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Serenity

“As for me, I aim to misbehave.”  Browncoats unite!

344 Comments

  1. Fursties!

  2. If this post had any more dork in it, it would be Jenna Jameson.

    SECOND OR THIRD I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!

  3. H8tr!!!

  4. I actually went to the dashboard to throw up a new post when I saw that you had already done so, MCPO.

    I shall kill you next to last.

  5. What should we talk about?

    Quantum physics?

  6. Fifth. Which is what I’s drinkin’.

  7. Rosetta, Michael left you a love note in the last thread.

    C3PO, I LOVED Firefly.

  8. Quantum physics?

    You never use that shit after college, dude, it’s like algebra.

  9. Mare – I’ve got it all on DVD and the Serenity movie as well.

  10. Serenity was second place in the NASA naming contest for the new space station node. I think that would have been funny.

  11. Just don’t read “Firefly” by Piers Anthony. It has nothing to do with the show and it sucks worse than Pia Zadora.

  12. “Mare – I’ve got it all on DVD and the Serenity movie as well.”

    We’re going to have an awesome “movie” night.

  13. This post sucks harder than Jewstin at a Boys Town glory hole

  14. Romy – I voted for the Serenity name. . . I get my most serene thoughts on the throne!

  15. RFH, the only Piers Anthony I could read were the Incarnations books, and only about half of those weren’t outright dreadful.

  16. TBOM – and that is your contribution? Hell, hardly worth the bandwidth.

  17. My nightly Max Pic
    DSC_4933
    Max with a Green Orange.

    The Golden Retriever Rescue said they would call me this week

    They have not. 5 f*&^%in weeks! Kiss my ass you bastages! I hate you!

  18. Its been months since Folly’s had anything twixt her nethers twernt run on batteries.

  19. BiW is a believer.

  20. Define “Interesting.”

    Oh God Oh God, we’re all gonna die!

  21. MCPOld…ain’t you dead yet?

  22. Its been months since Folly’s had anything twixt her nethers twernt run on batteries.

    As in never. It’s the real thing or nothing. Hence my celibacy.

  23. You’re Mingo and you’re Fanti.

    How can you tell?

    Fanti’s the pretty one.

  24. Roamey, define “sucks”

  25. TBOM – I’m barely older than Mare. You saying we’re old??

  26. Tell me again the part where Jayne gets his ass kicked by a 90 lb girl, ’cause I don’t think that’s ever gettin’ old.

  27. Leon, I started reading Piers Anthony’s Blue Adept series and followed that with Xanth. Xanth was pretty good for the first six books, but then he really started straining. I can’t remember the last book of his that I read, but he co-authored it with Mercedes Lackey. It was *really* obvious that they had been given a page limit, who cares, it’s time to end this and collect the check.

  28. “I cried like a baby. Like a wet, hungry baby.”

  29. Do you know what your sin is, Mal?

    Awww Hell. I’m a big fan of all seven, but right now? I gotta go with wrath.

  30. Dammit, someone telll me what Maxwell’s nine central arguments are!!!!!

  31. TBOM – I’m barely older than Mare. You saying we’re old??

    What kind of man hides behind a woman?

  32. I give this thread a C-.

  33. Hi Max in Heaven. I love tonight’s Max pic, Vmax.

    When TBOM buys a new car, rather than kick the tires he sticks his miniature junk in the CD slot.

    Gay.

  34. You can’t stop the signal.

  35. I loved Xanth Roamy,
    But I have not read one in 20 years. I did read the first 15 or 20 books though.

  36. TBOM has a hard time finding condoms. Not many manufacturers make them in “forest squirrel” size.

  37. Thanks Rosie

  38. Time to go watch some Firefly. I’d ask you all not to say anything funny until I get back, but really, its unfair of me to ask you to limit yourselves when you are unfunny damn near all the time.

  39. I don’t know what sort of sci-fi bullshit you homos are talking about but stop it because I can’t make fun of you cuz I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    HI BURL!!!

  40. Fine. Talk about your silly sci-fi shows. I’m off to bed.
    *flounces away in a huff*

  41. And I’m kidding. Lighten up, jock-strap sniffers.

  42. Firefly?

    Hooligans!!! Oh hooligans!?!?!?! This post should call my girlfriend from hiding.

  43. Roamey, define “sucks”
    Sucks as in I wish I hadn’t paid full price for it, I couldn’t sell it to the used book store because they already had five copies, and the library wouldn’t take it. I donated it to the thrift store, they might have made 10 cents off it.

    Vmax, nice pic of Max. What are you reading now?

  44. I give this thread a C-.

    Who’s the Asian thread that set the curve?

    Stupid hardworking productive minority that refuses to play the victim card to get free cheese.

  45. Rosie – Rent the series on NetFlix

  46. TBoM have you been busy? You haven’t been around much. Was your parole officer pissed you crossed state lines?

  47. “Stupid hardworking productive minority that refuses to play the victim card to get free cheese.”

    Rosetta, I would say I love you but people are starting to talk and ask why I have bald babies with goatees.

  48. “I am like a leaf on the wind”

  49. This post should call my girlfriend from hiding.

    MOM!!!! MANANA LLAMA IS BI-CURIOUS!!!!!!!!!

  50. Nite Folly, good evening PJM.

  51. I don’t know what sort of sci-fi bullshit you homos are talking about but stop it because I can’t make fun of you cuz I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    Rosetta, that never stopped you before.

  52. TGSG, I cried during that scene in Serenity.

  53. I’m really competitive. How do we get a better grade on this thread?

  54. Rosetta, I would say I love you but people are starting to talk and ask why I have bald babies with goatees.

    Because we are starting a conservative master race that laughs a lot, has a shitload of fun and hates other people?

  55. “You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we’re after is not yours. So, let’s have no undue fussing. “

  56. Hooligans is a hottie!
    I hope she shows up.
    Hi Hooligans!

  57. “Because we are starting a conservative master race that laughs a lot, has a shitload of fun and hates other people?”

    You are correct, Sir!

  58. Rosetta, that never stopped you before.

    Good point.

    HEY I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT BUT IT’S TOTALLY GAY AND STUFF AND SUCKS PROLLY!!!!

  59. Are you and PJM going to make out?
    I will stay up for that!!!!11111Eleven!!!

  60. Mare, keyword: boobage

  61. MOM!! TGSG SAYS I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY BOOBS AGAIN!!!!!

  62. The “planet” that they went to and found all the dead people at the end of Serenity was at a high school near where I live.

  63. Didn’t say “have to” Mare, but but but, ifen ya want to I won’t stop ya.

  64. When I go to POL most of the pictures are just a question mark, what’s up.

  65. Miranda

  66. The Club for Growth we have:

    http://tinyurl.com/2vakgd

    The Club for Growth we need:

    http://tinyurl.com/ddynxl

  67. Anyone have a question mark I can borrow?

  68. Mare is talking about Boobies?

    Hi Mare
    I am sitting here.

  69. Mare, a lot of them are linked back to the old WP site.

  70. All the POL photos are gone!!!?!??!?!!!

  71. Let’s take to the streets with our “club” for growth.

  72. A lot of them Chief, ya

  73. All the POL photos are gone!!!?!??!?!!!

    That must be because of the bed wetter. I have all the old pictures saved on my computer so it’s no biggie.

    However sweet Mare had the great idea and having everyone send in another picture and start PoL anew, an idea I support like a motherfucker.

    Mare, I said I would do a post about that a while back but I haven’t forgot. I will do that this weekend and solicit new photos.

    But if necessary I will just use the old ones and fix the page.

    COUNT YOUR PIXELS!!!!!!!!!!!

  74. Sean, wanna fight?

  75. Yes I only see 4 POL pics
    Do we have to send Rosie new ones?
    I will put up a new one of me tomorrow

  76. what happened to your stupid pol pics?

  77. Hooligans and PJM are not making out, Mare is not showing her boobies,
    I am striking out. Good night all!

  78. Thanks, Rosetta.

    Fight

    Fight

    Fight

  79. Darling, did you ever say why you don’t have a POL picture?

    Do you work for the CIA? Are you running for office?

    Come on, it’s fun to see the regulars.

  80. Burt – I realize, as a sooper secret agent for U.N.C.L.E, you cannot post your photo. However, I did keep the one you sent me from your “private” email!

    http://tiny.pl/zj24

  81. nite Vmax

  82. Sweet dreams, Vmax.

  83. Goodnight, Vmax

  84. what happened to your stupid pol pics?

    Listen Private McSecretson, if you don’t submit a picture to the new PASSWORD PROTECTED page, I am going to use this one for you:

    http://tinyurl.com/cmm3pj

    Even noted hermit wiserbud finally submitted a real pic.

    It’s fun, dick!!

  85. Now I know why Darling doesn’t want to post a pic for POL. This is Darling with TBoM:

  86. I did keep the one you sent me from your “private” email!

    hahahah (needs a ball-gag)

  87. I added a new pic of me and Frodo to the POL page.
    Wretch away I am hideous but it is a new pic of me dated October 2008

  88. I said this before (but that never stopped me from repeating anything) but I feel closer to you clowns when I can get a visual. I wish PattyAnn would post one.

  89. oh yep, that’s my bad. When I transfered over the POL photos, I asked rosetta if he had them on his computer because I was too lazy to save each one individually on my own and upload them. don’t worry about the other stuff. I have it on my personal email, but have been too lazy busy being holy to put them on the blog.

  90. Vmax, that’s a great picture. Frodo loves his daddy. Love that picture.

  91. Strange, I think that were here (H2) for a while.

  92. Anyone have a “they” I could borrow?

  93. Burt – I realize, as a sooper secret agent for U.N.C.L.E, you cannot post your photo. However, I did keep the one you sent me from your “private” email!

    http://tiny.pl/zj24

    That picture makes 18 of the 23 Baby Jesuses poop.

  94. Frodo was PJM’s Puppy Mare!
    he did fit in well with me, he was a little bossy but my boys accepted him as part of the pack.

  95. I wouldn’t know why my kids are bald with goatees without the POL pictures!

  96. Feel free to rent the whole firefly series from Netflix, but also, they are available on Hulu anytime. All 14 episodes.

  97. Now I know why Darling doesn’t want to post a pic for POL. This is Darling with TBoM:

    HAAHAHAHAHAA!! That picture is hilarious.

  98. Takes (they) <~~~ this, folds it up nicely in the shape of an
    F22 and carefully floats it across the internetwebtubes toward Mare.

  99. Mare – I love that pic of Darling with Tbom. Hahahaha!

  100. *cough* Ahhh, Mare? Rosetta isn’t bald, he shaves his head.

  101. Unfortunately, you’d still have to rent the movie. I’m sure its online somewhere, I just don’t know where.

  102. “WHA??? You better check again sweet momma.”

    Your pants are on fire ’cause you know you had to go back and edit that because you forgot me.

  103. Good night all.

  104. TGSG, you are a generous and sweet person.

  105. I saw that whole “PrettyAnn” thing in the last thread, PA. Don’t make me break out your REAL nickname.

  106. oh yep, that’s my bad.

    Uh no, not your bad PJM. I have them all and you aren’t the reason for the question marks.

    With your permission I will put myself in charge of the new PoL and all will be right with the world.

    And I liked Mare’s idea of maybe some new pics for people that want to submit them. For those that don’t, I will just use the old pics.

  107. Goodnight Vmax.

  108. C3PO, babies are bald anyway, but the goatees were a mystery.

  109. Good night, Vmax.

  110. Mare, I might break down soon and post a picture. No promises.

  111. Strange, I think that were here (H2) for a while.

    They were, but I linked them from H1, so that’s why they diskapeered.

  112. PattyAnn, what would it take to get a picture of you on POL?

    I would love that.

  113. Do it, PA, so I can call you Pretty…

  114. “They were, but I linked them from H1, so that’s why they diskapeered.”

    I may be dumb, but I’m slow!

  115. Got a phone call – schools are closed for tomorrow and Friday because of swine flu. Holy shit, they’ve got to be kidding.

  116. nite Vmax.

  117. Your pants are on fire ’cause you know you had to go back and edit that because you forgot me.

    (A) I’m not wearing pants.

    (B) The original cast was made up of people on the thread at that particular time and wasn’t meant to be complete.

    and

    (C) You are the Scrumpdidlyumptious bar which is the most delicious of all the Wonka bars.

  118. PJM, what was the funniest thing one of your kids or husband did today?

  119. PA tastes like chocolate? Dude, you’re licking the wrong spot.

  120. Uh no, not your bad PJM. I have them all and you aren’t the reason for the question marks.

    Well, ok that’s true. It’s not my fault that they were deleted, but deep down I knew the old blog would get deleted. I think we all did…………er was it just me?

    Have at it. you’re the POL starbarbie. I will submit a new photo, but until then, please put my old one back up if you still have it.

  121. “”Holy shit, they’ve got to be kidding.””

    They aren’t rocket scientists Roamey 🙂

  122. “(C) You are the Scrumpdidlyumptious bar which is the most delicious of all the Wonka bars.”

    I think that kind of nails PattyAnn.

    I want to be the “everlastinggobstopper.”

  123. Rosetta, I am here 24/7. Just because I don’t say anything…

    And I want to be Gene Wilder. So there.

  124. Hello? Is this fucking thing on?

    No one even says “hi” to me, or “Fuck off” or anything?

    I cut short a class a church that had cookies and coffee for this?

    ATTENTION MUST BE PAID!!

  125. PJM, what was the funniest thing one of your kids or husband did today?

    What was the thing that most inspired you, troubled you, enchanted you, and humbled you?

    Hey look at me, everybody, I’m a White House journalist!!

  126. Rosetta, is the rule; only people who put pictures up get the password?

  127. Hey look at me, everybody, I’m a White House journalist!!

    …who can’t do HTML!!!

  128. PA = Scrumpdidlyumptious bar
    Mare = everlastinggobstopper

    I guess I’m Nerds!

  129. Got a phone call – schools are closed for tomorrow and Friday because of swine flu. Holy shit, they’ve got to be kidding.

    Someone that knows stuff about things, is the swine flu any more deadly that the regular flu?

    I read today that 34,000 people in this country die from the regular flu each year.

    WTF??

    Swine flu?

    That’ll do pig.

    *gunfire*

  130. Hi XBrad (hug)

  131. Geoff, you’re right, that’s kind of embarrassing. But I often ask that of Rosetta and hilarity ensues. PJM has the funny to make that question work.

    And for the record….Obama F off!

  132. This is the same school system that closed the schools for a tornado front, so thanks for putting me and my kids on the road when the storm hit! Idjits.

  133. I have a feeling Swine Flu is going to be tied into Universal Health Care some how.

  134. fuck you Xbrad
    Heheheh

  135. I want to be the “everlastinggobstopper.”

    Are you sure you don’t want me to me the everlastinggobstopper?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    QUIT TURNING WONKA INTO PORN!!!!

  136. RFH, you’re that sucker that has all the colors of the rainbow that everyone buys but no one can ever finish because it’s too sweet.

  137. PJM, what was the funniest thing one of your kids or husband did today?

    What was the thing that most inspired you, troubled you, enchanted you, and humbled you?

    Did someone ask me this and I missed it? I feel terrible. Who asked?

  138. Swine flu?

    That’ll do pig.

    *gunfire*

    AAHHAHAHAH.

    All influenza’s are dangerous to the elderly and the very young and people with compromised immune systems. And to say “swine flu” really is a bit of a misnomer, as there are several different types of flu associated with pigs.

    This particular flu has caused so much concern because the fatalties have mostly been young healthy people with functional immune systems.

  139. Mare, I think if Bart posts one, I’ll have to.

  140. “Are you sure you don’t want me to me the everlastinggobstopper?”

    Good point, porno boy!

  141. Rosetta, I am here 24/7. Just because I don’t say anything…

    Well what the hell? Sox got your tongue? Make your presence known so we can all spank you with our love.

  142. Mare, I think that the nicest thing anyone’s said to me all day.

    Although, XBrad was talking about my hooters at 3 AM, but that feels like yesterday even if it isn’t.

  143. YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! PattyAnn!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rosetta, how do we get Darling to post?

  144. Romy, I remember talking about hooters (and handjobs!) but I can’t remember if what I said was nice or not.

  145. “Mare, I think that the nicest thing anyone’s said to me all day.”

    Good job, RFH. It was meant as a compliment and sometimes I wonder if something will be taken the wrong way. You are sweet!

  146. Good point, porno boy

    Hahahahahaha!!!!

    *in a whispering, barely audible voice*

    mom, mare is touching me in the swimsuit area

  147. xbrad, what did you learn at church tonight?

    (that was not a snide comment)

  148. *in a whispering, barely audible voice*

    Hahahahaha

  149. “mom, mare is touching me in the swimsuit area:”

    DAD!!!! I THINK ROSETTA IS INTO INCEST!!!!!!!

  150. oh it was mare. sorry I missed that mare.

    pjdaddy is not funny. Poor pjdaddy is not capable of being funny. I think I’ve mentioned this before. We’ve tried lotions, pills, creams, self-help books, all to no avail.

    Correction: pjdaddy read this and says it’s not true. He said there was that one time he made me laugh. He can’t think of what it is at the moment, but he knows he did it.

    Graham did say something interesting to me however.

    He’s learning Chinese and told me that he knows what God’s calling for him is. He said that God has called him to convert the Chinese to Christianity. I asked that he not
    do it in China and that he convert people here. I said you could get arrested there
    and spend a long time in jail. He said to me mom, do you know how many times St.Peter
    got arrested? I said I don’t care, there’s plenty of Chinese people here and don’t
    you remember how St. Peter died? He said mom, if it’s what God wants me to
    do then that’s what I’m supposed to do.

    He also told me that he’s so glad now (finally) that we’ve moved to California
    because he’s gotten so much closer to God since we’ve been here.

  151. Getting time for beddie-bye.

    Goodnight, you photo posers, bald proposers, and smelly toesers!

  152. I should also say, for the record, that the 100 days of Obama thread today was very inventive and true. I’m going to start it again tomorrow until we gals get shoes.

  153. Want to learn how to swear effectively and be funny? Go to the 1:00 mark of this video.

  154. nite MCPO

  155. Geoff, you’re right, that’s kind of embarrassing.

    I didn’t mean that there was anything wrong with your question – I just wanted to rag on that dork in the press corps.

  156. HAHAHAHAHAHALOLHAHAHAHA

    PJM, you just broke my record for the number of Depends used on a particular comment.

    See, Geoff, PJM has the funny. And her kids are funny too. (intentional or not)

  157. Sweet dreams, C3PO!

  158. xbrad, what did you learn at church tonight?

    Not as much as Graham.

    I taught a class based on a book by N.T. Wright about Paul. I learned that reading the Hostages all day before teaching a class is surprisingly informative. We had the discussion over swearing and vulgarity versus hateful speech. I also learned that I am not nearly as patient with old cranks as I thought I was. I didn’t have to call the guy as asshole again, but I was sorely tempted. He’s been very good the last two weeks, but was on a rant tonight. I told him if he wanted to teach a class, he was welcome to, but not tonight.

  159. DAD!!!! I THINK ROSETTA IS INTO INCEST!!!!!!!

    STEP-SISTER!!!! YOU’RE MY STEP-SISTER!!!!

  160. xBrad, you know you are my favorite, right?

    Night C3PO!

  161. “Not as much as Graham.”

    Good one, xbrad!

  162. PJM, does pjdaddy have the same problem that Mr. RFH has – not only is he not funny but he doesn’t find anything funny. I will read out loud stuff that brings tears to my eyes, it’s so damn funny. He won’t crack a smile. The last time I got him to chuckle was when I caught him off guard. For reasons unknown, he asked me what rhymes with seven. I answered eleven, heaven, Bert Blyleven.

  163. Goodnight, you photo posers, bald proposers, and smelly toesers!

    Hahahaha. Good night, MCPO.

  164. Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/cp5mqd

  165. My husband is funny as hell but doesn’t come here. I’ve invited him, but he won’t. He considers this ‘my place’.

  166. “Mare?”

    LOL

    If we are ever trapped in an attic, it’s on!

  167. Yes RFH. We’re working on that one though……………but seriously, I’d been performing to a dead audience for many a year now.

    I think he inherited this affliction from his mother. Oh man it’s the WORST!!!!

    She’s Mormon and we were at Disneyworld and in the Magic Kingdom is this castle

    I asked her how the Mormon’s were able to get a temple there. She was not amused.

  168. “He considers this ‘my place’.”

    PattyAnn’s special place.

  169. DON’T EAT THE COOKIES!!!

  170. Burl?

    http://tinyurl.com/cpyfku

  171. But we can’t touch PattyAnn in her special place…

  172. “I asked her how the Mormon’s were able to get a temple there. She was not amused.”

    OMG!!!!hahahahahahahahaha

    Your mother in law doesn’t deserve you!

    LOL

  173. wha?

  174. This is my special place. Coming here and seeing all my fake friends makes me very happy. Y’all can’t imagine how much you make me laugh every day.

  175. If we are ever trapped in an attic, it’s on!

    Hahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!

  176. Burl?

    http://tinyurl.com/cpyfku

    Oh that was one of my favoritist books yesterday.

  177. “This is my special place. Coming here and seeing all my fake friends makes me very happy. Y’all can’t imagine how much you make me laugh every day.”

    I’ve got to agree. All the more reason to give POL a picture. I’ve laughed here more than I have in the last 3 years put together.

  178. wha?

    Hahahaha.

    Have you done an “Office Space” on your printer with the “Club for Growth” yet?

  179. Isn’t this purty?

    http://www.imeem.com/people/UGtOf3/music/ZZTgsJRq/taize-confitemini-domino/

    It’s Taize……….it’s where Catholics AND Protestants and Orthodox chill together and sing.

    They played this Saturday night in the chapel and it was just beautiful.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiz%C3%A9_Community

  180. PJM, if we went to EPCOT together (without the kids) I’d say let’s get drunk in every country,.and you’d say… “what else would we do here!”

  181. not yet, lint collector

  182. Mr. RFH is one of those stoic Germans. Life is neither cold nor hot, and he always has this air of not giving a shit about anything. If he does care, it’s buried pretty deep.

    One thing that did make him laugh was Ace’s farewell to Scotty that was linked here a month ago, though he might have been laughing at me trying to get the words out. That one needs to be linked in the Classic Ace Threads.

  183. “what else would we do here!”

    Other than sing It’s a Small World between beer chugs?

    I don’t know.

  184. One thing that did make him laugh was Ace’s farewell to Scotty that was linked here a month ago

    Dang, I think I missed that.

  185. piñata mimosa, have your kids seen Rikki Tikki Tavi, yet?

  186. “Isn’t this purty?”

    Yes!

    I have to go now and confess all the sins I’ve committed on this site.

  187. PJM and Mare – one drink in every country of EPCOT and see how far we get.

  188. Y’all can’t imagine how much you make me laugh every day.”

    I’ve laughed here more than I have in the last 3 years put together.

    I have said this before and I will say again, as a collective, this is the funniest group on the webtubes.

    There are about 12 or 15 commenters that, if they sat in a room with pen and paper, would come up with the funniest sitcom since Seinfeld if not ever.

    I cry here on a regular basis from laughter and it is the greatest thing ever.

  189. I have Rikki Tikki Tavi on VHS. Orson Welles was cool.

  190. piñata mimosa

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    + 2,750 points

  191. piñata mimosa, have your kids seen Rikki Tikki Tavi, yet?

    I don’t think so. In fact, I don’t think I’ve even seen it.

    PJM and Mare – one drink in every country of EPCOT and see how far we get.

    If we’re going in alphabetical order I’d say we’d be unconscious by Angola.

    *mare, it’ll play the next song if you don’t do anything to it. course I have to go back to the window, but I don’t hit play or anything

  192. I don’t think I’ve ever pee’d myself reading this site.

    I might have sharted a little bit though.

  193. yes, hydrant chick, it’s a classic that all kids must see

  194. piñata mimosa

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    + 2,750 points

    Drunk bastard

  195. Yes, Rosetta, but what would be the name of the sitcom.

    “Rosetta in Charge”

    “The Faggy Bunch”

    “Eight is not enough for PJM”

    What????

  196. I don’t think I’ve even seen it.

    Well, then that’s why you are the way you are, peanut marmalade.

  197. Epcot is one of my favorite places ever. Have loved it since I was a little girl and still love it now.

    Now THAT would be a fun meet-up place. Disney is a great place to get drunk and buy a $12 popsicle that you drop on the ground and then watch awesome fireworks.

  198. Never been to Epcot. Went to Disneyworld in 82. Disneyland in 73 and 05. Drove by it yesterday. Didn’t stop.

  199. Goodnight, everyone!

  200. Well, then that’s why you are the way you are, peanut marmalade

    The way I am? Ooooh, you mean like how I’m like Mary Poppins? Practically perfect in every way.

  201. I highly recommend it, plantain banana.

    And you’re in luck!

    It’s on yootoob

    http://tinyurl.com/chqbhk

  202. MARY POPPINS IS HAWT!!!!!!!

  203. nite Patty

  204. “Now THAT would be a fun meet-up place. Disney is a great place to get drunk and buy a $12 popsicle that you drop on the ground and then watch awesome fireworks.”

    That really made me laugh. When we lived in Florida we lived an easy 2 hour turnpike ride from Disney World. The best thing about EPCOT besides TEST TRACK were the bars and alcohol promoted by each country. England was always good. France go for the wine tasting…every country had it’s fun restaurant/pub.

  205. Mary Poppins creeped me out. But I did like Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music.

  206. I got locked in Epcot.

  207. “Have loved it since I was a little girl and still love it now.”

    *files lawsuit against Rosetta’s grandma

  208. And this one, too, plywood mattress.

    It’s kinda educational, too!

    http://tinyurl.com/dnxfqq

  209. Sweet dreams, PattyAnn.

  210. Alright, Mesa, tell it!

  211. There was one place on the non-country side called Cranium Commando. Whoever wrote the script for that should be named an honorary Hostage. Think biology teacher crossed with drill instructor. “If brain cells were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose!”

  212. sweet bart, I favorited them so I’ll get stuck to enjoy watching them with my wee ones tomorrow.

  213. Xbrad, this is for you:

  214. Mesa, do tell. How did you get locked in?

  215. Mary Poppins creeped me out

    You know what I don’t get? People’s fascination with Tinkerbell. Quite frankly I always thought she was a bit of a bitch. Did people not notice how mean she was to Wendy? WTF?!?!?!?!

  216. Totally agree PJM. Tinkerbell was a jealous bitch.

  217. Totally agree PJM. Tinkerbell was a jealous bitch.

    Yeah, it’s almost like me watching you and rosetta.

  218. A bunch of us drank our way around the world and ended up in England at the end of the night.

    We were tipping well (hot English chicks) and they let us stay longer than they should have. By the time we left they had already locked the main gate. We had to climb over the big fence. By that time, there were no more shuttles and we had to call a cab and wait half an hour.

  219. Sorry, never really gave Tinkerbell a lot of thought until Julia Roberts played her. I had a crush on her. And then, Kylie Minogue is my ultimate Tinkerbell.

  220. “Yeah, it’s almost like me watching you and rosetta.”

    hahahahahaha

    I just tinklebelled a little.

  221. We were tipping wel cowsl

    edited for accuracy

  222. Mesa, totally gets the whole “drinking around EPCOT” fun.

  223. xbrad, that is the worst picture of any human ever. Even worse than the POL pictures!

  224. Sorry, Mare

    Kylie was in Moulin Rouge for about 10 seconds, and looked good in it. I just couldn’t find a decent clip or photo on short notice. I was a little surprised. I bought the disc because I love me some Nicole Kidman, but stayed awake that night thinking of Kylie…

  225. I have a story about Disneyworld that is my favorite and here she is.

    My niece is married to an Army man who was in Afghanistan during 2007. They have two little boys and live in Fort Bragg. We wanted to do something for the military for Christmas that year and I had the idea of sending my niece and her family to Disneyworld as a Christmas present.

    I found an awesome Christmas card with the American flag on it thanking the recipient for their service to our great country and wishing them a Merry Christmas. I sent it to my niece’s husband while he was in Afghanistan and I told him in the card how proud I was of him and how much I respected what he was doing for our country.

    And I told him that we were going to send him and my niece and their kids to Disney when he got back to the states. I intentionally didn’t tell my niece because I wanted her husband to surprise her when he felt like it. It didn’t matter if he called her right then and told her or told her when his tour was over. I wanted that to be his call.

    Well, he got the card a few days after Christmas and immediately called my niece and told her. He was so excited.

    So he got home in the summer of last year and they went to Disney, all expenses paid. The best thing was, when they pulled up to check into the hotel, they got pulled out to be awarded a special stay for the 50th anniversary of Disney or something and they got upgraded to a suite with a lot of other fun goodies. And they were treated like royalty and had the most awesome time.

    I learned later from my niece that when her husband called her from Afghanistan to tell her that he was crying because he was so excited.

    When I heard that I knew that I would probably never spend money on anything that will mean as much to me as that.

    He was just promoted to Sergeant a month ago. If I felt anymore pride because of them, I don’t think I could stand it.

    As much fun as I’ve had at Epcot, and I’ve had a lot, that is my favorite Disney story. And my niece cried when she got her picture taken with Cinderella. Ha. Cinderella was always her favorite. It’s the best feeling to this day.

    Okay….seriousness off.

  226. Epcot is ok, they need to update that place, though. In the World of Tomorrow, they have computer terminals from the late eighties.

  227. So, how’s everyone been feeling for the past hundred days or so?

  228. Rosetta, is it wrong for me to want your fourth baby?

    Great story.

    Generosity always comes back to you. The joy you got out of their happiness was worth any cost. Well Done!

    Form of ……an awesome uncle

  229. Great story Rosey

  230. “So, how’s everyone been feeling for the past hundred days or so?”

    Not so good.

  231. I got locked in Epcot.

    For some reason that I can’t explain exactly, that doesn’t surpise me.

  232. Comment by Rosetta on April 30, 2009 1:17 am

    OK that was just sweet.

  233. I’m feeling a little ill, thanks for asking.

  234. Cool story, Rosetta!

    PJM, here’s the tribute to Scotty that made Mr. RFH laugh. It was the man on man on lizard action that got him. Someone (wiserbud?) did the xtranormal movie for it.

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/105638.php

  235. “Have loved it since I was a little girl and still love it now.”

    *files lawsuit against Rosetta’s grandma

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Stupid $2 bills clouded my reasoning.

    MOM!!!! GRANDMA SAID SHE USED TO BE A LITTLE BOY!!!!!!

  236. That was a fine thing you did, Rosie.

    Now, quit telling stories like that about things you’ve done for deserving people. It makes it harder for us to call you a lousy motherfucker.

  237. thank you so much firehydrant!! that was sweet of you to look that up. That WAS funny!!

  238. Rosetta, is it wrong for me to want your fourth baby?

    Can we name him TittyFace Jenkins?

  239. “Can we name him TittyFace Jenkins?”

    Of course.

    Why didn’t we name our first child that?

  240. It makes it harder for us to call you a lousy motherfucker.

    Shut your donut hole. How about we talk about his period of your life:

    http://tinyurl.com/cjxrnm

  241. PJM, I can’t find the link for the xtranormal movie. Reading it is one thing, but hearing “Captain Kirk can suck my fat one” is giggle-inducing, too.

    And you’re welcome. Makes me feel less of a piker after Rosie’s story. I just walk up to the guys in uniform, shake their hand and say thank you.

    Okay, I’m still a piker.

  242. I wasn’t into Cassidy but I kind of liked Parker Stephenson.

  243. You know, I have to tell you, I was always uncomfortable about that whole “Thank you for your service” thing.

    I didn’t do it for you. I did it for me. I thought it was an honorable profession, but didn’t go much further than that in my thinking. And I did think it was important, or at least important that someone did it. But mostly, it was a job.

  244. Wouldn’t a Hostage weekend in Las Vegas be….(I almost said “off the hook” but only assholes say that) fun.

  245. For fuck’s sake. They just had a segment on the news about how to properly wash your hands.

    I remember when this country wasn’t a nation of helpless little children, and I ain’t that old.

  246. Just shut up, Sean, and wash your hands. Of course, most of the men here don’t really need to wash their hands, because it’s not like we get a lot of human contact…

  247. How about we talk about his period of your life:

    http://tinyurl.com/cjxrnm

    FUCK YOU, YOU TROOP-THANKING MOTHERFUCKER!!! I’LL FUCKING THANK YOU FOR YOUR GRACIOUS GESTURE TOWARD YOUR NIECE AND HER FAMILY!!!!

    *grudgingly writes thank you note*

  248. Xbrad, but you were willing to do it and some were not. I know people who were in the military for all the right reasons. They could have been making $100’s of thousands, if not millions (seriously) and they felt they could make an impact for the country in other ways.
    There are some seriously patriotic (patriots) individuals.

  249. I just walk up to the guys in uniform, shake their hand and say thank you.

    I must be tired because this is how I read that:

    I just wake up to the guys in uniform, shake their hand and say thank you.

  250. “I just wake up to the guys in uniform, shake their hand and say thank you.”

    hahahahahaha

    A classic PJM score!!!

  251. Why didn’t we name our first child that?

    Let’s do a George Foreman and name our kids TittyFace Jenkins Jr, TittyFace Jenkins III, TittyFace Jenkins IV and TittyFace Jenkins V.

    What could go wrong?

  252. XBrad, it ends up being awkward with about half the soldiers I talk to. The other half say something to the effect that it’s nice to be appreciated, especially a group of four that were getting shit at the DC airport. I picked up the lunch tab for three soldiers in HSV once. I was old enough to be their mother.

  253. “What could go wrong?”

    The way I see it, absolutely nothing.

  254. Ok you two……….get a blog

  255. “”Ok you two……….get a blog””

    heh

  256. I’m a little surprised that not of your kids are named “Tourette’s Guy”

  257. Rosetta, don’t we already have a Tittyface Jenkins site?

    And if we don’t, why not?

    PJM, from your tone, it will be necessary for you to buy the first round.

  258. “I just wake up to the guys in uniform, shake their hand and say thank you.”

    I thought I’d actually typed that for a moment and had to check.

    That would be funny. Salute!

  259. “”Ok you two……….get a blog””

    heh

    Yeah, it was all I had at the moment. I was so blinded with jealousy I couldn’t think of anything else?

    Think I’m lying??!?! HUH?!?!? HUH?!?!?!

  260. You know, I have to tell you, I was always uncomfortable about that whole “Thank you for your service” thing. I didn’t do it for you. I did it for me.

    xbrad, there is a great quote that goes something like this:

    “I know what I have given you but I do not know what you have received.”

  261. http://tittyfacejenkins.wordpress.com/

  262. PJM, I thought we would double date with you and Mesa?

  263. (yawn) Who’s tucking me in? (checks spelling before posting)

  264. Let’s do a George Foreman and name our kids TittyFace Jenkins Jr, TittyFace Jenkins III, TittyFace Jenkins IV and TittyFace Jenkins V.

    PJ’s little Total feels neglected. Totally neglected.

  265. Why,, why,,why never !!

  266. Sweet dreams, RFH!

  267. I’m just saying, it made me uncomfortable. You lousy motherfuckers.

  268. I’m coming as fast as I can to tuck you in, Romy. What bedtime story do you want tonight? Anything you want, as long as there are no unicorns…

  269. Nite Roamy, sleep well

  270. PJM, I thought we would double date with you and Mesa?

    I’ll bring pjdaddy. Sometimes his wrists hurt from me having him tied up all the time and so I have to untie him every once in a while…….it’s my act of charity.

  271. Uh oh Mare. Someone wants to have a word with you.

    http://tittyfacejenkins.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/mare/

  272. nite romy!!

    thanks for the linky

  273. “Uh oh Mare. Someone wants to have a word with you.”

    Where’s his goatee?

  274. Baby Jesus is fine, but this is what you should have given her:

  275. Come on XBrad, tell me the one about the heat rounds and all the pretty things that go boom. http://tinyurl.com/d26r5z Or the story about the Red Arrows.

    Good night, y’all.

  276. Where’s his goatee?

    Cut him some slack. He’s only 14.

  277. TOW2B top attack good enough for ya, Romy, or you wanna hear about the day I fired 14 M47 Dragons, with only one going haywire?

  278. Rosetta, a lot of the Hostage women seem possessive of you. It’s a testament to your humor. Well done, brother!

  279. I’ll bring pjdaddy. Sometimes his wrists hurt from me having him tied up all the time and so I have to untie him every once in a while…….it’s my act of charity.

    RUN, PJD!!!! YOU’RE FREE NOW!!!

  280. RUN, PJD!!!! YOU’RE FREE NOW!!!

    Nope, he hasn’t given his daily sperm donation yet. He gets no break till I get it.

  281. Rosetta, a lot of the Hostage women seem possessive of you. It’s a testament to your hugemor co……..

    Man, I almost said that out loud didn’t I?

  282. Nope, he hasn’t given his daily sperm donation yet. He gets no break till I get it.

    I TAKE IT BACK, PJD–STAY, YOU LUCKY MOFO!!!!

  283. PJM, it’s a good thing we are happily married, huh?

    We’d go on a cross county spree otherwise.

  284. SOS cat is funny for the following reasons:

    (A) The cat’s ears would indicate that he is potentially pissed off. Perhaps a sock was just removed from his head.

    (2) He’s looking around as if to say “what motherfucker is responsible for me doing this?”

    (pi) There is some random ghost cat in the upper left-hand corner of the screen that frightens me.

    (Jew) Someone thought that cat was funny enough to make a youTube video of it and add sound effects.

  285. PJM, it’s a good thing we are happily married, huh?

    Thelma and Louise baby.

  286. “SOS cat is funny for the following reasons:”

    I just thought he looked like a serious cat sending out a real morse code SOS. And bonus, he’s in a box???????

    HAHAHAHAHA….I love that cat.

  287. I’m a little surprised that not of your kids are named “Tourette’s Guy”

    Haahahahahaha.

    DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT SIMILAC!!!!!!!!!

  288. “Thelma and Louise baby.”

    We aint going off that cliff until we have the time of our lives (do we bring our kids?).

  289. (a)

    (2)

    (pi)

    (jew)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  290. We aint going off that cliff until we have the time of our lives (do we bring our kids?)

    Yeah, I don’t think I can get a babysitter for that long.

  291. Send the kids off the cliff, then hit the Botswana bar at Epcot.

  292. FUCK YOU, YOU TROOP-THANKING MOTHERFUCKER!!! I’LL FUCKING THANK YOU FOR YOUR GRACIOUS GESTURE TOWARD YOUR NIECE AND HER FAMILY!!!!

    Hahahahaha.

    I will KEEL-HAUL YOU!!!!!!!!!

    *looks up keel-haul”, hopes it doesn’t mean something gay*

  293. ^ that’s why I have a crush on Rosetta.

  294. “^ that’s why I have a crush on Rosetta.”

    comment at 2:10 am

  295. My kids will babysit. My older daughter is an excellent driver.

  296. PJM, it’s a good thing we are happily married, huh?

    We’d go on a cross county spree otherwise.

    I can’t decide whether I should be deeply disturbed or extremely aroused by that comment.

    I’m gonna go ahead with the latter.

  297. Does Natural Light have ANY alcohol in it?

  298. gnight all, thanks for the laughs, take care of yerselves

  299. Sweet dreams, TGSG!

  300. nighty tigi

    I think I’m gonna log too. Gonna listen to more of this taize stuff. It’s so beautiusiferific

  301. Pipe down, I’m watching Dollhouse…

  302. I need to make fun of TGSG more. I’m sure he’s a jackhole.

    G’night punk.

  303. Sweet dreams, PJM.

    I might listen to that also. It really is peaceful and beautiful.

    Considering how often I want to stab someone in the face, I need more soothing music.

  304. TGSG is really a sweet guy.

    How come so many irreverent people are so sweet?

  305. (a)
    (2)
    (pi)
    (jew)

    Rosetta, that really made me laugh.

  306. How come so many irreverent people are so sweet?

    Because they are politically conservative and don’t’ feel the need to poop their pants to get love from The One.

  307. Rosetta, that really made me laugh.

    Hahahahaha. (jew) made me laugh too.

    LEAVE THE JEWS ALONE!!!!!!!!!

  308. See, racism can be funny!

    (How many times can I use the same joke?)

  309. i just thought u should know sox hopped on my chest and is playing with the laptop. good kitty.

  310. xbrad, what’s your situation?

  311. Sox is a good kitty.

    I like dogs a lot because they are so effusive in their love but cats are more fun to me. Their indifference cracks me up.

    Dogs = YEAH!!! YAY!!

    Cats = Meh. Fail.

  312. “but cats are more fun to me. Their indifference cracks me up.”

    Cats = Meh. Fail.

    What???????

    I love dogs and cats. Loving one is not mutually exclusive of loving the other. Cats make me laugh because they know they are smarter than xbrad.

  313. xbrad, what’s your situation?

    Damn, that low-hanging fruit is tempting, but…no.

  314. This is a funny cat:

  315. Okay boys and girls, it’s time for night night.

    xbrad, I don’t what was giving you trouble last weekend but you have made teh good funneh the last couple of days. So I hope you’re feeling better.

    Mare, please come tuck me in.

  316. I’m laying in bed with a cat on my lap. That’s my (very pleasant) situation. Sox doesn’t sit with me often, or for very long, so I enjoy it while I can.

  317. Ha! Stupid cat.

    FORM OF….SAW!!!

    SHAPE OF….LOG!!

  318. This is also a funny cat:

  319. Sean, I am not above eating low hanging fruit.

  320. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Why are stupid cat videos so damn funny???

    I love the cat playing the organ.

    HOLD ON DAMMIT!!!

  321. FORM OF….SAW!!!
    SHAPE OF….LOG!!

    hahahahaahaha

  322. Before I go to bed, let’s go to Moo’n’s post and vandalize it.

    READY! OK! GO!

  323. FORM OF….SAW!!!

    SHAPE OF….LOG!!

    Wonder Twins murder-suicide pact?

  324. Hey punks, what should we do to the comments on Moo’n’s post?

    Let’s just do free association with an occasional ‘hahahaha” thrown in?

    READY! OK! GO!

    *kicks leg, throws pon-poms*

  325. Hey, asses, I already posted there on your orders.

  326. “with an occasional “hahahahaha”

    Are you insulting me????

  327. I already posted there. What the hell else do you want me to say.

    And fuck you, Rosetta. Sox read one of your comments and ran behind the “safe couch”… really.

  328. dammit. Best thread in the whole entire world and I missed it. Entirely.

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  341. Казань – Москва – Санкт-Петербург
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  342. ыл окно. Она нагнулась в окошко так что я увидел ее груди без бюстгальтера и попросила подвезти ее. Увидев ее торчащие коричневые соски , в груди у меня все сжалось и я с трудом выдавил из себя слова. Она обошла машину и села на переднее сидение.
    изгибаться и попросила где не будь, в укромном месте остановится.
    Закурить сигаретку в момент наслаждения от просмотра и запустить свой язычок в киску к одной из
    ” Ну ладно, может, ей просто понравился мой парфюм.”

    Я сел на диван и стал нетерпеливо ждать и представлять сегодняшний вечер. И вот появилась она. На ней чёрные чулки в сетку, чёрные трусики с прикрывающие только лобок с отверстием под киску, туфли на высоких шпильках и всё.
    – Ну что? Нравится? – спросила она!
    – Ещё бы! – ответил Я!
    – Ты не думай, трахать ты меня не будешь. Ты можешь только мечтать об этом. Понял меня?

    была уже прилично навеселе, и расслабленно

    тут же схватив его рукой, принялась облизывать и целовать. От того как делает минет
    ц, он мне подсовывал романы где говорилось о любви, о страсти и огромных желаниях. А парни боялись
    в дом отдыха, там и просидели все две недели безвылазно. И когда все это кончилось, были вручены
    ело на душе. Вспомнилась недавно история как раз в духе этого сайта, вот и решил рассказать её что бы и другие порадовались, или получили приятные ощущения от прочтения. Я не писатель, конечно, просто попробую рассказать, что был

    но увы… мы просто друзья и по-другому быть не могло. Он тоже сразу меня
    еще через некоторое время та же судьба ждала и без того коротенькие и очень соблазнительные

    – Черт!!! Быстро в душ! – Скомандовал я. |
    дополнительную волну наслаждения. Я нашел губами ее рот и стал жадно целовать.
    Тут девушка издала последний громкий стон, и я почувствовал, как мышцы влагалища стали интенсивно сжимать мой член


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