Oooop! Late HHD Post

These are all Marines who have served in Iraq.

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And this doesn’t really fit in with this post, but since b-rad was in the military and he did email me this photo, I thought I should share it. He sent me a photo of his meetup with Sean M.

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114 Comments

  1. oh wow first!!!!! Great post!!!!!

  2. How was I to know Sean wanted the last brownie more than me?

  3. Most excellent installment.

    Now, I’m really going to my bunk.

  4. Ooooooooh. I’ll take some of that. Except for that last photo which is ghey.

  5. How was I to know Sean wanted the last brownie more than me?

    HAHAHAHA!

    b-rad! I’m so proud of you!! You made teh funny!!

  6. This is the first Hunk Day that I don’t believe I can make any kind of insult.

    That dude saluting without a hand nearly choked me up.

  7. God Bless them all……. a lot!

    On a lighter note, and no offense intended:

    Two alligators are sitting at the side of a Loosiana swamp.

    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I Can’t understand how you can be so much bigger ‘n me We’re the same age, we was the same size as kids…I just don’t get it.”

    “Well,” said the big ‘gator, “What you been eatin’ boy?” “Lawyers, same as you,” replied the small ‘gator.

    “Hmm. Well, where do y’all catch ’em?”

    “Down at ‘tother side of the swamp near the parkin’ lot of that law firm.”

    “Same here. Hmm. How do you catch ’em?”

    “Well, I crawls up under one of them BMWer’s and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab ’em on the leg, shake the shit out of ’em, and eat ’em!”

    “Ah!” says the big alligator, “I think I see your problem. You ain’t gettin’ any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin’ the shit out of a lawyer, there ain’t nothin’ left but lips and a briefcase .”

  8. and thanks for that post. brightened up my day!!!

  9. Numero dos es mi favorito

  10. PJM, you have outdone yourself this time, thanks. (saves to hard drive)

  11. Ditto, PJ.

  12. Number 2 is very nice, but honestly I don’t know if I can pick my favorite.

    And, so I ask myself? Why not just choose ’em all?

  13. Numero dos es muy bueno.

  14. Y numero cinco es muy bueno tambien.

  15. I like #4 and #5 for their smiles, but the shoulders of #2… God bless ’em all.

  16. I did 200 situps every fucking day, and never had a stomach like that. Motherfuckers.

  17. I did 200 situps every fucking day, and never had a stomach like that. Motherfuckers.

    It’s ok. We love you anyway.

  18. Wow!! Everybody is soooo español today. I dig it.

  19. xbrad,
    Genetics is a bitch!

  20. It looks like RFH’s avatar is wearing a mask to guard against manbirdpig flu.

    Good job, RFH’s avatar.

  21. OK, as a service to the ladies, and not to ding the Marines, here’s what I USED to look like:

  22. Brad, you’re a very handsome young man in that photo. I’d jump on you. Just sayin’.

  23. I need a good excuse to stay in the bar and drink instead of going back to work.

    Hey boss, 22oz Newcastles are $5! I’m taking a personal day.

  24. awwwwwwwwwwww b-rad, is that you on the right? You’re a total babe.

  25. Hey boss, 22oz Newcastles are $5! I’m taking a personal day.

    Where are you? I’ll be right there.

  26. PJ, he’s in the middle.

  27. Thanks, Folly. I really need to dig out the pic of my squad getting drunk in Schofield Barracks. I was 19, worked out like a fiend, and still had a beer belly. Uni is right. Genetics suck.

  28. Hahahaha. Pupster, where do you live? And why are you in a bar in the middle of the day? And why am I not?

  29. Fuck you, PJ. I’m the good looking one in the middle. The guy on the right, Russ, was a heck of a nice guy though. The short guy on the left was a mean little bastard, but loyal as all heck.

  30. PJ, he’s in the middle.

    HAHAHA! I know.

  31. I figured you did, PJ and you were just giving Brad grief. We’d like to see more photos Xbrad. You can’t possibly have mutated into a hideous beast over time.

  32. I happen to think the older Brad is more handsome….just sayin’.

  33. Nope, he looks just the same, but with bigger hair.

  34. Great photo, xbrad. You look less gay than I would have expected.

  35. I happen to think the older Brad is more handsome….just sayin’.

    Me too.

  36. “Schofield Barracks. I was 19”

    *does a little math…..*

    You don’t remember a guy with last name of Knepp, do you?

  37. It’s a restaurant WITH a bar, walking distance from my orriface.

    I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE!

  38. I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE!

    Hahahaha. Do a quick succession of shots, throw up all over the bar and then call in sick.

  39. You don’t remember a guy with last name of Knepp, do you?

    No, but 8 years later I worked with a guy named Steve Knapp. We thought he was a dirtbag because he kept falling asleep in the field and always bitching about headaches and neck pain.

    Then they found the golf-ball sized brain tumor.

  40. “Then they found the golf-ball sized brain tumor.”

    oops…..your bad.

    My very first boyfriend was stationed in Hawaii for a long time. (10 years, I think) He lived at Schofield for a while. I was 25-26 at the time.

    I realize there are thousands of soldiers / airmen there, but you never know when a coinkidink will show up.

  41. Hey boss, I’m having some eye trouble. I can’t see myself coming back to work today.

  42. Don’t mess with band geeks

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518483,00.html

  43. OH,,,I should clarify that….he was my boyfriend when I was 16-18, then left the country. I got married, divorced, and we got back together when I was 25. Didn’t want anyone thinkin I was boyfriendless until I was 25.

  44. Oh, so you don’t want us thinking you were virtuous, but rather you were the town tramp.

    OK>

  45. Kornkat Annie,
    I don’t think anyone assumed you were boyfriendless until 25. Women with loose morals usually don’t go long between boyfriends.

  46. Women with loose morals usually don’t go long between boyfriends.
    *makes note to be a better tramp*

  47. Central Ohio Rosey. Home of the $5 22oz Newcastles.

    *orders 8 Jagermeisters*

  48. “Oh, so you don’t want us thinking you were virtuous, but rather you were the town tramp.”

    I was going to make the same comment. Mindwave stealer.

  49. We thought he was a dirtbag because he kept falling asleep in the field and always bitching about headaches and neck pain.

    Then they found the golf-ball sized brain tumor.

    MOM!!!! Brad’s ragging on cancer boy again!!!!!

  50. “Oh, so you don’t want us thinking you were virtuous, but rather you were the town tramp.”

    You say that like its a bad thing.

  51. He survived, BTW. They wanted to put him in the hospital in Denver for treatment for about 6 months, but we drove him up there every day instead, so he could stay at home with his girlfriend and kid.

  52. “Women with loose morals usually don’t go long between boyfriends.”

    hah… I wish. The only thing that’s ever loose with me are my bowels…

    TMI?????

    xbrat – WAY, way too much competition for the crown. :) My Dad didn’t let us off the farm enough to be a floozy.

    I said I had the SAME BOYFRIEND from 16y/o to 18. Doesn’t anybody read? sheesh….

    oh yea, he was 13 years older than I was too. THAT was the talk of the town,, ,but my mother loved him. I should have married him when he asked, instead of the loser I did.

  53. Central Ohio Rosey. Home of the $5 22oz Newcastles.

    *orders 8 Jagermeisters*

    That right there is a fun time. Well done!!!

    Get shitfaced, go back to work and breath all over your boss and then report back.

  54. I will take #4 please….to go

  55. I should have married him when he asked, instead of the loser I did.

    Hey. What the fuck.

  56. “Hey. What the fuck.”

    You heard me douchbag. HEY,,,while I got ya here, where’s the back child support and half of M—‘s tuition you owe us??

    *finding it hard to see through the sudden dust bass from his hasty retreat*

    GET BACK HERE YOU CHICKENSHIT!!

  57. NO, I don’t know what a “dust bass” is. I do know what a dust BALL is, tho.

  58. hah… I wish. The only thing that’s ever loose with me are my bowels…

    TMI?????

    Heh, i’m still laughin’ at that.

    I’m picking out pictures Brad, should have them to you by tomorrow or saturday.

  59. Youse guys read this?

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/04/tales_from_57_states_arlen_the.html

    “Arlen the Flying Elephant”

  60. That’s fine, forged. And if you miss the deadline, there’s always the next week.

  61. Hi KKA.

  62. Hey, KKA do you have the local child support folks working on your case?

  63. Guy runs into a bar and says ‘Quick, give me 10 shots of your best scotch!’

    Bartender lines up 10 shot glasses and starts pouring them full of Glennfiddich, and the guy starts slamming them one after the other.

    The bartender, says ‘Hey…slow down pal, what’s the rush?’

    ‘You’d drink like this too, if you had what I have.’

    ‘What do you have?’

    *slams last shot*

    ‘No money…’

  64. Old, pupster, very old.

  65. I’d never heard that one before Pupster. I liked it.

  66. Shouldn’t you be doing situps or something XBRAD?

  67. No, I’ve found the best way to raise my heartrate is either read about Obama, or download porn.

  68. No, I’ve found the best way to raise my heartrate is either read about Obama, or download porn.

    And sex which I’m sure you’ll have again. Provided Sean loosens up.

  69. sorry – went to stir the goulash and got involved in Gunsmoke.

    hi Rosetta, my favorite man-lesbian of all times!!!!

    Folly – my daughter is 30 . Water under the bridge is too hard to collect now. I let it go long time ago for her sake.

  70. KKA, your daughter can pursue it now that she’s an adult.

  71. “I’ve found the best way to raise my heartrate is either read about Obama, or download porn.”

    Thing is – the blood doesn’t get circulated – it’s probably “pooling” in one spot! :)

  72. “KKA, your daughter can pursue it now that she’s an adult.”

    She never had a decent father – no need to ruin their adult relationship with something like money. Better to let deadbeat dogs lie in their own filth.

  73. Gotta go – planting petunias today!!!

  74. Gotta go – planting petunias today!!!

    That’s code for something, right?

  75. xbradtc, why are you feeding my troll?

    *takes paddle down from wall hook*

  76. not to ding the Marines, here’s what I USED to look like:

    I’d hit it.

  77. I’m just having some fun, Laura. Plus, it seems to reduce his presence elsewhere, doesn’t it?

  78. Thanks, Romy. I wish I’d known that 15 years ago…

  79. Holy shit, XBrad, the fruit salad you got. CIB, Army Commendation, good conduct (bwahahahaa), service ribbon, Kuwait liberation medal?, presidential unit citation, markmanship?, others I don’t know.

  80. Just the usual collection of crap. You’ll notice there are no “V” devices anywhere on there. And the CIB was a ‘gimme’ for Desert Storm. We used to say that it stood for ‘carried in a Bradley’ or ‘carried in back’..

  81. Heh. I forgot. I picked up a drivers badge later. For all the miles I put on my Chevy as a recruiter.

  82. I guess that douche Jon from Jon and Kate plus 8 is just going to keep making an ass out of himself until they cancel their show.

  83. What did Jon do to piss you off? I only saw it a few times, he seemed OK in a doofus kinda way.

  84. he keeps going out to bars and hanging on and kissing on other women. His wife was on some book tour and he was caught leaving a bar w/some other chic wasted.

  85. Do you watch that show Sohita?

    Mrs. Pupster likes it a little.

    She agrees with me though…Kate is a ball-buster.

  86. At least on my computer, I couldn’t see the detail well enough for devices. One of my nephews received the Army Commendation medal with a V for valor for his part in taking Baghdad airport. He lied to his grandmother about it “so she won’t worry.”

  87. I got one Arcom for DS (I was there, not for anything specific) and one as an end of tour award at Ft. Carson. I got six AAMs for various things over the years, some as end of tour awards, some as impact awards for excercises, some for things like gunnery.

  88. Ive only seen it a couple of times and yes, Kate is def. a ballbuster but he is such a pantywaist that I dont blame her.

  89. kind of a dead day on the blog today huh?

  90. Awesome, XBrad. Six AAMs gets you a silver oak leaf? Or something else?

    How tall are you?

  91. I’m trying to kill it, but it keeps popping back up…

  92. Sohita, HHD is never a dull day.

  93. 5’11”-6′. It depends how tall I stand. I was about 175# in that pic. I’m prolly 210# now.

  94. I’m going to go read a book. see yall later

  95. Definitely would have hit it if I had been single 15 years ago. I’m 5′ 8″.

  96. The short guy on the left was a mean little bastard, but loyal as all heck.

    Brad…that dude looks fucking psycho

  97. He was. In a good way, TBoM. I had an angry husband show up wanting to kick my ass one time. He took one look at Sean, shut up, and left.

  98. cool pic Brad…blue infantry chords?

    My bro said he was more proud of those than his wings

  99. He took one look at Sean, shut up, and left.

    I can imagine he took off. If he saw anything like the photo of you two above, I’m sure he realized he didn’t have to worry about his wife one bit.

  100. Yup. Just about creamed myself when I was permitted to wear that. It was amazing the continuity I felt with my forebears in the infantry. That I had joined a fraternity with the likes of Audie Murphy and the millions of others who had served in the least glamorous of jobs.

  101. She agrees with me though…Kate is a ball-buster.

    I’ve never seen the show, but decided to look for articles about what sohos was talking about and I started reading the comments and was amazed at how many people were disgusted at how kate treats her man.

  102. xbrad- not sure if you saw it on the other thread, but I took the blame for botching our meetup this week. No apologies from you were needed.

    I’m a piss-poor planner.

  103. “I had an angry husband show up wanting to kick my ass one time.”

    I have never understood that logic. If my wife fucked or seriously flirted with another dude,or made out with the other dude, that ain’t the other dudes fault, that is the wife’s fault. If she shut down is advancements and he continued to persist that is one thing, but usually guys don’t do that.

    No one needs to get beat up for any of it though. If the missus steps out, fuck her, buy the guy a beer and thank him for exposing her for what she is.

  104. I banged his wife like a big bass drum, thank you very much…

  105. I banged his wife like a big bass drum, thank you very much…

    How charming.

  106. He should have bought you a beer for exposing her lack of morals to him.

  107. Not to pile on ‘Kate’ too much, it’s probably how they edit the show, but honest to God she NEVER has a nice thing to say to or about Jon.

    I guess that’s what happens when you make your babies with a test-tube, turkey-baster and soft-core porn.

  108. xbrad,
    Was she obese?

  109. new post.

  110. You don’t strike me as one to go poaching.

  111. My wife loves that show. The one nice thing about it is they purchased a condo up at The Canyons, a resort in Park City, and the The Canyons gets some nice exposure from the deal.

    She is absolutely a ball buster. When I saw that he had family and connection in Hawaii I questioned how long that marriage would last. Ball busting women don’t mix well with the laid back culture of the islands, and the dude has more than a little of that in him.

    I wouldn’t hit it.

  112. He should have bought you a beer for exposing her lack of morals to him.

    He was screwing some barmaid, so I didn’t feel too bad. But I’ve put my wicked ways behind me…

  113. He was a hypocrite.

  114. Thanks, Romy. I wish I’d known that 15 years ago…

    All I got was a thanks. *Sniff, sniff*


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