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Does anyone really think that a couple of helium balloon are sufficient for a skydive?

 

Does Bart raise horses?

 

Do you also like this song?

325 Comments

  1. CAN I BE FIRST!?!?!?!?!

  2. only if i can be 2nd

  3. I cant get away from the luft balloon song. It has been in my head ALL day!

  4. hahahaha Treacher at HA on the QOTD post

    How quickly this guy went from The One Thing Standing in the Way of Obama’s Agenda to Hey, Obama, Nice Agenda!

    Who else wants to join the fanclub I’m starting?

    Arlen
    Specter’s
    Society to
    Help
    Obama
    Lord over
    Everything

  5. Don’t you all agree Jamaroqui should die in a fire?

  6. I cant get away from the luft balloon song. It has been in my head ALL day!

    Seriously? Why dat?

    Funny that I put up a picture of balloons. COINCIDENCE??!?!?!

    Yes.

  7. Treacher’s a national treasure, isn’t he?

  8. xbrad, did you take your medication tonight?

  9. Medication? Don’t you mean “cheap rotgut whisky?”

  10. He sure is Brad.

  11. Did TGSG just FAIL?

  12. ok boys I am going to bed

  13. huh ? never in my life have i flailed!!11!!!1!!

  14. Medication? Don’t you mean “cheap rotgut whisky?”

    Yes.

    When Sox is asleep, please yell “ROSETTA SAYS HELLO!!!!!!!” then throw a bunch of socks at him.

  15. Shit, was it because I was away for two hours, Sohita?

  16. oh, fail, maybe… nite Sohita

  17. Not at all xbrad. I am praying for you btw. Is there anything we could do for you?

  18. Okay, who’s ready to debate predetermination vs. free will?

  19. did anyone notice that KKA said her kitty had a sock on his tail?

  20. So, a little after 9, Rich finally called, but it was a bit late for me to drive all the way to Disneyland to meet him.

    Oddly, he sounds just like his picture.

  21. I saw that about KKA’s kitteh. Lol’d even.

    sohos, just keep praying. But pray mostly for you. You need it more right now.

  22. Damn! I stayed up for this?

    *flips off teh sky*

  23. Rosie this is for you:

  24. Rosie:
    uh-oh. Religion again.

  25. ok boys I am going to bed

    Whew, now that Sohos is gone we can party.

  26. Rosie this is for you:

    http://www.wallpaperez.info/wallpaper/celebrities/Jessica-Simpson-1444.jpg

    Jessica wishes she was as good as you.

    Poor Jessica.

  27. Tattoo, what shoes are you wearing?

  28. oh you get big hugs (((((((((((((((you))))))))))))))

    Party on Tat! 😉

  29. Okay, who’s ready to debate predetermination vs. free will?

    Who’s ready to say that those two ideas are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

  30. Tattoo, what shoes are you wearing?

    Rosie, I don’t wear shoes in bed. Duh.

  31. Who’s ready to say that those two ideas are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

    Hmmmmmmmm…….

    *scoots my chair closer to Tattoo*

    Perhaps we are predetermined to have free will?

    Would God necessarily have to pre-ordain everything that happens to us?

    Would you rather have a pet rock or a pet dog?

  32. Who’s ready to say that those two ideas are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

    Given the the Almighty is omnipresent (ie, not of linear time) he knows all the free-will decisions you will make.

  33. Rosie, I don’t wear shoes in bed. Duh.

    Hey! Since when?

  34. Perhaps we are predetermined to have free will?

    Would God necessarily have to pre-ordain everything that happens to us?

    Perhaps there are certain major events in our life that we must face, but the path we take there is of our own choosing.

    And a pet dog. Except right now, all I can afford is a pet rock.

  35. So………..

    ran across the britney spears tampon vid whilst perusing the innertubes. Anybody wanna see it? It’s really not much, just a tampon string sticking out from her panties.

  36. Hey! Since when?

    Since I told you to sleep in the other room, after your “harmless flirtation” w/ Mare started.

  37. saw that already
    Forged

  38. If you read The Hostages, forged, you’d know that PJ already put that up.

  39. Given the the Almighty is omnipresent (ie, not of linear time) he knows all the free-will decisions you will make.

    I assume you mean that we live in linear time. But what other “time” is there?

    Isn’t “time” a concept that humans invented to organize life?

  40. If you read The Hostages, forged, you’d know that PJ already put that up.

    Who has time (or the inclination) to read the myriad of crap that y’all put up while the rest of us are at work/sleeping?

  41. Wha? Missed that entirely

  42. well, obviously, non-linear time. In theological terms, God (I kept typing Dog!) is present now, at the beginning of time and the end of time, all at the same time. It is all one and the same to him. But not to us.

  43. I assume you mean that we live in linear time. But what other “time” is there?

    Isn’t “time” a concept that humans invented to organize life?

    Ahh, did we invent time, or did we simply attempt to quantify time?

    And I think Bart’s leaning toward a multiple dimensions thing. At least that’s the way it reads to me.

  44. Since I told you to sleep in the other room, after your “harmless flirtation” w/ Mare started.

    Green does not look good on you, sweet thing.

    Let’s hug.

    *gives side hug so Tattoo doesn’t get moob*

  45. “”Who has time (or the inclination) to read the myriad of crap that y’all put up while the rest of us are at work/sleeping?””

    does this mean you want to see it Tat ?

  46. Oops! Ummm, Brad. Yeah, Brad.

  47. does this mean you want to see it Tat ?

    Nope, saw it this morning. Already tried to dig my eyeballs out. Mostly ‘cuz it was BS.

  48. Green does not look good on you, sweet thing.

    SHUT YER MOUTH!!!

    I look stunning in green. Any color green. Me=stunning! You got that?!

  49. I was wondering how Bart got dragged into this…

  50. xbrad, can you define non-linear time? I mean that as a serious question.

    It strikes me as an oxymoron. Time is linear. God’s existence is neither linear nor constrained by what we understand as time.

    I’m not sure non-linear time exists. Much like effective communicators of the conservative philosophy.

  51. I was wondering how Bart got dragged into this…

    Isn’t it always Bart’s fault?

  52. I wish God would not have let me eat all that chocolate yesterday. I ate so much the bridge of my nose started sweating. I hate that.

  53. hahah check the website it’s posted from 🙂

    http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/airforce-one-2.jpg?w=300&h=408

  54. I look stunning in green. Any color green. Me=stunning! You got that?!

    *grabs Tattoo*

    *gives bear hug*

  55. I don’t know what the hell you people are talking about, so for those like me, here’s a pic of a dude who crapped his pants.

  56. I invented time, but ran out of funds so I couldn’t make enough of it. So I sold it to a conglomerate who started marketing a cheaper version that doesn’t last nearly as long.

    …at least that’s going to be my story as to why this final report isn’t done by morning.

  57. linky no worky forged

  58. Is anyone interested in discussing the religious reasoning behind dirty words? That’s been bugging me for years.

    Anyone?

  59. PJM, you gotta hack off the http at the front.

  60. xbrad, can you define non-linear time? I mean that as a serious question.

    No. I’m stupid that way. But Einstein spent a lot of time working on the concept of space/time and how they are two sides of the same coin, much as mass and energy are interrelated.

    It strikes me as an oxymoron. Time is linear. God’s existence is neither linear nor constrained by what we understand as time.

    Yeah, God’s like that. I think a lot of our perception of God is colored by the fact that we just can’t grasp or process some higher level thinking.

  61. eh phooey, if you open it in a new tab it’ll work. but it’s just some guy with shit in his pants, not really sure it’s worth the effort.

  62. PJM, you gotta hack off the http at the front.

    It’s pathetic how much I want to see someone who’s crapped their pants isn’t it ?

  63. Seriously? You guys are working to get a pic to open? Of a guy who shit himself?

    Hello? Rosetta? Where have you people been?

  64. I invented time, but ran out of funds so I couldn’t make enough of it. So I sold it to a conglomerate who started marketing a cheaper version that doesn’t last nearly as long.

    …at least that’s going to be my story as to why this final report isn’t done by morning.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That reminds me of all those answers to difficult math questions that the test takers had no idea how to solve so they made funny instead.

    I love those.

  65. Maybe he sat in something?

  66. Maybe he sat in something?

    Maybe he shat in something?

  67. Compos?

  68. Maybe he shat in something?

    HAHAHA! Guess I missed a letter

  69. Yeah, God’s like that. I think a lot of our perception of God is colored by the fact that we just can’t grasp or process some higher level thinking.

    Well I don’t know that I would be that impressed with a God that could do a Rubik’s cube in 5 seconds.

    However, a God that can imagine and create a human eye? That’s impressive.

    I mean…that would be impressive if the human eye wasn’t a natural progression from an amoeba to a fish to a monkey to me.

    *picks eyes up off the floor*

  70. Come on! Is anyone interested in talking smack??

    I have some serious questions, dammit!!

  71. Nighty-nighty y’all.

  72. gnite all ya’ll

  73. Or should I link funny pictutes of panama llama?

  74. My brain is getting stress microfractures going back and forth between this thread and this report:

    The results of cases run for a design employing 0.001” ports in a 40%-etched in a 0.001” foil are shown in Figure 11. The ports were spaced on 0.002” centers and were in a square array configuration. The temperature of the fluid (He) and the flow rate were varied to cover a range of operating conditions. The results may be compared to those shown in Figure 12, where an identical design etched 60% deep is considered. The deeper etch results in more than a 10% reduction in pressure drop.

    Even lower pressure drops are obtained with use of a thicker foil, as shown in Figure 13. These calculations again were based on the Figure 11 design, but with a 50% etch in a 0.002” foil. This reduces the pressure drop by another 10%, but would also lead to a significant reduction in heat transfer area per unit volume. Future designs may employ designs with a combination of etch depths and foil thicknesses, using larger flow passages at the cold end, or using an occasional thicker foil to improve flow distribution across the regenerator.

    Yeah, there’s 130 more pages just like that.

  75. You know how I know there’s a God?

    The female human breast. He took a lump of fat and turned it into the most beautiful thing in the world, just by putting a nipple on it.

    Hey, Tat, come over here and prove to Rosetta there really is a God.

  76. He took a lump of fat and turned it into the most beautiful thing in the world, just by putting a nipple on it.

    Plus he made a spare.

  77. Shit. Geoff makes a better joke of my joke than I do.

    Don’t you have a report to finish?

  78. Don’t you have a report to finish?

    Do you think I can concentrate on writing when you’re going on about the perfection of the female breast?

  79. I’m here, does anyone give a crap?

    Sweet dreams, Tat!

    (Rosetta, now that Tat is asleep we can continue our “harmless flirtation.”)

  80. It’s funny that we have to specify “female” breast to avoid somebody linking a moob pic.

  81. Plus he made a spare.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  82. Yeah, there’s 130 more pages just like that.

    (A) Not if you set them on fire.

    Even lower pressure drops are obtained with use of a thicker foil, as shown in Figure 13. These calculations again were based on the Figure 11 design, but with a 50% etch in a 0.002” foil.

    (B) This is shit anyway because the 50% etch based on the Figure 11 design is actually in a 0.00197 foil. The rounding is convenient but it doesn’t produce the drop in pressure put forth in this ridiculous paper.

    IMPROVE FLOW DISTRIBUTION ACROSS THE REGENERATOR FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. I totally give a crap mare!

  84. Aw crap. Now I have to start over.

  85. After looking back on the direction of my life, the turns, the twists, the moves, the ups, the downs and to look back and see a strange but perfect progression…now that’s impressive. Good job, God.

  86. I would give a crap, Mare, but you’re just gonna talk about going to the river with Rosetta.

  87. PJM, you are awesome and beautiful and funny and obviously have good taste because you like me. (You like me…right?)

  88. (Rosetta, now that Tat is asleep we can continue our “harmless flirtation.”)

    Hahahahaha. SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    *makes out with Mare*

  89. I would give a crap, Mare, but you’re just gonna talk about going to the river with Rosetta.

    And I have sneaking suspicion that she’s not going to edit “5.0 Regenerator Coupon Experiment” for me.

  90. xbrad, you have an excellent memory. I have excellent mammaries.

  91. After looking back on the direction of my life, the turns, the twists, the moves, the ups, the downs and to look back and see a strange but perfect progression…now that’s impressive. Good job, God.

    We are the Wonder Twins! My philosophy exactly.

  92. PJM, when we meet are we going to get shit faced?

  93. We are the Wonder Twins! My philosophy exactly.

    I’m still at the stage where God is b-slapping me for getting uppity.

    I never learn.

  94. “And I have sneaking suspicion that she’s not going to edit “5.0 Regenerator Coupon Experiment” for me.”

    I will not do that but I will buy you a drink and laugh at your jokes.

  95. Section 5.0 was written by somebody else, and is giving me the total dreads every time I go near it. It starts like this:

    “Proper coupon design will facilitate measurements that support the goals of this Phase II study. These goals will be stated, and the sizing of the coupons will follow.”

    WTF? A stupid point, terribly written, and barely comprehensible.

    Let’s talk about breasts. Mare, you first.

  96. Rosetta, I linked this the other night for you but I think you went to bed. Sohos thought it was funny, read the whole thing but not now because you have to say funny stuff now.

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

    My favorite is the crock butter and tit curtains.

  97. WHERE THE HELL IS PJM?????

  98. I’m still at the stage where God is b-slapping me for getting uppity.

    geoff, I get slapped for being too uppity and then for being too defeatist.

    God is two tennis players trying to keep me directly over the net which is where I belong. Hopefully as I get older the size of the court shrinks.

  99. “Let’s talk about breasts. Mare, you first.”

    Well, I have two. They are real. I don’t understand why women get the super sized implants. Why not the normal, nice, ” I don’t look like a freak implants?” And why get implants at all unless you are completely flat chested? (any discussion of women with cancer and reconstruction does not count. They have earned any size they want.)

  100. “Proper coupon design will facilitate measurements that support the goals of this Phase II study. These goals will be stated, and the sizing of the coupons will follow.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    geoff’s prom:

    “Proper condom placement will facilitate achievement of objectives that support the goals of this Prom dance. These goals will be stated, and the sizing of the condom will follow.”

  101. Merry Christmas, Mare.

  102. And why get implants at all unless you are completely flat chested?

    Agreed. Even micro-boobs are fine as long as they’re natural. Extra points for sensitive nipples, of course.

  103. “Extra points for sensitive nipples, of course”

    Bingo!

    Rosetta, what are you getting me for my birthday?

  104. Mare, I have to ask again, do you know what I admire most in a woman?

  105. God is two tennis players trying to keep me directly over the net which is where I belong.

    So what you’re saying is that I should stop whining and just rewrite Section 5. Well let’s see, those first two sentences would turn into:

    “The coupons were designed to allow accurate measurement of the flow and thermal performance.”

    Ah geez, I’m going to need another whack by the Holy Racket.

  106. (You like me…right?)

    Yannow, it looks pretty bad when someone leaves a comment like that and I’ve gone off and started reading other blogs.

    *blushes

    ooooops

    I lurves my mare and we’re TOTALLY gonna get shitfaced.

    come to the garage, your new mainland home

  107. “Proper condom placement will facilitate achievement of objectives that support the goals of this Prom dance. These goals will be stated, and the sizing of the condom will follow.”

    LOL hahahaha. I wonder if Geoff’s prom was a success? (although I never got the whole “It’s prom, I’m dressed up, spent a fortune and now I will ruin it with a clumsy attempt at ………making love”) (making love sounded lame)

  108. xbrad, what do you admire most in a woman?

  109. Rosetta, what are you getting me for my birthday?

    I hunted down the SOS cat and I bought him for you. AND HE WASN’T CHEAP!!!!

    Just kidding. What do you want, Jayna? Give me three things you want and if they are better than my idea, I will consider them. If not, you get what I send you.

  110. I WANT THE SOS CAT, I WANT HIM NOW11111!!!!!!!!1111

  111. Last night Mesa mentioned “shitty sex” what’s that?

  112. xbrad, what do you admire most in a woman?

    Me.

  113. I would rather party in PJM’s garage than the Ritz Carlton on Maui. (unless PJM sponsored a party at the Ritz Carlton, Maui)

  114. xbrad, I may have to kill you when I meet you.

  115. I will not do that but I will buy you a drink and laugh at your jokes.

    Forgot to assure you that drinking and laughing sound great.

    Looks like I’m going to finally get down to SoCal (Huntington Beach) on May 22. If time and geography permit, I wouldn’t mind seeing any available SoCal folk.

  116. You just wanna hug me and give me smooches. I admire those as well, of course. Just not as much.

  117. BAD IDEA ALERT!!!! BAD IDEA ALERT!!!

    Last night Mesa mentioned “shitty sex” what’s that?

  118. Me.

    It’s the rarity that makes it special.

  119. Would someone NEVER tell me what that second picture in this thread is about?

  120. xbrad, what do you admire most in a woman?

    Me.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    + 847 points

  121. “BAD IDEA ALERT!!!! BAD IDEA ALERT!!!”

    That may be in the top ten of funny.

    I know the lurkers will delurk and start on the crazy. I’ve noticed that on the late night threads.

  122. **blows 847 points on a pint bottle of Kessler bourbon**

  123. All right. Time to be a grownup and just wade into Section 5 and cure it of its ills.

    Then I’ll just have Sections 1 – 4 and Section 6 to do!!

    Good night, y’all.

  124. Where is Sean, there aren’t enough women here?

  125. (unless PJM sponsored a party at the Ritz Carlton, Maui)

    Piece of cake. We’re so there!

  126. Sweet dreams, Geoff.

  127. When’s your b-day mare?

    rosetta totally blew mine off……but that’s ok because last year’s was really swell

  128. Can I do my dirty words treatise? I want to know what you baboons think.

  129. Yeah bitches, I’m home.

    Good night at work, we had an MMA fight and I made about $300.00.

    At this point, that’s like $879.48 to me.

  130. Did you guys notice my sentence structure? Not good. Should I go to bed? It’s only 8:30 here.

  131. So, Mesa, no Sicilians?

  132. “Can I do my dirty words treatise? I want to know what you baboons think”

    Yes.

  133. Shit, Mesa, dump your landlord and buy a house.

  134. I noticed your sentence structure. It was fine. You’ve got another 90 minutes, 2 hours left in ya, girl.

  135. pjam mum, everyone gets one birthday beating. That’s it.

    And happy belated birthday, punky brewster.

  136. Mine is August 9th. I think Rosetta made a big statement about doing only one F stick of Pain per Hostage. Has he already raked you through the coals?

  137. pjam mum, everyone gets one birthday beating. That’s it.

    ok good. I feel better now.

    thanks for my birthday wish

  138. “Can I do my dirty words treatise? I want to know what you baboons think”

    Yes.

    Thank you.

    brb

  139. one F stick of Pain per Hostage

    What’s the “f” stand for? frenal?

  140. Would it be wrong of me to ask Geoff to change the way he spells his name? J-e-f-f- is how you spell Jeff. Do you think his parents are English or do you think they were high?

  141. Since when did this assinine 1BSoP per Child policy come into being? I know there’s been folks out there that got all the way to round two!!! That’s bullshit. For what we’re paying Rosetta, he can damn well come up with a BSoP on demand for every Tom, Dick and Marey here.

  142. but it makes me think of geoffrey giraffe mare. and then I get all sad because when I was a little girl, sometimes we’d drive by Toys r Us and I never got to go in there. I just KNEW it was filled with fabulous toys, but it was too expensive.

    I did, however, get to go to TG&Y………..totally made up for it.

  143. I have excellent mammaries.

    I am intrigued by your philosophy and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  144. no Sicilians?

    There were a few.

    But, they were the good kind.

  145. PJM have you noticed I’m so lame that I will not say the F word on any website. I will say asshole, douche bag, asswipe, and shit.

    My husband NEVER swears. After 21 years of marriage and I knew him 2 before that I have only heard him swear 4 times. Once when he thought he saw a shark while snorkeling with me. He jumped out of the water and I could hear it under water. Once, while speaking of a coach that was mean to little kids and once referring to one of our old priests. The last I can’t remember but it must have happened. He’s not a goody two shoes, he just does not swear.

  146. Oh, I’d never heard anyone call it the frenal stick of pain before so I was confused.

  147. Hey, Paulitics. Get tired of the lame shit over at Ace’s tonight?

  148. You’re a good girl mare…………till I get ahold of you.

  149. J-e-f-f- is how you spell Jeff

    Do NOT go there.

    It’s a very, very bad place.

  150. Paultics, I don’t know you, however, the people on this site miss you and want you to comment here more so you must be awesome.

    PJM, that is another reason to ban the spelling of Jeff as Geoff. We do not want you bitter thinking of the toys you never got.

    And I know what you mean…Toys R Us was out of our league.

  151. There is a really bizarre movie on HBO right now that I caught towards the end.

    Laura Dern as a psycho bimbo.

    “We Don’t Live Here Anymore”

    It’s freaky.

  152. Brad, you ignorant slut.

    I just read the headlines over there now. Don’t even bother with the commenters.

    Lay some knowledge on me. When did it go from the best to the most boring blog? DId someone kidnap Ace and put Malor in charge?

  153. My husband NEVER swears.

    Let me take him out drinking for the night.

  154. PJM, one of our first drunk pranks will be to egg a Toys R Us. It’s not that funny but to us it will be hilarious.

  155. Laura Dern can be hot. Or psycho. I’m conflicted.

  156. Tonight we had Coyote Girls.

  157. Well howdy paulitics! How are ya? Did you know I’m back home in Lakeside now?

  158. PJM, one of our first drunk pranks will be to egg a Toys R Us

    That’s right!! We’ll show those bastards.

    I’m gonna bed right now so I can rest up for it.

  159. Lakeside? I thought you moved back to Santee, now that they have an intersection. For you to stand at.

  160. Young Laura Dern was amazing.

    She was also good in that freaky David Lynch movie with goofy boy — “Sailer.”

  161. Paultics and xbrad, are either of you bored with the commenters who think that the comments at Ace’s overnight thread are for the sole purpose of lamely flirting with someone who will inevitably disappoint?

    (or something like that)

  162. I did, however, get to go to TG&Y…

    Hahaha, TG&Y was my favorite store as a kid, ive never ran across anyone else who remembers it.

    I feel so close to you right now.

    It’s making me a little uncomfortable.

  163. Lakeside? I thought you moved back to Santee, now that they have an intersection. For you to stand at.

    That’s my boy!! Glad to see you.

    Now to get to your statement. Santee’s too klassy for me.

  164. Honestly, Mesa the guy has been married to ME 21 years, if he’s not let loose at this point it’s not going to happen. It’s a mystery to me how he doesn’t swear at me at least weekly. He’s a good boy.

  165. Mare, you ignorant slut.

    AOSHQ has devolved into something worse than bad — boring. It used to be the funniest, liveliest, snarkiest place around. Now, meh.

  166. Oh, Ginger is kinda fun to flirt with. No real harm. sis is a little creepy. Kinda internet stalky, if you ask me.

    And then there’s muffy, who’s about a day behind the news and a blonde if I ever saw ones comments.

  167. Ace just needs more Ace. The co-bloggers just don’t have his sense of humor.

  168. I don’t struggle with spirituality because I am very comfortable knowing that we are here because of the grace of God. We could have either not been born at all or we could have been born as a baby in Sudan with 100 flies on his nose that won’t see age 10.

    I am thankful for the fortune in my life. What I don’t get are certain aspects of religion like “bad words”.

    The reason I am a vulgarian is that I don’t believe that specific words are bad. I DO believe that specific words, in certain contexts, are bad.

    For instance, if I call mesa a “donkey-fucking, ass-licking shithead”, I am reasonably certain that will make him laugh as it would me if he called me that.

    I don’t mean that in a hateful way and he knows that. So my question is, am I bad person if I say that to mesa? I don’t think so. I have always wondered in what document God said, “don’t say ‘fuck’, ‘dick’, ‘cock’, ‘asshole’, ‘motherfucker’….” you get the picture. I don’t think there are really “bad” words.

    What I think is that we shouldn’t say any words that are meant hatefully.

    For instance, I could say to a stranger on the street, “You are a fat, underachieving, loser and you aren’t worth the effort to poop on you and I hope you die so I don’t ever have to look at you again.”

    I used no “bad” words in that but that is a hateful statement and I think THAT is what we aren’t supposed to do if we want to be Christ-like.

    Is it really worse to say “I’M TAKING A FUCKING SHIT” than it is to say “I HATE YOUR GUTS, MEXICAN!!!!”?

    “Vulgar” words always seemed to me to be contextual just like every other word.

    Okay that’s my essay. Fuck you.

  169. Paultics, I use to look forward to Ace’s, it really has lost the edge. Every now and then you get a thread that is really funny. Rare.

  170. Meh, now this movie is just annoying.

    Cheesy echo-ey piano music and fucked up people staring off into space in close ups while their lives fall apart in only the way a hollywood script writer could envisage.

    Liberals at their best. Almost makes me feel sorry for them — not.

  171. The reason I am a vulgarian is that I don’t believe that specific words are bad.

    I thought you ate meat?

  172. Mare, regarding your lamely fllirting question: I only flirt with unhaveable partners if they first send boob pictures. Of their own, not Rosetta’s.

    PJM, My LIttle Petunia Pot, refresh my memory. Is it Newcastle you drink?

  173. it’s not going to happen.

    Wanna bet.

    He’ll still be a good boy. He’ll just be a good boy who does naughty things.

  174. How many folks here at H2 are in southern California? Perhaps a meetup?

  175. xbrad, it’s not just Ginger.

  176. Paulitics, what are you wearing right now?

  177. You think you’ve got a shitty movie, Mesa. I actually bought the DVD for Closer. I thought I was going to see Natalie Portman’s hooters. Instead I got two hours of really obnoxious, unlikable people.

  178. Ace just needs more Ace.

    Ace needs more old Ace.

    The new Ace is probably getting more hits, but the core of the blog — the heart and soul — is fading.

    I want my Coldcuts and I want bizarre fixations with Gleen Greenwald that piss people off.

    I want awesome flame wars.

    Thus The Hostages.

  179. Is it Newcastle you drink?

    You my dear, have still got it, don’t you?

  180. The movie where Natalie Portman plays a pregnant girl who lives in a wal mart is actually pretty good, can’t remember what it’s called though

  181. Besides the viking hat and diaper?

    A smile.

  182. if I call mesa a “donkey-fucking, ass-licking shithead”,

    That means you love me, and that you want a donkey punch.

    I’m a quick hint picker upper.

  183. PJM, how long were you exiled to Florida?

  184. if I call mesa a “donkey-fucking, ass-licking shithead”,

    That means you love me, and that you want a donkey punch.

    I’m a quick hint picker upper. …

  185. Rosetta, I had a priest during a sermon talk about a previous parish priest that evidently was quite the swearer. His take (during the sermon) was that this priest was vulgar not sinful. He stated that vulgarity was not sinful except the Lord’s name which we all know, via the commandments, is a sin to use in vain.

    In other words, vulgarity is not necessarily sinful.

  186. Paulitics, what are you wearing right now?

    Ok that just made me laugh.

    I’m reaaaaaaaaaally going to bed now.

    Nytol

  187. Wut?

    Okay.

  188. PJM, how long were you exiled to Florida?

    3 wretched years

    ok now I’m reaaaaaaaaaally going to bed

  189. Night, PJM. Glad to find the cool kids have landed here.

  190. Closer = crap

    Supposedly edgy movies make me sick and make me want to stab someone in the face.

  191. I did, however, get to go to TG&Y………..totally made up for it.

    NO WAY!!! You still have TG&Y???????

  192. Paulitics, what part of SoCal?

  193. Dang. Section 5 is kicking my ass. And while I’m off battling dragons, Mare wants to change my name? WTF? After they named that Olde English poet after me and everything?

  194. Sweet dreams, PJM.

  195. You still have TG&Y???????

    No, this was when I was a kid

    I’m going to bed now. I’m serious. Stop talking to me.

  196. NO WAY!!! You still have TG&Y??????

    You remember it too? I loved that store, how many here used to go to TG&Y?

  197. Is it really worse to say “I’M TAKING A FUCKING SHIT” than it is to say “I HATE YOUR GUTS, MEXICAN!!!!”?

    The fact that I could never even think those two things, let alone write them in the same sentence is why I like it here.

    Good crazy.

  198. You’ve been drinking, right, Brad? ‘Cause we’ve been here before many times.

    Me: Newport Beach

    You: Irvine

  199. I agree with the vulgarity diatribe. Swearing is vulgar and inappropriate in many a situation, but it’s not immoral in and of itself.

  200. I’m a quick hint picker upper. …

    Apparently you also like this song.

  201. Paulitics, I may have to kill you when I meet you.

  202. Ahh memories

    used to save green stamps to get stuff there

  203. Paulitics, I may have to kill you when I meet you.

    Stop, you’re making my nipples hard.

  204. 1. Yes, I’ve been drinking
    2. Hellllooooooo? I’m a moron, remember?

  205. All right, Section 5 can’t be as bad as the mesa-Rosy courtship ritual.

    I’ll give it another go.

  206. ahhh, memories

    used to save green stamps to get stuff there

  207. I hate insomnia.

  208. Let’s play the “how high and what was Jim Morrison on when he was in concert” game.

    Good looking guy, but I would have always wondered “… why does he look at me like he wants to kill me?”

  209. You remember it too? I loved that store, how many here used to go to TG&Y?

    When I lived in Independence, Kansas as a little girl, the first record I ever bought was at TG&Y. The 45 of Billy Joel’s “It’s Still Rock and Roll To Me”.

    And the TG&Y was across the street from the roller rink!!! Sweet.

  210. Plus I’m distracted because I’m busy downloading German porn.

  211. Don’t feel bad, Brad. The other night we talked about some bar or restaurant we’d both been to recently, and I can’t remember which one it was.

  212. “When I lived in Independence, Kansas as a little girl,”

    Classic——hahahahaha

  213. Waters restaurant.

  214. XBrad, and what’s wrong with good ol’ American porn?

  215. Pautitcs, xbrad’s home is adjacent to that bar you were talking about. I can’t remember the name either.

  216. Waters. Now I remember.

    Damn, Mare, how dare you remember stuff. That’s not a desirable trait, unless a flamewar erupts.

  217. I may have to kill that professor from the video when I meet him.

  218. Romy, I always thought of myself as somewhat sophisticated for a guy that grew up in a town with more cows than people, but when I got off the plane in Germany and the very first thing I saw in the airport was a porn store with a giant add for the new film “Shit Lovers Paradise”, I knew I was a rube.

  219. Dear Paulitics,

    What is a flamewar?

    Sincerely,

    mare

  220. Mare, when I was growing up, my grandma used to fuck with me and say, “well when I was a little boy…”

    She convinced me that you born as one sex and then you grew up and turned into the other sex.

    A couple of years ago when I found out that was bullshit, I was fucking pissed.

    *shakes fistfull of $2 dollar bills at sky*

    GRANDMA!!!!!!!!

  221. How many of you think Rosetta is “watching a movie?”

  222. ROOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEETTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA……

    You’re supposed to say:

    *files lawsuit against grandmother

  223. Why were $2 bills made, i can’t remember. I saved one for years though, don’t know what the hell i eventually spent it on

    was it the bicentennial?

  224. p.s. I love your grandmother

  225. XBrad, I realized I was a rube when I was in college taking my first purity test and didn’t understand half the questions. I realized I was still a rube 15 years later at a Saucy Ladies party, asking myself, “people do that???”

  226. Mare, a flamewar is the ensuing conflagration when Rosetta claims to be a man. Or when Bart sees dead people only after they die.

  227. I’ll be damned, wiki says the two dollar bill is actually still printed and in put in circulation

  228. My grandma is 86 and STILL a shit disturber.

    Thank God I didn’t inherit that bullshit.

    *sues the living shit out of grandma for making me a man-lesbian*

  229. “Mare, a flamewar is the ensuing conflagration when Rosetta claims to be a man. Or when Bart sees dead people only after they die.”

    I would like to participate. Do I need to go to instapundit or patterico to learn how the cool kids do it?

  230. Romy, think of the most disgusting thing you can think of, I’ve seen worse. Not, you know people dying in war worse, but people actually get off on this worse.

    Tush linked the classic ace thread the other day about the guy masturbating on a tree stump on a nature path near a train station with an awl stuck up his ass. I remember when I first saw that, I said, “Meh.”

  231. XBrad, things that make kink.com look tame?

  232. xbrad, were you ever married? Close to it? (this is not a dig, I’m curious)

  233. kink.com is pure vanilla.

  234. Rosetta, aren’t you 40?

    Your dad and mom must be young when they had you.

    My Mother is 84.

    I’m 48.

  235. Some of the old flame wars were classic, but after you’ve been through a few of them, all the insults start sounding the same.

    And finally they all devolve into a “you’re teh ghey” circle jerk.

  236. Here Mare, observe:

    Paulitics likes to stick diseased gay gerbils in his pussy because they fall out of his ass due to the reaming from the “Different Strokes” rubber foot that he borrowed from his momma.

  237. Mare, I’ve never been married, but was engaged twice. First time, she had problems with her knees.

    The second girl, well, I wanted to move and she had roots in the community.

  238. Yep, I’m a rube then. I can tell a dirty joke, but the guys at work tease me for blushing.

  239. Mare,

    No, not at all. The main thing is to start off with a rational, factual statement such as
    “Mesablue sucks the barbed cock of Satan every Thursday morning while watching Bart dork his mother in the squeakhole.”

  240. My money is on Rosetta.

  241. Rosetta, aren’t you 40?

    Yes, in June. The women in family didn’t waste a lot of time.

    Mare, you are my cougar. Will you tuck me into bed?

  242. xbrad, do you regret no marrying your former loves?

  243. I’m 48.

    A fine fine age, shared by many outstanding folk.

    Such as those who spell “geoff” correctly.

  244. I was still a rube 15 years later at a Saucy Ladies party, asking myself, “people do that???”

    Tell us more about this “saucy Ladies” thing.

  245. First time, she had problems with her knees

    what does that mean?

  246. Well, I’m glad I didn’t marry the first one, since her knee problem was primarily that she couldn’t keep them together when I was out of town.

    I’m not sure the second one would have worked out. But I can think of some girls I dated that I should have kept, or worked harder at having them keep me.

  247. I’m an excellent tucker. And, Rosetta, it would be my pleasure. Do you want a story?
    I always lean down close and say “sweet dreams.”

    (Although, I didn’t know what a cougar was until about 6 months ago and think I would stab a cougar in the face if I knew one)

  248. Mare, you are my cougar. Will you tuck me into bed?

    RUN AWAY, MARE!!!

  249. Paulitics, you need to hang out here more.

    I miss telling you to have you wife stop calling me in the middle of the night and hanging up.

    I’m going to bed. Try not to kill each other whilst I’m getting my beauty sleep.

    MARE, GET IN HERE AND TUCK ME IN!!!!!

  250. Theradwinner, Rosetta. Ya fuck.

  251. “Such as those who spell “geoff” correctly.”

    I just knew you would see that. No hard feelings, right? (shut your whore mouths)

  252. Rosetta and Brad are quite the pair
    Who pitches, who catches, they don’t care
    As long as Mare’s looking through a peephole
    Watching one dork the other in the squeakhole

  253. I’m out of beer so i’m hittin the hay too, later homeez

  254. Poetry is for fagz.

  255. I’m an excellent tucker. And, Rosetta, it would be my pleasure. Do you want a story?

    YES!! Dr. Suess’ “One Fish, Two Fish, War Fish, Peace Fish”, please.

  256. BTW, anybody seen Jewstin lately/

  257. Evidently, Paulitics is already a Hostage.

  258. Sweet dreams, Forged.

  259. Hi Sean. A Saucy Ladies party is like a Tupperware party but with vibrators and edible massage oils. The hostess makes money, and the women get playthings without worrying about which church lady is going to see them walking out of a sex shop. Funny thing is, vibrators are illegal in Alabama. Dealing with contraband!!!

  260. Rosetta and Brad are quite the pair
    Who pitches, who catches, they don’t care
    As long as Mare’s looking through a peephole
    Watching one dork the other in the squeakhole

    Hahahahahaha.

    Stupid Paulitics.

    *throws Malatov cocktail at thread*

    *hits the sack*

  261. Sweet dreams, Rosetta.

  262. Well, I’m off for the night, too. Not to go to bed, but to continue my intarwebs-based reseach for my book, “Teenage Oral Hygenists In Bondage.”

  263. brb. Gonna kill a cowboy.

  264. Cassidy is gay.

  265. Sean = Cassidy

    hahahahaha

  266. Sweet dreams, Rosetta.

    You too, Jayna.

    Shape of….ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

  267. Good night Rosetta, forged, Paulitics.

  268. Buncha quitters.

  269. Form of a….ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

  270. Man, I had such a crush on Shaun Cassidy back then. Hardy Boys! Oy.

  271. xbrad and rfh, it’s 9:48 here. Believe it or not, way past my bed time. You’re good people, say nice things to each other…RIGHT NOW!

    Sweet dreams, y’all!

  272. Sean = Cassidy

    hahahahaha

    I’m gonna let that one slide since you’re not a bald motherfucker from STL. But watch yer ass.

  273. I loved Hardy Boys, but watching that video makes me wonder if even I am gay. That’s about as gay as it gets.

  274. Well, XBrad, now what?

  275. Nice things? Hmmmm.

    Romy looks awfully good in her PoL pic, mostly because it shows her hoots to good effect.

  276. Good night, Mare.

  277. Sean, thanks for the pass. You’re a good dude. I’ll watch my step around you from now on. ( that video was sure gay though)

  278. Romy, insomnia is hell. Let the Hostages bore you to sleep.

  279. I’m gonna go and have a beer and a smoke or two. Nobody talk about “vibrators and edible massage oils” until I get back.

  280. Yeah, I’m pretty sure old Cassidy put the “Hard” from Hardy boys somewhere in his swimsuit area…

  281. Nice things? XBrad is the one who told me about H2 over at Ace’s. That, and he likes teh stuff that blows up real good. My kind of guy.

  282. Romy, you’re the only real rocket scientist I know. did you see the link at insty about the guy who launched a 1/10 scale Saturn V this weekend?

  283. Actually saw it on NASAWatch. That was a big mother.

    The cool thing here recently was the Moon Buggy Races. High school and college teams compete on a course at the Space and Rocket Center. The buggies have to fold up into a certain size space, unfold in a certain amount of time, and make it around a obstacle course. Several of my co-workers donate their time as pit crew.

  284. Buggy races are fine, but don’t have near enough smoke and flame for me…

  285. **tries to think of something nice to say about Romy**

    Oh, I know.

    Unlike most other Hostage women, Romy thinks anything past a handjob is a bit much for a first date…

  286. That reminds me, I haven’t been to a good air show in a while.

  287. Romy thinks anything past a handjob is a bit much for a first date…

    LOL!

    Somewhere, there’s a few guys muttering “Hey, I didn’t get a handjob…”

  288. Last airshow I went to was at Jacquie Cochran in the desert here. Not much of an airshow, but poignant in that it was Dad’s last birthday, and he saw some beautiful old Grumman warbirds that he’d flown almost 60 years before.

    I need to get my happy ass to a good airshow. Thanks for reminding me.

  289. The air show comment was supposed to be in reply to smoke and flame, but I guess it is what it is.

  290. You’re a rocket type RFH? Used to work on ICBMs back in the 80’s and early 90’s, but I did the pointy end.

  291. Hey, Chapter 5, motherfucker!!!

  292. Spring break, I got to see the Blue Angels practicing.

    Best air show I ever went to was the Centennial of Flight in Dayton in 2003. Blue Angels, Thunderbirds, Snowbirds, and a ton more. It started at 9, we left at 6, and it was still going.

  293. Chapter 5 is a gawdam nightmare. This guy has said the same thing in slightly different ways about 4 different times. I’ve got to go through and consolidate it all and toss out the redundancies.

    Or come here and talk about women’s parts.

  294. Abbotsford, 82. First time I saw an F-18. Did a square loop. Tripped me out. Great airshow. And Chicago Sea and Air is always fun. Goshen, IN of all places had a great airshow. where the fuck is Goshen?

    Somewhere I’ve got a picture taken of me in 1973 with Tony Less, Blue Angel #1. I’ll have to scan that and put it on the web.

  295. Geoff, yep. Not propulsion, though. I get paid to break things.

  296. I get paid to break things.

    I just cool stuff.

  297. I’ve seen the Blues, the T-Birds, Snowbirds (underrated, great show), the Red Arrows. I’m sure I’ve seen another national team but can’t recall which one.

  298. Courtland, AL used to have an airshow that was kickass for being out in the middle of nowhere. A C-5 made a low pass and just about knocked everything down.

  299. XBrad, the Red Arrows?

    Geoff, you have my sympathy with chapter 5. Been there, done that.

  300. Red Arrows= Britain’s team.

  301. What do the Red Arrows fly?

  302. BAE Hawks.

  303. How’s that saying go? If it’s ugly, it’s British, if it’s weird, it’s French, and if it’s weird and ugly, it’s Russian?

  304. The Hawk is a pretty little plane. And you should know, the US Navy operates a highly modified development as our trainer. It’s not bad for a design that started about the time I was born.

  305. BAE Hawks.
    Sweet.

    A friend of mine went to Oshkosh last year. That’s on my bucket list.

  306. Part of me wants to go to Oshkosh, and the other half says there’s way to many lightplanes/general aviation planes there. I’ll just skip that, go to Wright/Pat’s museum (or Pensacola!) and enjoy the chance to walk through the history.

  307. Unfortunately, the last time I saw the Thunderbirds, they ran into each other just a bit.

    Nothing serious, but a missile rail got knocked off in front of a million people — and my kids.

  308. If it’s been a while since you’ve been to Pensacola, I recommend it – they’ve added on to the museum and the docents are awesome. Plus the Air Force Armament Museum is about an hour away in Ft. Walton Beach, and that has a P-51 in it.

  309. Here — http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/Air.and.Water.2.320474.html

  310. Wright-Pat is good, too, and so is the Air and Space Museum annex at Dulles. Just don’t go in early August when the anti-nuke protesters come out.

  311. Saw the Snowbirds in Toronto, great show, but without the power and sound under military power of a real warbird — not the same.

  312. I remember that, Mesa. I wasn’t there, of course, but I remember reading it. I think it was in ’78 the lost a bird in Chicago.

    Romy, I last went to P’cola in 82. Yeah, I’m due for a revisit.

    And since Mesa has finished his movie, I’m about to pass out. I’ll talk to you fine folks later.

  313. Mesa, there was an air show here last year where a microburst sent tents and equipment flying and killed a little boy.

    Good night, XBrad. I need to try to sleep if I’m going to work tomorrow.

  314. You might want to head out to the Planes of Fame air show next month, brad. That’s the museum that has the only Japanese Zero that still flies. I saw a SR-71 Blackbird do a flyover at one of their shows years ago. Loudest thing I’ve ever heard.

  315. I went to the B-24 museum in Pueblo, CO in 2000. They didn’t have an actual B-24, just stuff about the training there. And Jimmy Stewart.

  316. Good night, y’all.

  317. “Laura Dern can be hot. Or psycho. I’m conflicted.”
    You know who would have been better than Anthony Perkins in Psycho? Yea, bucko—Bruce Dern.

    “ahhh, memories
    used to save green stamps to get stuff there”
    I remember my mother tricking me with the ‘I wonder if you are old enough to stick these stamps into these books?’

    “What is a flamewar?”
    The first Ace flamewar I ever participated in, I sucked so badly at it that Catfish Willie (where the hell is he?) emailed me an entire document filled with canned flames to use.

  318. Good morning Hotsausages! *waves at PattyAnn* How’s my favorite Texas belle this morning?

  319. Just watched the Sean Cassidy vid. good stuff. I have a pic I need to find when I was like 6 with his poster on my wall.

    I loved TG&Y. I bought my first .45 record there, and first barbie’s. It was right next to the bowling alley where my parents bowled in a league and they would give my best friend and me money to run over there and buy a marathon bar.

  320. Morning Hostages.

  321. Man that was a lot of crap to wade through. However, I’m caught up now.

  322. Rosie out on the town

  323. Some of the earliest Hebrew names for God acknowledge his existence outside of the confines of “time”, such as El Shaddai and even YHWH, both expressing the self existence and eternal nature of God.

    What, we’re done with that one?

    Fuck.


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