1,360 to go (maybe)

Feeling Warm and Fuzzy about the new “Open and Transparent” Administration?

A’int nothing like the first 100 days, just ask Emily:emily

Feeling Festive?

Marie Antoinette said it best:

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Do you feel inspired?

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Any tips?

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Predictions?

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245 Comments

  1. My daughter loves the “Max and Ruby” series from Rosemary Wells.

    Oh, and FIRST, Fuckwenches!

  2. My prediction?
    Burl and TBOMb will have a “cordial” meeting soon with that horse from the previous post.

  3. Good Morning Hostages!

    Hope you all have the best Hump Day ever.

    Except Rosetta, who french-kisses Mexican hogs.

  4. Great post, Sohos.

  5. swine flu death in Houston….

  6. thank you my dear!

  7. Rosetta Influenza would be a crappy name for a baby.

  8. On the first day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    A cartridge in an M16.

  9. On the second day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    two MREs and
    a cartridge in an M16.

  10. Hahaha, Folly. Good job. This is now officially a joke thread.

  11. On the third day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs and
    a cartridge in an M16.

  12. The baby who died in Houston got sick in Brownsville and was taken to a Hoistin hospital.

    Of course, the two page article in the NYT doesn’t even mention the fucking state.

    Spanish influenza was racist!!!

  13. On the fourth day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  14. On the fifth day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  15. I’m not doing anymore now. I’ll give you slowpokes a chance.

  16. On the sixth day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  17. Me either, Patty Ann.

  18. On the Seventh day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    Seven extra states
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  19. On the eighth day of Obama,
    my true love sent to me
    Eight bows to Saudi King
    Seven extra states
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  20. um it died…

  21. Hahahahaha. Good ones, sohos.

  22. Good ones, sohos. Shouldn’t be hard to get 100 of these.

  23. jinx!!!!!

  24. They can come up with over 300 comments on a middle of the night post last night and they can’t help us on this?
    Slackers…

  25. http://www.alight.com/11990566.html

    It’s fate.

  26. No shit

  27. Oh that dress is darling.

    Seven extra states

    Perfect.

  28. Thanks Laura, and it’s by Tattoo

  29. Tat, what shoes would you wear with it?

  30. I dunno if I have any PA. I think I might have to go shopping. A cute strappy kitten heel, maybe in a light blue?

  31. K, so I can’t work anything w/ 9-11, but on 12 it should be umms or uhhs or something like that.

  32. That sounds good. Or some cute white sandals.

  33. White would work. I tend to avoid white shoes for some reason, dunno why.

  34. Y’all realize no male will touch this thread now, right?

  35. Hahahaha, yep.

  36. On the ninth day of Obama,
    my true love sent to me
    Nine Hugos prancing,
    Eight bows to Saudi King,
    Seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  37. On the tenth day of Obama,
    my true love sent to me
    Ten bare arm dresses
    Nine Hugos prancing,
    Eight bows to Saudi King,
    Seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  38. i threw michelle in there

  39. Ten bare arm dresses

    How ’bout ten bare arm curtain dresses?

  40. better!

  41. I’ve got no creative today, or I’d add in 😦

  42. On the Eleventh day of Obama,
    my true love sent to me
    Eleven days at Camp David
    Ten bare arm curtain dresses
    Nine Hugos prancing,
    Eight bows to Saudi King,
    Seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  43. On the tenth day of Obama,
    my true love sent to me
    Eleven Snipers sniping,
    Ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    Nine Hugos prancing,
    Eight bows to Saudi King,
    Seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  44. Oops. Like yours better, sohos.

  45. make yours twelve?

  46. On the twelth day of Obama,
    my true love sent to me
    Twelve aunties slumming,
    Eleven days at Camp David,
    Ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    Nine Hugos prancing,
    Eight bows to Saudi King,
    Seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  47. A blue shoe will only get out of the closet more than once if you buy more wardrobe for it.

    If you go neutral (some kind of brown) or white you can wear the shoes with that dress and much more other stuff.

    http://www.zappos.com/product/7233610/color/62072

    I’m partial to the dark browns, but a nice tan would work too.

    A little granny-ish, but still cute: http://www.zappos.com/product/7418872/color/728

  48. On the thirteenth day of Obama,
    my true love sent to me
    Thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    Twelve aunties slumming,
    Eleven days at Camp David,
    Ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    Nine Hugos prancing,
    Eight bows to Saudi King,
    Seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  49. ALTHOUGH….yummy! I might just go ahead and get the wardrobe!

    http://www.zappos.com/product/7488039/color/177231

  50. Swap the teleprompters w/ snipers.

    The first one’s got too much heel, but I like the second pair. I was thinking perhaps a camel color (or lighter).

    And a new pair of shoes is always a reason to buy more clothes. Or vice versa 😉

  51. Oh, wow- check out that last shoe in ‘lemon’

    cute, cute, cute.

    Yeah, I like Franco Sarto shoes. I don’t care, they’re cute.

  52. Yay, BiW!

    I like those blue shoes.

  53. I guess I will be taking all my heels to the resale shop. flats for me from now on.

  54. Folly? Where’d you go????

  55. Ooohhhh, I like those Laura. You could put those w/ brown or black slacks and a blue shirt/cardigan. Or a black outfit w/ blue accent jewelry.

  56. You all will be served with summons to report to your local re-education camp. Except the ones who made the cracks about knives and M-16s. You are obviously extremists and will not benefit from the camps. You will be dealt with in other ways.

  57. http://www.zappos.com/multiview/7536538/1141

    There’s a red style in that dress. Then I could go w/ those shoes.

  58. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I was going to say I liked these http://www.zappos.com/product/7533305/color/147714 alot. Then I saw the price tag and knew why I liked them so much.

  59. what size shoe do you wear Tat?

  60. 8 to an 8.5

  61. I’m here. I’m giving others a chance.

  62. Did you see the pretty shoes Folly?

  63. I can send you my red shoes. They are so cute. Red with a silver circle on the foot. There is NO WAY I will ever wear those again.

  64. This place is officially an insane asylum.

    At 3:15am someone took a picture of a bacon and cheese donut and sent it to my email. Hahahahahaha.

    I have no idea who it was. However I suspect mesa.

    Also, good morning ladies.

  65. I can send you my red shoes. They are so cute. Red with a silver circle on the foot. There is NO WAY I will ever wear those again.

    Cool. I’ll take ’em, and thanks.

  66. Hi Rosie!!!

    You wanna buy me those pretty red shoes? Then I’d always be wearing your red shoes 😉

  67. Get your swine flu shot!11!1!!!

  68. Fine. If you do not respect my authority, duly granted by our supreme leader Barack Obama, then you will respect it when you are on the buses to the camps. Enjoy the change.

  69. email me your address and as soon as I am walking I will send them to you.

  70. Look Anonymous, unless you’re willing to buy me, and Laura, and PA and Sohos and Folly wicked awesome shoes. I don’t wanna hear it.

  71. I need flats anon size 8 preferably by Michael Kors

  72. Good morning Rosie

  73. Oooooh, pretty shoes. Yes, Anon, buy us shoes or we’ll continue our, “One Hundred Days of Obama,” song.

    On the fourteenth day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  74. TattooedIntellectual, you will wear the paper slippers that our benevolent leader issues you in the camp, and you will be glad for his benevolence. There is a little girl in the projects in Chicago to who we will redistribute your shoes.

  75. TattooedIntellectual, you will wear the paper slippers that our benevolent leader issues you in the camp, and you will be glad for his benevolence. There is a little girl in the projects in Chicago to who we will redistribute your shoes.

    You can pry my shoes outta my cold dead hands. 😛

  76. Shoe pron?

    **goes back to bed- not BUNK!!**

  77. Shoe pron rules!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. Hahaha, Folly. We’ll torture shoes out of him.

  79. Yeah, shoe pron!!!

  80. Shoe pron rules!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I second that. However, I’m headed out for work. So I’m depending on the rest of you ladies to get our shoes out of that Anony-goober.

  81. You wanna buy me those pretty red shoes? Then I’d always be wearing your red shoes

    DONE!!

    What’s the link again?

  82. Here Rosie

    http://www.zappos.com/multiview/7536538/1141

    Hey ladies, maybe we should do Shoe Pron Mondays?

  83. On the fifteenth day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

    You gonna buy shoes yet?

  84. “To whom”, not “to who”

    Anymouse English FAIL!!

  85. Shoe Pron Mondays, yippee!!

  86. You guys gotta hurry up so I can chime in at number 25 with a boxed set of region one dvds…

  87. Give us the shoes and we’ll stop the Obama song. Otherwise,

    On the sixteen day of Obama,
    my true love gave to me,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  88. Darn. I need to go run some errands.

    Keep going. The girls are gonna get shoes!

  89. Hey ladies, maybe we should do Shoe Pron Mondays?

    Don’t tell my wife. She’ll be all over that.

  90. On the seventeenth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  91. If I spend $665 on a pair of ladies’ shoes, Heidi Klum better be in them.

  92. On the eighteenth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  93. If I spend $665 on a pair of ladies’ shoes, Heidi Klum better be in them.they better contain a lifetime of blowjobs on demand from the gorgeous creature wearing them.

    FIFY

  94. I’m going to send Tat some real cute shoes that there is no way after this fall I will ever wear again.

  95. On the nineteenth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  96. That is sweet of you Sohos.

  97. BiW’s HTML skillz are weak like a red-headed anemic preemie baby girl.

  98. On the twentieth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  99. a lifetime of blowjobs on demand

    one pair of 665$ shoes= one bj

    another pair of expensive shoes= one bj

    jeez hello! dont you know the female formula by now?

  100. one pair of 665$ shoes= one bj

    That better be a Heidi Klum bj.

  101. On the twenty-first day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  102. PattyAnn, you wanna wrestle?

  103. On the twenty-first day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    twenty-one fugly fisties bumpies,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  104. I can’t Rosetta, I’m running errands. Well, I need to be running errands.

    I like the water-boarding dogs, BiW.

  105. As a guy who has spent a fair amount of time analyzing the curious relationship between estrogen and shoes, I can’t make a big deal out of a thread gone shoe crazy. It’s kinds cute ladies. We know you dig them, even though most guys don’t know why (I do but I don’t just give this shit away, I learned the hard way).

    I would say it’s an oversimplification to say you like attire and shoes because they make you feel pretty, even though that’s part of it. It’s more than that. For example, a nice lookin gal who was going to get her drivers license renewed would pick out a nice pair of shoes that go with an outfit that makes them feel good. We know the photograph doesn’t capture the shoes, it’s just a photo of your face! If we said that though, you would respond by saying something like “but it shows on my face if I don’t like my shoes.

    This is one of the many somewhat confusing things that I love about women.

    Love it!

  106. If I spend $665 on a pair of ladies’ shoes, Heidi Klum better be in them and nothing else!

    There.

  107. 101.

    On the twenty-second day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  108. I can’t Rosetta, I’m running errands. Well, I need to be running errands.

    FINE!!!!

    *never talks to PattyAnn again*

  109. **lines to to talk to PattyAnn now that the fat guy is out of the way**

  110. On the twenty-third day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  111. **lines to to talk to PattyAnn now that the fat guy is out of the way**

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    That was funny, jackoff.

  112. Whichever one of you put this song in my head last night, I’m going to stab you in the face until my arm falls off! I’m returning the favor, asswipe!!

  113. On the twenty fourth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  114. MCPO, why aren’t you out playing goff?

  115. On the twentyfiith day of Obama
    my true love gave to me
    a boxed set of DVDs for the wrong region,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  116. Rosie – Today is the day I do housework. Put clean linens in the bathroom, I’ve got two loads of laundry going, swapping out the closets for summer and some vacuuming and dusting to do.

  117. Jessica Simpson’s shoes are too tall but I’ve tried them on and they are pretty comfy and make your calves look scrumptious.

    http://www.zappos.com/product/7406579/color/42413

  118. Oh, oh, ohhhh

    http://www.zappos.com/product/7533442/color/194210

    BUNK

  119. swapping out the closets for summer

    Huh?

    I put my winter blankets, coats, etc back in the closet…is that what you mean?

  120. Ooooh, I like the purple ones.

  121. *feels like the retarded red-headed stepchild*

    I’m not into shoes. I like pretty lingerie.

  122. My daughter, on the other hand, LOVES the shoes. No heels though. She can’t walk in them.

  123. anyone know the story behind the header photo?

  124. beasn the shoes and pretty lingerie is the perfect combination. When you have on pretty bra and panties and a great pair of shoes you are ready for anything. The confidence from that makes you feel so feminine and powerful

  125. Is that the mess left after Obama’s inauguration?

  126. I totally picture that as being in England somewhere. I dunno.

  127. *feels like the retarded red-headed stepchild*

    Yeah. We get that a lot.

  128. Vmax- I’m taking all of the long-sleeved shirts, corduroy pants, sweaters and sweatshirt top-side. Wool socks and winter robes and winter sports jackets to the dry cleaners. Down into the MBdrm closet come the sandals, shorts, short-sleeved shirts, etc.

    Everything needs to be washed and hung up or folded into storage boxes. It takes all day.

  129. DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT THE HEADER PIC!!!!11!!11!!!!

  130. I thought the header pic was from a Hostage meetup?

  131. I’m not talking shit about it. I’m talking trash about it.

  132. When you have on pretty bra and panties and a great pair of shoes you are ready for anything.

    That’s true. When I fall on my ass from the nice heels, I won’t be embarrassed if my undies are exposed.

  133. That header pic is crap. One of the worst ever.

  134. That’s true. When I fall on my ass from the nice heels, I won’t be embarrassed if my undies are exposed.

    Please to be providing photographic evidence, no?

  135. Yah, I’m not used to walking in heels anymore. Takes a while but it does come back.

  136. rosetta must have put the header photo up.

  137. Ask Rosie for advice, Lauraw…

  138. lauraw?

    http://tinyurl.com/cz6j9r

  139. Beasn?

    http://tinyurl.com/bgb2xc

  140. MCPO?

    http://tinyurl.com/daj2vg

  141. I wore heels out in public once. Fell on a table with a couple dining at it…….yes I was really wasted.. (it was a bar and they had very low tables) I looked at the couple, gave them the gun with both my hands winked, clucked my tongue twice and told them both to have a nice evening or enjoy their dinner or something to that effect.

  142. Rosetta??????

    http://tiny.pl/zj1w

  143. OFS.

    http://tinyurl.com/clk6dj

  144. Hey bitches get back to the 100 days of Obama.

  145. I’m surprised you didn’t give them a baby as well…

  146. MCPO?

    http://tinyurl.com/daj2vg\

    Let me guess. The Hanibal Lecter Collection?

  147. pajama momma?

    http://tinyurl.com/cr2o7j

  148. LauraW’s dream shoes: http://tiny.pl/zj1c

  149. I’m surprised you didn’t give them a baby as well…

    xbrad, you makeh teh two funneh today.

  150. On the twenty-fifth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    twenty-five Nork Missile Flyovers,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  151. I’m surprised you didn’t give them a baby as well…

    ok, ok…………I get it. I’ll admit it, that was funny…………sorta

    *kicks b-rad in the shins

  152. OW!!

    Folly, make PJ quit kicking me!

  153. I hope some of you are listening to Rush – it’s hilarious today!

  154. Ooooh, me want: http://tinyurl.com/der35t

  155. On the twenty-sixth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    twenty-six torture memo publications,
    twenty-five Nork Missile Flyovers,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  156. PJ stop kicking my man.

  157. FAIL BiW Xbrad did day 25 and it was cleverly the dvd’s you need to make yours the 26th day

  158. Nah, these are some good lookin’ shoes…

    http://tinyurl.com/d3d9g5

  159. one time i was wearing heels and i just walked into my house…

  160. I hope some of you are listening to Rush – it’s hilarious today!

    Correct. I would have liked to have heard his entire speech from the Milken dinner last night. He was on a roll.

  161. Here’s a better pic of the best shoes ever made. But these need to be broken in more:

  162. B-rad – I like this one too! http://tiny.pl/zj1f

  163. I like these:

  164. Xbrad, shoe pron FAIL!

  165. What, folly? You never had a pair? WTF? What the hell did you wear to the field?

  166. My daughter bought me these for Christmas.

  167. Nah, these are some good lookin’ shoes…

    Definitely one of the best.

  168. What, folly? You never had a pair? WTF? What the hell did you wear to the field?

    Of course I did. But they’re aren’t as sexy as a pair of $375 Italian leather pumps.

  169. Did you wear them with this:

    NRSFW

  170. MCPO?

    http://tinyurl.com/daj2vg

    HAHAHAHAHA….I like those.

  171. Did you wear them with this:

    That EXACT outfit.

  172. Very few women can make a pair of jungle boots look sexy. But some can…

  173. Did you wear them with this:

    http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SjMoQ5n5L.jpg

    Ooooooooooooooo…..I like.

  174. PJ stop kicking my man

    *snicker

  175. Beasn, I’m with you. If I get all dressed up in lingerie, he’d better not be looking at my feet.

  176. What are feet?

  177. Very few women can make a pair of jungle boots look sexy. But some can…

    With a pair of hot pants, definitely.

  178. If you don’t want us looking at your feet, hide them behind your ears.

  179. If you don’t want us looking at your feet, hide them behind your ears.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Mr. Beasn?

  180. I have great feet, even if they are big.

  181. mesa, did you email me a picture of bacon and cheese donuts at 3 in the morning?

  182. Romy – I always start at the feet and let my eyes work their way up the whole package!

  183. something like this xbrad

    or maybe this

  184. MCPO, not with sohos, you don’t.

  185. Nope b/c I’m broken

  186. Rosie?

    http://tinyurl.com/cz9dsb

  187. MCPO, not with sohos, you don’t.

    You don’t know that for certain, do you?

  188. beasn that should be a woman. think he is having the surgery?

  189. think he is having the surgery?

    Definitely. But until then, ‘it’ is tucked backwards.

  190. Sohita – You would still be my FIGF even iffin you had both pins knocked out from under you!

  191. That tucked backwards thing freaks me out. The first time I ever saw that was in the movie Silence of the Lambs.

  192. Thanks MCPO. MUAH!

  193. Sohos, MCPO said it right. Any man that would get hung up over your accident ain’t worth having.

    MCPO, you are a sweetie.

  194. Brew’s new shoes:

  195. On the twenty-eighth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    twenty-eight speeches on the queen’s iPod,
    twenty-seven torture memo publications,
    twenty-six Nork Missile Flyovers,
    twenty-five DVDs for the wrong region,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  196. Sohita, I’d start at the foot and work my way up even if we had to call you “Peg”

  197. A maid’s outfit? Yeah. Right. Like I’m gonna get dressed up to clean. Hell, like I clean…

  198. A maid’s outfit? Yeah. Right. Like I’m gonna get dressed up to clean.

    I would…but then that’s me.

  199. Oliver Willis at Ponderosa

  200. Beasn???????

    http://tiny.pl/zjjp

  201. Xbrad?
    http://tinyurl.com/cpbunm

  202. KKA arrives at school: http://tiny.pl/zjjn

  203. Beasn???????

    HAHAHA….ya know. I just got on the floor to see if I could still do that. I can and there is more pain involved.

    Don’t tell Mr. Beasn.

  204. No, Romy, think more like Sohita’s second Laura Croft pic.

  205. On the twenty-ninth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    twenty-nine attacks on Rush Limbaugh,
    twenty-eight speeches on the queen’s iPod,
    twenty-seven torture memo publications,
    twenty-six Nork Missile Flyovers,
    twenty-five DVDs for the wrong region,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

    or should I quit while I’m behind?

  206. I just got on the floor to see if I could still do that. I can . . .

    Lucky Mr. Beasn!!!

  207. mesa, did you email me a picture of bacon and cheese donuts at 3 in the morning?

    No.

    Why, you want some?

  208. Why, you want some?

    Yes but that’s besides the fact. I don’t know who sent me that photo.

  209. My email is mesablue @ gmail.com

  210. Our property assessment for 2009 came in the mail yesterday. It went down 10%. Ten percent? Didn’t property values drop 25%?

  211. Really, Beasn? I’m surprised it didn’t go up 10%. Housing values have taken a beating here, but assessments haven’t budged.

  212. That sounds like an eddiebear move to me, Rosetta.

  213. I’m surprised it didn’t go up either, xbrad.

    Though the last couple of years, a lot of people were bitching loud and long about the jump in their assessments the past 5 years, every year. They’ve jumped between 9 – 20%.

    Two cycles in a row, we argued ours down from 19 to 9%. And where I live, we also have to pay a community fee. Even though it covers access to a nice pool, that the beasnette takes full advantage of, I still don’t like it.

  214. A census worker showed up, checking my address and that someone lives here. I thought the census wasn’t until next year.

  215. Good video in new post ifn you wanna go watch it.

    That sounds like an eddiebear move to me, Rosetta.

    *eyes lauraw suspiciously*

    What were you doing at 3:15 am this morning?

  216. but assessments haven’t budged.

    They wouldn’t dare here. There would be pitchforks and torches headed their way if they didn’t respond in some way. Like I said above, people have been getting angrier every year of the past five for how it is jacking up our costs.

    Values should be froze at the price you paid or less in a downturn.

  217. She tripped — http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=4249

  218. I thought the census wasn’t until next year.

    It’s not but they are out now GPSing things.

  219. On the thirtieth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    thirty staged meets with the military,
    twenty-nine attacks on Rush Limbaugh,
    twenty-eight speeches on the queen’s iPod,
    twenty-seven torture memo publications,
    twenty-six Nork Missile Flyovers,
    twenty-five DVDs for the wrong region,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  220. On the thirty-first day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    thirty-one shut down coal power plants,
    thirty staged meets with the military,
    twenty-nine attacks on Rush Limbaugh,
    twenty-eight speeches on the queen’s iPod,
    twenty-seven torture memo publications,
    twenty-six Nork Missile Flyovers,
    twenty-five DVDs for the wrong region,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  221. Hahahahahahaha. I love FailBlog like a fat kid loves cake.

  222. That was a header photo at H1 about a year ago.

  223. Please tell me someone saved the Hostages chicks header pic.

  224. What’s so funny?

  225. On the thirty-second day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    thirty-two Somali pirate hijackings,
    thirty-one shut down coal power plants,
    thirty staged meets with the military,
    twenty-nine attacks on Rush Limbaugh,
    twenty-eight speeches on the queen’s iPod,
    twenty-seven torture memo publications,
    twenty-six Nork Missile Flyovers,
    twenty-five DVDs for the wrong region,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  226. That was a header photo at H1 about a year ago.

    Phil McCracken.

  227. Dick Hertz

  228. Phil McCracken.

    Dusty McOldster.

  229. Ben Dover.

  230. Bob Forbawls

  231. Jack Hoff

  232. Shi-Wil Blo-Mi

  233. *sniff*

    Does this thread smell like it’s going bad to you?

  234. That’s them. Gawrsh, they’re sweet.

  235. Please tell me someone saved the Hostages chicks header pic.

    Yes. It’s also on this thing called the webtubes.

    http://tinyurl.com/cvj6g7

    And I figured out the culprit behind the 3am cheese and bacon donut picture.

    Fucking licky. Hahahahahaha.

    I luhr her.

  236. Shi-Wil Blo-Mi

    That gave The Laughing Baby Jesus SIDS you douche!!

  237. On the thirty-third day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    thiry-three votes “Present”
    thirty-two Somali pirate hijackings,
    thirty-one shut down coal power plants,
    thirty staged meets with the military,
    twenty-nine attacks on Rush Limbaugh,
    twenty-eight speeches on the queen’s iPod,
    twenty-seven torture memo publications,
    twenty-six Nork Missile Flyovers,
    twenty-five DVDs for the wrong region,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  238. Dick Kohl

  239. That gave The Laughing Baby Jesus SIDS you douche!!

    Wow. And nearly a year until Easter. Someone ain’t gonna be feelin’ exactly “Springtime Fresh” IYKWIMAITTYD.

  240. Amanda Rekonwith

  241. On the thirty-fourth day of Obama
    my true love gave to me,
    thirty-four copies of “The Audacity of This Dope”,
    thiry-three votes “Present”
    thirty-two Somali pirate hijackings,
    thirty-one shut down coal power plants,
    thirty staged meets with the military,
    twenty-nine attacks on Rush Limbaugh,
    twenty-eight speeches on the queen’s iPod,
    twenty-seven torture memo publications,
    twenty-six Nork Missile Flyovers,
    twenty-five DVDs for the wrong region,
    twenty four references to Wayne Palmer
    Twenty three apologies for America
    twenty two imported handmade pizzas
    twenty-one waterdogs named after his initials,
    twenty crisis to take advantage of,
    nineteen, “Uh…uh…uhs”
    eighteen churchless Sundays,
    seventeen sermons from Rev Wright,
    sixteen fawning reporters,
    fifteen Scare Force Ones,
    fourteen Navy seals,
    thirteen Appointees who are tax cheats,
    twelve aunties slumming,
    eleven days at Camp David,
    ten bare arm curtain dresses,
    nine Hugos prancing,
    eight bows to Saudi King,
    seven extra states,
    six presidential pardons,
    five gold seals,
    four hunting knives,
    three teleprompters,
    two MREs, and
    a cartridge in an M16

  242. Lou Sphincter

  243. Sandy Shores


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