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Mr. Lauraw?

465 Comments

  1. eww…

    Oh, and First!

  2. He looks like he’s gonna domino any day now.

  3. Don’t businessmen in Japan do this for fun?

  4. MCPO goes for a walk.

  5. Bus sex is very big in Japan. So is feeling up chicks on the train. Greatest. Country. Ever. I’m sure the high levels of radiation we bestowed upon them has nothing to do with their eccentricities.

  6. forged – I left you a message on the last thread.

    Yea, yea, I know – nobody took me by the hand and led me to the new thread……

  7. that guy in the vid should be careful. I’m sure that baby is due any day now.

  8. So what’s this about you being sick KKA? First pneumonia and now fluid buildup?

  9. Crimson flames tied through my ears
    Rollin’ high and mighty traps
    Pounced with fire on flaming roads
    Using ideas as my maps
    “We’ll meet on edges, soon,” said I
    Proud ‘neath heated brow.
    Ah, but I was so much older then,
    I’m younger than that now.

    Half-wracked prejudice leaped forth
    “Rip down all hate,” I screamed
    Lies that life is black and white
    Spoke from my skull. I dreamed
    Romantic facts of musketeers
    Foundationed deep, somehow.
    Ah, but I was so much older then,
    I’m younger than that now.

    – Robert Zimmerman

  10. I like to scratch my ass.

    – forged rite

  11. You people sure are boring today. I’m gonna go watch some BBW porn.

  12. Forged – ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???

  13. No! I’m not! And for the monthly dues i have to pay to come to this crappy blog you’d think i could get me some funneh!

    Whaddya mean i’m the only who pays dues?

  14. BTW – You haven’t come close to your dining assessment this month either. I’ll be expecting a check prior to the 15th of April.

  15. Forged – get outta the rain!

    http://tiny.pl/bbq8

  16. Mariah Carey likes me, and i’m brown! Which means even though i’m a homeless bum, i’m still hung better than you.

  17. Hah!

    Mr. Lauraw has no belly, and he prefers to ride the bus pantless, not shirtless.

  18. ^pantsless?

  19. “Comment by forged rite on March 30, 2009 4:29 pm

    So what’s this about you being sick KKA? First pneumonia and now fluid buildup?”

    Sorry Forged — had to leave.

    Yep ,,,I’m just one big medical experiment now. Actually, I’m feeling better this afternoon.
    *knocks on wood*

    *rosetta put your pants back on – I didn’t mean THAT wood*

  20. I’m leaving now – don’t anybody talk til I get back

  21. This is for PJM. Dance, little sister, dance!

  22. KKA – Where the hell do you think you’re going?

  23. KKA:
    Naw, Rosie would have been happy if it was Mr LauraW Pantsless

  24. Holy crap I am happy I don’t live in Connecticut, their AG is on Fox right now just making up stuff.

  25. Glen Beck is great

  26. mcpo today is better

  27. http://www.610wtvn.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=268656&article=5234834

    Here is some good old fashioned fun

  28. SoHoS is so hot, the sun is suing her for patent infringement!

  29. *knocks on wood*
    *rosetta put your pants back on – I didn’t mean THAT wood*

    What are these “pants” that you speak of?

    You can knock on my wood anytime, sweet KKA.

  30. HAHAHA…..eddie – check out the names in that article :

    “Nobody was injured in the dispute, but Michael and Robery Shoemaker were both taken to Frederick County Central Booking. ”

    ??Robery Shoemaker??? hahah…….robery – destined for greatness

  31. “with an accident involving a motorized barstool. ”

    I want one of them. I AM going to get me one of them!! How phruckin cool would that be, eh?

  32. Hey Rosetta! If I knocked on your wood, would that make me a pecker pecker??

    hehe…..

    I’m out again.

    I’m the Drive-by Queen of COmments today!

  33. Hey Rosetta! If I knocked on your wood, would that make me a pecker pecker??
    hehe…..

    Wood pecker?

    I hope you’re feeling better today, KKA.

  34. afternoon pickle smoochers

  35. wtf?

    ‘pickle smoochers’ puts me in the marebucket, too?

  36. i’ll try it again:

    afternoon pickle smoochers

  37. Dammit! We’re slated to get 10-15″ of snow between now and Wed. WTF! My calendar says it’s almost April.

  38. obviously your calendar doesn’t believe the earth is warming

  39. Apparently. Stupid calendar.

    Altho, I have to admit I prefer this to rain.

  40. TU – Call AlGore and the Gorebots. They should be able to exhale enough hot air to get the forsythia blooming!

  41. We got snow on Saturday night and now it’s 72 degrees.

    Hi Tattoo.

    sup Burl.

  42. Rosetta – Why are you not on Facebook yet?

  43. Rosetta – Why are you not on Facebook yet?

    Because I’m not a 13-year old girl or a gay man.

    COUNT YOUR TWITTER!!!

  44. Because I’m not a 13-year old girl or a gay man.

    Says who??

  45. who’s TU?

  46. babalu?

  47. Why babies have mothers.

    http://www.eisboch.com/Why_Babies_Have_Mothers.wmv

  48. Tea – heavy chop out there today??

  49. So there was a shooting spree at a nursing home killing 8 alzheimers patients? And the police can’t figure out the motive?

    Hmmm, let me see, old people randomly killed, maybe we should see who benefits the most from one of those old people being dead.

  50. Spoke from my skull. I dreamed
    Romantic facts of musketeers drag queens.

    There, I fixed it for you.

    You can thank me later.

  51. Fucking jarhead!

  52. Tea – heavy chop out there today??

    Yeah – it was a little snarky. I had to take a boat up to Newport Harbor and East Passage of Narragansett Bay was running 4 to 6′ – West Passage was a little better – 2 to 3′ and much longer periods between wave cycles. Got bounced around a little, but nothing serious.

  53. I’m not a 13 yr old girl or gay man and I am on facebook. I love keeping up with my old running buddies.

  54. Because I’m not a 13-year old girl or a gay man.

    Sez you.

  55. I’m not a 13 yr old girl or gay man and I am on facebook. I love keeping up with my old running buddies.

    AND I get to see hawt pictures of my Fake Innernet Girl Friend!!!

  56. Hey, do y’all have any favorite campfire stories/activities/songs that you remember? Keep it clean.

  57. Holy crap I am happy I don’t live in Connecticut, their AG

    You could stop right there and make anything up – it would probably work for that bozo.

    He’s a real piece of work that one.

  58. eddiebear has some tales of touching in the swimsuit area at church retreat.

  59. Tat~
    http://www.ultimatecampresource.com/site/camp-activities/campfire-stories.html

    oh and john jacob jingle heimer schmidt his name is my name too….

  60. and of course smores!!!!!

  61. hobo hunting 101. ‘course, that’s easier down here in the warmer climes. The few left in your neck of the woods in wintertime are a wiley, cagey bunch, and newbies probably aren’t up for that.

  62. I’m not a 13 yr old girl or gay man and I am on facebook. I love keeping up with my old running buddies.

    AND I get to see hawt pictures of my Fake Innernet Girl Boy Friend!!!

  63. TeaBag – SoHoS is my Fake Innernet Girl Friend!! Just ax her!!

  64. Just ax her!!

    I will.

    What?

  65. Wha???

  66. yes, mcpo is my FIBF

  67. SoHoS – I’m glad you’re feeling better! Tomorrow will be even better!

  68. Hi Sohos!

    And MCPO and Tea X if he is still around.

  69. Says who??

    Hahahahahaha.

    MCPO likes to relax with a nice tall glass of dick punch.

  70. Hey Max – ‘Sup?

  71. Rosetta – COUNT YOUR WOOD!

  72. Thanks Sohos, I’ve been thru the ultimate camp resource one, and snared about all I could use out of that. Figured if anybody had anything else, I’d consider adding it.

  73. Metallica can’t suck enough.

  74. How old are the kids?

  75. Well done today, forged rite!

    KKA, I hope you get better.

    Sohos, glad to see you starting to regularly appear amongst the living. I have a Facebook page too, and I’m oooooolllllllllllddddd! Aside from keeping up w/friends and family, I also post anti Obama, anti Democrazies, anti George Soros stuff and all the Glenn Beck stuff I like … just to piss off all the liberals on my friends list. *Grins*

  76. Thanks Clintbird!

  77. Figured if anybody had anything else, I’d consider adding it.

    When I taught survival skills, I had to teach the pansies how to kill, gut, skin and cook a rabbit.

    Would that help you any?

  78. Sohos, 5th-6th for the most part. The problem comes in when we have 80-100+ kids at campfire. A lot of activities and things just don’t work at that point.

  79. Looks like Teafran went out and got himself a part-time job.

    http://tinyurl.com/cgw2vy

  80. A lot of activities and things just don’t work at that point.

    Well, you could always give them a lesson on cannabalism.

  81. Hahaha Tea, something tells me that might not go over so well.

  82. Camping at below 0?
    ??
    I am not big on temperature extremes

  83. Teabag – Here ya go. . .

  84. yeah you need songs. watermelon contests are fun. you put a garbage bag over the body and arms of one and the partner holds the slice of watermelon and the first to finish their slice wins

  85. Rosetta and friends?

  86. Not camping so much Vmax. It’s our last activity of the evening and it’s generally done around the fireplace in our big classroom. We’re working on renaming/rebranding it, and I’m working up a book that can be used by our staff and the school staff to organize things.

    Hahaha Sohos, could you imagine doing that w/ 80 kids at once.

  87. hahahaha no

  88. divide and conquer

  89. Teabag – Here ya go. . .

    It was a lot more fun when I did it because the rabbits were alive.

    ~~ snerk ~~

    Thinking back on that, I have some really fond memories of harrassing the students.

    Man that was fun.

  90. Metallica can’t suck enough.

    I’ve never been a fan of theirs, but through fate and circumstance, went to two of their concerts for free. And was bowled over. The put on a great show, and they sure seemed eager to make the crowd happy. I’d go again, if the tickets were free again.

  91. Tea, we the 25thID converted to a light division, they ran us through a 2-week back-to-basics on fieldcraft. Instead of giving us MREs, they gave us a fluffy bunny.

  92. if the tickets were free again.

    Anything is good if the tickets are free. :mrgreen:

  93. divide and conquer

    We do to a degree, a lot of it is staffing levels, and skillsets. That’s part of what the book is going to accomplish (provide most w/ the same background). And we’re also going to require the school staff/adult chaperones help.

  94. Tattoo, give them all Tasers and tell the kids that they’re water guns.

    That would be fun.

  95. if the tickets were free again.

    The funnest part for me was the end. We’d gather up all the students and tell them that was it – the end and load ’em up for the ride back to base.

    Along the way, the other two instructors and I would become “hostiles” and “capture” them – they had to do the whole escape and evasion thing for 24 hours.

    Heh, heh, heh…

  96. Tattoo, give them all Tasers

    I’d think that a fake invasion like “Red Dawn” would get their blood flowing. Or a fake monster or something in the middle of the “sing along”.

    Or better yet, tell them they have to elect one of the group for human sacrifice.

    Whoo hoo – man, that would be a riot.

  97. I’m sorry – I got a little carried away there.

    My bad.

  98. Seems like I also killed the thread.

    ~~sigh~~

  99. “Hey kids! Let’s all play Lord of The Flies!!!”

  100. Or better yet, tell them they have to elect one of the group for human sacrifice.

    You got nominated once or twice, didn’t you?

  101. “Hey kids! Let’s all play Lord of The Flies!!!”

    MCPO’s reading my mind.

  102. I’m Psychic!!!!

  103. You got nominated once or twice, didn’t you?

    Not really. I was usually the one nominated as being the one “Most Likely To Go Berzerk”.

  104. I’m Psychic!!!

    I would venture to say that you are proabaly the only Psy Chic I’ve ever met.

  105. Tattoo, have a 40-on-40 soccer game.

    http://tinyurl.com/cxce4k

    If you make each of the kids give you a dollar, you could buy some new shoes.

  106. Add South Dakota to the Connecticut list.

  107. Flaming hippie pinatas.

  108. Teabag – “It means be advised, I’m mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So you go and hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.”

    Burt – *squeal* “How bitch!!!!”

  109. play Climb The Radio Antenna

  110. “It means be advised, I’m mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So you go and hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.”

    Oh good lord – amateur hour.

  111. BiW: “You’re going to pay every dollar of that fine. I don’t give no service man’s discount!”

    Teabag: “Too bad, your old lady brother does.”

  112. I’m in the mood for drinking some beers but only have two beers in the fridge.

    I’m grilling up some chicken wings that Teabag won’t like because they have “stuff” on them.

    Marinated in olive oil, worcesterchireturshureture sauce, lemon, garlic, pepper and a little honey to make em crispy and carmelised.

  113. play Climb The Radio Antenna

    Musical Hand Grenades.

  114. Marinated in olive oil, worcesterchireturshureture sauce, lemon, garlic, pepper and a little honey to make em crispy and carmelised.

    Pansy. :mrgreen:

  115. split them up into 10 groups and see who can build the biggest bonfire

  116. I’m so affable. . .

  117. split them up into 10 groups and see who can build the biggest bonfire

    We do that w/ “wilderness meal” aka wild meal. They’re s’posed to build a small cooking fire to roast their hotdogs.

    Is there a ‘pulling out my hair’ smiley?

  118. I’m so affable. . .

    Oh never mind…..

  119. Damn Tea, quit killin’ the thread.

  120. You talk about a winderness meal with hotdogs and I killed the thread?

    I don’t think so…

  121. Sacrifice a hippie to bring it back.

  122. Nope, it’s your fault.

  123. ^ I DO think so!! ^

  124. Marinated in olive oil, worcesterchireturshureture sauce, lemon, garlic, pepper and a little honey to make em crispy and carmelised.

    Where’s the hot sauce?

  125. Nope, it’s your fault.

    Is not.

  126. ^ I DO think so!! ^

    Well la de freakin’ da…

    Oh look – over there a shiny object…

  127. Is not.

    Is too, times infinity squared.

  128. Mesa, your chicken sounds awesome. I’m going to remember that marinade. I have something similar for flank steak.

  129. *waves to mare*

  130. future Hostage?

    http://tinyurl.com/d8unlv

  131. Folly’s day?

    http://tinyurl.com/crgomp

  132. this sucks

    http://tinyurl.com/cqxvst

  133. Tootles goes to a job interview?

    http://tinyurl.com/c42wdv

  134. Hey! Who let the fat guy on the bus?

  135. V…your black 8 strategy on Roulette is working fucking awesome…up a bunch of money

  136. Oh, it’s just Leon. Nevermind.

  137. Burl is a racist.

  138. Is too, times infinity squared.

    Is not – infinity squared plus one.

  139. Justin – Where the hell have you been! *taps foot*

  140. And I see I’ve been sadly missed.

  141. Paintin’ the town red.

  142. Is not – infinity squared plus one.

    Is too, times infinity infinitied

    And darling, I would never wear such a low cut blouse to a job interview.

  143. Folly – Needy much?

    Justin – Did you use the oil-based paint?

  144. Hi, xbrad.

  145. link fail, toilet seat

  146. not you, mareful

  147. I hope everyone is feeling better. We seem to have a Hostage curse.

    TUSSSSSHHHHHAAAARRRR!

  148. pjm working out for Lent?

    http://tinyurl.com/dm6gkh

  149. Why are all Rosetta’s links “forbidden?”

  150. V…your black 8 strategy on Roulette is working fucking awesome…up a bunch of money

    Hey!! That was mine, cock bite!!

  151. Hi Folly *wave*.

    Of course I used oil based paint. It lasts and lasts and lasts.

  152. Folly – Needy much?

    Chief-Bitchy much?

  153. Hahahahaha Darling, they’re falling off the side.

  154. “pjm working out for Lent?”

    That girl would have an awesome figure if it wasn’t such a circus act.

  155. gif fail, mare!

    gifs are supposed to move, that’s why they’re called gifs

  156. Hi, Jewstin.

  157. I don’t know what a gif is. I’m just happy I’m not linking access to my bank account.

  158. Why are all Rosetta’s links “forbidden?”

    Stupid innernetwebtubes.

  159. That girl in the picture has big feet…seriously.

  160. Is too, times infinity infinitied

    Is not. times infinity infinitied plus one

    ~~Never try this with a mathematician~~ :mrgree:

  161. Mare, why didn’t you say “hi” to me last night when I said hi to you at Ace’s?

    *flips Mare the bird*

  162. Just ordered a new laptop. *knocks on Rosie’s wooden head*
    Let’s hope this one lasts another 5 days!

  163. Is too.

    There.

  164. Why are all Rosetta’s links “forbidden?”

    The interwebs hate midget pron.

  165. Why are all Rosetta’s links “forbidden?”

    Because he finds them all here:

    http://tinyurl.com/ctruyr

  166. Don’t make me divide by 0

  167. And I see I’ve been sadly barely missed.

    There – I fixed it for you.

  168. Folly – I’m rubber, you’re glue. . . it bounces off me and sticks to you!

  169. Rosetta…you are right, but V added the triple threat…I’m buying beers for each of you…

    later brother

  170. I am back from walking Bear, then we hopped in the truck and went to the liquor store.

    Glad it is working for you Tbom.

    Hi Folly
    Hi Mare

  171. Fierce Scorpion’s wife?

    NSFW

    http://tinyurl.com/dmndnx

  172. What does Bear drink, Vmax?

  173. Hi Folly
    Hi Mare

    Well, la di da. A big fat friggin’ hi to you too.

  174. oops Sorry Tattoo!

    He is a Beer Bear Sean.

  175. I’m sorry, xbrad, I was intrigued with andros’s lefty website being found out. Then I crashed and went nigh nigh.

  176. Hi Vmax, what did you buy?

  177. I just linked this at AoS but it’s funny enough to link again, I think.

    http://tinyurl.com/ck9ucb

  178. That andros is the most transparent Moby EVAR.

  179. I noticed you sockpuppeted erg with that one, darlingaramadingdong

  180. “That andros is the most transparent Moby EVAR.”

    True, but it was fun watching people expose his websites to his face.

  181. oops

    I forgetting to change my nick in that damn thread

  182. Vodka and Gin Mare

  183. Mare – Gimme the link, woodja??

  184. Someone was sockpuppetting erg as a stalker (in the moby thread) and I really enjoyed those.

    Was that you, darling?

  185. I was a lot of them, mareway

    it was fun

  186. Clearly not Teafran’s hometown:

    http://bacn.me/2j2

  187. Hello Vmax. How is Bear?

    Folly – I’m rubber, you’re glue. . . it bounces off me and sticks to you!

    Okay, then you are the most wonderful human to ever grace this planet.

  188. Vmax, a vodka tonic with double lime sounds good, which is kind of funny since I rarely drink “hard” alcohol.

  189. MCPO, this thread:

    http://minx.cc/?post=285102

  190. Okay, then you are the most wonderful human to ever grace this planet.

    Damnable lawyers!!!!!

  191. Damnable lawyers!!!!!

    *sticks out tongue* Hahahahaha.

  192. I’m going for a walk/jog. Anyone want to come with me?

  193. No thanks, Mare, I’ll just think naughty thoughts of you in a skimpy running outfit.

  194. Mare- I can drive next to you in my Jeep. . . would that be OK?

  195. I’m going for a walk/jog. Anyone want to come with me?

    Nope. Busy drinking and watching teevee. Try not to fall down and hurt yourself, though. Lot of that going around lately.

  196. I will have a vodka tonic with a twist of lemon and lime waiting for you when you get back Mare

    Sean,
    I got a little hot and left a rant over at DPUD.
    Sorry if I was over the top.

  197. Fuck NJ Turnpike.

  198. “a skimpy running outfit.”

    I wish. It’s more like this:

    Bye for now.

  199. Maybe next time Mare. I’m frying something in lard.

  200. Tushar – Get off at exit 17A and go to Great Adventure!

  201. Damnable lawyers!!!!!

    You called, but I do not think you have the cash necessary to be calling.

  202. Bear is lonely but getting on ok. Today was the first day I left him at home alone. My neighbor said he was not crying that she knew about. (or could hear)

  203. I wish. It’s more like this:

    More cushion for the pushin’!!

  204. What exit are you stuck on Tushar?
    I lived at exit 13 for a while.

  205. MCPO, are you talking about the Six Flags Animal Safari?

  206. BiW – Let’s all pretend we’re not broke/unemployed/underemployed – ‘K?

  207. Tushar – Exactly! I used to live right down the road.

  208. VMax, I am near exit 9.

    Ack, MCPO forget my stupid question.

  209. MCPO, then you mean Exit 7, not 17.

  210. Folly – Do you know were your panties are????

    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/197019.php

  211. IIRC I went to a mall around exit 9 Tushar was it Brunswick mall?

  212. Tushar – My mistake. . . you are correct. Exit 7 is Bordentown. Exit 7A is Great Adventure

  213. Have fun, Mare. I’ll be joining you in spirit.

  214. BiW – Let’s all pretend we’re not broke/unemployed/underemployed – ‘K?

    Could be worse. I could own an American Corporation.

    At least Glenn Beck gave the Connecticutt AG hell this afternoon for his role in the AIG bullshit.

  215. I went to Animal Safari twice. I don’t mind doing that 20 times more.

  216. Sorry if I was over the top.

    Not at all, Vmax.

  217. Clearly not Teafran’s hometown:

    Nope – that is my hometown.

  218. Folly – Do you know were your panties are????

    I was wondering what happened to that pair.

  219. Where did Tattoo go??

  220. VMax, Yep Exit 9 will take you to Brunswick Mall.
    I don’t understand why there are malls in NJ. The State Govt takes all your money.

  221. How could those idiots not know that magnetic north would screw them up on the way to the north pole?

    Compasses are useless way short of there.

  222. How could those idiots not know that magnetic north would screw them up on the way to the north pole?

    Compasses are useless way short of there.

    Because they were funded by Prince Charles. I think you just clicked on it to see the panties, though.

  223. Sorry MCPO, got sucked into a chat w/ my brother. Fucker got another tattoo. That puts him one up on me.

  224. Mayve those explorers used this woman’s panties

  225. Even leaving out declination.

  226. Idiots? Glowbull Warming? Lack of Intelligence? Uh, gee Mesa, I don’t know. How come they weren’t prepared for the, ya know, really fucking cold weather etc…

    Hasn’t all the ice melted yet? I thought polar bears were treading water for their ives?

  227. Tushar they don’t make panties that big. That would require a sail to cover.

  228. Isn’t there a type of compass ( a dip compass?) that’ll work at extreme N & S?

  229. Hi Rudy

  230. Mayve those explorers used this woman’s panties

    Hahaha, seriously, what’s the point of putting that little black bar over her eyes? I’m pretty sure that gut that reaches the floor is gonna make her recognizable.

  231. Folly – Mizzen sail!

  232. Dip compasses work better but still won’t work to get you to the pole. For that matter, unless there have been some software changes, GPS is still problematical at extreme latitudes. Generally, celestial nav is still the way to go.

  233. I was wondering what happened to that pair.

    How many pairs are you missing?

  234. Cool xbrad, thanks.

  235. Someone send those idiots this link — http://www.ion.org/publications/toc/celnavTOC.pdf

    Or don’t.

  236. Tea? You own a sextant?

  237. How many pairs are you missing?

    Just black or all together?

  238. ‘sup homies

  239. Also, I think they cured the GPS problem by devoting some sats to it.

    The morons just couldn’t be troubled to get the right gear.

  240. Howdy, Sohos.

  241. Bart was stuck in moderation.
    WTF Bart?
    You are out now, that might last for a day.

  242. How many pairs are you missing?

    Just black or all together?

    Missing socks, I understand. Missing panties? Notsomuch.

  243. Hi Sohos.

  244. Sup MCPO

  245. Prolly right, mesa. Fortunately, I never had to deal with any northern warfare training.

  246. BiW, are you telling us your panties never go missing?

  247. BiW, are you telling us your panties never go missing?

    Yep, he always knows which client has them. Gotta be able to bill for it.

  248. BiW, are you telling us your panties never go missing?

    Not since your last visit, B-rad. But that’s ok. You look much better than me in them. Especially the pink silk. It does wonders for your figure.

  249. See, now we know you’re lying. Because nothing can do wonders for my figure.

  250. See, now we know you’re lying. Because nothing can do wonders for my figure.

    That’s not what Burl said.

  251. Ya know, I wouldn’t have pegged xbrad as the pink silk type.

  252. Ya know, I wouldn’t have pegged xbrad as the pink silk type.

    B-rad is like a box of choclates. You never know what you are gonna get.

  253. Tea? You own a sextant?

    Three of them – one is an antique used by one of my great uncles who was on the famous USN South Sea Expedition. One is a presentation sextant given to my Dad when he was discharged fand a precision one I bought about ten years ago.

  254. Ya know, I wouldn’t have pegged xbrad as the pink silk type.

    Me either. Cotton.

  255. Sohos, I sent you a lovely gift.

  256. Me either. Cotton.

    Or Ruby-Red Leather.

  257. I did have some silk boxers, but they got way too sweaty here in SoCal.

    Dad was a brownshoe, so he didn’t have a sextant. I’ve used one a couple times, but I sure wouldn’t bet my life on my celestial skills.

  258. Missing socks, I understand. Missing panties? Notsomuch.

    It’s called they got thrown somewhere and now they can’t be found.

  259. I hope they still teach old-school navigation in the Navy. The Chinese know how to knock out satellites.

  260. Has anyone seen my fishnets?

  261. *commercial break*

    The following is a Hostage Public Service Announcement:

    http://tinyurl.com/dhz5av

  262. What does the Culinary Institute of America want with your penis?

  263. Tush, not so much. But while the Chinese (and the US) can knock out low earth orbit sats, no one has demonstrated the ability to destroy geosynchronous orbit sats.

  264. Hope it’s not one of those neuvo cuisine dishes

  265. Folly you didnt have to do that but thank you so much sweetie!

  266. Sextant?! That’s what LORAN is for!!!

  267. It’s called they got thrown somewhere and now they can’t be found.

    It’s remarkable how many pairs of mystery underpants find their way into my closet.

  268. Tushar, from what I hear some subs are going to electronic navigation
    http://checkswithchart.com/2008/12/28/enter-stage-right-the-digital-age/
    This guy is good for sub stuff
    Found him from Lex
    http://www.neptunuslex.com/

  269. Sohos Did you get any books from you wish list today?

  270. No, I didn’t :(

  271. MCPO

    1. We didn’t have GPS in Desert Storm, so we used LORAN.
    2. LORAN looks like it will be going away soon.

  272. I will give it another day Sohos
    If you do not get anything tomorrow I will contact Amazon. I bought you 4 books. I was going to do Godiva, but it screwed up the shipping.

  273. I just read an article in Texas Fish and Game that LORAN is making a comeback because it’s not susceptible to sunspots…GPS is. GPS is of course preferred, but LORAN is a very good backup.

  274. The boat I co-own I have loran C and a crapload of numbers

  275. what was before LORAN?

  276. Compass and clock Bart
    We used to run 267 for 20 min to get to a spot

  277. what was before LORAN?

    A sextant and a wristwatch.

  278. Vmax you are so sweet! I cant wait to read them.

  279. Bert – TACAN

  280. Sohos I just picked the 1st 4 patterson books on your list. I was going to include the turtles or whatever, but it messed up the shipping.

  281. There was something else before LORAN.

    Dad had one in his plane.

  282. besides Count should send you chocolate not anonymous internet friends

  283. Burl – Probably DME

  284. It was better than the R-NAV but not as good as the LORAN.

  285. VORTAC? ILS?

  286. Folly you didnt have to do that but thank you so much sweetie!

    Yaknow, if someone would email someone a real meatspace addy, then someone could at least send someone a card. Just sayin’, s’all.

  287. DME!

    that’s it, chief

    Distance Measuring Equipment?

  288. XBrad, GPS satellites are all LEOs. So are all KH series spy satellites. I do not know if Geos are used for Navigation at all.

    LORAN is a good backup, but does it have a global reach? And it is probably not precise enough for smart bomb delivery etc.

  289. besides Count should send you chocolate not anonymous internet friends

    What hon?

  290. the DME is better than the ADF, yes?

    that’s gotta be it. I remember he had a DME in the Cessna and that was a kinda a big deal at the time (early 80’s)

  291. Yaknow, if someone would email someone a real meatspace addy, then someone could at least send someone a card. Just sayin’, s’all.

    is that to me or Folly?

  292. That’s to you, Sohos. I know where to find him if I wanna stalk him.

  293. Bertie – Yes, IMHO, DME is better than ADF

  294. Yaknow, if someone would email someone a real meatspace addy, then someone could at least send someone a card. Just sayin’, s’all.

    Is this a riddle?

  295. is that to me or Folly?

    You, sweetie. I already know where to send stuff to Folly. You know. Cards. Candy. Books. CDs. Naked pictures of Tbom.

  296. I must have missed a step or 2
    I went from Bearing distance (time @ rpm) to loran c to GPS I still have my paper depth sounder and my new hummingbird side scanning sonar. The paper stops at 200′ when I go to the keys it sucks. but the HB can see the seamounts like the Islamarada hump )not to be confused with Lauraw’s or the Marathon hump (my fave)

  297. Is this a riddle?

    Burl, the last package I send you was returned unopened. I didn’t know that inmates weren’t allowed gay sex magazines.

  298. what’s the “c” for again?

  299. communication?

  300. Here is the LORAN coverage map. Vast areas of the planet are not covered.

  301. what is a real meat space addy?

  302. Bart, I think it is the 3rd version of Loran. I know about Loran A and loran C. I must have missed B

  303. Loran triangulated between radio towers. most of them were in the US as Tushar’s map shows

  304. Sohos, you’re actual snail mail address so that someone could send you a get well card.

  305. What are the guys on about?

  306. hahahahaha I had no idea what that was.

  307. Navigation systems.

  308. ADF was the predecessor to VOR/DME and its military cousin, TACAN. Basically, it was an AM radio receiver that pointed to the station. Lots of planes still have it. Still quite useful. All three are primarily used in avaiation.

    Loran was designed for nautical use. Prior to GPS, the Navy used NavStar, which worked on the same principal, but was not nearly as accurate.

    LORAN isn’t accurate enough for smart bombs, and further, none of the GPS guided weapons are equipped to receive it.

    The “C” in Loran C merely means it is the third iteration. You know, A, B, C…

  309. TUSHAR – I could be wrong but, that map appears somewhat out of date. Coverage has increased slightly.

  310. Navigation systems.

    Oh…hey TI bought any new shoes lately?

  311. And damm, your not you’re.

  312. oh

  313. when I went out in the gulf I locked in to a tower in Tampa, Pensacola and Louisiana orTexas

  314. As scintillating as this conversation is, I’m off to bed. Yes, Xbrad, alone. While we’re on that topic, I wouldn’t have sex with you if you were the last swinging dick on the planet.

  315. Oh…hey TI bought any new shoes lately?

    No :( My shoe budget is on hold as I am doing my yearly bra replacement.

  316. http://jproc.ca/hyperbolic/index.html

    Anything you wanna know about LORAN and it’s cousins.

  317. G’nite Folly

    *sticks my tongue out at Xbrad*

  318. night folly

  319. I wouldn’t have sex with you if you were the last swinging dick on the planet.

    As if he still had one!

  320. SoHoS – Did I tell you how lovely you look this evening?

  321. Wow, what I do to piss off Folly today?

  322. That’s harsh, Folly.

    Xbrad I’d sleep with you if you were the last swinging dick on the planet.

    But only then.

  323. Wow, what I do to piss off Folly today?

    Breath?

  324. no but thank you fibf

  325. Good Link to Loran X
    And I guess I did not miss loran b

  326. MCPO, there is a more recent map at the bottom of this page:
    http://jproc.ca/hyperbolic/loran_c_xmitter.html

    It seems there is more coverage of the major ATlantic and Pacific shipping lanes.
    Also, most of the Gulf coverage is provided by stations in Saudi Arabia. Which means you cannot go to war there without getting the Saudis on board. Also, no coverage in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

  327. what’s up with geoff?

    why does he hate you guys?

  328. SoHoS – Smooch!

  329. back at ya

  330. Re: Navigation Systems

    I read that Navy navigators keep a slide rule on hand in case the ship’s electronics fail. Is that true?

  331. Geoff is cool Bart, but I do not think he hangs out here
    .
    .
    .
    Good night Sohos!

  332. vmax are you going to bed?

  333. Soon Sohos

  334. Geoff hangs out here on occasion.

  335. me too soon

  336. I was confused, sorry Sohos. But in a few min I will call it a night.

  337. Justin – All U.S. Navy Quartermasters and navigators must be able to navigate without the aid of electronics

  338. Alright guys, I’m going to finish making my iced tea and head to bed.

  339. G’nite, John-Boy
    G’nite, Elizabeth

  340. There is a similar Navy requirement for sex with an actual woman; no electronics.

  341. I gotta get the boys to bed, then follow. Being sick sucks worse than Tbom at a penis implant trade show.

  342. feel better!

  343. Rosetta in moo-moo?

    http://tinyurl.com/ckzqhy

  344. Night BiW
    Tell the Boys I said hi!

  345. lol from sondrak

  346. poor puppy!!!!!

  347. Burt – You go to Sondra’s site often?

  348. Thanks, Jewstin, that means a lot to me.

  349. hardly ever, chief-c

    in fact, I think I’ve been there only once in the last 4 years

  350. Dinner tonight is 3 Eggo waffles with Skippy creamy peanut butter and Trader Joe’s maple syrup (apparently someone can tell a maple from an oak).

  351. I’ve been going there since 2003.

  352. i narrowed my haunts down to AoS and this pit

  353. Think nothing of it Xbrad. Armageddon rolls around and I’m yours, baby.

  354. Armageddon may be closer than we think, Jewstin. Between Obama trying to ruin the nation, and recent “forecasts” of earthquakes for California, I have a good reason to eat fatty foods and smoke too much- neither one will have time to kill me.

  355. Nifty, MCPO. I thought it sounded true, but I had visions of a slide rule behind a glass panel labeled ‘IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS’.

  356. *cough*PortRoyal*cough

  357. What’s Port Royal?

  358. I’m going to say something I’ve never said here — – no, no, don’t stop me. It’s time to be blunt, direct and tough-love cruel. Everybody SIT DOWN.

    Ok, here it is…

    this thread sucketh!!!

  359. ok now i am going to bed. talk to yall tomorrow. nighty night

  360. The USS Port Royal, a Navy Guided Missile Cruiser, ran aground off the entrance to Pearl Harbor. It took them a couple days to get her off. And did a shitload of damage, from what I’m hearing.

    No matter how good a navigation system you have, someone will find a way to negate that and fuck things up.

  361. I’m particularly offended, korm, because this thread happens to be very Darling-c heavy.

  362. ohhhhh……SOHOS,,,,where ya goin?

    noOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOO

    don’t leave me!!!!

  363. SoHoS – Goodnight and remember, tomorrow will be a better day!!

  364. Happy sleeping Sohos.

    Korn Kat, I heered you was sick still. If you don’t get better I’m going to haf ta whack you with a stick.

  365. cant help it took the muscle relaxer and it knocks me out

  366. thanks yall each day does get a little better.

  367. Darling-c

    Heh.

  368. Nite, Sohos. Sweet dreams.

    Hey, KKA, you doing any better? Need me to come out there?

  369. ramilamadingdongDARLING – by “Sucketh” I mean wonderful, insightful and inspiring.

    “whack you with a stick.” sheesh, such compassion from a fakeforconvenienceinternet husband. Almost like a real husband.

  370. “Need me to come out there?” Yes,,,,but wait until I can do the heavy breathing thing for fun, mkay?

  371. Well, geez. I already made chicken and noodles. What else is left?

    You just need to feel better. NO MORE YUCKY!

  372. Thanks Justin. I am, actually. Started coughing earlier, and thought “oh crap, it’s still here.” I finish one prescription tonight, so we’ll see if it killed it, or not.

  373. OK, I’m gonna soak in the tub a while. Tho I still haven’t figured out why my sister thought I’d want lavender scented bath salts.

  374. I’m off to bed too – after I peek at xbrad in the tub…woohoo!!

    night all

  375. Tho I still haven’t figured out why my sister thought I’d want lavender scented bath salts.

    Riiiiiiigggghhhhhhtt.

  376. Feel better Korn Kat.

  377. On my own, am I?

    *Peeks behind Wiserbud’s glitter festooned door.

    *Full body shudder

    * Curls up in fetal position on floor and sucks thumb.

  378. Did I ever tell you about Park Bench Guy? He was WOW!! I. . . Hold on. The telephone is ringing.

  379. oy

    save that one for later please

  380. Whew! Saved by the bell.

  381. Did I ever tell you guys about the nose-bleed seat girl? I…

    Phone’s ringing. brb.

  382. Damn you! I was trying to fill the comments thingy. I’m half-tempted to tell about Park Bench Guy anyhow.

  383. This one time at band camp…Hold on. The door bell’s ringing. brb.

  384. Band camp? Please. Take the xylophone hammer out of your ass Rich. Everybody knows that story.

  385. Wiserbud was telling me about this one time when him and Rosetta got together for drinks, ended up getting nekked, lotioning up and….teapots whistling. brb

  386. Justin- I think you scared burl off. Either that or you got him a little over excited and had to go rob one out imagining a late night frolic on a park bench. I’m guessing the later.

  387. Atleast it wasn’t wiser’s clarinet.

  388. Poor Bert. Wiserbud could be his bestestestestest friend.

  389. ZOMFG! They could hook up on FaceChimpSpace! We should totally squee right now.

  390. what?

  391. Hi, Bert! Nice nipples. Creatine much?

  392. haha, wow how’d you know I was shirtless right now?
    What does creatine do to nips?

  393. What does creatine do to nips?

    Well, I’m not much interested in mammaries. Just sayin’

  394. shit, burt, I forgot which is your hash and which is andros. I can’t tell you retards apart.

  395. ha!

    i do a pretty good moonbat

  396. no, you’re a terrible moonbat. But so is andros.

  397. Rush is teh suxx0rz. We should move more to the left if we want to win. And I’m totally a Republican, by the way.

  398. I’m a good moonbat AND a good fake moonbat.

  399. wow, neat avatar. Looks like a simpsons character.

  400. It’s not like I was trying for subtlety or anything.

  401. wow I always thought that was Smithers because I never really looked at it closely

  402. Who’s the other sockpuppet over there?

  403. wow I always thought that was Smithers because I never really looked at it closely

    You know what it is?

  404. I dunno, xbrad-c

    Sean, it looks like Jimmy Stewart

  405. Whomever it is, he’s pretty good.

  406. sean connery?

  407. Whomever it is, he’s pretty good.

    Is that your way of hinting it’s you, x-c?

  408. It’s an extremely rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore. Comic Book Guy had it for sale in his shop.

  409. ha!

    yeah, I don’t remember that

  410. now i do…

    vaguely

  411. Is that your way of hinting it’s you, x-c?</i<

    No, I think that makes it pretty clear it isn’t me.

  412. Allright, which one of you fuckers messed with my HTML?

  413. Allright, which one of you fuckers messed with my HTML?

    Have you checked to see if anyone is hiding behind the “safe couch”?

  414. Bart did it.

  415. Sox is sitting in the front hallway. How’s Riley? And when will he be old enough to comment here? Isn’t he 3? That’s like 21 in dog years.

  416. Ha! Bert got trollbusted~!

  417. now i’m getting edited by a trollbuster

  418. maybe I should stop ‘cuz some of the regulars seem frazzled and irritated

  419. Riley is fine, but I don’t let him use the internets. I don’t want my pup seeing midget scat porn.

  420. who’s ratting me out at AoS?

  421. for the record, I didn’t “let” Sox use the internets, he just did it of his own accord. Stupid cat. And he coughed up a hairball on the Persian rug. Does he tell anyone? Nooooo. He figures I’ll step on it barefoot sooner or later…

  422. Dunno if that’s the real erg, but someone sockpuppeted your nic.

  423. that’s the weird part

    someone sockpuppetting erg is outing me!

    wtf?

    and now I’m me again, btw.

  424. My doggy is aware of the interwebs, but bored by them. Crystal thinks the Hostages is tedious.

  425. Crystal is apparently smarter than you.

  426. lulz, now I’m toying with andros

    I guarantee he’s gonna think I’m serious and he’ll say something stupid like call me stupid.

  427. someone sockpuppetting erg is outing me!

    ol_dirty_/b/tard

    Seeing erg’s name again makes me nostalgic for the old days.

  428. Remember Crystal Bernard from Wings?

    She was hot. A very likable character.

  429. Yeah, I had a crush on her for a long time.

  430. ah geoff I was just thinking about you today

    For some reason I thought you hadn’t made an appearance here yet, but it’s all coming back to me now that I see the bandaged-mouth aviator.

    Today was a fun day s-puppetting ‘cuz it was clearly annoying erg and andros. And that’s why I do it — to annoy them.

  431. Was erg actually around? That’s pretty funny.

    I’ve been scarce on the intertubes of late, though I’ve written a couple of posts over the past week. I think I spend more time looking at xbrad’s “Load Heat” series than I do on my blog.

  432. I think it was the real erg. Sure read like him/her/it.

    He started a “you ‘think’ this but…” series of bullshit and a bunch of us started puppeting him. Good times.

  433. I spend more time reading Load Heat than I do on my blog.

  434. Think I’ll rack for a few hours, then get up and attack my overdue work with an unrivaled ferocity.

    Yeah. That’s just what I’ll do. This time for sure.

  435. Think I’ll rack for a few hours, then get up search the internets for hentai lesbian pron and attack my overdue work with an unrivaled ferocity.

    There you go.

  436. Sean must be around somewhere, cuz this thread is dying…

  437. I suspect Teafran has his Taser set to stun.

  438. Sean must be around somewhere, cuz this thread is dying…

    Hey, don’t blame me. I was off putting up new posts at my place and at dpud.

  439. Oh, and by the way, you’re supposed to put the fixed text after the strikethrough text, brad. That’s just the way the joke goes.

  440. I remembered that right after I hit “submit comment”

    There’s a reason even Vmax says I’m not funneh.

  441. There’s a reason even Vmax says I’m not funneh.

    Ouch. True, but still, ouch.

  442. Wow. It’s late. LASTEST!

  443. Nope, still here. I stepped over to Lex’s to watch a tape of him in his youth.

  444. OK, I’m a benevolent sort, so I’ll let whomever comes next to be the

    LAST!

  445. 447th!!!

  446. 448th!!!!!

    LAST!!!!!

  447. I suspect Teafran has his Taser set to stun.

    Um….tasers are supposed to be set to stun. :mrgreen:

    I think you meant phaser.

    By the way, this is the one I carry instead of my .44 Mag.

    http://www.taser.com/PRODUCTS/CONSUMERS/Pages/C2.aspx

    LAST!!!

  448. 450th!!!

    LAST!!!

  449. Well, you managed it almost for an hour.

  450. Is Sox still incommunicado on that job?

  451. I think I shall fill up the comments list.

  452. Sorry, got side tracked there for a sec.

  453. Won’t let it happen again.

  454. It’s snowing.

  455. I can tell I’m going to have to work harder at this.

  456. Hmmm, we found our maple trees yesterday.

  457. http://www.phuketgazette.net/archives/queernews/2009/article7210.html

    Rosie and Burt?

  458. Dammit Eddie :)

  459. ^Just bringing the heat

  460. Whatever. Punk!

  461. we need a new post

  462. We do indeed.

  463. we need a new post

    ask and ye shall receive.


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