One of these days. . .

Someone suggested today that I only post “elevator music”. This may be true in the sense that every generation’s music is eventually co-opted by commerce. Most of you have heard the music I enjoy as part of some commercials.

As this may be the last American generation to experience capitalism, lets all guess what products might be associated with the following songs, shall we?

I would guess Zanax.

I’m thinking Rolex

The West Hollywood Transgender and Heart Transplant Surgery Center??

605 Comments

  1. This is the best post in over a year on this site!!!!

  2. This post sux.

  3. Third!

  4. Maybe if you had some Tool up there.

  5. fagth!

  6. Carin – Thank you, I “love” you right back! Now. . .SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

  7. Your videos are broke.

  8. MCPO, tat was hitting on me in the previous thread. You’ve interrupted us.

  9. Tattoo – Weird. They all worked in preview>

  10. i have a huge jagged scar on my back Carin. I hate it.

  11. We can pick up here Carin. I’m easy that way.

  12. Heh, all three don’t play.

  13. can you tattooo scar tissue?

  14. tat you are a player ;)

  15. The scar does NOTHING to improve my abs. THAT’s why I want to talk to PJM. Five kids. One section. Then the kidney thing. I work out a LOT, but I think I’ve gotten my abs as good as I can. I need the miracle of surgery.

  16. Yeppers Uni. It depends on the size, age of the scar.

  17. Scars on chicks are HOT! I’ve got a scar above one of my eyes, on my chin and on one of my thighs, all from motorcycle wrecks when i raced moto.

  18. forged this one down my back and the one on my leg are disgusting…

  19. I have the c-section scar, various ones from a bicycle wipeout, and one on my ass from climbing onto the roof of a hotel.

  20. tat you are a player

    Nuh-uh!

  21. My section scar isn’t bad. Actually, I can’t even FIND it. MY doc was so proud of himself of the job he did. LOL.

  22. Lemme see the hotel accident one.

  23. …and one on my ass from climbing onto the roof of a hotel.

    Do tell…

  24. Mine’s bad. The boy child was breech and 9 lbs. 14 oz. It goes across then zags up.

  25. I have a small scar on my bum-bum.

  26. it wasn’t from birthin’ tho

  27. The one on my back is 10 inches long and jagged and the one on my leg looks like a nike symbol

  28. Okay, I can see this one coming, can’t you? I will show you mine if you’ll show me yours. Oh, the shame, teh gross, teh disgusting … Hey, does anyone have a camera?

  29. hahahaha bart

  30. everyone has seen mine clint (leg)

  31. On my other puter I have a nasty picture of my kidney scar. I’m so not sharing it.

  32. I saw it Sohos. It’s not that bad. I had some surgery scars to deal with and have used scar removal ointment on them. It took awhile but they are mostly now unnoticeable.

  33. i have stretch marks that run from my chest to my biceps

  34. I am going through a tube of mederma a week.

  35. Meanwhile, at Rosetta’s place. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs

  36. you can use mederma on those bart and they will fade with about 3 months of use

  37. Hotel accident scar – a sci-fi convention in VA, we had the entire top floor of the hotel. Someone had left a ladder on the balcony, going up to the roof. Alcohol was involved, so several of us went up to the roof. I was wearing a costume modeling after this character
    http://tinyurl.com/l9qdql
    except a short skirt instead of pants. When I was getting off the ladder onto the roof, the skirt caught, and I went down. I am happy that I only got caught by the ladder and did not end up a pancake on the sidewalk below.

  38. I have stretchmarks…, well I have some.

  39. I’ll try it sohos

  40. try mederma, tootles

    I heard it’s good

  41. I do not have many cool scars. The coolest one is from a getting hit with a machete. 15 stitches and scrape the bone clean of the splinters.

  42. try mederma, tootles

    I heard it’s good

    Thanks Uni.

  43. I was wearing a costume modeling after this character…

    ahhhh, yes, Broccoli Girl

  44. Anyone ‘member how long PJM was “out”/down for the count after her tummy tuck?

  45. Oh, and Toots, the stuff comes with an applicator…

    me!

  46. Mederma is what I’ve used too. Stay with it, give it time to work, and it will help tremendously.

  47. Oh, and Toots, the stuff comes with an applicator…

    me!

    Hahahahahaha.

    Is that to make up for the off-time on the tick checking?

  48. Check her blog Car in she blogged it

  49. you mean her revocery time or her post-op unconcious time?

    I think she was on her butt for several days, Car/in.

  50. There are some heavy-lifting restrictions for a while.

  51. You still having problems with ticks?

  52. Not so much this week ‘cuz it’s been fucking raining.

  53. The rain cutting into your nature walks, is it?

  54. 15 stitches and scrape the bone clean of the splinters.
    Ow ow ow!!!

  55. The rain cutting into your nature walks, is it?

    I wish. Rain, shine, whatever we’re out in it.

  56. Eh. Not a lot of scars for a guy who was on a first name basis with the staff of the ER as a kid.

  57. ‘Sup, fagz?

  58. Only cool scar I have is about a 4 inch crooked one just above the hairline, I did that with the steering wheel of a 1965 Chrysler.

    Got a little one on my left forefinger from a squirrel bitin me when I was a kid. Who knew they would hang on like that? Not me.

  59. Ice cream sounds yummy right now.

  60. I got lots of scars. Longest one is about seven inches on my right hip, which I dislocated in the second grade in a playground accident.

  61. I read comments at H2

    My soul has scars no cream can erase.

  62. It definitely sounds like a good story, how many people get chopped by a machete? A guy hired me and my buddy to cut the cattails out of the pond in his back yard. My buddy swung his machete it hit the water and acted like a rudder and turned right into my leg.

  63. I’ve got a z-shaped scar on my right wrist from when I was a freshman in high school. I knocked over a glass in my kitchen cupboard, and the thing exploded, ripping open my skin. No damage to the vein, thankfully, but I took a lot of shit from people making suicide-attempt jokes.

  64. I fell off my motorcycle and put my right elbow behind my left ear. Dislocated shoulders hurt. Another time I was going around a corner and a girl on a horse was on the trail. I turned out into the palmettos. Hit a tree stump with all my weight on my left foot. Hurt like a Mofo. I took my boot off and my sock. Something looked funny, the girl on the horse threw up (my first clue) then I went 1,2, ?,?,? shouldn’t there be 5? Oh Shit!

  65. I have exclusive video of papapamama at her orientation.

    She’s the black guy at :25

  66. Vmax, you still have a motorcycle?

  67. …boots are gonna walk all over you.

  68. Newest scar is from staph, yech.

  69. do people still say “knockin boots”?

    that was popular for a while

  70. I’ve heard it before Uni, but not very often.

  71. http://tinyurl.com/pzsgev

    Found at Ace’s.

    I’m in love.

  72. it’s a black thing — then white people started saying it to be cool

  73. Page not found

  74. I have one of these Romy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiBc2ldq4_I&feature=related

  75. nice link, dummy

  76. Crap I will fix that

  77. not you, V

    I was talking to sox’s human.

  78. Really? Link worked fine for me. Never mind. Just a hot chick in a bikini with an AR15.

  79. How the hell do you talk to someone for an hour and a half on the phone? What could you possibly have to say to another human being for that long?

  80. I suppose if you were reciting the Constitution and all it’s amendments. Would that take that long?

  81. Is that a Yamaha Warrior??

    Damn, I am jealous. I have a piddly 750 CC bike.

  82. I sold my Vmax when I bought my house. It paid for the central A/C I am loving right now. After a few years I bought a warrior. I had already established my online name as Vmaximus, and I could not think of a cool Latin name for warrior.

    I am drooling on one of these, a bike so ugly it is cool
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxK_CD_sbhg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxK_CD_sbhg

    but the 2009 Vmax is teh awesome! My whimpy (vmax) 150 hp has been bumped to 200.
    Teh warrior has 90 after tweeks.

  83. Vmax, I would like a ride, pretty please.

    Tat, personal record for me is four hours on the phone, and the conversation never lulled.

  84. Crap I thought I deleted the http

  85. 4 hours?! Gah, if I can’t wrap my stuff up w/in 5 min then the convo’s gone on way too long.

  86. Vmax, I would like a ride, pretty please.

    Romy, did you consider all of the implications of that statement before hitting submit?

  87. I’m not big on talking on the phone. There’s not that many people I wanna talk to, and fewer that I want to talk to for very long.

  88. Romy, did you consider all of the implications of that statement before hitting submit?

    Yep. Why not? Everyone’s being super nice to me, so I’m waiting for the dam to break and the real Hostages to emerge.

    And the four-hour conversation was quite helpful. I had my cell phone plugged in to the charger, the ear bud in my ear, and my friend kept me entertained on a long boring drive. At one point, we were singing Irish drinking tunes.

  89. Oh I see what I did. Sorry.

    Romy,
    In spite of what Tattoo thinks I am a gentleman. I would be happy to give you a ride on my motorcycle. (and if… never mind)

    Here is the new Vmax. It costs as much as a freaking car!!!!!!!11111eleven111!!!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxxDIpGafb0&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GV_uwEAKn0&feature=related

  90. Eh, Vmax is the most frightening looking of the PoL pics, but the most solicitous towards the wimmens. I’d have been shocked if he’d made a reference to the “ride” beyond something like: “Sure. Hop on.”

  91. xbrad talks to Sox for at least 3 hours a day.

  92. Vmax does not have the most frightening PoL pic.

  93. Hahahahahaha

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1jzVJjk32E

  94. The one and only WP thought I lookes like Paul Sr on OCC.
    I scared you a little didn’t I Tattoo?

  95. Hell, I can’t find Sox for 3 hours a day.

    Besides, I’d only worry if Sox talked to me for 3 hours a day.

    Tat, I think in a pinch, I could take just about any of the other Hostages, if my life depended on it. Not Vmax tho.

  96. I am glad X,
    but you can still be my friend. If you ever get to Fla I have a spare room you can share.

  97. Vmax does not have the most frightening PoL pic.

    Who has your vote, Tat? I say Eddiebear with that shirt and the camel.

  98. Paul Sr on OCC.
    I scared you a little didn’t I Tattoo?

    Nopers. My Dad looks a bit like him.

  99. Who has your vote, Tat?

    Umm, can I plead the 5th here?

  100. I was interviewed by the http://www.grrswf.org/ tonight. The lady that interviewed me was a HOT!!!!!!!! Brit. With a Huge rack!!!! She would give Sohos and PJM a run for their money. I am now approved to foster Golden Retrievers with them.
    http://www.grrswf.org/
    Yes Tampa Bay is not quite SW Florida, but they are growing.

  101. Hi, Everyone.

    Xbrad, how did your interview go?

  102. If you ever get to Fla I have a spare room you can share.

    Share with whom? Bear? I’m cool with that…

  103. this boobs song…it’s good

    http://tinyurl.com/kls99t

  104. The interview itself went well, but they don’t have any slots. He’s just “talent scouting” right now.

  105. Are they looking for management level people?

  106. Bear or Zeke or Mesa if he moves south. It is empty now, except for my extra crap in the closet.

  107. No, Mare, they grow their own. I’d start on the floor part time like everyone else.

  108. Vmax, I watched that video of Zeke and got a big kick out of it. I liked the way Bear went over to investigate what Zeke was barking about. So cute.

  109. Well, I hope you get something that you like. Imagine the fun comments when you start working with the public in retail. People can be so goofy.

  110. If your boobs are just okay, well, they may not be.

    (deep thoughts)

  111. Mr. RFH worked one summer in a toy store and one summer shoveling horse shit at the county stables. He said the stables job was much, much better. I say it was good training for working for the guvmint.

  112. My very first street bike.
    gpz

    Thanks Mare!

  113. And Bear left when I told him.
    Bear is a good boy.

  114. My dad had a Kawasaki 1300 (1330?) at one point in time. Before that he had a Yamaha 750.

  115. RFH, are you doing okay?

  116. This morning at 5am I heard thunder. Zeke barked too.
    I laid there contemplating the sweet sweet seductress of going back to sleep……… or puddles.

    Someone as hot as Mare or Tattoo?

    or puddles?

    I took him out.

    I am missing 4 hours of sleep this week.
    F*&%$#&^%%$
    ^&&**(%$#@@
    I want to sleep

  117. Puppies are like babies, you made the right choice..hhahahaha

  118. S-o-o-o, Is everyone here behaving themselves?

  119. I can’t wait for the new Burn Notice and In Plain Sight. USA network puts out some good shows.

  120. Thanks for asking, Mare. I haven’t been sleeping very well, and my daughter was obnoxious today. The sympathy cards have been coming in, and I am blessed with many good and caring friends.

  121. Is carin still around?

    Hi guys!

  122. PJ – Did you puke??

  123. I hate it when my kids are obnoxious. I want to choke them

  124. I drove by a yard sale last Sunday and they had a Honda Shadow? 500 for sale. Looked like a big moped.

  125. Aww poor Vmax. Get him a diaper?!

  126. “I was interviewed by the http://www.grrswf.org/ tonight. The lady that interviewed me was a HOT!!!!!!!! Brit. With a Huge rack!!!!”

    Had a neighbor like that. Did my damndest to hit it. Sadly, she married some ruthless trial lawyer from San Diego who — get this — had a job.

    Whore.

  127. Hey Brad, I asked in the last thread… what kind of job are you looking for? And what do you do? (Not including teh gay stuff)

  128. oh it was a bummer MCPO. it was an orientation and they had about 20 other people applying for the position I was applying for and one other position they had there.

    These people all had bachelor’s degrees and used to be nurses. Or are still nurses.

    I’m a stay at home mom of four and have hardly worked the past 10 years.

    Anyhoo, they passed out a sheet of paper. My real interview one on one is next Tuesday at 1pm

  129. Romy, you just went through a big life change. My dad is 91 and my mother is 84. I know that it will happen for me too and even though I know it’s coming it’s hard to imagine.

    I’m glad you had such good support. Ahhh friends.

  130. PJM, you’ll knock em dead with your personality. Although the people you will be working with will be dead already.

  131. hahahaha, I really think they dead people will like me. I really do.

  132. “San Diego who — get this — had a job.
    Whore.”

    Woman can be so whorish.

  133. “S-o-o-o, Is everyone here behaving themselves?”

    MCPO, are you ignoring my question to you on the previous thread? If so, then I am behaving. If not, then I am behaving.

  134. Dad has a lot of good friends, too. They have been checking on him. Two of them, God bless ’em, mowed the lawn last week when we were at the hospital.

  135. I’ve never found my job status an impediment for meeting nice ladies.

  136. “I really think they dead people will like me. I really do.”

    Yes they will. And if not, they are stupid.

  137. poor romy. that’s gotta be hard. It was so unexpected.

  138. Those old Kaws were cool Romy.
    I wished I could afford a KZ 1000 or a KZ 1200
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kawasaki_Kz1000

    Paulitics
    Her hubby was along. he was a wimp but was a gun owner (so was she!) CCW carining
    He carries a Kahr PM9 and sh carried a 9 mm

  139. PA- Sorry, I didn’t see it. A little preoccupied tonight.

  140. “I’ve never found my job status an impediment for meeting nice ladies.”

    MCPO, you are a woman lover. Most of the men here are also women lovers. Meaning (short version), they like the company of women it’s not just a sexual thing. It’s attractive to women.

  141. I asked if your missus told you I offered her twenty bucks to uncover your hiney on that picture.

  142. PJM, do you think it’s a job you could really do?

  143. Yes they will. And if not, they are stupid.
    Yeah. I’ll give them the silent treatment. That’ll show em.

    as far as it being a job I can do? I dunno. You’ve never seen nothing till you’ve experienced the dead chicken barrel at an egg ranch.

  144. PJM, actually Mom had heart trouble for years, she just always fought back. Battle was too long this time.

    I’ve never found my job status an impediment for meeting nice ladies.
    I can see that. I doubt it’s affected XBrad, either.

  145. I’ve never found my job status an impediment for meeting nice ladies.

    Since most of them haven’t worked since their factory jobs during WWII, yeah, the pickings are good at the retirement home.

  146. “I asked if your missus told you I offered her twenty bucks to uncover your hiney on that picture.”

    And PattyAnn is a man lover. Like most of the women here. We like the company of men. PattyAnn also happens to have a hiney fetish.

  147. PA- You HARLOT!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  148. “it’s not just a sexual thing.”

    News to me.

  149. We do love men.

  150. Yo, y’all

    So, did anyone else notice Jewstin commenting at Ace’s, while pimping the Hostages?

    You GO, Jewstin!

  151. Paulitics,

    I’ve mostly worked in the financial industry since leaving the Army. Most of that time was as a glorified Admin assistant, but I did some trading and a lot of portfolio design, primarily for non-profits.

    Not to be immodest, but I’m great on the phone, and surprisingly good with clients.

  152. What thread, Wiser?

  153. MCPO, I did that ‘what type shoe’ quiz over at FaceChimp and it gave me stripper heels. Can you believe that???

  154. “Not to be immodest, but I’m great on the phone, and surprisingly good with clients.”

    xbrad, that’s not surprising.

  155. Mare – I was taught, firstly, a respect for women. I think that is the difference. I’ve lived in open-bay barracks and 147 man berthing compartments. I can tell you that not all men respect woman.

  156. It’s attractive to women.

    So is the self-confidence. Perhaps it’s being the alpha male, perhaps it’s the military training and knowing what your abilities are.

  157. ” I can tell you that not all men respect woman.”

    That is exactly the point. Lots of men don’t.

  158. So b-rad’s a secretary

  159. cocky is teh hawt

  160. Can you believe that???

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!!*

    *sarcastically

  161. What thread, Wiser?

    The Craig T. Nelson thread. He wasn’t actually pimping it, but he did have us linked in his name.

  162. Let’s talk. I work with VCs, PE guys, investment bankers, money managers, the lot.

  163. Time for me to sign off and let Mr. RFH run a back-up on this meshugginah machine. Good night, y’all!

  164. The Craig T. Nelson thread. He wasn’t actually pimping it, but he did have us linked in his name.

    oh that’s so sweet and cute!!

  165. “cocky is teh hawt”

    But not the New Jersey, orange face, jewelry cocky.

  166. Thanks, Wiser.

  167. night romy

  168. Romy – Has anyone licked your glasses today?

  169. So b-rad’s a secretary

    Yeah. So? I’m a pretty damn good one at that.

  170. Sweet dreams, Romy. You’re going to sleep well tonight, damn it!

  171. I can tell you that not all men respect woman.

    No, really?

    (Nobody tell MCPO about this newfangled “rap music.”)

  172. Mare – That is North Jersey.

  173. Brad,

    I’d give you my email here, but then PJM and all the other broads with augmented racks would start sending me naked pictures of them. On the downside, lauraw would send me naked pictures of her hump.

    ———

    “broads with augmented racks ”
    I say that like it’s a bad thing. It’s not. Although I prefer real ones, like Rosetta’s.

  174. paulitics,

    Got an email address I can reach you at? I’ll fire off a resume and a phone number to you.

  175. Oh,

    Please, email me at “xbradtc at yahoo dot com”

  176. “I say that like it’s a bad thing. It’s not. Although I prefer real ones, like Rosetta’s”

    Yea!

  177. No problem, Brad. How do I do that?

  178. **tucks Roamy in with a copy of “Heat Dissipation Technologies for Manned Spacecraft”**

  179. I dont’ have an augmented rack thank you very much

    Yeah. So? I’m a pretty damn good one at that.

    I missed it this year, but I”m going to send you flowers next year for secretary’s day.

  180. Sure, yeah, whatever, PJM.

  181. It’s “Administrative Professional’s Day”

  182. PJM, how’s PJD? Has he tinkled out his stones yet?

  183. Here you go, Brad….

  184. Sure, yeah, whatever, PJM.

    Oh that’s it!! I suppose I have to post pictures to prove it don’t I?

    PJM, how’s PJD? Has he tinkled out his stones yet?

    Nope, he went to work today, but came home early and is all vicodented up on the couch right now.

    I dont’ know how to spell vicodyn. vicodent vicoden

  185. PJM, no you don’t have to post them for all these low-lifes to see. Just send them to a high-quality person such as myself, who will use discernment and good judgment and tissue paper.

  186. Paulitics, say something that makes me want to kill you (but not to mean because I’m sensitive).

  187. hahahaha, you’re too good to me paulitics

    I’d be a much better secretary for you than b-rad. Seriously. I can type like 10 words a minute. I even know how to answer the phone even though it does annoy me a bit. My hair’s almost long enough to wear in a bun and I can stick a pencil behind me ear real good like.

  188. Mare, you don’t sweat too much for a fat girl.

  189. To be fair to Xbrad, I would have been lost without my Admin Assistant and my Driver!

  190. “Mare, you don’t sweat too much for a fat girl.”

    Bingo!

    You Sir, are an ass (but the kind that I like)

  191. “Mare, you don’t sweat too much for a fat girl.”

    Me? I sweat like a fat girl in a taffeta dress waiting on a Prom date who is already a half hour late.

  192. I’m a shitty driver, MCPO. I only lasted 9 months as the Colonel’s driver.

    And Paulitics, I posted all the photographic evidence you’ll ever get of PJ’s magnificent mammaries in the last thread. Having laid my weary head against them, I can testify they are indeed real.

  193. ” My hair’s almost long enough to wear in a bun and I can stick a pencil behind me ear real good like.”

    Don’t forget the pencil skirt with the slit up the back (side is good too). Also, a white fitted blouse buttoned just one button too low.

  194. Love the name of the detective in this story about PJM’s implants…

    http://www.ocregister.com/articles/boob-breast-bandit-2431829-felony-police

  195. Xbrad – I wasn’t too clear. . . I had an E-6 Admin asst and an E-4 for a driver.

  196. “Me? I sweat like a fat girl in a taffeta dress waiting on a Prom date who is already a half hour late.”

    hahahahaha, that was funny in a poignant sort of way.

  197. Mare, Mare, Mare, you ignorant slut,

    I like you too, in a highly demented and destructive way. What say we bond over PJM’s enormous rib balloons?

  198. Do you think this was a Hostage woman?

    http://tinyurl.com/okxycv

  199. “What say we bond over PJM’s enormous rib balloons?”

    Yes, I think that’s possible since I went on PJM’s honeymoon after her Catholic wedding ceremony. We got along great and there was hardly any awkwardness.

  200. I don’t know, but I’d hit it. She’s just how I like ’em — dumb and dumber.

  201. I knew what you meant, Force. I’m just saying I was a lousy driver. Had a great Colonel though. I sometimes drove the CSM. Gene McKinney. Remember him?

  202. Mare, you’re so cynical. Typical of a right-wing rethuglican neocon racist.

  203. Having laid my weary head against them, I can testify they are indeed real.

    hahahahaha, thank you for your support b-rad

    My honeymoon mare? I didn’t know I went on a honeymoon. I think I missed it. dammit!

  204. “Typical of a right-wing rethuglican neocon racist.”

    Hey, watch it, I’m no neocon.

  205. Xbrad – As a matter of fact, I went to a BBQ at his quarters on Ft. Meyers

  206. Well, then, PJD and the maid were great.

  207. Brad, that you’re good on the phone is worrisome. Is that code for “dorking bart in the squeakhole”?

  208. Big Thunderbumpers going through!

  209. PJM, didn’t PJD take you out for a romantic dinner after you became legal in the eyes of God?

  210. Well, then, PJD and the maid were great.

    Uhhh, Mare? That was actually me and an exotic dancer I picked up.

  211. To say the least, I was dismayed at how his career ended.

    But he and and his twin brother (also a CSM) fucked me up good one time. The brother stopped by my office, said to get my ass in gear and give him a lift. I dropped him off, went back to Brigade, where Gene promptly chewed my ass for not being there when HE needed a lift.

    Fuckers.

  212. PJM, didn’t PJD take you out for a romantic dinner after you became legal in the eyes of God?

    Oh hell no. I kicked him and the kids out, sent them to the drive in and I played me some world of warcraft.

  213. “That was actually me and an exotic dancer I picked up.”

    Tequilla is a strange drug.

  214. in b4 the weather report

  215. Hey Brad, seriously, let’s talk. I’ll do my best to network you in OC.

    P.S. — It was nice at Oak Creek, until the clouds and wind took over this afternoon. That sucked.

  216. “Oh hell no. I kicked him and the kids out, sent them to the drive in and I played me some world of warcraft.”

    That’s a pretty sweet story.

  217. oops too late!

  218. hahahahaha, thank you for your support b-rad

    Honey, those things were supporting me by the end of the night.

  219. oops too late!

    I think MCPO was talking about his heartburn when he said “thunderbumpers” or his fat lesbian neighbors

  220. Bart, we’ve seen the chest. What’s next?

  221. ““thunderbumpers” or his fat lesbian neighbors”

    LOL

  222. I think he should go lower, don’t you mare?

    how low can you go?

    how low can you go?

  223. you can see the sticks I call legs

  224. Paulitics, I just checked that email address I gave you, and there’s nothing there. Not even in the spambox. Wanna try again?

  225. Wait, you have a buff chest and stick legs? Bart, we need to talk.

  226. PJM – HUGE thunderstorm going through our valley right now

  227. you can see the sticks I call legs

    You have chicken legs?

    have you ever noticed African Amercian men have very small calf muscles. I wonder why that is? I’m guessing that’s why they run faster? It’s some sort of genetic trait.

  228. “I think he should go lower, don’t you mare?”

    I like a good a good ab shot.

  229. Hey, no one ever answered me a few weeks ago when I showed up here the first time not as a lurker just on BBF.

    What the heck happened to Ace’s site? Suddenly, no off-the-wall comments, no edge, just boring posts, etc. Who stole Ace’s soul?

  230. thighs are okay, calves are puny

  231. ” Who stole Ace’s soul?”

    Some of it came here.

  232. “Paulitics, I just checked that email address I gave you, and there’s nothing there. Not even in the spambox. Wanna try again?”

    Still relatively new here. Walk me through the process.

  233. course when I google it, this jerk has normal sized calves

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/2872435041_a2b0dcc273.jpg?v=0

  234. Bart, do you wax your chest?

  235. Paulitics – we had that very same discussion a couple of nights ago. I decided it was Ace’s relationship with Gabe. . . others disagreed.

  236. What the heck happened to Ace’s site? Suddenly, no off-the-wall comments, no edge, just boring posts, etc. Who stole Ace’s soul?

    It’s a bit depressing ain’t it?

    no funny anymore :(

    a couple weeks ago, we all went there and just took over a thread with hostage stupidity, actually not hostage stupidity, but old ace stupidity

  237. PJM…hahahahaa….who the hell was that?

  238. Jeesh, I’m still trying to figure out how to do italics, boldface, strikethroughs, etc.

    I’m such a retard. But I don’t sweat much for a fat girl.

  239. Some of the old funny was there lastnight.

    Of course it was sparked by me. We now have a new inside joke that will be beaten to death, yay!

  240. Bart, are you still seeing dead people? ‘Cause I need some inside info before I go back to Vegas in a few weeks.

  241. no wax

  242. Oh, I posted an email address for you to email me at.

    or, (and here’s some spam bait!) just email me at
    bonzobigballs@yahoo.com

    Just email anything, and I’ll reply with my resume and contact info.

  243. you’ll be fine Paul

    just stay away from Mary Tyler Moore; she’s next.

  244. “But I don’t sweat much for a fat girl.”

    I will hit you when you least expect it.

  245. paulitics, bart would absolutely LOVE it, if I explained to you how to do your html. It’s his favorite when I do it.

    PJM…hahahahaa….who the hell was that?

    a guy with normal sized calves. It just must be all the black members in my family that have smaller than normal calf muscles. oh and those marathon runners from kenya

  246. Maybe Gabe is blowing Ace, or vice versa. In any case, it’s like Mom and Dad moving away after you get your own apartment.

    Which I’m still hoping to do, soon.

  247. no wax

    He plucks them out one by one mare. It’s more manly that way.

  248. Which I’m still hoping to do, soon.

    You live with your parents?

  249. “a guy with normal sized calves. It just must be all the black members in my family that have smaller than normal calf muscles. oh and those marathon runners from kenya”

    PJM, if I say you are the second funniest person on the planet will people say I’m giving you a good tonguing?

  250. Brad, just sent you an email.

    Mare, you’re disturbing me. I thought you were, in a passing sense, a woman. Now, not so much.

  251. nah, what really sucked the funneh out of Ace wasn’t Gaybe, but winning the CPAC thing. Made him “respectable”

  252. Paul, what in the world gave you the impression I’m a woman????

  253. PJM, if I say you are the second funniest person on the planet will people say I’m giving you a good tonguing?

    hahahahaha

  254. Made him “respectable”

    yeah, respectable’s ghey

  255. Paul, I said Rosetta was the one of the funniest person’s on the planet and someone said I gave him a tonguing.

  256. Here’s another reason why this site rocks vs. AOSHQ — plenty of southern California morons. I always hated the way AOSHQ went dead for hours at a time when the east coast people started passing out.

    We’ve got Brad, PJ Fake Ones, steve_in_hb (who, by the way, was Ace’s bitch/lover in college), and some others. Meet up, anyone?

  257. I figured I’d get it out in the open, PJM.

    But honestly, you are fuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!!!

  258. will people say I’m giving you a good tonguing?

    I’ll be in my bunk for the next two or three days!

  259. “I gave him a tonguing.”

    Cocksmoker.

  260. “I’ll be in my bunk for the next two or three days!”

    MCPO, for some reason I think that’s sweet.

  261. Paulitics, what do you do for a living?

  262. “nah, what really sucked the funneh out of Ace wasn’t Gaybe, but winning the CPAC thing. Made him ‘respectable.'”

    I dunno. It was still pretty lively, wildly funny, and always unpredictable until a few months ago.

  263. PJ, would you dump the comment with my live email addy? Thanks, sweetie.

  264. PJ Fake Ones

    DOH!!!!!!!

  265. Mare: MIdget porn. And I’m damned good at it.

  266. But honestly, you are fuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!!!

    awwwwwwww shucks mare!

  267. Paulette, got your email, and replied.

  268. Paulitics, were you on the thread at Ace’s about Rush and the “fail” comment?

  269. PJ, would you dump the comment with my live email addy? Thanks, sweetie.

    Sweetie? SWEETIE?!?!?!! It’s secretary to you!

  270. I didn’t dump the comment b-rad. I just edited for you.

  271. Ms. Secretary, don’t make me ask you to take dictation again. Espescially since you always misspell it as “dick tastin'”

  272. That thread seemed to lay out some kind of lines. Can’t explain it, but it was the start of his overt “don’t say crazy crap and swear because I’ve got advertisers I need to please.”

    (Don’t get me wrong, a guy needs to make a living but I didn’t think he did it on that site.)

  273. oh yeah, as soon as he said we can’t say cunt anymore I was over it.

  274. Mare:

    Well, Ace has zero advertisers now, so he should just go for the gold and start anew.

  275. Mare, no. But I did dive-bomb through some thread that outlined the new civility rules at AOSHQ, which utterly killed the thrill. Something about couldn’t use these words, couldn’t say this kind of stuff… took away everything that made it edgy, brilliant, and endlessly entertaining.

  276. ok not over it

    I can’t quit ace

    but I was disappointed

  277. wait……..are we talking about a different thread at ace’s?

    cuz then I’ll be really embarrassed.

  278. PJM can tell you everything you need to know about Ace (they are secret ghey lovers. Ace is really a 19 yo hawt chick from Manhattan)

  279. “oh yeah, as soon as he said we can’t say cunt anymore I was over it.”

    Remember that thread, wasn’t that just pathetic?

    And eddie, you’re right, he should just do what comes naturally. Is he a lawyer? I think xbrad mentioned that. Maybe he’s really busy and cannot comment enough to make it as interesting as it was. He has a lot of guest posters…some better than others.

    I like the fact that when he’s around there are a lot of new posts.

  280. So disappointed in AOSHQ. Only pictures of unaugmented female racks will stir me out of my great depression. And by that I mean human unaugmented racks, not Rosetta or Bart.

  281. (Don’t get me wrong, a guy needs to make a living but I didn’t think he did it on that site.)

    that was his living 100%

  282. Have to admit, though, the LGF thread at AoS last night was quite fun.

  283. I still go to Ace’s, I just don’t enjoy the comment threads as much as I use to.

    During the Rush thing, I said something about HotAir and Allah said I shouldn’t go to his site then and I said I don’t.

  284. “{that was his living 100%”

    WHAT??????? What did he make on the site? The guy moved to New York for heaven’s sake. Was he making over $250,000?

  285. PJM can tell you everything you need to know about Ace (they are secret ghey lovers. Ace is really a 19 yo hawt chick from Manhattan)

    silly man!!

    I’m really a dude and so’s ace. Why else would I have the need for an augmented rack?

  286. PJM, I’ve really brought up a couple of different threads.

  287. Losing pajamas media has a lot to do with Ace’s changing, He said he needs to tone it down to get advertisers

  288. Okay, kids, I’m off to Old Buzzard Balls oblivion. Shall check in tomorrow.

    Brad, we’ll talk Monday. Gotta find you a job. Even if it’s sniffing Bart’s panties.

  289. How long was Ace earning a living at AOSHQ?

  290. Bye, Paul.

  291. Thanks, Paulie.

  292. he posted quite a while ago……..LONG time ago that he had like agorophobia or something

    he’d get panic attacks when he went out in public. So he stopped being a lawyer. Aside from me paying him for internet sex, most of his income was entirely from the blog.

  293. Wow, PJM, what did you think he made money wise? Do you even have a guess?

  294. Brad, you realize I’ll still call you Brad, even though your real name (based on your email) is Iswallow?

  295. bi-paul

    I mean that

  296. I think he made more money during his “Let’s imitate Wonkette” phase.

  297. Wow, PJM, what did you think he made money wise? Do you even have a guess?

    Not much.

  298. Goodnight, everyone.

  299. hi bye pa

  300. PJM, you ignorant slut. You send me no money shots, so I shall not recognize your augmented-rack greatness.

  301. Sweet dreams, PattyAnn!

  302. “Let’s imitate Wonkette”

    b-rad, that was my favorite. It was absolutely hysterical. I love that man.

  303. That was my favorite too. When he rips on people specifically like andi gluts sullivan that was some of his best stuff. He didnt’ hold back and it was acerbic in the best possible way.

  304. PJM, you ignorant slut. You send me no money shots, so I shall not recognize your augmented-rack greatness.

    you send me no money, you get no money shots

  305. Okay, so Ace went mainstream. But how did he completely lose his edge? Even Prince evolved to mainstream (more or less).

  306. dang arizona’s hurtin

    look what you can get for $110,000

    http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/8182-W-Purdue-Avenue_Peoria_AZ_85345_1108656015

  307. I wish I knew how to quit this blog.

  308. hey, what the fuck? I sent you money and got no money shots!!!

  309. That’s a lot of house for $110,000.

  310. Okay, so Ace went mainstream. But how did he completely lose his edge? Even Prince evolved to mainstream (more or less).

    I’m claimin it’s a woman’s fault.

    He’s like wastin away again in Margaritaville.

  311. I’m really a dude and so’s ace. Why else would I have the need for an augmented rack?

    I knew your eye had a “manly” quality about it.

  312. “He’s like wastin away again in Margaritaville.”

    How many “clues” are in that statement?

    Did you meet her? Did he move? What? I have not been online much so don’t have any idea about these things.

  313. I knew your eye had a “manly” quality about it.

    It’s the testosterone.

  314. http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=15644

    Heh

  315. How many “clues” are in that statement?

    None, I just felt like getting all parrothead on you there for a sec.

  316. eddiebear, you are a very bad man for having me click on that leg link

    GOOD GAWD!!!!!!!!

  317. WOW! We could have a hell of a hostage compound at those prices!!

  318. WOW! We could have a hell of a hostage compound at those prices!!

    that’d be awesome!!

    whatever role I play in the hostage house, it has to require me being totally lazy. I’m a pro.

  319. Sssshhhhhhhh, PJM, I’m trying to sleep over here!

  320. Don’t start on the Buffet stuff. When we first were married, the goofball in the apartment next door was a Parrothead. He thought it would be awesome if he stacked up old Corona cases in intricate patterns outside of his door, along with funny parrot, flamingo, seashell ensembles.

    Fucking annoying.

    Then, the assclown would strut around the pool all day, working on his glorious tan (that was the only work he ever did) and trying to hit on the ladies.

    Double fucking annoying.

  321. dang, vagina left already. I didn’t even get to talk to her that much.

  322. Sssshhhhhhhh, PJM, I’m trying to sleep over here!

    hahahaha, so what’s your role at the hostages compound may I ask?

  323. Where’s TBoM been? I miss TBoM.

  324. my role will be to download every bit of busty lesbian porn on the interwebs.

  325. PJM:

    like I said, that is why I stuck to baseball.

  326. I will not cook and I will clean some but not the Hostage men’s bathroom. I will also drink a lot and encourage people to be hilarious. I will also be happy to egg people on to rif on xbrad and Sean.

  327. I will also go around the Hostage House and plug all the peep holes in the walls.

    We must keep some mystery.

  328. I’m sorta like sand in the vegannnaaaaaa thingeee.

  329. Comment by Edward Von Bear on May 29, 2009 12:22 am

    hahaha, he sounds better than mesa’s old neighbor

  330. I cannot comment on the “snapping leg” picture because it makes me shiver thinking about it.

  331. Heh. Pretty cool. Any musicians here might like this…

    http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2009/05/dfac-your-only-distraction.html

  332. One of my husband’s dear friends WAS Jimmy Buffet’s TM lawyer. He went to a Miami heat basketball game with Buffet’s tickets and was in the second row.

  333. I will not cook and I will clean some but not the Hostage men’s bathroom.

    that almost makes me shudder more than the broken leg photo. can you imagine what that area around the toilet would look like?

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    *totally tongues that area where the toilet gets bolted in to the ground

  334. He never tried any moves on my wife, since we worked during the day, and went as a pair to the pool at night.

  335. xbrad, that was cool.

  336. “*totally tongues that area where the toilet gets bolted in to the ground”

    LOL in a totally sick way!!!

  337. Heh. Pretty cool. Any musicians here might like this…

    that was so cool b-rad.

  338. *spits out pubes

  339. Am I the only one who can’t sleep because I keep thinking of just what group is involved in the conspiracy of employing our only “eye” avatar in the job of cutting up eyes?

    Night. I’m off to try to sleep again.

  340. Of course it was cool. Why the hell do you think I put it in the comments, you fucking idiots?

  341. ‘night Patty Ann

  342. Am I the only one who can’t sleep because I keep thinking of just what group is involved in the conspiracy of employing our only “eye” avatar in the job of cutting up eyes?

    hahahahaha, I should have used that as one of my selling points today.

    Employer: What can you offer our company.

    Me: *acts really cocky…………I have an eye avatar.

  343. PattyAnn, don’t think about cutting out corneas, think about kittens and Vmax’s Zeke smiling in that picture and stuff like that.

  344. PJM, is that eye yours. Someone once said it was but I can’t tell.

    yes

  345. PJM, is that eye yours. Someone once said it was but I can’t tell.

  346. Of course it was cool. Why the hell do you think I put it in the comments, you fucking idiots?

    Um yeah, we need to have a chat with you about things that are cool. It used to be a rare occasion that you’d post something “funny” or cool” because it’s becoming more frequent, it signals to me that we’re coming very close to our last days here on eaaaaaaaa……….OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  347. These guys could be on HHD:

    http://tinyurl.com/n3kcl5

  348. “because it’s becoming more frequent, it signals to me that we’re coming very close to our last days here on eaaaaaaaa……….OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Now that’s funny right there.

  349. PJM, I think xbrad just called us f’ing idiots. Please cancel our plans to go to his house and “make him feel good about being a man” night.

  350. trippy mare, I answered your question, but my answer went above your question

  351. Cancel my last link. It was supposed to be only one picture of two hot guys wearing shorts rolled down to show ripped abs. Everyone else may be gay.

  352. We are telepathic. We are awesome!

  353. I bookmarked that page mare. They look like babies, but if I have to be the one to break them in, so be it.

  354. We are telepathic. We are awesome!

    that’s so totally what it was. and we’re hot sexy twins too

    *looks at b-rad

    You had your chance.

  355. “They look like babies, but if I have to be the one to break them in, so be it.”

    Excellent.

    Did you see the two guys with the shorts? I vote them on the island.

  356. Everyone else may be gay.

    dammit!! See how hard my job is? There’s sooooo many good looking babes out there and so few ungay men this is becoming a real chore.

    I blame soy.

  357. “I blame soy.”

    http://tinyurl.com/349bks

  358. PJM, I wonder who’s lurking?

  359. 358.

    “I blame soy.”

    http://tinyurl.com/349bks

    You did? I’m not even sure if I know what I did. What’d I do?

  360. PJM, your eye is hawt.

  361. oh yeah and I sent you an email mare

  362. PJM, your eye is hawt.

    don’t poke it

    Yeah, where the hee haw heck is everybody? Drinking soy milk I’m sure.

  363. Synthetic estrogens in soy/

  364. I’m here. I’m just finishing up watching an episode of Band of Brothers.

  365. check email

  366. exactly soy is for homo

    sapiens

    today, when I was filling out my application, something was moving in my jacket and it caught the corner of my eye. Apparently I made some sort of guttural noise because I looked up and everyone in the room was looking at me. I said, there’s a bug in my jacket, but I couldn’t find it.

    One of the chicks saw it on me and I knocked it to the ground. And stomped on it. It was a pincher bug. The garage is swarming with those critters and we can’t get rid of them.

  367. i’m trying to sleep

    looking for a movie to put me to sleep. the other night, The Incredible Hulk put me to sleep. That movie was almost as bad as its 2003 predecessor.

  368. PJM, your but story makes it sound like something from a movie…hahahahahahahaha

    Kind of lame and white trashy. The beautiful poor girl goes for an interview and bugs are in her pocket….hahahahahahahaqhahaha

    Someone kills it for her….in the movie it would be a hot guy.

  369. Bart, please dance to entertain PJM and me.

  370. Yeah, where the hee haw heck is everybody? Drinking soy milk I’m sure.

    I was off being awesome.

  371. Someone kills it for her….in the movie it would be a hot guy.

    In a GOOD movie, he’d kill it with a flamethrower.

  372. “I was off being awesome.”

    Sean were you on a date?

  373. “Bart, please dance to entertain PJM and me.”

    And xbrad and Sean.

  374. I was off being awesome.

    You were doing a soy bong weren’t you?

    CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

  375. Sean were you on a date?

    I told you several days ago what a date with me would be like, so, no. I was…er…fighting crime.

  376. evening ladies. I hope everyone is nekked.

  377. If by “fighting crime” you mean blowing the tranny hookers, well, I believe you.

  378. You were doing a soy bong weren’t you?

    Two of my meals today involved soy sauce, but I have NEVAR drunk soy milk.

  379. “I told you several days ago what a date with me would be like, so, no. I was…er…fighting crime.”

    I remember. Does fighting crime mean you were working? Or are you a greeter/inventory control at Walmart?

  380. Rich, no one is naked yet except for xbrad.

  381. I’m still wearing shorts, thank you very much.

  382. Everyone want to play “spin the bottle?”

  383. Does fighting crime mean you were working? Or are you a greeter/inventory control at Walmart?

    Neither, actually. I was running around in the yard in my Batman underoos.

    Until the neighbors called the cops…

  384. “I was running around in the yard in my Batman underoos.”

    hahahahahaha

    *stupid neighbors

  385. I swear I have to change Graham’s diet. I can’t stand listening to him fart all night. Being in the bunk under him totally sucks.

  386. “I swear I have to change Graham’s diet. I can’t stand listening to him fart all night. Being in the bunk under him totally sucks.”

    hahahahahahaa

    (Is it okay if I laugh at that?)

  387. BTW, I’m currently watching/listening to this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irPSvEkQl8Q

  388. Had the birds and the bees talk with my 10 year old son tonight. Good times.

  389. lurking quietly

  390. Sean, did you get any Olivia Wilde traffic?

  391. hey, shimmer. Thanks for de-lurking. Now go get everyone a beer.

  392. Hello, shimmer.

    Rich, that’s big stuff. Were you nervous?

  393. Just a little bit.

  394. Sean, you are a man of varied interests.

  395. Naw, It’s just tough to find the right words to describe the act of having sex without using all the words I usally would use. Vocabulary is hard.

  396. Well, I posted her pics about 6 months ago. You never know.

    Here, maybe this will make you feel better:

  397. So does the birds and bees talk begin with: Well son, you can tell they’re undercover cops if you ask how much just to take naked “art” photos and she won’t get in the car. Real hookers don’t give a shit.”

    If not, you probably failed as a dad

  398. Since I linked one Maurice Jarre thing, this is obligatory…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDkvSKvzUBI

  399. What made you do it now? Does he have a “girl friend?” Did he ask a question that made you think it was time?

  400. Rich, I just hope and pray the phrase “dork her in the squeakhole” made it in there somewhere.

  401. And Jennifer Connelly needs to get in the news in the next day or so, since I’m the first link for a google image search.

  402. I’d figure I would just offer him the dellusion that sex is only about love, marriage, and procreation in that order for a couple more years. Then when he turns 12, tell him the truth.

  403. Rich, I think that’s a pretty good start.

  404. Bernard Hermann was also awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC5AzFc3coo

    They just don’t do stuff that well anymore. John Williams is abuot the last guy who even comes close, but it’s still just not quite the same.

  405. (Is it okay if I laugh at that?)

    hahahaha, yes. I hate it when I forget that I’m commenting at the hostages and I get distracted reading something and wham-o! I remember, but it’s already 80 gajillion conversations down.

    Hi shimmer!! nice to meet you! are you a dude or a chick?

  406. Did anyone mention vitamin E to car in on the scar thingee? PJM you’ll be walking her through t-tuck right?Did your Dr advise extra vit E for 6 months or so? Beers all around Got coors for guests and molson golden for me , oh and some evil everclear that wrecked me the other night My linkiy was shrinky dinky. My leg is killing me (sciatic nerve) so help yourselves.

  407. Actually, they’ve began their family life unit (sex ed) at school this week. So now was as good a time as any.

  408. PJM you’ll be walking her through t-tuck right?Did your Dr advise extra vit E for 6 months or so?

    I was too lazy to show up for my follow up appt. so I dunno. As soon as he took my drain out, I never looked back. My guts prolly rotting or sumpin.

  409. Oh rich! we just had the discussion with our 11 year old a couple months ago.

    Leave it to the Catholic school kids to teach him more than he learned at public school. so glad he’s back at public now, hahaha

    Graham told us the boys cornered him at the lunch table and asked him if he knew what sex was

  410. did you already hear this story rich? I don’t want to repeat

  411. Flat stomachs = bonus points

  412. Dude

  413. And teh squeek hole did not come up this time. Maybe next week. Small steps and all.

  414. Dude

    sweet!

    sciatic crap sucks

  415. hurry up and comment someone. I can’t work this caffeine out of my system by myself

  416. Shimmer, there was a thread that I caught just a bit of and you mentioned a wicker joke you thought went bad, I was laughing trying to figure out what was going on. Do tell.

  417. Sean, you are a man of varied interests.

    Yes, yes I am. Liquor, blogs, salt, literature, pron, movies, music, politics, fine dining, slightly used rubber fists.

    I’m like a Renaissance Man if you think about it. And if you hate the Renaissance.

  418. nope, don’t think I heard that one yet pjm.

  419. I gave Rosie the rundown on email when I sent hism some funneh shit. I followed w p—-o home from Aces end of ’07 and have bounced around most everyone place. Dropped LGF when he went anti-cuz fuck him. but as was said Aces went strange. Some cockmonkey called me a cunt for saying young Palin should stay off the alphabets. Something about you want them barefoot pregnant and in the garage cookin’ all day. Blow me, Fucko.

  420. Graham told us the boys cornered him at the lunch table and asked him if he knew what sex was

    I don’t like where this is going…

  421. Watcha drinking Sean?

    (blatant rip off of Rosetta)

  422. Can you imagine some kid raising his hand up in class and asking “Teacher, what does dork her in the squeek hole mean and is Satan’s cock really barbed?”

  423. Yeah, there’s a couple commentors over there that get it, but most of the new crop at Ace’s are mind-numbingly stupid. Which is different from being a moron. Because of the nuance.

  424. k, so the boys asked him what he was.

    He said he didn’t know

    *boys at the table
    whisper whisper whisper

    ooooooooohhhhhhhh, whisper whisper

    So Graham knows we have this book around the house that he can’t read until he’s older. It’s all scientific and crap.

    Graham tells us what the boys at school said and that he really does know what sex is. Can he see the book now? I asked weston not to give graham the book till he asks him what he thinks sex is. Graham tells weston that it’s when a boy sticks his private parts in a girl’s private parts.

    Weston said, yep, the boys knows, he can see the book now. We were at the storage place where all our belongings are and so was the book. Weston gives it to him in the truck and comes back into the storage room. We give him a little time to look at the book wondering what the heck Graham is thinking while he looks at the book. I suggest weston go check on him. He does, Graham’s already over it and is reading how cells attack bacteria

    fin

  425. Some guy shooting his wicker and his wife throwing shit at him from the back porch until the cops came. I got some story in the link about some racist accusing webpage talking about wickins I guess misspelled witches and worlocks. I figured it was a bad start and hit the everclear kinda heavy. It helped my back and leg pain, but kept hearing PJM NO IMBEDS, NO IMBEDS!!!!!!

  426. Graham told us the boys cornered him at the lunch table and asked him if he knew what sex was

    I don’t like where this is going…

    HAHAHAHA!

    Some cockmonkey called me a cunt for saying young Palin should stay off the alphabets

    what does that mean? hahaha

  427. “He does, Graham’s already over it and is reading how cells attack bacteria”

    Graham cracks me up.

  428. where’s le-annie?

  429. “Some guy shooting his wicker and his wife throwing shit at him from the back porch until the cops came.”

    Sounds like a Hostage.

  430. “the alphabets” usually refers to the big three networks, like ABC, CBS, NBC..

  431. It helped my back and leg pain, but kept hearing PJM NO IMBEDS, NO IMBEDS!!!!!!

    hahahahaha, that wasn’t a dream. I was in your room.

  432. When I asked my boy to tell me what he thought sex was, his answer was “I don’t remember.”

    Now normally that would be a childs effort to deflect and avoid answering. But for my boy, the lack of short term memory is something I’ve come to expect.

  433. “the alphabets” usually refers to the big three networks, like ABC, CBS, NBC..

    I had no idea. Interesting.

    I was called a troll at Protein Wisdom by some chump commenter. I was more offended by that then ANYTHING ever said here.

  434. Wow, here’s Bernard Hermann going off in a completely different direction…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVP9dgZhddc

    Oh, and I’m drinking Val-U-Rite vodka straight out the 1.75er, Mare.

  435. I said young miss Palin shouldn’t do interviews because she gonna get ripped and make to look the ass. Well somebody said I was anti female and had puritan thinking and I’m a cunt and should get with the times “she shouldn’t be embarrassed’-which I never said. Just to stay away from ABC,CBS,NBC,CNN

  436. ” I was in your room”

    hhahahahahaha

  437. “Just to stay away from ABC,CBS,NBC,CNN”

    You’re right. That’s just common sense. Those networks will go out of their way to make a conservative/republican/someone on the right look bad.

  438. There’s a reason I don’t comment anywhere but here,mostly.

  439. Some guy shooting his wicker and his wife throwing shit at him from the back porch until the cops came. I got some story in the link about some racist accusing webpage talking about wickins I guess misspelled witches and worlocks. I figured it was a bad start and hit the everclear kinda heavy. It helped my back and leg pain, but kept hearing PJM NO IMBEDS, NO IMBEDS!!!!!!

    this whole comment confuses me. Is it random or did I miss something?

    I agree with you about young pain though. I thought it was just as stupid of her to be out there blabbering as it was her beau hunk. They can’t put all the blame on him when she went out there first.

  440. Well, Rich, I gotta say, I’m getting pretty fucking sick of you trolling here, you RACIST!!!

  441. I agree with you about young pain though

    that should read “palin”, not “pain”

  442. PJM, I asked shimmer about a previous thread he commented on concerning wicker.

  443. All you white folks are racist to me.

  444. Some cockmonkey called me a cunt for saying young Palin should stay off the alphabets. Something about you want them barefoot pregnant and in the garage cookin’ all day.

    doesn’t this comment make “alphabets” sound like some sort of birth control?

  445. Why do these people choose to talk to the press? Why? Unless you are a slut actress and need some press, keep your piehole shut!!!

  446. PJM, I asked shimmer about a previous thread he commented on concerning wicker.

    You’re obsessing on your POL photo aren’t you?

  447. My bad link to Mare set me off to 3 bad links so I started slamming everclear and the pain was erased for the night. But I went silent, mostly because I was shit faced and kind of blacking out while spelling my bad linky post clean enough to make m’oon happy.

  448. “doesn’t this comment make “alphabets” sound like some sort of birth control?”

    Yes, or drugs.

  449. Another guy who’s done some fantastic film scores is Ryuichi Sakamoto. The Last Emperor is one of my faves…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcGY0dStHuA

  450. Why do these people choose to talk to the press? Why? Unless you are a slut actress and need some press, keep your piehole shut!!!

    Well, it’s something of a Catch-22. If you go on, they’ll work to make you look stupid. If you don’t go on, they’ll have someone else come on who will work to make you look stupid.

  451. I can’t be a racist, I’m a latina, you fuckin native killing gringo!

  452. Sakamoto also played the Japanese propaganda heavy in the film.

  453. “You’re obsessing on your POL photo aren’t you?”

    No, not then. It was on a thread I wasn’t on. I clicked on for a minute or two and was trying to figure out some comments. I think I get it now. The wicker chair is hilarious though. So lame.

  454. My bad link to Mare set me off to 3 bad links so I started slamming everclear and the pain was erased for the night

    everclear

  455. Latinas don’t shove pennies up their asses, bucko. If they called you ass-peso, perhaps I would fall for your shallow ruse…

  456. dang, I never paid attention to the lyrics in that song. so dad

    Father of mine
    Tell me where have you been
    You know I just closed my eyes
    My whole world disappeared
    Father
    of mine
    Take me back to the day
    When I was still your golden boy
    Back before you went away

    I remember blue skies
    Walking the block
    I loved it when you held me high
    I loved to hear you talk
    You would take me to the movie
    You would take me to the beach
    You would take me to a place inside
    That is so hard to reach

    Father
    of mine
    Tell me where did you go
    You had the world inside your hand
    But you did not seem to know
    Father of mine
    Tell me what do you see
    When you look back at your wasted life
    And you dont see me

    I was ten years old
    Doing all that I could
    It wasnt easy for me
    To be a scared white boy
    In a black neighborhood
    Sometimes you would send me a birthday card
    With a five dollar bill
    I never understood you then
    And I guess I never will

    Daddy gave me a name
    My dad he gave me a name
    Then he walked away
    Daddy gave me a name
    Then he walked away
    My daddy gave me a name

    Daddy gave me a name
    Daddy gave me a name
    Then he walked away
    Daddy gave me a name
    Then he walked away
    My daddy gave me a name

    Father of mine
    Tell me where have you been
    I just closed my eyes
    And the world disappeared
    Father of mine
    Tell me how do you sleep
    With the children you abandoned
    And the wife I saw you beat

    I will never be safe
    I will never be sane
    I will always be weird inside
    I will always be lame
    Now Im a grown man
    With a child of my own
    And I swear Im not going to let her know
    All the pain I have known

    Then he walked away
    Daddy gave me a name
    Then he walked away
    My dad gave me a name
    Then he walked away
    My daddy gave me a name
    Then he walked away
    My daddy gave me a name
    Then he walked away
    Then he walked away
    Then he walked away

  457. Yeah, but you’re not a wise Latina, so you’re expendable…

  458. shut it ,you kilt-wearing facist freak

  459. Sakamoto also acted in and did the theme for Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence, the Japanese POW camp movie with David Bowie. Weird flick. Very 80s. Don’t know if any of you remember that one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkWjsT_SJNI

  460. Racist song, pjm

  461. pjm-thanks fro killin the small bit of funneh that was on this thread. Now you have to rub your bewbs all over your computer screen to bring it back.

    Go ahead. I’ll wait.

  462. Uh, I’m of Scottish heritage, but have never worn a kilt.

    Sox is going batshit by the window because there’s a baby possum walking along the fence.

  463. All you white folks are racist to me.

    *burns cross on Americano’s lawn*

    That’ll lean ‘im.

  464. pjm-thanks fro killin the small bit of funneh that was on this thread. Now you have to rub your bewbs all over your computer screen to bring it back

    HAHAHAHA! just call me debbie downerI

    ok, I did it. Feel better now?

  465. pjm-thanks fro killin

    RACIST!!!!!!!!!

  466. much better. Now Mare, your turn.

    Just for general purposes.

  467. It always comes down to the boobs.

  468. Racist song, pjm

    It can’t be racist because music has been oppressed by white men for at least 500 years.

  469. What, Sean, can’t even spare an “r” for a non-cracker?

  470. Kim Il Sung used all the spare “r”‘s saying ronery.

  471. racists

  472. “It always comes down to the boobs.”

    Well, I couldn’t have xbrad do it ’cause that woudl just be icky.

  473. You know, you never have shared a picture of busty Philipina scuba divers with us, you festering pustule on the ass of the island…

  474. Well, I couldn’t have xbrad do it ’cause that woudl just be sticky

    FTFY

  475. “Well, I couldn’t have xbrad do it ’cause that woudl just be icky.”

    Good point.

  476. What, Sean, can’t even spare an “r” for a non-cracker?

    They took our r’s!

    Tey dook ar er’s!

    Derkee durr!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFG2P-toC6k

  477. Mah belly always gets in teh way when I try to rub mah bewbs on the monitor…

  478. Honestly, were I to send pictures, y’all might get too depressed.

  479. I’m willing to take that risk.

  480. hahahaha, having a good time at the overnight thread at ace’s. I said it was a sausage fest in there.

  481. hahaha, nevermind. he handled it well.

  482. Uh, you do know what ATM is, don’t you dear?

  483. oh shoot, did I say something bad?

  484. Uh, ATM stands for Ass-to-Mouth. The dude dorks her in the squeakhole, then pops it straight into her mouth for the big finish.

  485. oh, let me tell her.

  486. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    oh that’s bad. That’s reaaaaaaaally bad.

  487. No. That’s not bad. If you’d like an education in some of the naughtier things in mainstream porn, just let me know. I’ll have Rich tell you.

    In the meantime, google “rimjob”

  488. This here place is quite the education.

  489. In the meantime, google “rimjob”

    I’ll pass. thanks

  490. sis is a blithering idiot, isn’t she?

  491. who is she? why does she need to be told to go to bed?

    course I don’t look too brilliant not knowing what an atm is. that’s just so gross.

    I really thought they were talking about atm machines.

  492. xbrad Sat night fun

    Did it imbed? If so, it’s still funny and Tush isn’t on

  493. Shit, I took off the http:/www. and sent it to someone and they said it didn’t go thru. Is this wordpress only?

  494. It’s old, Shimmer, very old. But still funny.

  495. I love that song shimmer!! I love Irish folk songs.

  496. PJM, I didn’t know what it was either.

  497. Yeah, Mare, but you weren’t dumb enough to crack ATM jokes, now were you?

  498. just take of the http:// part and not the www part

  499. PJM, if you don’t know the difference between ATM and an automatic teller machine, come here and I’ll demonstrate by making a deposit.

  500. PJM, I didn’t know what it was either.

    Did you see the retarded comment I made though?

  501. PJM, if you don’t know the difference between ATM and an automatic teller machine, come here and I’ll demonstrate by making a deposit.

    You don’t have enough to deposit.

    I require large bills.

  502. Mare, I wasn’t going to say a thing over there. That’s why I brought it up over here. I was trying, in vain, to keep PJ from digging that hole any deeper.

  503. xbrad, that was an interesting thread. The overnight threads often devolve into a….what’s the word….late night singles bar with really drunk people.

    It’s been a while since I’ve got into a discussion at Ace’s late night (it’s never that late for me).

  504. It should be played and sung every year at scottish games season, old or not.

  505. I require large bills

    I’m sure your accountant and proctologist are happy about that.

    (Oh, and it’s not named Bill)

  506. Well, yes, that’s what made if funny. The innocence of your comment. But I only think it’s funny now because I know what the hell people are talking about.

  507. If you’d like an education in some of the naughtier things in mainstream farm porn, just let me know.

    Fixed that for b-rad.

  508. It should be played and sung every year at scottish games season, old or not.

    I agree. I lurves it.

    Well, yes, that’s what made if funny. The innocence of your comment. But I only think it’s funny now because I know what the hell people are talking about.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    I was actually blushing for a sec. that doesn’t happen often. I felt the burn in my cheeks.

    (Oh, and it’s not named Bill)

    Bob?

  509. Sure, Sean. That too.

    Did you look at the pic I put up earlier just for you?

  510. Nope, brad. Missed it. Why don’t you link it again or point me to where you poated it?

  511. Ace’s -interesting for a Thursday . Night all wife is headed to St Augustine early, well a few hours.

  512. st augustine? aren’t you in the carolinas shimmer? that’s a long drive. sure pretty out there

  513. Sweet dreams, all you good people!

  514. Patty Heaton(162) has no belly button, that’s fucked up, she should’ve garnered more intrigue, no?

  515. you goin nighty night mare?

  516. For a long time, shimmer, I was getting about 500 a day off Patricia. She dropped off the radar lately.

  517. Tomorrow I get to finish a hottie 18 year old’s open water course, then spend the rest of the afternoon hacking through the jungle to get to a remote, but nice, dive spot.

  518. Yeah up by Clemson, she’s on her way to pHd in PT so she goes five times a semester. She has a Mustang GT, so she likes the ride, she puts on bible discs. Or Godsmack-she diverse like that, but she likes the ride usually some young punks try to race her and she kicks their asses into the pavement. Good night .

  519. somehow, that no belly button thing is very intriguing.

  520. Americano, do you certify for wreck dives, too? That is all.

  521. somehow, that no belly button thing is very intriguing.

    who doesn’t have a bellybutton?

  522. Just got back from Star Trek. While I was somewhat ambivalent about the “reimagining” of my childhood, and its population with apparent metrosexuals, I grudingly admit that it was a damn good time, and although it rewrites some of the mythology, it was still treated with respect. And it was a buttload of fun.

  523. I can, but don’t. I get the skeevies in sunken ships.

  524. Did you take your kids to see it BiW? I heard there was a few sexual innuendos that I wouldn’t want my kids hearing just yet. what say you?

  525. Don’t know what I’m doing wrong, Brad. I post the pics of hotties, and then…not much of anything.

  526. Give it a while. It takes a while for it to bubble up through the search engines.

  527. b-rad

    explain sis to me.

  528. Did you take your kids to see it BiW? I heard there was a few sexual innuendos that I wouldn’t want my kids hearing just yet. what say you?

    Actually, my FIL took Heir No. One today, and he is nine. Nothing I would have been concerned about. I’m sure he had a great time. I know I did. Heir No. two is five, and I don’t think he would have had the patience. It was over two hours.

    Nothing I considered innuendo. A scene or two that might get a teenager or Brad excited, but I wouldn’t be concerned, PJM.

  529. thanks biw

  530. What’s to explain? She’s a fucking idiot. Lemme dig around and I’ll forward an email exchange I had with her…

  531. seems like it’s an act. I can’t imagine anyone being that aduh aduh aduh

  532. check your dick email, PJ.

  533. k

  534. Yeah, that was a little creepy. And yeah, I did pretty much tell her the next step was TRO.

  535. what’s tro?

    hey, I think she’s just diggin on ya.

  536. Temporary Restraining Order.

    I wasn’t fully creeped out, I just couldn’t imagine that any conversation with her would be anything but frustrating, explaining what every other word was, or having to explain just where Paul Anka fit into the Pantheon of Ace characters…

  537. And apparently, even after commenting all night, the silly bint can’t figure out what the joke about Brian Dennehy is, EVEN AFTER ACE SPELLED IT OUT ON THE FRONT FUCKING PAGE!!!!

  538. I just couldn’t imagine that any conversation with her would be anything but frustrating, explaining what every other word was

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  539. I’m deleting this conversation b-rad. I’m frightened.

  540. Huh? You do know I was talking about sis, and not you, right, poonanny mubai?

  541. hahaha, yes

  542. you think she’s not reading this? my comments on ace’s lead right back to this blog

  543. I don’t give a shit. I’m about this >.< close to telling her off over there. The only reason I don't is because I don't want to drive traffic away from Ace.

  544. spambucket.

  545. awww, I dont’ want to hurt her feelings if she’s really retarded.

  546. I don’t think she rode the short bus to school. I think she’s just stupid. There’s a surprising number of people out there that really are stupid. I mean, like, really stupid.

  547. I think I left an extra “really” out of that.

  548. Michael?

    http://tinyurl.com/ngqeqb

  549. awww, I dont’ want to hurt her feelings if she’s really retarded.

    Rosetta doesn’t have feelings. More like a vague, numb awareness.

    Good day, all.

  550. *realizes no one’s going to be around for another hour or so. Fires up the bong, mixes a Jack and Coke, and pops Nice Dreams into the dvd player*

  551. *refills party bowl . . . COUGH!COUGH!COUGH!! gasp COUG!COUGH!COUGH! this is some good shit COUGH!COUGH!COUGH! fffuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkk . . . eats an entire box of Crunchberries for breakfast . . . realizes said cereal has torn the shit out of the roof of my mouth . . . too stoned to care . . . pops out Nice Dreams puts in Fast Times . . . begins searching for Spicoli scene where he’s hammering his skull with the phone . . . “I’m so wasted!” . . . forgets entirely about Spicoli and goes straight to pool scene with Phoebe Cates . . . takes off pants . . .*

  552. ZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzLifes the same I’m moving in stereo zzzzzzZZZZzzzzz

  553. Put. Your. Pants. Back. On.

  554. Hey man. Where are you on teh planet that you were posting at 4:12 am and again at 8:59 am? Some other planet, like New Jersey?

  555. Up late. And up early. It’s 6am here. I ran my sis to the airport and I’m debating whether to go back to bed or download busty lesbian poat.

  556. MIght as well stay awake.

    Bong hit?

  557. Well. there’s a surprise. Busty lesbian poat won.

  558. Thanks, no, I heard bong hits cause you to lose control of your bowels.

  559. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHb6yQek–I&NR=1

  560. Thanks, no, I heard bong hits cause you to lose control of your bowels.

    Hahahahahaha! I”D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT!

  561. Heh, eddie.

    Like you were never tempted..

  562. I think your chances of seeing me just walk a mile a between slim and none…

  563. It’s Friday. Where the hell is my BBF?

  564. It’s Friday. Where the hell is my BBF?

    Don’t be like that, BBF belongs to all of us.

  565. Ok, Leon, where the hell is OUR BBF.

    and Leon’s tranny?

  566. and Leon’s tranny?

    Damn straight (?).

  567. ‘Sup, Gaywads?!

  568. N’much, waiting for windows to update so I can hop to the other machine and play Witcher.

  569. Here ya go, Leon.

    http://tinyurl.com/lnvvzo

  570. Ugh, not my type at all.

  571. Looks like something out of a Star Trek episode. You just know Krik made it with space trannies.

  572. *packs a few seeds in teh bowl while compos ain’t lookin

    “Oh boy this is gonna be great!”

    /Flounder

  573. Seeds in a party bowl are the equivalent of a cigarette load. Anyone remember cigarette loads?

  574. Wasn’t accidentally doing it with the males of the species (and getting knocked up) a Voyager plot?

  575. If it was, I’m glad I missed that one.

  576. Yeah, it pretty much sucked. It was symbolic of the utter emasculation of latter-day Trek though.

  577. Wow. Just reading compos’ comments have had an adverse effect on my bowels. Poor Sox has been traumatized.

  578. Space trannies? Please. Kirk humped anything that moved. I heard about this one time he taped three tribbles together and gently warmed them in the microwave…nasty bastard.

    I’m amazed Dennehy so debased himself to play that role, but whatever. He must have really needed the money.

  579. heh. Laura said “humped”….

    Jealous much?

  580. he taped three tribbles together and gently warmed them in the microwave…nasty bastard

    Hahahaha!

    You just know that the real way the fight between Kirk and the lizard man ended was with Kirk knocking lizard man nearly unconscious then screwing him silly. The gods were like “Serioulsy, WTF??”

  581. compost, where’d you find that little video you put up at Innocent Gaspassers?

  582. Mornin’ xbradtc.

    If you saw my mighty hump you would know that I have nothing to be intimidated or jealous about. I admit to having a bit of ego about it. It’s because of the reaction a spectacularly malformed hunchback causes in other women.

    I’ve caused more men to have to hold their wives’ hair back than Julio Gallo.

  583. Where the hell is BBF today???? This post is older than xBrad’s skivvies!

  584. Does anybody else smell Geritol and liniment?

  585. Laura – What kind of liniment do you use on your hump?

  586. compost, where’d you find that little video

    Got it in an email awhile back. I forwarded it to Manlesbo, but he never posted it here, the douche.

  587. Turtle Wax

  588. Turtle wax.

  589. Two comments, eaten by wordpress.

    *shakes fist at sky*

    MCPOOOOOOOO!!!!

  590. Does anybody else smell Geritol and liniment?

    I thought it was more like stale coffee-flavored hard candy and urine-soaked Depends.

    Ya know, like the smell you find in a nursing home…

  591. Laura -Ever thought about using Turtle Wax?

  592. RARRRR!

    *climbs the Empire State Building and swats planes out of the sky*

  593. Turtle Wax would have been a funny reply.

  594. DAMMIT!

    *destroys Tokyo and pulls Mothra’s wings off*

  595. *the twins gently start massaging Laura’s hump with Turtle Wax, trying to ensure World Peace*

  596. Animal House has too few female roles.

  597. So do I have to use my lunch hour browsing time to put up a post that will get stomped down by Ro’s BBF? I know I am a nobody but geeze

  598. Animal House has too few female roles.

    Those damned fraternities and their sexist rules.

  599. New Post Up, Gheywads!

  600. They’re anti-humpites, too.

    Thanks PattyAnn.

  601. oh and turtle wax

  602. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16t8rH3QZCc

    This is why I prefer Mothers Car Care products. They could care less about the lives of the mothers they use in their products and, as an evil corporation-loving conservative, that just warms my heart immensely.


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