Pants ‘Em!!

Yeah, it’s funny!

In the Mall!!!

The last was perfect technique!!

Tell me your story about getting, or giving a “Pants!”

365 Comments

  1. HA! Is funny, no?

  2. Yeah, well, it’s hell trying to pants the old guy on a Rascal…

  3. Never, and Xbrad prefers PJ over me.

  4. Nah folly, he’s just clinging to what he’s used to. He’s askeered of change.

    Now b-rad, buck up and be a man fer crying out loud.

    On the last thread folly said she wanted a comfort fuck or something like that.

  5. ^I’m gonna pretend I didn’t read that.^

  6. She’s closer, Folly. And she commented first.

  7. Oh.

    PJ is quite close to correct. I’m a true conservative. Change is bad.

  8. I will be there for you Folly

  9. I could be closer, Xbrad if you would get in your car. Besides, she’s married.

    Thank you Vmax.

  10. Why am I always the bad guy….

    Considering I’m not sleeping with ANYONE, how do I become the designated asshole?

  11. Besides, she’s married.

    What on earth does my being married have to do with me using b-rad as slave labor? I’m totally lost here.

  12. Who said you were a asshole Xbrad?

  13. Who said you were a asshole Xbrad?

    Yeah b-rad, you’re not an asshole. I prefer the word……sphincter.

  14. how were the fishsticks this evening, pajajajjajajamaammaamma?

  15. WTF?? Why can’t you people follow instructions????

    You are supposed to be telling me how you got pantsed in the sixth grade and it totally traumatized you beyond belief!

  16. Best fish sticks EVAH!

    I can make ’em with two hands tied behind my back and cook them with my hot air in 20 seconds flat.

  17. Bert – We had buffalo chicken pizza!

  18. Oh Ok MCPO
    Did not happen
    Bye

  19. BTW, Mesa, regarding your bookmarks that disappeared from Firefox (I know, this was three or four threads ago):

    1. Did you maybe install a bookmark synchronizer like FoxMarks — which has become Xmarks?

    2. Does it synchronize between a couple of computers?

    3. Does it synchronize between IE and Firefox?

    4. Have you checked your settings on each computer and each browser to see if they all are making the same decision about which computer or server is in charge?

    5. Regardless, if your bookmarks are intact on any computer, you can install and use the Xmarks add-on to upload them to the server, and download them back into whatever browser lost them.

    Speaking from personal experience here.

  20. Uh, I didn’t call you an asshole, Brad. I was just playing around.

  21. Ba-Ba-Ba-BatGirl!!!!!

    http://tiny.pl/zjqc

  22. I’ve never been pantsed, Chief.

  23. “Yeah b-rad, you’re not an asshole. I prefer the word……sphincter.”

    hahahahahahaha

    PJM is an intellectual.

  24. Oh please, like anyone even read the post MCPO?

  25. *screams excitedly

    HI MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Oh, I’d MUCH rather be called an asshole than associated with the Democratic Senator from Pennsylvania…

  27. ^
    I’ll put that in an email to Mesa, in case he doesn’t read this thread, which would be understandable with MCPO being so active.

  28. B-rad – Thank you. Do you kick homeless people when you walk by them too?

  29. Brad is the nicest guy on the interwebbie thingy. Arlen Specter is a douche.

  30. Michael – Unkind after I posted a photo of your crime fighting partner!

  31. Arlen Specter is a douche lawyer.

    FTFY

  32. I don’t walk by the homeless. I drive by them in my Beemer and throw trash at them.

  33. Hey, Chief, don’t taint us all with that brush.

  34. Well, I’m on glass 3 of the Shiraz. The kids are tormenting the neighborhood and I’m waiting for the Domino’s Pizza person to show up.

  35. Actually, I have to go out of my way to find homeless people (not including me). There are NO homeless people in Irvine.

  36. MOM!!! FOLLY SAID, “TAINT”!!!!

  37. Um, hello? Anyone home?

    *rummages through Chief’s closet. Finds copy of the Village People’s “In the Navy,” an autograph picture of LIberace, and thigh high white vinyl boots.*

  38. There aren’t any homeless people in Jenks, Oklahoma either.

  39. The kids are tormenting the neighborhood

    I’m glad your kids live in a hood safe enough to torment Folly, many don’t and know not the joy.

  40. I’m glad your kids live in a hood safe enough to torment Folly, many don’t and know not the joy.

    Yes, blessed are we who live in flyover country.

  41. hmm, pizza sounds good. share?

  42. What you’ll find in my closet. A Chief Petty Officer’s cutlass, a Browning hi-power 9MM and 5 years of collected Playboy magazines.

  43. hmm, pizza sounds good. share?

    Of course.

  44. I’m glad your kids live in a hood safe enough to torment Folly, many don’t and know not the joy.

    Dudeicus 3-13

    See? see how much religion I got this weekend?

  45. Dibs on the Browning when you kick the bucket, Pops.1

  46. Dudeicus 3-14

    Never turn down free pizza, verily.

  47. Dudeicus 3-13

    Is that a part of the Bible I don’t know about? Cause I looked it up and I got this:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dudeicus

  48. Never turn down free pizza, verily.

    HAHAHA!

  49. Can I have the cutlass, Chief? Pretty please?

  50. Folly – It is engraved with my name.

  51. Wow!! Dudeicus is a real word? suweet.

  52. Where the hell is Mesablew?

  53. Folly – It is engraved with my name.

    I can have that removed.

  54. *sigh

    You wanna hump him too mcpo?

  55. Where the hell is Mesablew?

    Naked on PJ’s couch. Weren’t you paying attention?

  56. PJ – Hardly. You people are as humorous as a bag of drowned kittens. I want someone to bring teh funneh!

  57. MOM, MCPO IS DROWNING KITTEHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. MCPO, we count on you to do that. WE ARE TOAST

  59. “Dudeicus 3-14
    Never turn down free pizza, verily.”

    This is what I come to this place for.

  60. PJ – Hardly. You people are as humorous as a bag of drowned kittens. I want someone to bring teh funneh!

    So you want Mesa? MESA?!?!?! I’m confused. You think mesa brings teh funny? I must be in bizarro world right now.

  61. Hey are you saying we ain’t funneh?

  62. What kind of pizza are we having?

  63. I found a video of C3PO golfing at various ages:

  64. What just happened? I was going to link it like I do all the time and it just popped up as is.

  65. Ham and pineapple pizza, Patty Ann. That’s what the kids wanted. I’m having buffalo wings.

    So PJ, apparently we ain’t funneh enough for Chief. You know why? It’s cause we squat when we pee, that’s why.

  66. I like all pizza. Any kind, thick crust, Chicago style any topping. I’m like Kerrymarie that way.

  67. BRB, Pizza sounds good and there’s a b-ball game on. Runnin to get tit.

  68. PattyAnn, why are our videos just open when we link them?

  69. BRB, Pizza sounds good and there’s a b-ball game on. Runnin to get tit.

    You’re running to get tit?

  70. MARE????????

    NNNNOOOO!!!!

    http://tiny.pl/zjq1

  71. That’s how I look and I’m not pregnant.

  72. Hahahahaha, Mare.

  73. enjoy

  74. Where did Brad go?

  75. Why are all the fun links “FORBIDDEN!!”

  76. TBOM – Linky fail!

  77. Hi Tbom!

  78. Mare, I have to click the arrow button to start them. Yours start automatically?

  79. Xbrad? Can you come out to play?

  80. I’m here. I had to answer the phone.

  81. Oh. Ok.

  82. Plus my supply of funneh is pretty low. Maybe if I drink myself into a stupor.

  83. No, PattyAnn, I wanted it just as a link, not showing on the comment post. Do I make any sense? (shut your whore mouths).

  84. Oh, you mean where it’s automatically inserting them in the comment? I blame forged for that.
    !!!!!!FOOORRRRRGGGEED!!!!!

  85. Nobody *has* to answer the phone. . . I ignore mine all of the time.

  86. And now I have to go watch Jeopardy.

    Then NCIS at 8.

  87. Plus my supply of funneh is pretty low. Maybe if I drink myself into a stupor.

    That’s ok. No one has to be funneh all the time. Besides you have a lot on your plate.

  88. xbrad, can you talk about your next steps or do you prefer not to. Either way there are a lot of people praying and rooting for something good to come out of this.

  89. Um, ok, Brad. Later. Email me if you like or maybe I ‘ll even give you my phone number.

  90. I was hoping it might be Rich. See you tards in half an hour.

  91. Hi Mare….

    How Mare looks in my mind’s eye

  92. Folly, will you share your wings, instead?

  93. Oh…sorry.

  94. “it’s automatically inserting them in the comment? ”

    Yes!

    It ruins the surprise. (I don’t get out much)

  95. Folly, will you share your wings, instead?

    Sure. I’m all about sharing.

  96. Tbom, you’re awesome and the funny thing is, that’s how I look in MY mind’s eye.

    Has anyone ever looked at a picture of yourself you didn’t know about and actually dry heaved?

  97. Mare, I don’t have a clue why it started working like that.

    Folly, thanks.

  98. This is what I look like outside of my mind’s eye:

    http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-163.htm

  99. Off to take a bath. bbl

  100. Has anyone ever looked at a picture of yourself you didn’t know about and actually dry heaved?

    I have pictures of me dry heaving…does that count?

  101. “I have pictures of me dry heaving…does that count?”

    Yes!

  102. Here’s what I see when I shave in the morning: http://tiny.pl/zjqp

  103. The only difference is, I don’t wear glasses.

  104. “I have pictures of me dry heaving…does that count?”

    Yes!

    Here’s one

  105. MCPO? You shower in the morning with Tom Selleck?

    FAG!!!!

  106. How Xbrad sees himself: http://tiny.pl/zjq4

  107. MCPO, I love him!!! I saw him in Hawaii back in the old days when he was playing volleyball and charity baseball games. He’s a doll and I think a good guy.

    I think a lot of people see themselves as they looked when they were 20 or 30. It allows me live in a dream world.

  108. “Here’s one”

    LOL

  109. What TBOM looks like to the rest of us: http://tiny.pl/zjqn

  110. Arlen Specter is a douche lawyer.

    FTFY

    Wrong. He’s a douche with a law degree who couldn’t hack private practice and decided to suck off the government teat.

    Lawyers would rather do something respectable, like foreclose on little old ladies and chase ambulances rather than go to Congress. Get it right, old man.

  111. MCPOld?

  112. Mesa?????

    NOOO!!!!!

    http://tiny.pl/zjq2

  113. PJM and her immediate family: http://tiny.pl/zjq8

  114. PJM and her immediate family:

    hahahahaha

  115. Taking my daughter to practice.

    I expect hilarity when I read this thread tonight.

  116. PJM,
    Did you see my niece’s pictures on FB I sent you?

  117. PattyAnn?????

    http://tiny.pl/zjq6

  118. Nice MCPO

  119. Oh, how I love the redheads….

  120. I suspect that Mare will be quite disappointed when she returns.

  121. I suspect that Mare Folly will be quite disappointed when she returns we have sex.

    there you go

  122. Yeah, that too, forged. But I think that was a given.

  123. there you go

    I doubt it. Trust me when I say I know bad. My ex = looking-at-my-watch-hoping-it’s-over-soon, bad.

  124. Yeah, that too, forged. But I think that was a given.

    I think its been long enough that a saltine will go down like a Ritz IYKWIMAITTYD.

  125. Puka?

    http://tinyurl.com/pukaYES

  126. anybody wanna be my friend??

  127. I am already ya friend KKA.

  128. I’ll be your friend, KKA.

  129. What’s in it for me, KKA?

  130. Folly – in her bullfighting days

    http://tiny.pl/zjqz

  131. anybody wanna be my friend??

    Why? Have you been beating up the campus lefties again?

  132. Well, thank you Dave and Folly,,

    xBrad?? not a damn thing except my pleasant company

  133. Folly – in her bullfighting days

    I’d look way hotter than that.

  134. Hi Annie
    I thought you were not going to be around? Cannot quit us huh?

  135. “Have you been beating up the campus lefties again?”

    HA…actually, these days they are pretty quiet. I do believe the bloom is off the bammyrose.

  136. KKA models one of her sweaters: http://tiny.pl/zjq3

  137. xBrad?? not a damn thing except my pleasant company

    I was kinda hoping for brownies or apple pie… :(

  138. heck, it’s a privilegy thing kka. ain’t nuthin here.

  139. Folly – the hotness was that the woman pictured was an actual bullfighter!

  140. “Cannot quit us huh?”

    yaknow,,that’s exactly right. Sometimes this place is the only positve thing in my day. Besides, a day with out Vmax is a day without sunshine.

  141. Chief..I wish I looked like that. That’s a cute outfit and I would so wear it ,,,, but aroundya stripes? I don’t think so.

    “I was kinda hoping for brownies or apple pie… :(”
    Xbrad – can ya come over tomorrow night? I’m making a lemon pie and a chocolate pie in the morning.

  142. Crap. Can’t make it tomorrow. Gotta stick around for church.

  143. Youse guys know those pizzas at Walmart in the frozen section that are like…3 for 10 bucks?? I put one of them in the oven…
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,with the plastic wrap still on it.
    .
    ,
    ,
    I iz teh tired.

  144. Is it still ‘pantsing’ if it happens kind of slowly and I help?

  145. Yikes, KKA.

  146. yikes, lauraw…

  147. “Gotta stick around for church.”

    Did you know my house is right across the street from the church? I know when to get outta bed on sunday by the bells.

  148. Xbrad, we just made brownies today if you want some.

  149. mcpo had buttalo chicken fajitas tonight, korm

  150. …a day with out Vmax is a day without sunshine.
    Liar liar pants on fire!

  151. Laura – No. Especially if the other party cooperates.

  152. I’ve got a couple boxes of brownie mix in the cupboard. I may have to make some tomorrow…

  153. “Liar liar pants on fire!”

    I waz cereal about that!

  154. HEY,,,Bartalicious is here!! YAY!!

    “buttalo” = that a cross between butt and halo?

  155. Best fish sticks EVAH!

    Jeesh, skimming thru and I read that initially as beef fish sticks. WTF?

  156. turd-droppings and toenail clippings pizza

  157. Man, I’m tired. It’s about bedtime.

  158. yay!

  159. Annie said she wouldn’t be back, punishment for a falsehood?

  160. Would you believe I stopped at the Goodwill tonight and did a little shoppin’? How desperate for cheap entertainment am I, huh?

  161. Annie said she wouldn’t be back, punishment for a falsehood?

    Spanking. Now who wants to give it?

  162. goodnight Folly.

  163. goodnight, TG, Xbrad, KKA, Chief, and whoever else is still up.

  164. I wasn’t fibbin’ TG…really I wasn’t supposed to be home this early, but I aced my test and didn’t go to the metting afterwards.

  165. night Folly.

  166. goodnight folly. Enjoy your bath.

  167. not sure what a metting is, but there was a meeting I blew off.

  168. OK, time for NCIS, I’ll see you in an hour.

  169. If TATTOO reads this – I just saw that comment you made a long time ago about being in Omaha the middle of May. Email me or something!!!!!!!!

  170. “I’ll see you in an hour.”

    not me ya won’t

  171. Aced your test is excellent doodette!

  172. 2 pics before I crash tonight
    Bear. Titled you want me to go where?
    You want me to go where?

    And my nightly Max Pic
    DSC_1194
    My old battle horse Max

  173. Thanks TG (we have to get you a better name) ..I was pretty worried about it.

  174. Vmax – Looks more like Bear is saying — Kiss my ____, Buddy!!

  175. >> Is it still ‘pantsing’ if it happens kind of slowly and I help?

    No.

    is this the right answer?

  176. I think we need a demonstration, Dave.

  177. If TATTOO reads this – I just saw that comment you made a long time ago about being in Omaha the middle of May. Email me or something!!!!!!!!

    K Annie. It’ll probably be the 16th or so.

  178. How much olive oil , bread and wine is too much?

    Dork Texans need the info. Thanks.

  179. OH GOOD Tat, you saw it. I bet you thought I blew you off or something, but I honestly didn’t see it.

  180. Agreed Dave, technically it has to be against your will.

  181. “Until you puke” <~~~ too much

  182. “it has to be against your will”

    Can we role play??

  183. Heheh
    Annie I did not see that, but yes you are right.

  184. OH GOOD Tat, you saw it. I bet you thought I blew you off or something, but I honestly didn’t see it.

    Nah hon, I figured I’d email stalk you until you answered me.

  185. Bart, here’s your pizza…

    *slides a piece of turd-drop pizza over to Bart*

  186. “”Can we role play??””

    hahah love a woman with spunk :)

  187. “hahah love a woman with spunk ”

    well,ain’t that a coinkidink! I happen to like a man who likes a woman with spunk!!

  188. TGSG?????

    NNNOOOOOO!!!!!

    http://tiny.pl/zjxm

  189. My will does not extend to this particular thingio.

    No. Will.

  190. Vmax – that’s what non-animallovers miss – that pets have personalities. My daughter says that my one cat, Cuddles, gives her the frowny “fuck-off” look everytime she comes over. She has a couple little dogs, and I bet the thinks she smells like the enemy!!

  191. hahahaha I’m paler than that fuckyouverymuch :)

  192. Not a very funny crowd at AoS tonight.

  193. You know MCPO you always link HOT CHICS for the hostage women except for me and I am supposed to be the FIGF. How come you never make me hot????

    So today the obamamessiah has been in office 99 days and so I have had this song stuck in my head all day:

  194. They’re writing complete sentences and making points, and shit.

  195. fuck that d-ling hang with us

  196. hc is crackin me up burmus.

    http://minx.cc/?post=286606

  197. “Not a very funny crowd at AoS tonight.”

    that’s acuz we are HERE!!

  198. TG – what’s your middle name?

  199. Sohita – There is not one picture I can find on the innerwebs that comes close to your beauty. . . it would be like a chimp trying to paint the Mona Lisa.

  200. Dig up an archive Dingaling, or hang with us like Annie suggested.

  201. whatever!!!!!!!

  202. like here is one…
    Why can’t we pretend I look like her????

  203. hehe… TG’s in trouble and doesn’t even know it.

    Sohito say hang wif us,,,Annie say we is teh smart nad funney

    “rump-swabs ”

    Word of the day. Guess who penned it!!

  204. I think you’re right Sohito. You need to dump the old guy and get a real fake internet BF…I wonder what Dick’s up to…

  205. me! me! me! me!

    me!

  206. hahaha, korm said nad!

  207. He has the beautiful Kelly!!!!! I saw he has a blog now though.

  208. Pipe down, Bert.

  209. Annie, Lee

  210. If I meet Sohitas this summer I hope she kep that Morphine Buddy(tm) thingy.

    Just a thought.

  211. “Annie, Lee”

    HAH>..my real name is LeAnn….so, that was freakin wierd.

  212. If I meet Sohitas this summer I hope she kep that Morphine Buddy(tm) thingy restraining order.

    There you go.

  213. Lee’s not funny enough…’less we call you General Lee.

  214. “sohitas” can be the name of a drink

    Southern Comfort + Triple Sec + Lime juice = a Sohitas

  215. Sohita prepares for her finals in college: http://tiny.pl/b6ch

    Sohita get the MCPO a beer: http://tiny.pl/zjx7

    Sohita has a warm up before drinking real beer: http://tiny.pl/zjxr

    Happy?? See not one of them measures up.

  216. Roberta Ella Lee?

  217. *pushes plate back over by bart*

    eat your crust – keeps your feet from stinkin’

  218. “Southern Comfort ”

    ohhhhhh,,,nummy. I love Slow Comfortable Screws…

    the drink ain’t bad either

  219. The one I posted….the german beer wench….look up at my comments…she is beautiful!

    Hey Rosie how was your dinner?

  220. rump-swabs and nad-lickers

  221. That sounds good D-ling! Yummy!

  222. ballbag sweat + frustation + lemon juice = a Rosetta

  223. Still waiting for teh funneh, Rosetta.

  224. Sohos, yer silly.

    You are way better lookin that that wench

  225. If I meet Sohitas this summer…

    You mean WHEN. Are you going to bring the wife and girls? Y’all can come for the whole weekend. We would go to Counts’ parents place to swim, cook out, fish etc. Ask PJM how incredible the place is.

  226. Formunda, pubic hair, and cranberry juice = The Hump

  227. kep that Morphine Buddy(tm) thingy restraining order.

    I’ll put it in the collection.

  228. Hey Badartadingdong – you do know that your talents are wasted over at Ace’s, right. They just don’t “get you”.

  229. Old Spice + Decades of Suntan + PBR = a MCPO

  230. Shit I wish KKA.

  231. Dewar’s + 7Up + Cat Hair = an “xbradtc”

  232. Hey Rosie how was your dinner?

    Thanks for asking, soho!! I made something that I had never made before and surprisingly it didn’t suck.

    It was jagerschnitzel with Bacon Mushroom Gravy, German red cabbage and spaetzle.

    It was actually excellent. And after eating it, for some reason, I found myself hating the Jews.

    WHITE FLOUR!!!!!!!!

  233. Rosetta you refilling your drink? Will you get me a beer damnit?

  234. kannie?

    I concur, chum.

  235. I can’t get the girls to go anywhere with me unless I threaten not to renew the AMEX cards.

    Keeping up with them and the vehicle registrations ought to pay overtime.

    BUT IT DOESN’T

  236. Why is this man vomiting into a water fountain??

    http://tiny.pl/zjxw

  237. ha! my cat just came waltzing through the room with a sock on his tail. WTH?? How did that happen?

  238. Ok manlesbian, that was ffunny.

  239. Rosetta you refilling your drink? Will you get me a beer damnit?

    MILLER LITE COMING UP!!!!!

  240. maybe his tail is cold?

  241. “Sohita – There is not one picture I can find on the innerwebs that comes close to your beauty. . . it would be like a chimp trying to paint the Mona Lisa.”

    That was a very good try, MCPO. Very good.

    Hi Annie!

    Goodnight, everyone.

  242. Trips Rosetta with good leg, jumps his back. gives wedgie, whispers in his ear…bud light fucker, gives wet willy……waits for right beer.

  243. What’s a beer dammit?

  244. Ok manlesbian, that was ffunny.

    MOM!!!! BiW IS STUTTERING AGAIN!!!!!

  245. “maybe his tail is cold?”

    hah..kinda freaked me out. Somebody hiding in the bedroom playing dressup with the felines?

    …….where did xbrad go?

  246. tail warmer?

    your cat bringin back the ’80s

    Just a steel town cat on a saturday night…

  247. It was jagerschnitzel Jasonsweat with Bacon Mushroom Gravy poodle fluffems and, German Nazi hair clippings, red cabbage bunny ears and spaetzle secret sauce.

    There There.

  248. I’m outta here. I hope I’ve managed to insult most of you this evening. If not, this is for you; “Kiss my Irish Ass!!”

  249. HI PATTYANN!!!!

    bye patty ann

  250. Bud lite fucker? Is that last call at the frat house?

  251. PattyAnn he is a liar! AND Thanks for warning me about the scary frog the other day. I went ahead and watched it. Horrifying.

  252. Pogue mahone, you ancient mick!

  253. ““Kiss my Irish Ass!!””

    BARE IT, CHICKENSHIT!!!

  254. Goodnight MCPO! Xbrad is watching his shows.

    Dave you are more than welcome to come alone then.

  255. Trips Rosetta with good leg, jumps his back. gives wedgie, whispers in his ear…bud light fucker, gives wet willy……waits for right beer.

    What the FUNK??

    *gives sojo Bud Light*

    *orders 12 cases of Miller Lite delivered to sojourn’s house*

    *runs away*

  256. WOOT.

    I mean, ok.

  257. Dave you are more than welcome to come alone

    He usually does!

  258. “Dave you are more than welcome to come alone”

    not something you want to say at the Hostages

  259. Dont we all?

  260. He usually does!

  261. I am a little slow these days huh?

  262. aw, damnit Chief

  263. Oh, TG!!! Wake up!!!!

  264. Hey youTube, is it really necessary that I have to embed a 1 second rimshot?

    Assholes.

  265. So Rosetta do you have on pants?

  266. nite MCPO

    .

    this damn machine is out the window if it doesn’t stop kickin me off.

  267. So, yea, what’s with the youtubes in the threads. When did / how did that happen?

  268. So Rosetta do you have on pants?

    Do I have on pants? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Good one.

    Pants are for losers.

  269. Paris Hilton said on the Swine Flu:

    I don’t eat that….hahahahaha Brilliant as always!!!!!!!!!

  270. >> come alone

    HAHAHAHHAA.

    ok. I will sacrifice the life of Rosetta for that laugh.

    It’s a good cause Rosetta. Die motherfucker!

  271. oh. brutha.

    over night thread at Aces ……17,340 paragraphs of stupid and then this:

    Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to xgenghisx@gmail.com. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

    PS: starting tonight I’m gonna’ put this “permission slip” under the fold to save some space on the main page.

    +++++++++++
    good thing he’s saving 5 lines of space. Whew…internet saved!!!!

  272. The last two “improvements” that youTube has made both suck donkey junk.

    I hate that fucking label and now you can’t just link a video, you have to embed the stupid.

    Those are good examples of “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” FAIL!!!!!

    Stupid youTube.

    **kicks youTube in the ding ding*

  273. good thing he’s saving 5 lines of space. Whew…internet saved!!!!

    Don’t get me started.

    Again.

  274. She’s hawt, in a white trash last call kind of way

  275. Pants are for losers.

    And they don’t flatter your figure.

  276. So, geoff, I’m not alone in my quandry of the necessity of that remark?

  277. did someone delete a comment of mine? I dont care if it was I just want to know where it went. I have had several go into spam but this one is just gone.

  278. Dave in Texas likes to touch gay chickens in the swimsuit area.

  279. just seeing if this will link without embedding

  280. “I’m not alone in my quandry of the necessity of that remark?”

    Too bad you guys don’t know me better, cuz the way I just said that outload , alone in the dark, was pretty fuckin’ funny…iIssms

  281. So, geoff, I’m not alone in my quandry of the necessity of that remark?

    You’re not alone in your quandary of the necessity of that coblogger, if your quandary extends that far. Mine certainly does.

  282. nope, and it said embedding was disabled too

  283. And they don’t flatter your figure.

    I agree. I have this new evening gown that looks kick ass.

    http://tinyurl.com/3xfalk

  284. Well, I’m going to beddy bye. But before I go, I’m a little short on cash, and I found this extra comment lying around , so I’m auctioning it off. Any bidders?

  285. they’re not gay Rosetta.

    They just like being touched there.

    and don’t get me started about genghis either. it took me 4 weeks of “fuck off” to stop the email alerts.

  286. ding ding?

    ding ding

    ding ding ding frog

    ding ding

  287. Someone has to do the “nightly roundup” yaknow ?

  288. did someone delete a comment of mine?

    The vengeful ghost of Paul, haunting the threads, and spiriting away comments.

  289. hurts d-ling!

    goodnight KKA

  290. ““nightly roundup””

    of??

  291. geoff, will you make a chart on how much youTube sucks now that you have no choice but to embed a video with the stupid title banner?

    I will send that chart to youTube with a strongly worded letter.

  292. Someone has to do the “nightly roundup” yaknow ?

    Yeah, like the blog didn’t work fine every night for 4 years without it.

  293. crap.

    ok, one too many miller lights.

  294. *shakes head in failure. sohos didn’t get it…….*

  295. PAUL LEAVE MY COMMENTS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  296. Merry Christmas, ding dongs!

  297. geoff, will you make a chart on how much youTube sucks now….

    Lessee…that would be suckage vs. time, showing a sudden spike around yesterday, n’est ce pas?

  298. nite Annie.

  299. Oh no! KKA I’m so confused. What did I miss. I swear I am normally sharper than this. My brain is in a damn fog….

  300. OMG Bart!!! Too freakin funny!!!

  301. Sohos…I was auctioning off your comment ….it wasn’t taht funny. Albeit a bit clever..not funny.

  302. Why is everyone saying good night to me?

  303. Oh gosh duh you found my comment….his head hard. maybe i should go back to the drugs….jeez

  304. “.his head hard”

    wha????

  305. his head hard=HITS head hard

  306. NOOOO.

    I mean, you should save them, in case you hurt again.

    Or have visitors.

    Yeah. That’s what I meant.

  307. Lessee…that would be suckage vs. time, showing a sudden spike around yesterday, n’est ce pas?

    Except for the frog Latin at the end, that’s perfect.

    *subscribes to geoff’s newsletter*

    *cancels geoff’s newsletter because I don’t like seeing a bar chart in a donkey’s ass*

  308. sohita’s brain is in a frog!!!

    oh noes!

  309. KKA~ I havent had any painkillers now for two days and I am in a serious fog. I cant talk complete sentences much less type (obviously) I need a drink seriously

  310. OHhhhhhhhhhhhh………whew, thought you lost it , kiddo.

    OH, since everyone seems to be in hurry to get rid of me….GOOD NIGHT, farewell, sleep tight, keep your hands on top of the covers, and ask the Baby Jesus for forgiveness because…

    ,
    ,
    ,wait…

    ,
    ,,,

    WE READ TEH HOSTAGES

  311. Burl, you wanna play the question game?

  312. Well, I’m going to beddy bye. <~~ cause there

  313. smooch

  314. what’s the question game?

  315. D-ling I know you so well I knew you were GOING TO SAY THAT

  316. and by “question game”, he means send nekky pics.

    he’s done this before.

  317. exactly KKA you said you were going to bed

  318. TGSG goes to bed.

    http://tinyurl.com/crecpy

  319. sohita knows I’m a silly willy

  320. what’s the question game?

    Do you really not remember the best game ever in the history of the webtubes?

  321. hey, I said that was private asshole !!!!!1111111!nine!!!!!!11

  322. I’m not sure, can you remindeth me?

  323. Robert Gibbs is a doofus.

  324. hey, I said that was private asshole !!!!!1111111!nine!!!!!!11

    Hahahahaha.

    I’m not sure, can you remindeth me?

    Can you payeth attention? Do you not remember that the question game consists of answering every comment with a question?

  325. are you making a new post rosie?

  326. *cancels geoff’s newsletter because I don’t like seeing a bar chart in a donkey’s ass*

    *geoff reconsiders placement of bar charts: puts them on donkey’s back to give Rosetta some reading material during his private times.*

  327. What would you like a post about sweet Soholo?

    Do you have a topic or would you like random crap?

  328. Is this like some kind of ……. test ?

  329. geoff?

    Hair pie chart?

  330. Well they won game 5 and if I might interrupt a declarative with an interogatory can they win game 6 in Houston?

  331. Did you call me, sir, General Nuisance?

  332. I was just wondering if you were going to create one for the question game.

    Briefs or boxers?

  333. I thought my moderate Jesus quote was funny but the stiffs at AoS did not give me a single lol.

  334. Did you know that for some reason, the question game gives xbrad teh hiveseh?

    Sojomomo, you’re okay with me starting a new post with boxers v. briefs?

  335. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  336. I thought my moderate Jesus quote was funny but the stiffs at AoS did not give me a single lol.

    lol

    happy now?

  337. I thought my moderate Jesus quote was funny but the stiffs at AoS did not give me a single lol.

    Are there commenters there that still appreciate teh funnehes?

  338. It was the question: sigh………..never mind.

  339. Seriously, do you need a topic for a new post?

    Just put up a video that has been floating around for 7 years.

  340. thanks, pjjjajamamamaaammma

    you made my tail wag a little

  341. Rosie:
    I seldom comment at Ace’s anymore. Too many fucktards.

  342. Oh, hi, yall.

    Rosie:

    How did the dinner go tonight?

  343. hey hey eddie bear

  344. PJM I n ever heard what happened with the vertigo?

  345. hey sosho.

    Oh, Unicorn One will probably try to fly between the legs of the Arch tomorrow as The Messiah comes to town.

    *sigh*

  346. PJM I n ever heard what happened with the vertigo?

    Oh you’re sweet, thanks for asking.

    It’s just all gone. It was weird, it just left.

  347. Good! Glad to hear. There is no scarier feeling then when something is wrong with your health.

  348. pjjjajamamamaaammma

    That’s how they spell my name in India.

  349. How’s your leg?

  350. getting better I think. The pain is subsiding and I go to Doctor on Friday and I should know more. I am really more worried about my left foot right now b/c it has drop foot.

  351. what’s that?

  352. *googles dropfoot

    eeesh, that sucks

  353. It’s just all gone. It was weird, it just left.

    Well, you were getting too busy.

    But I’ve got a job to do, too. Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that. Now, now… Here’s looking at you kid.

  354. basically it is where you lose the ability to pull your foot backwards, being able to flex it towards the ceiling. It is going to take serious rehab.

  355. oh

  356. Oops. Too dizzy to replace “Ilsa” with “PJM.”

  357. *googles>strike> dropfoot dumbfuck, finds picture of Rosetta

    FTFY

  358. well, as long as nothing is permanently damaged, sohita, you’ll be okay eventually

  359. I know d-ling I am just ready to be right again.

  360. New post of you’re sick of this slow bitch.

    And dinner was great, eddie. Thanls for axing.

    *tries to look away as eddiebear touches monkey in the swimsuit area*

  361. fuck html with a dirty dirty stick

  362. Wait!! Come back!! If I’d known vertigo was that hawt……well I’d have stayed lying down.

  363. it’s over, pppajajammamama

    let’s go

  364. fine


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