Thursday Foreignotica VIII

Cameron Cartio is a Persian singer who sings in Farsi (Persian), Spanish, and other languages. He collaborated with Cheb Khaled (a raï singer – raï is prevalent around Algeria and Morocco (the latter is called al-Maghreb (literally, the West)). Cartio and Khaled collaborated on a song called “Henna”, one version which was sung in Arabic and Spanish, and another version in Arabic and Farsi. Now, this can be a big deal because, believe you me, Arabs and Persians do not get along. Even secular Persians do not get along with Arabs. So, their collaboration is quite impressive.

As a point of trivia: “henna” is the Arabic word of the plant used to create a special dye-paste, which is very common among Arabs and South Asians. (In Urdu, we call it “mehndi”.)

Presenting “Henna” by Cheb Khaled and Cameron Cartio (in Arabic and Spanish).

(Video length – 3:13)

Presenting “Henna” by Cheb Khaled and Cameron Cartio (in Arabic and Farsi).

(Video length – 3:22)

While we’re on the subject of songs in Farsi, thought I’d append one of my favorites.

Presenting “Bia Inja” (“Come Here”) by Shadmehr Aghili

(Video length – 4:48)

401 Comments

  1. I go in past! I be first!

    Bia inja dustaan-e man!

  2. SECOND!!!!!!!!!!

  3. gayst!

  4. Bronze!

  5. Damnit, burl.

  6. To work, perchance to drive to CO tomorrow, or to while away irreplaceable hours yakking, still to drive to CO tomorrow?

  7. Latest!!

    “This is my time stamp. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

  8. Henna wasn’t half bad, but “Be a ninja” was kind of rappy.

  9. All right, all right.

    I’ll get back to work.

  10. Anyone home?

  11. No.

  12. *looks around, pulls Bluto’s Miller Chill out of fridge, throws it in trash, and fills it with Molson Canadian, Moosehead, and Molson Export Ale, flops on chair with fresh beer in hand and logs onto Facebook*

  13. Man, that last thread was so ghey. MCPAncient starts out slandering the beautiful J. Stiles, people talking about XBrad wang….

    I read the Hostages. They’re Ghey.

  14. Ghey? Just because Burl doesn’t like the ladies, and Rosetta, wiser, and Wiserbud are all confused doesn’t mean that the Hostages are teh Ghey. Although some girl-on-girl in the Hostages’ green room could be…stimulating.

  15. Chicken wings.

  16. girl-on-girl isn’t ghey. It’s art.

  17. Hot sauce.

    On girls on girls.

  18. Americano, sure, the subscription rate is two naked filipino or thai girls per month.

    I just want to be friends with them.

  19. Mesa, I am intrigued by your philosophy. Might you have a newsletter to which I may subscribe?

  20. mesa,
    you get my ward for saying the most while saying the least.
    +100,000 points, sir.

  21. I am not a bun salesman.

    But, I am the boss.

  22. people talking about XBrad wang….

    To be fair, I tried to discourage that.

  23. I know, Sean. I never doubted you.

  24. I am not a bun salesman.

    But, I am the boss.

    So that makes you, what, the bun manager? Regional bun manager?

  25. WordPress — it is a bitch.

  26. I will neither manage buns or have anything to do with their sale.

    I think I have been clear on this point.

  27. To be fair, I tried to discourage that.

    What? It isn’t so special when you have to share with your freinds?

  28. See BiW, that’s the difference between you and me. I don’t want XBrad to share his wang with me.

  29. I do, however, have to set up four bars and oversee three big events tonight.

    My fun part time job with no responsibility just got a lot of responsibility.

    Fun factor — much lower.

  30. I will neither manage buns or have anything to do with their sale.

    “I am not a fig-plucker, nor a fig-plucker’s son am I.
    But I will pluck figs until the fig-plucker’s son comes home.”

  31. Back to hulu, see you guys in a half hour.

  32. Henna wasn’t half bad, but “Be a ninja” was kind of rappy.

    Be still my heart. Someone actually listens to the music!

  33. Geoff gets it.

    My own Internet meme — I started it.

  34. Legend of the Seeker — not completely horrible sci fi/fantasy with hot chicks.

    Check it out.

  35. What? It isn’t so special when you have to share with your freinds?

    Xbrad will always be “special.” His mom put a sticker on his helmet that reminds him.

  36. mesa,
    you get my ward for saying the most while saying the least.

    Dick Grayson?

  37. And isn’t that Michael’s decision to make?

  38. I am NOT wearing that outfit.

  39. Slept for a couple of hours, now unwillingly awake.

    Perhaps I shouldn’t bring this up, but I gotta ask – do all guys name their wangs?

  40. Uh…of course not.

  41. Dang – Enas Yorl’s cat passed away after a long medical battle. Very sad.

  42. Just curious.

    geoff, how ya doin’ tonight?

  43. Don’t know Enas Yorl.

  44. What, did I chase geoff away?

  45. I have never named my wang.

  46. Naw – I was just trying to figure out what Mike Adams (the Townhall columnist) meant when he said he was sued in April. I don’t read him much because I don’t care for his style or prose or argumentation, but I was curious nonetheless.

    geoff, how ya doin’ tonight?

    Gettin’ ready for my drive back to CO tomorrow (today, I guess). Except that I’m not doing much to get ready. Too much online ditzing around.

    All right – time to get serious and turn this machine off. G’night.

  47. Previous girlfriends have alluded to “Thor’s thunder hammer” so draw your own conclusions

  48. Good night, geoff, safe travels.

    Americano, hahahaha

  49. Is your inability to sleep based on recent events, or are you up with lustful thoughts of incredibly well-endowed scuba instructors?

  50. Recent events.

    Actually, Americano, the best lover I ever had was not well-endowed, and the worst lover was.

  51. I have never named my junk.

  52. Hi Sean.

  53. Howdy, Roamy. Have you looked into Gravity’s Rainbow?

  54. Sean, no, I haven’t. I’ve been helping a friend edit a book and am hoping he gets it published. I’ve also been re-reading Lewis Grizzard because I need some funneh.

  55. Like I mentioned on an earlier thread, it’s extremely dense (think Ulysses) but it’s mostly about chasing a certain A-4 throughout the Zone after the end of WWII.

    If you like crazy literary stuff, you’ll dig it. Plus, it’s about rockets. There’s a bunch of sex, too.

  56. (snort) Rockets and sex just go together, hmm?

  57. Good morning!

  58. Sean, I promise to read it, I’m just not going for anything heavy at the moment.

    Good morning, PattyAnn!

  59. Roamy, here is a Roamy joke for you!

    Roamy is having a great day.
    She is walking toward the elevator and notices it’s leaving
    She starts to run, but a Hostage holds it for her and she rushes in.
    When she’s inside she starts thinking ‘I’m in a really good mood, I’ll share it with that Hostage’. So she looks over and says “T-G-I-F”!

    The Hostage looks at her and says “S-H-I-T”

    Roamy is startled then says “T-G-I-F” again.

    The Hostage, again, says “S-H-I-T”

    Roamy says “No, T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness Its Friday!”

    The Hostage replies “No, S-H-I-T, Sorry, Hon, Its Thursday.”

  60. I’m heading off to bed.

    Don’t bother to read Gravity’s Rainbow unless you’re not prepared to be frustrated, roamy. I’ve read it a bunch of times and I’m still not sure how it ends. But I still pick up a little more every time I read it. It’s a weird book like that.

    G’nite all.

  61. PA, hahahaha!!!

    That one’s going to be told at work today.

  62. Have a good day at work, everyone who works. The rest of y’all, I’ll see here later.

  63. Don’t sneeze.
    http://tinyurl.com/ov9bsd

  64. A good Thirsty Thursday to you all.

  65. Actually, Americano, the best lover I ever had was not well-endowed, and the worst lover was.

    If you don’t have it in the hips you’d better have it in the lips.

  66. Ok Mus, I’m gonna try to watch those later but we’re on our way out here in just a sec. I wanted to drop in and note that my field partner is once again in the bathroom washing her mudboots b/c they got dirty yesterday.

  67. What’s a field partner? And why are her mudboobs dirty?

  68. I tried “Gravity’s Rainbow”. As a doorstop.

    It mocks me from the bookshelf.

    We’ve discussed this before. On another blog.

  69. I went to the library yesterday and it didn’t have EITHER of the books I wanted.

    Federalist Papers
    The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

    Sigh. I could get them through inter-library loan, but I was still let-down.

  70. You could get the 2009 version, Carin:

    M’oo’oo’n is a Harsh Grammarian

  71. Roamy, I’m not sure what you mean about well endowed = bad lover. I’ll just sit here, licking my eyebrows, pondering what you meant.

    Hope you have a nice day.

  72. Ibuprofin? Yes please, four.

  73. WassamattaU?

  74. I’m not sure what you mean about well endowed = bad lover.

    Best lover’s quote was “first, several rounds of applause for the lady, then a standing ovation for the man.” Worst lover’s quote was “Did you? Oh, I’m sorry.”

  75. I got mauled by a dozen 2nd and 3rd graders last night.

  76. DiT, good to know you didn’t drown. Here, I got some Advil for ya.

  77. Ah yes, the pool party. I trust it was a smashing success.

  78. Fanks.

    My fingers aren’t pruny anymore

  79. Anyone know how Mr. sohos is doing?

  80. http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/05/27/Hearse-driver-stops-for-beer/UPI-85171243471695/

    Sean is a hearse driver?

  81. compost-I hadn’t heard anything about Count. You mean Mr PJMamma trying to push glass shards through his peen?

  82. “My fingers aren’t pruny anymore”
    But extreme shrinkage is still present.

  83. Carin
    The Federalist Papers are on line, if you like to read stuff online.
    http://avalon.law.yale.edu/subject_menus/fed.asp
    I also frequently use
    http://www.classic-literature.co.uk/
    and
    http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page
    I was thinking about buying Adam Smith, An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations,
    Then I found it at Gutenberg.

  84. Librairies suck!

  85. especially the pubic ones!

  86. But librarians are hot!

  87. >> extreme shrinkage

    thats not extreme, thats normal

  88. “thats not extreme, thats normal”

    haha- I was holding that one in my pocket for the right opportunity. Beat me to it.

  89. naughty librarians are hawt. Old biddies aren’t.

  90. You were holding Wiserbud’s extremely shrunken junk in your pocket?

    OK.

    Moving on, anything interesting planned for today?

  91. It’s better than holding it in my mouth like you do.

  92. But extreme shrinkage is still present.

    Hahahaha! Yeah, that’s a good one.

    Sorry, you’re right. Not teh Count. I meant Mr. PJM. He best use caution. If he’s pushing shards through his pee shooter, he could jack off and shoot the dog.

  93. Oh you could easily fit two, maybe three of these bad boys in your pocket.

    People gonna look at you funny though.

  94. Hi, Romy. I never named my wang. However, wimmens I’ve known have called it names before … just sayin’

  95. The only things I put in my mouth are food, whiskey (well, that’s a food, really), cigarettes, and bewbs.

  96. No vajayjay?

  97. Oh, you want to talk about what I’ll put my mouth ON, well, that’s a little different. I licked a toad once.

  98. My daughter is taking ballet classes now. She didn’t want to do T-Ball anymore because ballet is “fancier”.

    *visions of my wallet flying away, never to return*

  99. I licked a toad once.

    I’m still giggling like a mongoloid at that one.

  100. Oh, and Brad:
    Do musical instruments count?

  101. http://www.10news.com/news/19562217/detail.html

    This is OUTRAGEOUS.

  102. Do musical instruments count?

    Musical instruments xbrad puts in his mouth:

    skinflute

  103. I can barely play a CD, there’s no way I’m trying to play any musical instrument.

  104. Hi PattyAnn! *waves*

  105. This is OUTRAGEOUS.

    It’s the left coast, babe. I’m still waiting for both coasts to fall off into the ocean. When it happens, I’m going to get shitfaced on Bud and start speaking in tongues.

  106. I can barely play a CD, there’s no way I’m trying to play any musical instrument.

    skinflute

  107. PA, I saw that. And it is pretty outrageous. I’m wondering what turned the officials on to them. Probably some neighbors who didn’t like the extra traffic.

  108. Oh, cool. I’ll attempt to read it online.

  109. That’s outrageous. I wonder if their is some personal politics going on there.

  110. I think it’s outrageous how many time the word outrageous has been used in the last few comments.

  111. Don’t bother to read Gravity’s Rainbow unless you’re not prepared to be frustrated, roamy. I’ve read it a bunch of times and I’m still not sure how it ends. But I still pick up a little more every time I read it. It’s a weird book like that.

    Sounds like ‘The Man In The High Castle”. A different story everytime I read it, but then Dick was a serious mindbender like that.

  112. Good news/bad news comment:

    My son’s (child #2) guitar teacher told me yesterday that he needs a new teacher ’cause he’s taught him just about everything he knows. He’s only been taking lessons for about 18 months, but he’s really digging it and practices a lot.

    So, now, I don’t know what to do. I like his teacher- and I feel kinda bad. Oye. Plus, there is only one teacher there who he thinks could teach him and he’s not sure if the guy is going to leave because he’s gotten a full-time teaching gig. AND, the guy went to “BERKLEY”. I don’t know if I want my kids exposed to that.

  113. Honestly, I didn’t say it, but I think my situation is a tad outrageous.

  114. AND, the guy went to “BERKLEY”. I don’t know if I want my kids exposed to that.

    Large doses of reality can overcome misinformation. Stupid is forever, however.

  115. Carin, that would be outrageous to have to make a decision like that for your son.

    Outrageous is a FINE word.

  116. It’s an outrageous predicament. HONESTLY, I THINK IT DESERVES ALL CAPS.

  117. I find it outrageous that I have to work today. I have some major lolly-gagging to do I, and I just can’t seem to fine the time.

    It is outrageous. Outrageous, I say!!!

  118. I refuse to get caught up in this outrageous line of commenting.

  119. I’m kinda confused as to why no one has pulled a “I’M OUTRAGED” yet.

    That’s what this thread need. Yep.

  120. Hi Hostages.

    Anybody watch the new Mike Judge offering last night?

    http://abc.go.com/player/index?pn=index&show=211067&season=211066

    It was outrageous.

  121. I’m outraged that you folks left my cheese in the wind last night at Ace’s.

  122. I don’t watch new tv shows, Espkc. I wait until they’re a coupla years old. I don’t want to get burned again.

    Sniff sniff … Firefly … SOB.

  123. When the outrageous student is ready the outrageous master will appear.

  124. Sorry Carin. I tried, but couldn’t find my mojo. I even slipped in a FUCK SALT!!! Then I had to go home. Didn’t log back on after the kids went to bed.

    I am outraged that I am an utter failure.

  125. This egregious use of outrageous is contagious!

  126. It was a rather boring thread. If things hadn’t been ever MORE BORING (or, outrageously boring) at my house, I wouldn’t have been able to hang there as long as I did.

  127. I am outraged that I cannot bring my puppy to work with me!
    Oh and Boobies!

  128. When Ace posted the 10 qualifications of Sodamayor, I thought it was a outrageous opportunity for a long “things about Sonia” thread. But no one took the bait. I was outraged.

  129. I didn’t see that thread until this morning.

    I know, I know. Outrageous.

  130. Dethpicable!

  131. No use of despicable until we have thoroughly beaten outrageous like a dead horse.

  132. Dead horse, you say?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IU1bzZheWk

  133. No use of despicable until we have thoroughly beaten outrageous like a dead horse.

    That’s the most outrageous thing I’ve ever read!

  134. All you need to know is that Sonia is unfit for the bench.

    http://threesurethingsoflife.wordpress.com/

  135. How ’bout preposterous?

  136. But, but, but..Her life story is sooooooooo outrageously compelling!

  137. or egregeous?

  138. abominable works too.

  139. The outrage over Sonia’s despicable judicial temperament is simply preposterous.

  140. 3 points, Espkc

  141. Too many big wurds. My brain hurts.

    I read the hostages.

  142. I’m APPALLED!

  143. Did any one see the bit on Fox and Friends this morning that had Orbasim saying we are out of money, and then showing him proposing 200 billion here and 50 billion there.
    That was powerful good stuff. That needs to go mainstream.

  144. *waves at PattyAnn again to see if she missed the first wave or if she just, plain hates me*

  145. Does anyone else think it’s cute that muslihoon tries to give the hostages culture every Thursday?

  146. Hello, BrewFan. Yes, I missed it the first time.

  147. I’m outraged, PJM. I’ve gots me lots of culture.

  148. PJM, actually it always has me wondering when said singing stars will get stoned. There were scantily clad wimmins in previus Turkish videos, and then above.

  149. “Does anyone else think it’s cute that muslihoon tries to give the hostages culture every Thursday?”

    What’s even more scary is that more and more of us are actually reading the post and watching the vids.

  150. Oh I do too carin! It’s growing in my refrigerator right now.

  151. Oh, and beasnson goes in for his job orientation, all day tomorrow. Hopefully, real work begins the following week.

  152. Must. Kill. Daughter.

    She downloaded “Paper Planes” onto my iTunes. Oh lord. She’s NOT my child. This may be worse than her Hannah Montanna period.

  153. You know, those cultures are good for yeast infections. Eaten or applied directly.

  154. “Hannah Montanna period”

    Do these three words even go together yet?

  155. PJM, actually it always has me wondering when said singing stars will get stoned.

    Hah! I guess I’m not the only one who thinks that too. It’s weird. I see it and cringe thinking she’s sooooo gonna get a jihad on her heiney…….

    how do you spell hiney? which way?

  156. I will say, I enjoyed hearing the hannah montana girls singing with john travolta on the “Bolt” movie.

    John Travolta always sounds like he’s straining when he sings, but I like it.

  157. My sons have been successfully delivered into liking Metallica … Tool … normal stuff.

    My daughters are still lost to me.

  158. I’m enjoying, right now, some new downloads from APC. Live stuff I never heard. Very enjoyable. I’m going to run away with Maynard should he ever come for me.

  159. The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Dead Kennedys…its really hard to go wrong with the classics.

  160. *Humming “Holidays in Cambodia”*

  161. My sons have been successfully delivered into liking Metallica … Tool … normal stuff.

    hahahahahaha, I love you.

  162. PGM, I did go and download that old Cure stuff. Ha. Too good. Now, though, I have to wear long shirts to hid the cut marks.

  163. Car-in – I believe the guitar teacher may have been referring to the Berkelee School of Music in Boston. Not the crazy campus of the University of California.

    http://www.berklee.edu/

  164. This is very “Strong”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up5qSOBF9Z8

  165. AH! Well, though, I’m more concerned that the teacher might not be around for long.

    I don’t know what to do. I do appreciate the teacher’s honesty about it.

  166. The clouds are really low
    And they overflow with cotton candy
    And battle grounds red and brown

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDb2ZC99WQA

  167. I’ve been watching “Ghost in the Shell II: Innocence”. The art is amazing!

  168. PGM, I did go and download that old Cure stuff. Ha. Too good. Now, though, I have to wear long shirts to hid the cut marks.

    OMG!!! So true. I remember listening to the Smiths and I swear I could feel it sinking me into deep dark depression. Now that I’m older, I realize I really do have to pay attention to what I listen to, to make sure my moods stay elevated.

    This was one of those melancholy songs to me for some reason

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUEuBk7CKHk

  169. PJM-how’s PJD?

  170. BiW has very good taste in music.

  171. Rosetta Stoned.

  172. To confuse Berklee with Berkeley is outrageous.

  173. I so loved the Smiths. I saw them in concert. My roomates in college called me “Carin Smith.”

    Pathetic. I know.

  174. BiW has very good taste in music.

    Fuck you very much!

  175. 184 Drew, you are in SO much trouble.

    I just hope you don’t drag us all down with you.

    Posted by: NOT Carin at May 27, 2009 08:04 PM (+5ORu)

    Ok that’s funny. I’m enjoying going thru that thread. I freaking hate LGF!!!!

  176. I am so sorry.

    Does someone want to spank me?

  177. MCPO has the best taste in music.

  178. “The Headmaster’s Ritual” … omg, loved that song. Now I’m checking through Smiths songs. Look what you’ve done to me PJM.

  179. MCPO has the best taste in music muzak.

    FTFY

  180. PJM-hows PJD?

  181. elevator ride anyone?

  182. Ok, my last couple of comments are in teh spam bucket. anywho- I’ll write my comment differntly: pjmamma-how is pjdaddy?

  183. 18th floor please

  184. PJM, you may have missed it, cause you were gone, but my husband has passed many, MANY stones.

    And it is hard to fake the sympathy for an extended period of time.

  185. Patty Ann, those two stories you posted via links are, what I believe, examples of what will be attempted more and more as the Fringe Left tries to enslave everyone else w/their ridiculous ideology. I don’t know …. but I think a real fight is coming … and not just of words …. and sooner than any of us could have imagined.

  186. Sure it is. My wife’s been going through menopause for about three years.

  187. *wonders if any links to good music will be posted*

  188. Rosetta Stoned.

    The opening of that vid with the kid in bunny ears was a scene from Gummo. Worth checking out if you like disturbing movies and don’t mind seeing a dead cat mutilated.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119237/

  189. Rosetta Stoned is a great song. Save for two tracks, 10,000 Days is one kick ass disc.

    Chief, you want some lyrics? Check these:

    Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
    Such a heavy burden now to be the One.
    Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,.
    To write it down for all the world to see..

    But I forgot my pen.
    Shit the bed again . . . typical.

    It’s about a guy who swears he was approached by aliens to deliver a message to the human race to either shape up or be exterminated.

  190. Even worse: http://www.gundigest.com/article/gunrights_052709homegrownterrorist/

  191. I saw the LGF post a while ago, and saw PJM’s comment about reading it, but it is gone!

  192. I’ll write my comment differntly: pjmamma-how is pjdaddy?

    He hasn’t passed them yet, but he’s back to work.

    And it is hard to fake the sympathy for an extended period of time.

    hahahahahahaha

    I’m so evil.

  193. Oh I found it, my bad. Sorry. Teh Stupid me.

  194. *wonders if any links to good music will be posted*

    hahahahaha

    *kicks brewfan in the shin

  195. Don’t forget to say you will

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL9xOLpwI0I

  196. I LOVE Rosetta Stoned. One of their best, imho. But, of course, that’s a pretty hard thing to judge.

    The album is pretty gosh-darn good. Powerful music there.

  197. I find this picture compelling

    http://tinyurl.com/merhy3

  198. I find this picture compelling

    http://tinyurl.com/m6mdnu

  199. Quick poll. Should I ban my troll? whattaya think?.

  200. Compelling, yes. She’s not particularly attractive, it’s a fairly large ass, and yet, oddly compelling.

    Must be the red hair.

  201. All you wanna do. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxc8Sm0nXpE

  202. She’s not particularly attractive

    You don’t think she’s attractive? No wonder your schlong is blue.

  203. Forged. Read what I wrote, not what you want to see. I said she’s not PARTICULARLY attractive.

    She’s by no means UN-attractive, just doesn’t seem to be a classic beauty. And yet the photo is oddly compelling.

  204. I find this gif compelling

    http://tinyurl.com/nywqek

  205. Ahh ok.

  206. She looks like the chick from Mythbusters now that i quit spankin it think about it.

  207. Carin – if Bob and OceanCat keep throwing the racist tag around, you have every right to toss them out on their ears – after fair warning.

  208. Kari Byron?

  209. Yep, i’d pound that like a blacksmith on a three day meth binge.

  210. It gets so old.

  211. Carin, you have every right to toss them for no reason at all. No one says you have to have open comments.

    Commenting is a privilege, not a right.

  212. that’s hardly a big ass.

  213. Carin, what gets old? The “I’d hit it” thing, or being called a racist, loser, ODS’er, etc. by teh trolls?

    PJ, I didn’t say it was a big ass, I said it was fairly large. And the next time we meet, wear tighter jeans. I could barely tell what yours looked like.

  214. that’s hardly a big ass.

    Agreed.

    Once mesa sees that red hair, he’s going to start beating his dick like it owes him money.

  215. Commenting is a privilege, not a right.

    On this site, that would read “Commenting is primitive, and not right.”

  216. And for the record, I’d hit it like Tibbets on Hiroshima.

  217. And the next time we meet, wear tighter jeans. I could barely tell what yours looked like.

    hahahaha, I appreciate the advice.

  218. Or you could go sans pants, you know, if you wanted. Just a suggestion.

  219. Brad, you’ve met PJM in real life? Was it as bad as we think?

  220. carin, as someone who was only once blessed with a troll, who ran off screaming after round two, I ‘d be the wrong person to ask. On one hand, I enjoy peeling up huge slabs of reality and beating them like redheadded step-children, on the otherhand, they tend to be come a nuisance when the devolve into name-calling, ad hominems, and they display a complete inability to have an honst conversation about ANYTHING they allege.

  221. Or you could go sans pants, you know, if you wanted. Just a suggestion.

    Well bacony baco-s! that’s an even better idea!

    Brad, you’ve met PJM in real life? Was it as bad as we think?

    b-rad has a horrific glassy eyed drunken I have a double chin photo of me and him together. I almost wish he’d just show the photo of me in my bar wench outfit instead.

  222. Paulitics,

    Yep. Met PJ, PJ Daddy, and Ace, all in the same night. PJs breasts are real. And they’re spectacular.

    The woman can handle her booze, too, so she’s got that going for her.

  223. “PJs breasts are real. And they’re spectacular.”

    Can’t take your word for it. Need pictures. Now.

  224. eeesh, they’re REALLY bad photos.

    hell, mesa has even worse and I’m eternally grateful that he will not post them again. I was seriously WASTED that night.

  225. hahahaha, thanks b-rad

  226. MY EYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

    just kidding. you are a couple of cute kids.

  227. oh curse you!! you posted the drunk one.

    I’d like to state for the record that the bar maid one was before my tummy tuck. can’t you put some sort of disclaimer in there for me b-rad?

  228. Uh, PJ, that’s the NICE bar pic of you. Do you really want me to dig up the one with your eyes rolled back in your head?

  229. and the drunk photo is just hideous. I have a double chin, my nose looks ginormous. you can see where I discolored that one tooth from my drunken rollerblading accident.

    gah, I hate that photo

  230. you look good b-rad

  231. Uh, PJ, that’s the NICE bar pic of you. Do you really want me to dig up the one with your eyes rolled back in your head?

    hahahaha, nevermind. I’ll behave.

  232. PJ- How old are you? Looking at the photos, I would guess around 32 -33.

  233. Most impressive. Now, if they were only filled with beer instead of milk…

  234. When are we gonna see the new bellybutton?

  235. PJDaddy is one lucky dude. Well, ‘cept for the excrutiating pain of the kidney stones, that is. But he has a beautiful, charmiing wife.

  236. just turned 36 last month mcpo.

    you already saw my new bellybutton bart.

    http://pjmomma.wordpress.com/2008/07/06/tummy-tuck-results/

    promise, no icky in that photo, just my nice flat tummy

  237. PJDaddy is one lucky dude. Well, ‘cept for the excrutiating pain of the kidney stones, that is. But he has a beautiful, charmiing wife.

    awwwwwwwwwww, I’m so tickled to see that I’ve been able to fool you so.

    SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

  238. compost, post a pic of YOUR bellybutton

  239. You’re only 36? I thought we were a LOT closer in age.

  240. PJM – You are a very well preserved 36. As for you Xbrad, I have dirt in my yard that is younger than you!

  241. How old are you b-rad?

    I thought we were a LOT closer in age.

    and what’s that supposed to mean?

    I’d like to see bart’s bellybutton. we’ve seen his nips. let’s take this a little further.

    thank you mcpo. you’re as smooth as always.

  242. maybe in a few months when the abba-dabbas are finished

  243. thank you mcpo. you’re as smooth as always.

    So’s excrement. Unless its textured with corn ‘n stuff.

  244. maybe in a few months when the abba-dabbas zabbas are finished

    Oh, so you’re trying to eat to make them bigger?

  245. exactly

  246. So’s excrement. Unless its textured with corn ‘n stuff

    sometimes he’s nutty sometimes he’s corny He can be brown, or greenish-brown
    But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
    He might come to your town..

  247. 42

  248. How long will it take for the swelling to go down from your pec implants bart?

  249. probably the same as it took for my buttock implants

  250. HAHAHAHAHA!

  251. Heh reminded me of this

  252. Carin, you could ban Bob from commenting on your blog. On the other hand, having him around reminds us how lucky we are we don’t see the world through his eyes.

  253. Hey, shit, I was just about to post that picture.

    Well, here’s a shot of Bart’s implants: http://tinyurl.com/lzkdok

  254. Carin, you could ban Bob from commenting on your blog. On the other hand, having him around reminds us how lucky we are we don’t see the world through his eyes.

  255. that can’t be comfortable to sit on. aren’t they afraid they’ll pop?

  256. The fuck?

    http://tinyurl.com/nud62a

  257. Wow I double dipped. Wonder what happened.

  258. Looks like Prince on steroids.

  259. MOM!!! CLINTBIRD’S GETTING HIS SALIVA ALL OVER THIS THREAD!!!!

  260. Damn, fr … quick get me some eye bleach.

  261. And I WAS about to say something nice about pjm.

  262. This thread has taken a horrible wrong turn, from PJM’s big baloogas to that creature in the water.

  263. And I WAS about to say something nice about pjm.

    hahahaha, it’s more fun to be mean.

    I feel at home.

  264. Yes, I understand.

  265. Anyone getting off on the 23rd floor?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzDUi_L6MzA

  266. Anybody understand the new header?

  267. I always thought Norah Jones was smoking hot, in a kind of a clueless hippie chick way.

  268. hahahaha, it’s more fun to be mean.

    I feel at home.

    Hahahahahaha! I couldn’t agree more, burritohead. Now get me a beer, and move faster than you did last time, wench!

  269. Hahahahahaha! I couldn’t agree more, burritohead. Now get me a beer, and move faster than you did last time, wen

    *breathes sigh of relief

    I got yer beer right here. Well, I have the yeast at least.

  270. Forged – Look where the guy in the blue jackets left hand is.

  271. After all, isn’t that a sport that frequently uses the term “header” … maybe this was just gettin’ ready?

  272. Anybody understand the new header?

    I missed that too. Thanks for the explanation MCPO. I was getting ready to charge up your rascal for you.

  273. Heh, missed that

  274. Haven’t heard this in a while

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6zBjYIyz-0

  275. My ears are bleeding. Please stop.

  276. Forged – ^and with good reason!^

  277. You know why i like this tune? It made fun of wiggas ten years before anybody else

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h3ynPZEOM4

  278. One of my most hated tunes of all time, hearing it makes me want to hurt cute puppies

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPs7-5feq-M

  279. I want to beat the shit out of every person in this video for inflicting it upon the world

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdKJBxWZdoI

  280. Damn! I wish you’d shut the fuck up!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVllKtvNHFs

  281. Forged – Just beat yourself senseless with a tire iron and save the rest of us the misery!

  282. Heh, it’s most hated tunes of all time day

  283. Forged – give me the google earth coordinates to your home please.

  284. hahaha, I like that song for some reason. Something’s wrong with me.

  285. Which one? Sophie Hawkins? I like it too but if you tell anybody i’ll say you’re lying.

    This one though, i really do hate, being pretentious and anorexic is no way to go through life

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTpvjNn2BUM

  286. Forged – give me the google earth coordinates to your home please.

    Heh, no way jose. I hate that too by the way, it’s pretty damn creepy.

  287. Meh, gotta actually go out and do some shit. bbl

  288. Forged – GIVE ME THE COORDINATES OF YOUR HOME – NOW!!!!

    *readies codes and double keys for launch sequence*

  289. we were trying to look up my bil’s house in alaska. we couldn’t remember the address, only the general area. Since there’s not a ton of homes in the area, we figured we could just scroll a bit till we found it.

    we couldn’t. we called the BIL up and said where’s your casa dude. He said, see that one area with the cloud? My house is under that. It’s a clear sky EVERY WHERE except where his house is.

  290. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVllKtvNHFs

    One of the best love songs of all time, and forged no likey.

  291. PJM – How the hell am I going to be able to stalk you iffin your house is obscured by a cloud?!?!

  292. No, I don’t like the sophie b hawkins one. I like the edie brickwhatever her name is song

  293. Good news – found a doctor that can take me next week rather than 3 weeks out – regarding rotator cuff.

    Bad news – Mr. Beasn just got word that their 401k is going bye-bye – better to cut this than let go of more people at this time. I’m sure when Shitforbrains commie legislation is fully in place, most jobs go bye-bye.

    Later…off to make the donuts.

  294. Somebody open a window. This post smells like old people.

  295. Laura – Your relevant commentary is only exceeded by your beauty.

  296. Oh, looks who pipes up at the old people crack!

    HA HA HAAA

  297. Hey, MCPO, did the missus tell you I offered her twenty bucks for a pic of your hiney?

  298. Busting the Myth:

    http://www.gifbin.com/981944

  299. Speaking of most hated songs ever, what’s the name of the song with that screechy chick whose voice is like nails on a chalkboard and she keeps caterwauling, “what’s going on?”

    And no, don’t give any shit about Marvin Gaye.

  300. me. give me shit.

    THere.

  301. PJM – How the hell am I going to be able to stalk you iffin your house is obscured by a cloud?!?!

    I dunno. Do you know how hard it’s gonna be for me to find the place? I’m gonna have to look up the whole time to see if I can spot the cloud. Plus, I highly doubt that cloud will look the same from below.

  302. Looks like a giant penis from here.

    Oh wait, that’s just c3po.

  303. Speaking of most hated songs ever, what’s the name of the song with that screechy chick whose voice is like nails on a chalkboard and she keeps caterwauling, “what’s going on?

    ok yeah, I hate that song and the BZ’s that sing it. 4 non-blondes

  304. Speaking of most hated songs ever, what’s the name of the song with that screechy chick whose voice is like nails on a chalkboard and she keeps caterwauling, “what’s going on?”

    I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of this one

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXcQGsoDkDk

  305. No, I don’t like the sophie b hawkins one.

    Oh, well, neither do i then.

  306. Damn, everytime I go to youtube I get the flash player error. So I install, reboot, and still can’t play the song.

  307. Oh, well, neither do i then.

    hahahahahaha

  308. Damn, everytime I go to youtube I get the flash player error. So I install, reboot, and still can’t play the song.

    Are you using IE or Firefox?

  309. What’s up, smart, funny people. And MCPO?

  310. Hey Americano. How’s the tan?

  311. Racist.

  312. IE.

  313. Heheheheheh.

    I make fun of everyone equally. Except for retired Navy chiefs.

  314. Pauly, you might try Mozilla Firefox. No guarantees, but I’ve have plenty of problems with IE that simply vanish when I use Firefox. IE is teh suxor x100.

  315. ok you guys. I’m going on my job orientation in a bit. I’m nervous. I’m not really sure I can handle a job like this.

  316. “except for retired navy chefs”

    Why not? Have ever tasted the food they cooked?

  317. I’m not really sure I can handle a job like this.

    Just remember, if you can’t take it all, use your hand to compensate. Be sure to play with the twins, and most importantly, NO TEETH!

  318. “I’m not really sure I can handle a job like this.”

    Flash your Golden Globes. They’ll make accommodations.

  319. I typed chiefs.

    Now GO COUNT YOUR DICK!

  320. Well, off to a serious business meeting at a bar at a golf course drinking beer. In Brad’s hood, no less. Is this a great country, or what?

  321. Hello!

  322. hahahaha, compos. I’m going to be taking eyeballs out of dead bodies and cutting corneal tissue off some of them.

  323. or wait, did you know that when you said, “can’t take it all” and “use your teeth”

    {{{SHUDDER}}}

  324. YAY! Hi Tat!!

  325. I’m going to be taking eyeballs out of dead bodies and cutting corneal tissue off some of them.

    Don’t worry, pj. I’m sure you’re cut out for the job ; )

    Just keep an eye out for that corpse-humping necro Rosetta.

  326. Hi PJM. Have fun w/ the job orientation thing.

  327. Just keep an eye out for that corpse-humping necro Rosetta.

    Thank goodness my job is not dickremoval huh?

  328. Actually that’d be funny PJM.

  329. What?! Testicle transplants are outlawed under Teh One’s National Healthcare Scam?!?!?

    . . . the fuck?

  330. Actually that’d be funny PJM.

    SLICE!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahahaha, you’re right tat. Kinda sounds fun even saying it out loud.

  331. SLICE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sounds like MCPO’s golf game.

  332. Yep, PJM. If you were any good at the dickremoval, you probably wouldn’t have 67 kids.

  333. Yep, PJM. If you were any good at the dickremoval, you probably wouldn’t have 67 kids.

    I despise people that bring logic into discussions with me.

  334. PJM have you just decided to not reply to my emails anymore?

  335. You know you’re totally gonna have to share a post or twelve about your new job.

  336. Hello?

  337. heh. I know where Paulitics is having his meeting. I should go in there and yell for him…

    “Paul, Paul! Dammit, answer me!!!”

  338. Peppered beef jerky.

  339. PJM have you just decided to not reply to my emails anymore?

    What email? I haven’t been on there since this morning.

  340. I reply to you, you just ignore me. That’s ok, tho. I understand.

  341. I reply to you, you just ignore me. That’s ok, tho. I understand.

    hahahaha, I just replied. Look, if you want me to just bring the discussion here we can. I really don’t understand your obsession with Padres baseball anyways. Look, I’m a San Diegan. I love them, but your obsession’s a bit out of control.

  342. Hello, not Padres. Omaha Royals. Duh.

  343. Ooooooooooooh

    *shrugs shoulders

    It all makes sense now. My apologies.

  344. What-ever. Don’t play coy like that.

  345. Fine, you know I want you baby. I’ll pick you up tonight.

  346. Clothing optional?

  347. **THUD**

  348. K, gotta go take a shower so I can be ready for PJM.

  349. RAWR

    she makes me so hawt when she talks like that

  350. someone was reading comments from last night

  351. “someone” do you mean the Ace of Spades commenter?

  352. San Diaaaago.

    It means “a whale’s vagina”.

  353. It means “a whale’s vagina”.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  354. *sidles up to MCPO, puts head on his shoulder*

  355. ok. I’m leaving. I will come back and tell you guys whether I got to see any eyeballs get cut out today and whether I puked, or whether they just talked to us. or if they held us hostages and actually removed our eyeballs.

  356. oh hi romy!!

    bbl

  357. *sidles up to MCPO, puts head on his shoulder*

    HEY!

  358. Wait PJM, I’m out of the shower and “dressed”.

  359. Xbrad, I’ll do a naughty librarian imitation for you later. Just need something steady right now.

  360. Doesn’t even look like MCPO is here right now, kiddo.

    How you holding up? Hubby? The kids?

  361. Crap. Doesn’t even look like Roamy is here right now.

    *crickets chirping*

  362. Had to answer the phone. Dad is holding up, my daughter was being obnoxious. I’m tired.

  363. It’s kinda dead in here Xbrad. How’re you doing? When’s your interview w/ TJoe’s again?

  364. Interview was this morning. Turns out it was almost more of a courtesy thing. He liked me, but doesn’t have any open slots. I’m on the list tho.

  365. Carin, what gets old? The “I’d hit it” thing, or being called a racist, loser, ODS’er, etc. by teh trolls?
    k

    Being called a racist. The “I’d hit it” thing never gets old.

  366. Where’s PJM? I wanna talk to her about her tummy tuck.

  367. Well, phooey, I was hoping that would work out for you, Xbrad.

  368. xbrad, you could come here and lick my windows. I pay minimum wage.

  369. Ugh, well at least you’re on the list.

  370. Carin, she went to go to learn how to cut eyeballs out of dead people. She’ll be back after throwing up.

    Tho I don’t see how it can be worse than changing diapers.

  371. Hmmm. Poor in Michigan, or poor in SoCal….. That’s a tough one…

  372. Fine. I’ll just force my kids to lick the windows.

  373. Car.in, do you like drain tubes?

  374. Honey, I’m home!

  375. So, XBrad, what properly constitutes the look of a naughty librarian? Shirt with a couple buttons undone? Hair up or down? I would expect glasses to be a part of it.

  376. One, maybe two buttons undone on a crisp white shirt. Hair up (preferably a chestnut brown, but other shades are acceptable, but no blondes!), And of course, the glasses.

  377. Oh, for the tummy tuck? I can handle it. After the mess with donating my kidney I think I could man-up and handle a few drain tubes.

  378. My waist is uneven because of that. Poofs out a bit on my left side.

  379. Who got your kidney?

  380. Oh no xbrad! I really hoped that would be the one

  381. My dad.

  382. The operation was supposed to be laproscopic, but when they cut my renal artery, the clip sliced it open and they had to open me quick. So I’ve got the Lap holes AND a ten inch (crooked) scar. A week in the hospital. Oye.

  383. That’s a heckuva gift! I don’t even like thinking about my internal organs.

  384. AND a ten inch (crooked) scar

    Tattoo’ll cover that right up ;)

  385. I don’t even like thinking about my internal organs.

    Your liver’s well aware of your lack of concern.

  386. yeah, just make it a snake or something

  387. Mmmm. Tattoo on Carin action. Sounds good. But won’t PJ get jealous?

  388. Or a rose stem with thorns.

  389. So … a tat of what ? A dick? lol

  390. Your liver’s well aware of your lack of concern.

    you’re confusing me with the other’s lushes around here

  391. But won’t PJ get jealous?

    Nah, PJM’s cool w/ sharing.

    Hahahaha Carin, only if you feel you need one.

  392. Once you donate a kidney, you’re out for donating your liver. so, I can’t help any of you guys out.

    You can do it the other way. Liver first and then a kidney.

  393. This thread is seriously slow, so. . . NEW POST UP!!!

  394. you’re confusing me with the other’s lushes around here

    Hmm, pretty sure not. But if you wanna run w/ that charade then I’ll play along.

  395. oh we can play alright

    but drinking won’t be involved — I hardly touch the stuff

  396. What about brains?

    BRRAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!

  397. good one, rfh

    too bad everyone’s gone

    now scoot!

  398. Brad, I didn’t know you were looking for a job. What do you do? Seriously.


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