  129. “I was 132 lbs a size 2 or 4 depending on cut and these massive tits. I am 5′7 and they just wouldnt go away. When I was 125lbs they were a double D”

    Bunk.

  130. Unicle it looked stupid and people stared. It was embarrassing. I went to 3 doctors trying to decide what was the best way to go for me and surgery was really the only way.

  131. Remember Jim Carrey’s character as a female bodybuilder on In Living Color?

  132. that picture of me dancing is before the surgery and there I am about 132lbs and just HUGE

  133. yes with the pig tails

  134. WoW! Just had a line go through, thunder, lightening, rain and hail!!

    Boom, boom out go the lights!

  135. Hey Bart, I missed the transition from Bart to Unicle. What gives?

  136. Vera de Milo:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMYmx8KtEhs

  137. wow you’re really behind the curve, huh Paul?

    did you just notice? I’m trying to move away from using that name on the internet.

  138. Does Unicle see dead people, too?

  139. Still…I’d try to lose as much subcutaneous fat as I could with a diet and then reassess the situation.

    This was me after a couple months with my personal trainer in April 1997. I’d lost a baby 4 months prior. my general build is strong, my skin firm, but not my stomach, it was gross. I couldn’t afford the trainer any more and then my friend died and I put on a bunch of beer weight by the time mesa met me a year later.

    *cringes

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/friday/before-tummy-tuck/

  140. did you just notice? I’m trying to move away from using that name on the internet.

    He burned faaaar too many bridges with his old name.

  141. Unicle is the most masculine of Bert’s recent nom de plumes.

  142. Just had a line go through, thunder, lightening, rain and hail!!

    Let me fix that for you, C3PO:

    Just had a line go threw, thunder, lightning, reign and heal!!

    See what I did thar?

  143. Yes, yes I do.

    John Astin (Gomez Addams) will shed his mortal coil this weekend. And Peter Graves, too. Also, Mary Tyler Moore.

  144. See what I did thar?

    *pats bart on the head

    clever boy

  145. I got some better pictures of PJ that I could link.

  146. Yeah I had a lift w/my reduction and they do cut your nipples off and then sew them back on smaller.

    *crosses arms*

    Umm…

    Afterwards, do your nerves in your nips still work? It would be a shame to lose feeling there.

  147. Yea, I work out six days a week. My stomach has gotten a LOT better, but I still have issues from my kidney donation and all the babies. It’s like SKIN that just won’t get tight. I’m definitely going to keep working on it, ’cause it kills me to imagine not being able to work out for any extended time.

  148. I like BiBi…but will go with unicle

  149. Yea, I’m with Laura. Loss of feelins isn’t worth it.

  150. ’97? Or ’07?

  151. I got some better pictures of PJ that I could link.

    that would be cruel and inhumane. I reaaaally looked bad at that time. Danny’s death was hard on me.

  152. hahaha, Graham looks like a chink in that pic!

    Are you sure his daddy isn’t the Chinese food delivery boy?

  153. ‘97? Or ‘07?

    ooooops, 07. I didn’t have any kids in 1997. *sigh

  154. PJ, ow, pjdaddy has his elbow in your boob.

  155. lauraw at first they didnt, it was numb like, but now it was like nothing ever happened they are still sensitive to everything and I mean that in the good way

  156. hahahaha, I know bart, my eyes get all chinese when I smile too.

    Graham the other day was hoping he was part Chinese because of that. I said no. I realized you like studying chinese, but you’re not. He said, but we could be from a long time ago. I said, look, because we have American Indian in us, I guess technically we do have Asian blood. So he said, see? It could be Chinese then. Ok, yes, fine Graham. We could have Chinese

  157. The full numbness only lasted about two months and then slowly all feeling came back so that by 6 months after all was back to normal

  158. Also, Mary Tyler Moore.

    Awwwww, Not Mrs. Petrie!! She’s teh hawt!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvMAyXuQpI

  159. hahaha, when I was a kid I wished I was Chinese adopted.

    true story

  160. Killer whales r smart — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3xmqbNsRSk

    Snack time.

  161. Graham the other day was hoping he was part Chinese because of that.

    Children are strange like that.

    Stupid children!

  162. I’m not a raisin smuggler

  163. I love mary tyler moore’s style.

    this is an actual comment from a dude in the comments section. WTF?!?!

    The impression I always had of her butt in this scene, was that it appeared different without high heels shoes on. These make the thighs prominents, and for balancing sake the bottom has to tighten somewhat, but being a guy, that’s a guess.

    In this scene, she’s wearing flats.

  164. who’s the 2nd youngest, Garren?

    he looks just like you

  165. The impression I always had of her butt in this scene, was that it appeared different without high heels shoes on. These make the thighs prominents, and for balancing sake the bottom has to tighten somewhat, but being a guy, that’s a guess.

    started drinking a little early today, did we?

  166. I’m not a raisin smuggler

    Me neither!

  167. who’s the 2nd youngest, Garren?

    he looks just like you

    Y’all do realize that PJM has her own blog, right?

  168. Mesa, how’s your buns today?

  169. started drinking a little early today, did we?

    Did you start drinking early? If you’d read my comment, you’d see that I said that was a comment from the youtube videos. DOY

  170. Romy – Put your glasses on, woodja?

  171. who’s the 2nd youngest, Garren?

    Madeleine

    in order from l-r and in birth order

    Graham Madeleine Garren and in Weston’s arms, Gavin

  172. Yea, and her blog is SO current.

  173. I’m at work. My husband already left. WTF is up with that? I work for him.

  174. Xbrad and Sean do the news — http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eea_1242691693

  175. Killer whales r smart

    DId you guys watch that?

    stupid women worried about the seal. But seriously that was gnarly

    SWIM SEAL SWIM!!!!!

  176. I’ll let you think about that for a moment, pahahamama. See if you can figure it out.

    /plays Final Jeopardy music

  177. *puts on glasses, raises an eyebrow at MCPO*

  178. Garren loves the chocolate

  179. Did you start drinking early?

    No. Did you??

  180. Yea, and her blog is SO current.

    HAHAHAHA!

  181. I’m drunk

  182. 54th Street con Tito Puente

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGwYpnd99Q

  183. was there a purpose for asking us if we remembered Jim Carrey as the female body builder?

  184. Yea, and her blog is SO current.

    Well, perhaps we can just cut and paste this thread from here to there then.

    Oh, wait. What am I thinking? This is the Hostages! All Peej, all the time.

    How could I forget?

  185. I’ll let you think about that for a moment, pahahamama. See if you can figure it out.

    oooops, maybe I should start drinking.

    nevermind wiserbud

  186. was there a purpose for asking us if we remembered Jim Carrey as the female body builder?

    it was funny as shit

  187. *licks Romy’s glasses and runs away*

    HA!!!!!

  188. was there a purpose for asking us if we remembered Jim Carrey as the female body builder?

    link from mesa earlier:

    http://www.joystiq.com/2009/05/15/behold-and-believe-namcos-muscle-march-in-motion/

  189. Oh, wait. What am I thinking? This is the Hostages! All Peej, all the time.

    I know. I was getting worried because there was this one time when it wasn’t about me and I was like wtf?!?! this shit needs to stop

  190. oooops, maybe I should start drinking.

    Or stop.

    either way….

  191. I guess I am going to have to start clicking on Mesa’s links.

  192. Or stop.

    either way….

    START YOU RAT BASTAGE!!!!!

  193. it was funny as shit

    exactly

  194. how’s your buns today?

    I wouldn’t know.

  195. um did yall not get the memo? It’s all about ME

  196. Maybe Graham just had a tight squeezeon the outs. It could happen

  197. So…if Graham is the oldest, who’s the second oldest?

    And if Gavin is the youngest, who’s the second youngest?

    Now, with 4 children, there is no way the 2nd oldest is the same child as the 2nd youngest, right?

  198. Keep rainin’ all the time. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCG3kJtQBKo

    Into this house we’re born. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPqslJsZxeY

  199. I said, I get it bart………….ok? I GET IT!!!!!!!

    Garren is the second youngest. he doesn’t look like me atoll. He’s tiny and petite. the only thing similar is that he does not have brown eyes.

  200. they are all so great!

  201. *licks Romy’s glasses and runs away* HA!!!!!

    Dammit!

    *unhooks battery cable from MCPO’s Rascal*

  202. Might as well be All PJ- All The Time, since we ain’t getting our regular dose of BBF. At least PJ has decent tits, unlike Rosetta.

  203. Keep rainin’ all the time. .

    awesome song mcpo

    mcpo has the best taste in music

  204. Chief
    When’s the last time you swung the sticks? It seems to have been raining for a while in PA.

  205. START YOU RAT BASTAGE!!!!!

    Like I said…either way. As long as your mental state changes soon.

  206. Shimmer – No golf since last Sunday. Your MCPO is one unhappy camper!

  207. *unhooks battery cable from MCPO’s Rascal*

    HAHAHA!

  208. PJ – What the hell are you laughing at? SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

  209. How bout some funneh dirt? PJM has been doing the *spit *gag thing. Okay let’s try this.www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucqIdjZ2Hi4

  210. . . . and I mean that in the nicest way.

  211. mcpo has the best taste in music

    It’s official. PJ is drunk off her ass.

  212. Shit, one second

  213. Shimmer – 2 spaces between the end of your text and the link.

  214. Maybe this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucqIdjZ2Hi4

  215. Thank you all you dear Hostages ladies for the extremely educational discussion of boob alterations! Just so you know … we guys like them after you fix them … and also we liked them before you fixed them … just sayin’

  216. Compos – Why you gotta hate on Snoop. . .RACIST!!!!!!

  217. How bout some funneh dirt? PJM has been doing the *spit *gag thing

    You talking about last night on ace’s? That was embarrassing. How’m I supposed to know what ATM means?

  218. WordPress iimbed thing is fuckin my mojo funny!

  219. He’s tiny and petite.

    He’s 4 years old!!!

    And he has your face.

  220. It’s official. PJ is drunk off her ass.

    tol’ ya. Jeez, it is pretty damn obvious, isn’t it?

  221. ATM-xBrad to the rescue HAHAHA

  222. And he has your face.

    What’s he using it for, a Halloween mask? Eheheheheheheh.

  223. I still can’t see any videos posted on youtube. I hate all of you.

  224. Good grief! Which link I didn’t click has the PJ family in it?

  225. With all due respect.

  226. MCPO, loved Stormy Weather.
    Back at you and Rosetta, too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YelahYvEM

  227. I tried to keep PJ from going down that road last night, but no, she had to do it…

  228. With all due respect.

    Hey! Take this shit elsewhere, would ya buddy?

  229. I missed the whole ATM thread last night at Ace’s. What happened? Anything good?

  230. Wiser, the operative word is “due.” Think about it.

  231. details for those of us who dont read Ace

  232. Still…I’d try to lose as much subcutaneous fat as I could with a diet and then reassess the situation.

    Bart, it is overstretched skin. I am 5’4″, wore a size 6 most of my adult life, and gave birth to nine pound babies. The end result is like a deflated balloon.

    Me? I’m too chicken to go under the knife and will wear my saggy skin as a badge of honor. Mr. Beasn knows better than to say anything, not that he would, because it was half his fault and having kids was teh awesome to him as it was to me.

  233. Pauly, PJ thought all the joking about ATM was about automatic tellers. So, instead of busting her on it there, I asked her here if she knew what it meant….

  234. details for those of us who dont read Ace

    PJM offered to do ATM with Ace, and he turned her down. Worst part is, he’s never turned anyone down before.

  235. Who wants to go to work for me? I’m seriously considering finding something else.

    HA! So my son went for orientation to his new job, wanna guess what he will be doing?

  236. Wiser, the operative word is “due.” Think about it.

    Look, you try and bring any level of respect to anyone here and we will bounce your ass out of here so fast, it’ll make your boyfriend’s nuts rattle.

  237. What’s he using it for, a Halloween mask? Eheheheheheheh.

    hahahaha, who invited Groucho Marx?

  238. Beasn, you forgot to say “OUTRAGEOUS” with that New Black Panther’s story. Just sayin’…

    And, Roamy? I didn’t think I had to warn you, but MCPO is a cut-up and he will do things like trick you into letting him lick your glasses. (Good job, MCPO)

  239. wanna guess what he will be doing?

    ATM?

  240. Okay, I’ll bite. What does ATM stand for, besides the obvious?

  241. fixing ATM machines, pokey?

  242. “wanna guess what he will be doing?”

    Cutting up eyeballs?

  243. wanna guess what he will be doing?

    ATM?

    *Punches wiserass in the face*

    Try again cockmunch.

  244. what happened to all the phone booths?

  245. b-rad, I’d rather people know I didn’t know what an ATM was then to look like i wanted to discuss ATM’s sheesh

    pattyann 2:35 pm

    What’s he using it for, a Halloween mask? Eheheheheheheh.

    HAHAHAHA!

    now that’s my kind of hostage talk

  246. Beasnson got a job in the bakery part of a large retail outlet.

  247. PJ, the halloween mask was compus

  248. Try again cockmunch.

    DVDA?

  249. who invited Groucho Marx?

    Eat it, one nut. That shit was funny, right there.

  250. Yay! Beasnson’s making the donut holes.

  251. what is ATM?

  252. what is ATM?

    Something wiser enjoys being on the receiving end.

  253. PJ, the halloween mask was compus

    I know.

    I was telling you that the family pic was at 2:35 I was multitasking ;)

  254. ……………….

  255. sohos

  256. Ewwwww… just looked it up.

  257. what happened to all the phone booths?

    Just drop trou and all the girls can see your Superman Underoos.

  258. Anyone else cross their legs instinctively when reading nine lb baby?

  259. b-rad had a really awesome colorful description of it. a guy’s doin a chick up her squeeker or dorkhole, cna’t remember the exact terminology and then he puts it straight from there into her mouth for the big finish.

    I am so repulsed by that I cannot express…….and what’s worse, is I said I wanted to talk about it because I thought ATM’s had to be less icky to talk about than what they were talking about.

  260. Compos – Linky no workee.

    Didn’t anyone here see Clerks II??? If nothing else, Jay’s “Buffalo Bill Dance” was worth the whole movie!

  261. PJM, for someone who has 147 children, you might want to consider it next time. Instead.

  262. Romy – Good choice. Deano’s voice is like 25 year old Scotch.

  263. Oh

  264. That’s okay, PJ, I thought it was automatic teller machines, too. Or Airborne Topographic Mapper.

  265. Clerks II was ok.

    Not near as good as the original, though.

  266. Comment by Harpo Marx on May 29, 2009 3:35 pm

    ……………….

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Anyone else cross their legs instinctively when reading nine lb baby?

    porky’s so tiny, I dont’ know how she did it.

  267. Clerks II sucked bat shit off of cave walls.

  268. Compos – Linky no workee.

    Sorry. Oh well, PJ’s definition was better than the one I tried to link anywho.

  269. the first part of the phrase is “dorking her up the squeakhole…” which is 100% pure, old time Ace. He’s the guy who coined that particular phrase.

  270. I was so repulsed I had trouble typing it instead of pasting his ugly disgusting description.HAHAHAHA

  271. Gotta make sure to include the Stinky Hitler in all of your ATM activities.

  272. Shimmer, I think you answered before, but what part of the country do you live in?

    Paulitics?

  273. What?

  274. The Hostages — Repulsive Since April 2007

  275. You mean the Nasty Adolph?

  276. Isn’t it nasty adolph mesa?

  277. this is all reminding me of a scene in Zach and Miri make a porno

  278. Near Clemson,SC

  279. Gotta make sure to include the Stinky Hitler in all of your ATM activities.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    ok, seriously, that cracks me up how you changed the name.

    I was so repulsed I had trouble typing it instead of pasting his ugly disgusting description.HAHAHAHA

    exactly, I felt like I needed to relive it to get over it.

  280. Worst Sex Moves

    The Divorce: right in the middle of sex, you tell your wife you’ve been banging her best friend.

  281. Anorexic Topless Mothers

  282. AAAHHH the memories, Count if I start screaming in my sleep, wake me up!!!!!!

  283. Best Sex Moves

    While doing her from behind, tell her you’re banging her sister. And then hang on.

  284. The Divorce: right in the middle of sex, you tell your wife you’ve been banging her best friend.

    How about The ATM Divorce: While your wife is giving you head, you tell her you just fucked her best friend in the ass.

  285. Shimmer, I used to live south of you and almost went to Clemson. They were cheapskates with the scholarship money.

  286. Unicle, I thought the move was to be banging your old lady doggystyle, and then say “Yeah, this is just how your sister likes it!” … Then you gotta hang on for 8 seconds.

  287. How about The ATM Divorce: While your wife is giving you head, you tell her you just fucked her best friend in the ass.

    OOooooooh!!!

  288. Compos is MVP of this thread.

  289. Shimmer, you live in some beautiful part of the country.

    Paulitics, where are you?

  290. Right here.

  291. Okay, okay… Newport Beach, CA. Land of milk, honey, and more silicone than a DuPont warehouse.

  292. Right here.

    Hahaha!

    Methinks you’re going to have to be more specific, PA.

  293. porky’s so tiny, I dont’ know how she did it.

    First one wound up a c-section.

    Second one was a girl and I had a talk with her a month before she was due. She came two weeks early and they had to put the vacuum cup on her haid to help me out. She came out sunny-side up ’cause she wanted to see my face.

    She’s a good girl.

    Couldn’t sit for a week and a half.

  294. I’d put a cup on my haid, if I knew what a haid was.

  295. Seems like it’s all about sports here, I’ve lived here 4 years and when I wear orange and get thumbs up, I laugh because it’s GATOR orange.Chomp, Chomp, Chomp!!!

  296. Bambi on Ice

  297. “Methinks you’re going to have to be more specific, PA.”

    At the Hostages? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  298. Just don’t anyone start talking about the Columbus Steamer, OK?

  299. Did my last comment land in the spambucket or did I just mess up?

  300. haid = head

    Cup on da ‘haid. Vacuum with a toilet plunger at the sucking end.

  301. Columbus Steamer, Columbus Steamer

  302. Why is the sky blue and the sun orange??

  303. hasta la pizza, gots to go to work

  304. L8r, S8r.

  305. Romy – Spam bucket is empty, sweetie. That means, COMMENT FAIL!!!!

  306. Odd. I’d always heard it described as the Cleveland Steamer.

  307. MCPO, it’s just been that kind of day.

  308. Thanks, Paulitics.

  309. She’s a good girl.

    Couldn’t sit for a week and a half.

    Wow, my kids couldn’t sit for about 4-6 months after they were born.

  310. Odd. I’d always heard it described as the Cleveland Steamer.

    Different thing.

  311. ATM, Ohio Steamers, Dirty Adolphs,

    there’s some weird shit out there.

  312. Romy – It’s OK. Look on the bright side, after a few drinks, you’ll no longer care how crappy your day was!

  313. The Obama

    Before and during sex you tell your wife about all the wonderful things you’re going to do for her and then right before you finish you say, “Haha, psych! bitch, give me your purse!”

  314. MCPO, you offering me a drink? Whatcha got?

  315. Like there’s no weird shit in here, either.

  316. ,i>Wow, my kids couldn’t sit for about 4-6 months after they were born.

    Hahahaha! PJ’s in on teh literal stuff now.

  317. It’s Friday but I don’t see a picture of a fat chick waving a pork chop at the camera. Somebody poke Rosetta with a stick.

  318. After a few drinks, MCPO and I go dancing.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSKCi9ml4ME

  319. COUNT MY DICK HTML FAIL !!!!!11!

    The Obama

    Hahahahaha!

  320. Paulitics, if you don’t want weird shit here, don’t click on forged or uniball’s links.

  321. Jewstin, ’bout time you showed up. Where the hell have you been?

  322. It’s Friday but I don’t see a picture of a fat chick waving a pork chop at the camera.

    Heeeey, Jewstin!! Where ya been, my fabulous friend?

  323. Yeah, Forged was posting some weird shit yesterday. Thank goodness I’m above that sort of thing.

  324. I’ve been busy with work and house stuff. I haven’t looked at the computer blogs for weeks. Did I miss anything important?

    Nobody got preggers? Sent home crying? Kicked inna fork?

  325. Romy – Not a lot of mixers but, I’ve got Yuengling Lager, Bourbon, Tullamore DEW, Vodka and Dark Rum. Oh, I’ve got 4 coca colas and 2 bottles of tonic water.

  326. “DAH” Gators * Orange Sun and Gator blue sky-wuz gettin’ mo beer.

  327. Nobody got preggers? Sent home crying? Kicked inna fork?

    ummmmmmm, how long you been gone?

  328. CRAP. I’m still not done at work. This isn’t right.

  329. Nobody got preggers? Sent home crying? Kicked inna fork?

    Wiserbud had a procedure called an Addadictomey.

  330. MCPO, rum and Coke, please.

  331. No wine, MCPO?

  332. Oh Rosie, come out and play!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlrwYZ6rVOk

  333. Car In – Stage a walkout as a protest!

  334. Fuck. I just got a papercut on my tongue. This work stuff is HARD.

  335. Car In – I have 3 bottles of organic red wine.

  336. Perhaps I could unionize?

  337. Organic wine? Oh, what hell. I’ll try it.

  338. Car in — the garage?

  339. Of course, what other job could I listen to “Prison Sex” while I finished up.

  340. Fuck. I just got a papercut on my tongue. This work stuff is HARD

    HAHAHAHA!

    I love Catholic stay at home, homeschooling mom’s. They’re the best.

  341. Wiserbud had a procedure called an Addadictomey.

    They tried to give compos a sense of humor implant, but he kept asking if they could put it in through his asshole, so they decided to just forget the whole thing.

  342. There are new peoples, I see. Riff-raff no doubt.

    *ahem

    Hi, Paulitics and Shimmer!!!

  343. Did I miss anything important?

    Here?

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

    I saw you on Ace’s briefly yesterday. I noticed that you link The Hostages in your name.

    kewl beasn, mah brutha!

  344. I figger as long as I don’t take the Lord’s name in vain, I’m cool.

  345. There are new peoples, I see. Riff-raff no doubt.

    Do we attract any other kind?

  346. shit.

    Take a nap or download pron.

    Hmmmm.

  347. They tried to give compos a sense of humor implant, but he kept asking if they could put it in through his asshole, so they decided to just forget the whole thing.

    That was really fucking mean.

  348. The Fred Thompson

    From time to time you engage in foreplay with your woman, whisper sweet-nothings in her ear, but when it comes to sex you say, “Oh nevermind.”

  349. “Jewstin”? Now we know who to blame for everything.

  350. Erm, I don’t like to consider myself “new”, if you dont mind. I think I could get some sort of “credit” for peps knowing me from other places.

  351. That was really fucking mean.

    Sorry about that, miss.

  352. Justin, riff-raff, absolutely, how else could it be? Can only be lurkey so long.

  353. Take a nap or download pron.

    Download porn…. pound one out…take a nap.

  354. I read Ace’s and Agent Bedhead yesterday. I had to catch up on the news and gossip.

    Remarkably, President Obama is still a commie douchebag and Robert Pattinson hasn’t washed his hair.

  355. Jewstin – We only let Car In into the fold hoping that her trolls would follow her over. . . no such luck!

  356. Is Car in the same as Carin, sorta like PJM and Rosetta?

  357. Remarkably, President Obama is still a commie douchebag

    NO! The Devil you say!

  358. Take a nap or download pron.

    Hmmmm.

    Man, I can’t even imagine how much memory that computer has. It’s got to be bursting at the seams.

    That was really fucking mean.

    HHAHAHAHA!

  359. Carin isn’t new. I don’t think we’ve been on at the same time though.

  360. The MCPO

    During hot & heavy sex you stop to give your woman a weather report.

  361. I thought I’d add a phonetic guide to my name.

  362. The MCPO

    During hot & heavy sex you stop to give your woman a weather report.

    ..or describe your latest round of golf. In excruciating detail.

  363. The Unicle

    Stand alone and naked in front of the mirror, repeatedly flexing your pectorals, all the while telling yourself that you really, really like women.

  364. Well, I’m glad you guys aren’t being funny. It’s a good time to drive home.

  365. owch

  366. Bart -How bout in Tomcats when Kyle is hittin that girl in the car and she starts puking and Mike says, (paraphrase)”Did you stop, that’s disgusting?”And he says,’You’d think so, but she start really grinding down and it was intense, the more she puked the better it was.”

  367. little fb post I just got if any of you are interested. Thinking it’ll be a good pjfamily project

    Please send birthday cards to a wounded soldier: Sgt. DanielThornhill Fort Sam Houston Fisher House 3623 George C. Beach Rd Fort Sam Houston, Texas 78234 Parents are worried about his emotional status and he doesn’t get many visitors. He lost both legs & was burned over half his body serving in Iraq. His birthday is next week.

  368. I am working on the BBF now

  369. How sad. What can you do for someone like that?

  370. send them a card I guess. I’m sure he’d like a picture of your pecs bart.

  371. little fb post

    Do you even think these things through before you put them here?

  372. Comment by wiserbud on May 29, 2009 4:22 pm

    Wiserbud had a procedure called an Addadictomey.

    They tried to give compos a sense of humor implant, but he kept asking if they could put it in through his asshole, so they decided to just forget the whole thing.

    His body would have rejected it anyway, and the taxpayers would have been on the hook for the bill.

  373. He’d probably like a pic of your boobs a lot more.

  374. The Wiserbud

    Heavy petting in the men’s room followed by a flight home and 3 days of guilt-ridden, missionary sex with the wife.

  375. little fb post

    little facebook post?

  376. Heavy petting in the men’s room followed by a flight home and 3 days of guilt-ridden, missionary sex with the wife.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  377. MCPO scores…..

  378. 3 days of guilt-ridden, missionary sex with the wife.

    least I’m gettin’ some, old man.

  379. least I’m gettin’ some, old man.

    Yeah, you and Larry Craig.

  380. little fb post

    little facebook post?

    Yeah, I got that. But do you really think this was the place for that sort of thing?

    Maybe you might have, instead, started a new thread, where we could have all shown this the amount of respect it deserves, instead of dropping it into a conversation about sex acts and other junk.

  381. least I’m gettin’ some, old man.

    Yeah, you and Larry Craig.

    Still gettin’ some, old man. And, unlike you, I don’t have to remove a catheter to let anyone near my junk.

  382. The Mare

    I don’t know, but it involves wicker and FUCK SALT!

  383. How bout if I changed it to-

    little fuck buddy post? would that be more appropriate?

  384. **** Watches the “Boss” Google ‘Larry Craig + catheter’ ****

  385. little fuck buddy post? would that be more appropriate?

    So, how many indians?

  386. I was just trying to make it appropriate. that’s all

  387. The PJM

    Whatever position you can think of, except be prepared to stop at a moments notice so she can give birth.

  388. Good morning, most

  389. Good morning, least : )

  390. Good morning, most

    **** Warily eyes “Known and Wanted Semi-International Cat Hater****

  391. The Mare

    I don’t know, but it involves wicker and FUCK SALT!

    hahaha, there’s hope for our little padawan

  392. The Roamy

    Girl on top, discussing thrust vectors and coefficients of friction.

  393. [would acknowledge compos, but too busy laughing at anal-humor-implant fail joke]
    [would acknowledge sox, but sox is stupid cat]

  394. k’, slackers. Friday night is here and I’m actually home, so I’m taking the bride out to dinner. Maybe I’ll see y’all later, maybe I won’t. If not, have a fun night and try not to make fun of Burl too much.

  395. L8r, spud.

  396. Girl on top, discussing thrust vectors and coefficients of friction.

    I love it when you talk dirty!

  397. Mrs. Paulitics and I are off to HB to spend some gift certificates eating sushi and drinking bad beer, all the while making fun anyone who lives in or around Santee.

  398. Americano, if you research the Hostages History, I have never once said I was smart…..

  399. Sushi and bad beer is much better than beer and bad sushi

  400. Sushi is revolting even by Cat standards……

  401. Steak Night!!!! Later Y’alll…….

  402. Heading to office for paperwork. Then, 18 year old bikini hottie. Life is pretty ok, no?

  403. MCPO, glad someone liked it! *hug*

    Time to start cooking dinner, bbl.

  404. Time to start cooking dinner, bbl.
    Wonder what we are having tonight??

  405. Sprinkler Station #4 is broken and flooding the yard. Thanks, Mare.

  406. Boobage is up


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