HHD

I have the hardest time finding men for HHD that aren’t, just out of puberty, or gay, or both. I’m not into pretty boys and every time I search for good looking men, there’s nothing but men who spend faaar more time in front of the mirror every day than I do. Course that’s not saying much, there’s no mirror in the garage.

But I digress. Today in my search for good looking male-ness I found this amusing bit of male goodness. I suppose they’re kind of the answer to Dove’s Real Women campaign.

Apparently Ambercrombie and Fitch hire shirtless, effeminate, metrosexual men to stand outside their store and greet customers as they walk in. Inside the store are nothing but shirtless men posters as well. An Improv group decided to have a bunch of “normal” men go shopping in there topless. Hilarity ensues.

Here’s the “models” posing in Central Park for a photo shoot. It cracks me up, especially the Ron Jeremy look alike at the bottom right.

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Click on the link. It tells the whole story. Below, some cowboy beefcake and professional bull riders.

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223 Comments

  1. Yee. Haw.

  2. awesome as usual!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. I’m sickened.

  4. Having lived around real cowboys for quite some time, I can honestly say that most of them are as dumb as a pie of cow shit.

  5. Dried cow pies make great frisbees.

  6. Ok, but did you guys even watch the video bart? uniball? rich?

  7. Having lived around real cowboys for quite some time, I can honestly say that most of them are as dumb as a pie of cow shit.

    Who cares about brains when you’re humping that?

  8. Uniball, so long as they don’t open their mouths to prove it, I’m okay with just looking for a few minutes.

    Large, throbbing, pinkish gray, firing on all cylinders, brain matter = teh hawt in my book. Sometimes ugly and better yet, some scarring can be sexier than a pretty boy.

  9. Who cares about brains when you’re humping that?

    *archived

  10. Who cares about brains when you’re humping that?

    That cowboy beefcake IS tasty looking. I hope he doesn’t shave his bits.

  11. Uh, PJ, you’re married now. No more humping strangers.

  12. I never watch your videos, pjm. Charlie the Unicorn scarred me permenantly.

  13. I’m not a stranger!

  14. I hadn’t realized how gay Ambercrombie and Fitch was before. I just thought they were into pubescents.

  15. Most of the men who consider themselves cowboys are also first class assholes and poseurs, and I am not kidding.

    They buy into the romantic idea of what a cowboy is and buy the whole shtick hook line and sinker. So they are kind of delusional, hate outsiders, and have a cow shit sized chip on their shoulder.

    Most rodeo cowboys don’t even own land or cattle, and most kids who grow up on ranches don’t have the time or money to train for the rodeo.

    Most of the men who work on ranches now are illegal Mexican immigrants, the pay is too low for white boys to work on ranches unless daddy owns it.

    An illegal immigrant from Chihuahua with ripped clothes and leathery skin is today’s cowboy.

  16. I don’t care what you say uniball. We’re still humping them.

  17. *archived

    ouch

  18. I don’t care what you say uniball. We’re still humping them.

    with my mind, of course

  19. oh and rich? charlie is teh best

  20. Most of the men who consider themselves cowboys are also first class assholes and poseurs, and I am not kidding.

    Same could be said for BBFs models. Most of the women who consider themselves Playboy material, are also first class b*tches and crack snorters. I’m not kidding. I was almost related to a stripper.

  21. I was almost related to a stripper.

    I need to hear that story

  22. On a non-snarky note, I am confident that the hostage wimmins aren’t taken in by assholery.

  23. Same could be said for BBFs models

    exactly

  24. I am confident that the hostage wimmins aren’t taken in by assholery.

    DAMNIT!

  25. It’s a long story Sohos. The conclusion was my brother didn’t marry her, but wound up in 10 years of misery through the courts due to a child they produced. And the drama continues.

    Many of those gals,

    1.) hate men
    2.) do drugs to dull the pain of what they do or do drugs because they are messed up to begin with

  26. On a happier note, the number one result for a google image search for Olivia Wilde is my humble abode.

    Woot!

  27. Okay, it is a little past noon. Where is my AC repairman?

  28. #84 as well.

  29. Who is Olivia Wilde?

  30. I dont know who she is either, but I’ll bet she’s not a cowboy.

  31. She’s one of the chicks on “House”

  32. Maybe you should do a google image search to find out…

  33. Daddy issues…

  34. ‘House’ bugs me. Each episode they sit around going through a list of symptoms…could it be this, could it be that. They do this test and that test. I’m thinking their collective minds put together aren’t worth much.

    One episode, I says ‘Boy, that sounds like the person has ‘X’. Took them 45 minutes longer than me to figure it out. *only because the disease was on that medical mysteries program on TLC*

    So is Olivia the one that is sleeping with all sorts of anonymous chicks because she is dying?

  35. Maybe you should do a google image search to find out…

    Nah…too much work. You do it. Oh, and while you are up, can you bring me a sammich?

  36. Pork, I’m off to the doctors. I’ll bring you some BP meds and cholesterol meds. Close enough?

  37. I feel the same way about House porky.

    *yawn

    like most shows, it was fun the first season, then meh

    all the shows have to have something implausible happen or they have their characters interdate which annoys me to no end. Can you guys not afford to bring on new actors? How can they all switch partners so much and no one cares? Friends did that. ER did that. Even the Drew Carey show did that.

  38. xbrad have you ever used Paulina Rubio on your chic deal?

  39. I have never seen House but NBC canceled Medium but CBS picked it up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqGsxwQpa_g

  40. EXCELLENT HHD!!!!!!!

    PJM, keep up the good work and keep fighting the good fight. You know the fight, the one where it’s really hard to find good looking guys who aren’t jail bait or gay.

  41. Bmac?

  42. One of my customers brought me a bag of chocolate chip cookies.

    I’m having it checked for semen

  43. You know the fight, the one where it’s really hard to find good looking guys who aren’t jail bait or gay.

    HAHAHAHA! It’s exhausting I tell you.

    sohos- I don’t like Medium either. My sister likes it, but I think that chick can’t act worth crap.

  44. I’m having it checked for semen

    hahahahaha, I have coffee in my nose you bitch!!

  45. I’m having it checked for semen

    And which outcome are you hoping for, positive or negative?

  46. I’m sending it to the ‘lab’ priority mail. You should have it by Saturday, PJ. Let me know what you think.

  47. I’m having it checked for semen

    *crosses chocolate chip cookies off favorite food list

  48. What’s pj gonna do? rub the cookies on her hoo-haa and see if she gets preggers?

  49. And which outcome are you hoping for, positive or negative?

    I only like them with just the barest whiff or hint of semen. So many guys go overboard (so to speak) and ruin the cookie’s delicate interplay of brown sugar, butter, and chocolate with too much jizz.

  50. Excellent HHD installement. Bravo.

    And, it’s no easy task finding an attractive male (in the media/enterainment) that doesn’t give off the gay vibe.

  51. I’m hoping that one day I’ll be considered buff enough for HHD!

  52. What about Oreo’s? I mean, those double stuff ones …

  53. ruin the cookie’s delicate interplay of brown sugar, butter, and chocolate with too much jizz.

    Thank you, Rachael Ray.

  54. “So many guys go overboard (so to speak) and ruin the cookie’s delicate interplay of brown sugar, butter, and chocolate with too much jizz.”

    Why is this so hard (so to speak) for guys to understand?

  55. And, it’s no easy task finding an attractive male (in the media/enterainment) that doesn’t give off the gay vibe.

    It will be interesting to see if PJM can ever actually accomplish that on a future HHD post.

  56. I imagine too much spooge would make teh dough kinda runny.

    Bukkookie anyone?

  57. PJM, military guys are always a good source of good looking buff guys. Although, I don’t know any specific sites to go to.

  58. I’m hoping that one day I’ll be considered buff enough for HHD!

    Put yer shirt back on fer chrissakes, chief. And take off those nipple clamps!

  59. if you are really concerned, send those cookies to Rosetta to try.

    He can not only tell you whether or not they contain semen, if they do, he can tell you the age and nationality of the donor with just a single taste.

  60. I’m hoping that one day I’ll be considered buff enough for HHD!

    send me a topless photo MCPO and the women hostages will have a tribal council meeting.

    even military’s hard to find mare. Last time I did a military one, b-rad had to put up a bunch of actors posing as military men

  61. he can tell you the age and nationality of the donor with just a single taste.

    Especially if there’s a little sack sweat mixed in.

  62. I could help you out … take some pictures at my gym.

  63. I’m sending it to the ‘lab’ priority mail. You should have it by Saturday, PJ. Let me know what you think.

    This is gonna take some time.I won’t be able to test it till two weeks from today and then I won’t be able to get back to you for about 28 days. I’ll call you.

  64. Stop following me around with a camera!!!

  65. I’m thinking mesa’s stacked. Probably needs a special license to carry around those guns of his.

  66. sohos- I don’t like Medium either. My sister likes it, but I think that chick can’t act worth crap.

    Ditto. She has these annoying dents in her face, is prolly around 5 feet, and is 100 pounds soaking wet. One episode she tackles and shackles a dude twice her size.

    Pushing the ‘women can do anything a man can do’ a little too far.

    *remembering the real life female deputy getting overpowered by her prisoner beaning her*

  67. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3x769neSeo

  68. Great, now I gotta worry about compos too.

  69. She has these annoying dents in her face

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  70. Probably needs a special license to carry around those guns of his.

    looks like someone’s gone a little sweet on mesa……

  71. talk to you guys later, taking pjdaddy to the urgent care or whatever.

    I’m thinking it’s kidney stones. in the 12 years we’ve been together, I’ve never seen him like this

  72. “The disagreement was over the size of the flag and not what it symbolized. We have invited the employee to put the flag back up.”

    Total horseshit! What fucking country do these assholes think they’re in? From Africa, lived here 14 years, and finds the American flag offensive. Take your sorry ass back to Africa, bitch. *blood boiling*

  73. McLucas said the supervisor who complained has been in the United States for 14 years and is formerly from Africa. McLucas said that supervisor took down the flag herself.

    That bitch needs to swim back to the shithole she came from.

    Then, late Wednesday morning, Kindred posted on its website a statement about the incident. It reads, in part: “The disagreement was over the size of the flag and not what it symbolized. We have invited the employee to put the flag back up.”

    Bullshit.

    Who wants to take bets on when they will find a way to force this flag lover out of her job?

  74. in the 12 years we’ve been together, I’ve never seen him like this

    Good luck, pjd.

    Wait…didn’t the PJParents just spend the weekend together? Hmmmmm, maybe she broke somethin’ on him.

  75. Great, now I gotta worry about compos too.

    You wish. I’m only warm for teh female form, and sans sassage. None of that tranny crap that you and wiser are hot for.

  76. The search terms are just getting crazy:

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  77. in the 12 years we’ve been together, I’ve never seen him like this

    I would make fun, but it sounds pretty serious, so I won’t. Hope all works out well, pj.

  78. From Africa, lived here 14 years, and finds the American flag offensive.

    Perhaps she prefers Africa’s habit of chopping heads and placing those on poles? Or perhaps she has some sand trapped in her sewed up hoo-haw, post-clitorectomy?

  79. “joan jett” nipples

    . . . the fuck??

  80. HAHAHAHA! This site is just perfect.
    http://www.fmylife.com/

  81. “joan jett” nipples

    The hell? I’ll bet JJ’s nips are hairy.

  82. PJM – Hope it’s nothing serious.

  83. Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won’t commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay… he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

    Hahahahahaha! Otter?

  84. HAHAHAHA! This site is just perfect.

    I’m already hooked. It’s going to take awhile to read all of them, but I’m going to do it. Some of them are great.

  85. Best wishes for PJD, honey.

  86. Mesa,
    What are those search terms, where do they come from?

  87. ball, those are terms people used to find The Hostages.

    Lots of pedo’s out there.

  88. yikes!

  89. I’m mildly surprised — and oddly aroused — that “dork lauraw in her squeakhole” isn’t one of the search terms.

  90. ’m thinking it’s kidney stones. in the 12 years we’ve been together, I’ve never seen him like this

    Oh, I hope he’s feeling better. My husband is always passing stones. He’s actually “due”. Every couple of years … like clockworke.

    Once they hook up the morphine … they usually feel much better.

  91. I’m mildly surprised — and oddly aroused — that Carin is married. Blind squirrels, stopped clocks, and all that.

  92. Mesa, is that admin. only info on the dashboard?

  93. xbrad? Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that’s the first time I’ve ever seen a naked woman. I’m a 24 year old guy. FML

  94. Where do I get the nifty pic of D-Day to use as my avatar?

  95. I like to think there are not a lot of pedos in the world

    sticks fingers in ears…lalalalalalalalala

  96. Where do I get the nifty pic of D-Day to use as my avatar?

    Try the internet. I hear you can find all kinds of stuff there.

    Google Images “D-Day Animal House”

  97. Was not very many out there

  98. D-day.

  99. I put Mandy on mine and cleared my cache and it still didnt show up…

  100. Man, this thread is as stale as a Malor post. Or Rosetta’s vajayjay.

  101. When McLucas came to work Friday, her boss told her another supervisor had found her flag offensive. “I was just totally speechless. I was like, ‘You’re kidding me,'” McLucas said.

    Are yoiu fucking kidding me? How dare this bitch come tom my country, take employment here, live under the blessing of our liberties, and be “offended” by its symbol! Beating would be too damn good for her, but I’ll happily pony up for a ticket to anywhere else for her, provided she never again darkens this country’s doorstep.

    Then, late Wednesday morning, Kindred posted on its website a statement about the incident. It reads, in part: “The disagreement was over the size of the flag and not what it symbolized. We have invited the employee to put the flag back up.”

    The disagreement was over the size, but its ok to put it back up??? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Or maybe the administration decided that they best not offend the people they serve in favor of a digruntled foreign born employee who is obviously the walking definition of “ingrate”.

    Asshats.

  102. see I told you: Size DOES matter

  103. Thanks Wiser, that is better than the one I found

  104. Thanks Wiser, that is better than the one I found

    Glad to help, my friend.

  105. my brothers girlfriend is coming over tonight and making enchillada’s yummy!

  106. Vmax how did you change your avatar? I have tried twice and it wont change

  107. see I told you: Size DOES matter

    Does that mean they’d squeal harder with my size 14 boot up their ass as opposed to wiser and wiserbud’s size 7?

  108. why YES it does

  109. I refuse to change my avatar!!! Bull Halsey is an American hero, not some fucking leftist, douchebag, faggot actor!

  110. Kidneystones.

    Oh man. Ouch.

    bukkookie nope. Kukido.

  111. *leaves a note for the visiting nurse to take the caffeine out of MCPO’s diet*

  112. Bull Halsey is an American hero, not some fucking leftist, douchebag, faggot actor!

    Looks like it’s time for someone’s nap…..

  113. not some fucking leftist, douchebag, faggot actor!

    Well said, Chief.

    Hi, Dave! Good luck playing Godzirra.

  114. LauraW and Wiserbud are posting from the same computer! It’s coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!

  115. PJM I hope PJD is ok

  116. I refuse to change my avatar!!! Bull Halsey is an American hero, not some fucking leftist, douchebag, faggot actor!

    Right on, old dude!

  117. I just took a 3 hr nap, and I’m only up now b/c I’m starving! How’s everybody? And very nice HHD PJM.

  118. HAHAHAHAHAAA

  119. I am in the spam bucket. I said to Pj that I hope PJD is OK.

  120. these frelling comments I swear!

  121. Sohita – I rescued you from de SPAM box!

  122. I hope PJD is OK as well.

    But if he doesn’t make it….

    Who loves ya, baby?

  123. What’s wrong w/ PJD?

  124. Tattoo – PJM thinks it may be a kidney stone

  125. Ouch. Did someone remind PJM this would be an inappropriate time to do the “well I gave birth, so suck it up” thing?

  126. 18 times

  127. Think it’s gonna work?

  128. I have missed you Tat

  129. I’ve missed you guys Sohos ;) The nic changes are killing me.

  130. I just uploaded it to gravatar and said use this for this email Sohos.

    Hi Tattoos!

  131. K, off to dinner.

    Hi Vmax.

  132. what picture is showing up on mine?

  133. Your money or your life. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPgHbt0ODr4

  134. I love that!

  135. You are still Alice Sohos

  136. Well I guess I am just stupid b/c she is showing up as Mandy on my dashboard but not here

  137. It may take awhile for the new avatar to populate all of your posts, sohos.

  138. I am not a very patient person.

  139. The reason c3po has an ex?

    A woman was cleaning her husband’s dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer. The husband said I’m sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer. The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said “I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer. The husband replied” Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.

  140. So, sohos, are you still sore from potty training last week?

  141. It was a sunny Saturday morning, and C3PO was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker – “Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men’s tee, please!”
    C3PO was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement – “Would the man on the women’s tee kindly back up the men’s tee!”
    C3PO had had enough. He shouted, “Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut the fuck up and let me play my second shot!”

  142. yes, and now they are saying I have to get an MRI on the knee of the bad leg. My knee is keeping me from progressing so he thinks they is an injury there that wasn’t identified.

  143. they=there

  144. Sorry to hear that. I’m sure it will get worked out. Has to be frustrating for someone who claims to be inpatient. Did they prescribe good drugs?

  145. I guess if you call Morphine good

  146. Since it’s just you and me in here, mind if I share a dirty joke?

    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”

    She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

  147. didnt he also tell her to fix him a chicken pot pie?

  148. Chicken Pot
    Chicken Pot
    Chicken Pot Pie!

  149. do yall know how upset i am going to be if i have to have knee surgery?

  150. ^ I didn’t know there was going to be a quiz today?!?^

  151. you can take your thumb out of my ass now, Carmine

  152. Of all the quotes Burl could have chosen…

  153. hey mcpo
    http://tinyurl.com/b42wkj

  154. Hey Sohos

    http://tiny.pl/3gqk

  155. You fucked up. You trusted us.

  156. Someone spiked their Geritol.

  157. The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

  158. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

  159. compos, what color dress are you wearing right now?

  160. Mesa, is that admin. only info on the dashboard?

    Must be.

  161. And most recently of all, a “Roman Toga Party” was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.

  162. Tushar???

    NOOOOOOOO!!!1!1!1111

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvn1yCmBpB0

  163. About time one of you chumps chose d-day, should of been the first choice.

    DEATHMOBILE RULES AND RULES ALL!

  164. Hmm, dinner was delicious!

  165. What happens when you put real motors in kid’s toys?

    Fun, that’s what.

  166. My kind of kid’s toy!!!

  167. Clint you figured it out but I can’t!

  168. Are you sure you’re logged in, sohos?

  169. Do not watch this video…

  170. A pissed off woman — http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

  171. Sohos check your email.

  172. ok

  173. ahhh memories thanks Mesa

  174. A pissed off woman — http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

    Gives blowjob a whole new meaning

    heh

  175. Freaky breaks and I are not friends

  176. Sohos, I’m hurt. I thought we were tight.

  177. Nope we steer clear of that shit!

  178. sup?

  179. anyone ready to let me cut out their corneal tissue so I can make a good impression on Thursday?

  180. Nope we steer clear of that shit!

    That’s not the only thing you steer clear of.

    You haven’t come near me since we hit 17!

  181. No.

  182. meanie

  183. you and the eyes! I hope you get it!

  184. meanie

    Sorry hon.

  185. sohos, I will gladly cut out dead people’s eyes if it gets us out of this garage.

  186. I hear ya girl. How is pjd?

  187. he’s at the urgent care place right now waiting for a CT scan. I couldn’t take it there anymore.

    I’ve never seen it that busy in urgent care before. Do you remember that scene from Stand by Me when “Lard Ass” is in the pie contest where he drinks all that stuff and pukes on everyone and then everyone pukes on everyone else? That’s what was happening in there. People were puking left and right.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmQoqNZrdZc

  188. “people were puking left and right. And now click on this link”

    You really think we’re that dumb? I mean, obviously burt’s gonna click on it, but did you really think anyone else would?

  189. You really think we’re that dumb?

    Hahahahaha.

  190. hey, sohos, I see Mandy now!

  191. Gross! Sounds like toe rodo virus…..highly contagious

  192. toe=the

  193. toe=the

    Leg on the brain, huh?

  194. it was the lardass story on stand by me!!

    eets the best

    eets fantastic

  195. always…..sigh

  196. I see mandy.

  197. REALLY???????

  198. Really.

  199. Have you guys seen the “skins” you can use on Firefox now?

  200. mandy has a blue headband and looks like a total whore

  201. Great!

  202. ok ladies, ready to cry?

    this was sent to me in an email today and I just checked it out on snopes

    *SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/katie.asp

  203. I know PJM isnt that amazing

  204. You’re gonna have to work harder than that to make me cry PJM.

  205. you hard hard woman tat

  206. I know.

  207. I know how to make Tat cry..tell her she cant EVER have chocolate again

  208. I know how to make Tat cry..tell her she cant EVER have chocolate again

    HAHAHAHA!

    you’re good sohos……..evil, but good

  209. I know how to make Tat cry..tell her she cant EVER have chocolate again

    Damn Sohos, just kill me now!

  210. The preview for the movie Drag me to Hell scares the shit out of me and I dont scare easy. I hate demonic movies.

  211. here’s a bunch more photos chronicling her ordeal

    http://bop.nppa.org/2006/still_photography/winners/OES/67966/134497.html

  212. I remember when that wedding occurred. Local story here in Michigan.

  213. I like the one where she is laying on her arms. Damn she was beautiful.

  214. Oh, and “Katy’s Spa” which is mentioned in the article (name after her) is right here in the town where I live. Lapeer.

  215. The hubby is (was – I assume he still is ) a Lapeer county sheriff deputy.

  216. I didn’t know, but she lived in Metamora. I live between Lapeer and Metamora. They must have gone to the local HS.

    I Just moved up here 18 months ago, but even down in detroit the story was covered.

  217. It was saying this story’s getting circulated again because her own pops died this past march from his own battle with cancer

  218. So sad. There are nice people up here.

  219. It’s appears the Hump Day Homos Hotties have been pushed down like so many big boned wimmins.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    *runs away to new thread and sets Tazers to ‘Stun’*

  220. Why is mesa flouting the rules about posting videos?

  221. mcpo, he threatened me with death if I messed with his videos


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