Worst Potluck Dishes

This is a post for a joke thread.  You be funny or I’m telling Mom.

When you Google “worst casserole” this crap is the first result.

Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole by Paula Deen.

You make funny or The Irritated Baby Jesus is going to barf on you.

198 Comments

  1. I’m going with my favorite, asparagus and toenail casserole.

  2. Cheesy ham and banana…HAHAHAHAHA that’s not even a joke and it’s really funny.

  3. Whichever one of you dumbasses puts Daddy’s and Fingers together outta punch yourself in the dick!

    Mare, sorry hon but I’m out for the night. Didn’t get much sleep last night and I’ve been up and out all day.

  4. Beef Strokedmyselfoff

  5. Au Rotten Potatoes

  6. Night, Tat!

  7. Ham and Pee Salad

  8. Mommy’ bitterness and daddy’s secret life casserole.

  9. Okay, I can tell I need to adjust the theme.

    Worst Potluck Dishes in the new theme.

  10. Where’s the cat casserole.

  11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  12. I’m sorry, I was laughing too hard to think straight.

  13. Chicken Cordon Poo

  14. Chicken and Dump

  15. Your kid lost the big game for us casserole.

  16. Hungarian Poolash

  17. 914 Beasn Salad

  18. Chicken pot die you bastard!

  19. Syphilitic Suprise

  20. You’re Going To Live With Your Grandparents For A While Rollups

  21. “Chicken and Dump”

    I cooked that yesterday.

  22. Chicken pot die you bastard!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  23. “You’re Going To Live With Your Grandparents For A While Rollups”

    Can’t stop laughing

  24. Beef Tits

  25. Limp Bizkits

  26. Formunda Cheesecake

  27. I thought there were 8 puppies casserole.

  28. Mexican Casserole… made with REAL Mexicans!!!

  29. Pecan Log

  30. Chicken and Dump…..

    I did that yesterday

  31. Fudge That Rudy Packed

  32. Fudge That Rudy Packed

    lol

  33. shaved peach pits surprise

  34. Have you seen the cat…My, this Kung Pao smells good

  35. San Francisco Fruit Salad

  36. three beaner salad

  37. Flem Fondue

  38. Have you seen the cat…My, this Kung Pao smells good

    Hahahahahaha.

  39. Pressed Ham.

  40. Macaroni and Jews.

  41. Twice-Fucked Potatoes

  42. Spaghetti and Myballs

  43. Spaghetti and Myballs

    Hahahahahahaha.

  44. Macaroni and Jewstein

  45. Bacon lettuce and Ecoli sandwich

  46. Make-a-Wish Brownies

  47. This Is Your New Daddy Cakes

  48. PeeCan Sandies

  49. Taseagna.

  50. Biscuits and Slavey

  51. Wiserbread.

    It’s funny because it’s so lame. HAHAHAHAH

  52. Rosetta in 30 years?

  53. Boston I Just Creamed Pie

  54. Chocolate Just Pinched Offa Loaf

  55. Why is this Lemonade warm and not lemony

  56. Rosetta in 30 years?

    Hahahahaha. Quit making fun of Mare.

  57. Shis ka boobs

  58. Wiserbread.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  59. worst tattoo ever

    http://tinyurl.com/cknf9v

  60. Bart
    I just woke my dog I laughed so hard

  61. Baked Things From My Couch In The Shape Of Beans

  62. Souse Cassoulet

  63. Dingleberry Cobbler

  64. Chicken a la Thing

  65. worst tattoo ever

    http://tinyurl.com/cknf9v

    Also, worst link ever.

  66. Wiserschnitzel

  67. Rosetta, brewfan and xbrad cooking:

  68. Your Pet Turtle Soup

  69. Ah, the time honored tradition of Men, Flame, and Meat

  70. “Wiserbread.
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”

    HAHAHAHA

  71. no worky?

  72. Deviled Pigs

  73. Ass Potato Salad

  74. Why is the meat fuzzy sandwich.

  75. Pekingese out of Luck

  76. Butt Crack Salad

  77. “Ass Potato Salad”

    LOL

  78. Lay another line of denture glue pork chops

  79. Noodles and Hate

  80. Ashley Biden Powered Donuts

  81. Ashley Biden Powered Donuts

    Hahahahahaha.

  82. Why can’t I get it up fish chowder

  83. Ham Sammiches with Lewisnky Brand Blue Dress Mayonnaise.

  84. Lice Pudding

  85. That would be a good joke thread; celebrity/food celebrity/movie celebrity/anything.

  86. Why can’t I get it up fish chowder

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! You’re not even trying. Hahahahaha.

    Mare is a lazy mofo salad with carrots and shit.

  87. Remember this?

    one of the funniest lines ever:

    “Chicks can’t hold their smoke…that’s what it is.”

    http://tinyurl.com/cl9ycn

  88. Lady Daddy Fingers

  89. SALT FUCKING CASSEROLE!!!

  90. Drain plug stew

  91. True story….was in a traffic accident around lunchtime in Houston….5 co-workers in a Toyota Highlander going back to the office after lunch. We were hit from behind at a red light by a guy driving a Ford Ranger…and he was in a diabetic coma. Paramedics show up (none of us hurt, thankfully), cops show up a few minutes later. Female cop takes all of us aside and asks for our drivers licenses. We all comply. I notice powdered sugar on her lips. I discretely point this tidbit of information out to my companions. We needed to contain our laughter…she had all of our drivers licenses.

  92. Rosetta, every time I think of one it has to do with kids getting the short end of the stick.

    They make no sense and I delete them. I’m laughing like crazy but can’t think.

  93. Pineapple and Ginger Encrusted Helen Thomas with Malignant Mole Sauce

  94. Obama Fingers

  95. I think the celebrity angle is funny.

  96. Rosetta, every time I think of one it has to do with kids getting the short end of the stick.

    HAHAHAHAHA.. Don’t delete them. Inappropriate humor directed at kids is hilarious. And none of these make sense.

    Baked Spaghetti and Your Guinea Pig

  97. Barney Frank XL polish sausage with bun

  98. Ellen Degeneres Meat-Free Tofu Bratwurst

  99. Barney Frank resents that…he’ll take sausage of any size!!

  100. Milk Chocolate Obama Cookies

  101. Paris Hilton fish chowder

    Paris Hilton stretched out salt water taffy

    Paris Hilton penicillin smoothie

  102. Helen Thomas Linguine and Bearded Clams

  103. Paris Hilton penicillin smoothie…..

    Her version of the morning after pill….except for VD

  104. Tim Geithner Trillion Dollar Rolls

  105. Tim Giethner limp fettecini with alfredo sauce

  106. Larry Craig Creampuffs……foot tapping good!

  107. Barack Obama vienna sausages

  108. Chili con Carny

  109. “Pineapple and Ginger Encrusted Helen Thomas with Malignant Mole Sauce”

    Gross and funny.

  110. You Have To Repeat 2nd Grade Again Pie

  111. Corn on Chris Dodd

  112. Tutta Mare

    Hahahahaha.

  113. Stranger Danger Parfait….with Whipped Cream on TOP!!

  114. Heath Ledger shrimp with deadly cocktail sauce.

    Too soon?

  115. Melissa Etheridge Tofu Sausage

  116. no, not too soon to make jokes about the joker

  117. Ellen Degeneres I wish uncle teddy hadn’t have touch me there fish chowder

  118. Flash Fried Tits O’Chicken

  119. Denny’s Octamom Breakfast Slam…..

    14 eggs
    No sausage
    Guy next to you pays for it….

  120. “Stranger Danger Parfait”

    HAHAHAAHA

  121. Folly?

    (i should save this one for when folly is around, but I can always link it again…and again)

    http://tinyurl.com/85shk2

  122. Pearl Necklace Flambe

  123. Turfucken

  124. she keeps hitting it…and yet it keeps coming back for more…..

    strangely familiar

  125. Holy crap, we’re getting pounded by thunderstorms.

  126. Nutria Smoothie

  127. Lemon Orangutan Pie

    GET IN THE FUCKING OVEN!!!

  128. Why can’t mommy loose weight triple chocolate layer cake

  129. Mare…
    Why can’t mommy loose weight triple chocolate layer cake

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  130. Why is daddy’s ass the size of my wagon fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy with biscuits.

  131. Seattle Stew.

  132. Chocolate covered rabbit pellets….can’t tell the difference, can ya?

  133. “Taseagna.” What the hell is that?

  134. Is it wrong to stare at my sisters Melon(s)ball cocktail?

  135. “Is it wrong to stare at my sisters Melon(s)ball cocktail?”

    Yes, yes it is.

  136. That will teach you to touch a hot stove chicken fingers

  137. Pan Fried Pancreas

  138. You’ll go blind if you keep doing that Dessert Topping

  139. “Taseagna.” What the hell is that?

    Hahahahahaha. That was a stretch. It’s this:

    http://tinyurl.com/csdsp4

    Plus this:

    http://tinyurl.com/bj5mub

  140. Rudy, I think Rosetta left us. You were awesome and lasted a long time too.

  141. My ADD is kicking in. What should we talk about now?

  142. Any you thought my wonder bread/wiser bread was lame.

  143. I’m here girlfriend.

    Let’s talk and make funny. Or is it past your bed time?

  144. I gotta call it a night….y’all take care

  145. wiserbread was funny. What do you want, a cookie? Hahahaha.

    Mare, where are you from? I mean, in what state were you born?

  146. What are you drinking?

  147. Buenos nachos, rudy.

  148. Beer. What are you drinking?

  149. Night, Rudy.

    Rosetta I was born in Washington State. Too rainy for me moved to Hawaii after college.

  150. Ha, you tried to catch me…I’m not drinking, wish I was. I actually just had a V8 low sodium with fresh lime.

  151. Mare, it’s interesting to me that you’re one of those people that are so not into music that you don’t really know any artists and songs.

    Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

  152. I’ve lived in California, Michigan, Florida, WA and of course Hawaii.

  153. That low sodium V8 is liquid disappointment. It just doesn’t taste right.

    Why did you move to Hawaii if you don’t mind me asking.

  154. “Were you dropped on your head as a baby?”

    My guess would be, several times.

    I like music, kind of a wide range except for modern jazz. I love 80’s music, I just don’t remember the tune or the artist. I have to hear it. I use to listen to classical a lot. I never purchased more than a few albums in my lifetime. When you guys link some music, I have never heard it before.

  155. If I was God, I would have only changed one thing about the world. I would have made it so that no matter where you are or what you’re doing, you can hear music.

    That old question about which you would rather lose, your hearing or your sight; I have always said my sight. I could adjust better to being blind than to never hearing music again. I think that would drive me insane.

  156. That’s why I add about a whole lime for each glass.

    You may not believe this but I had a deep desire to move there even before I visited. It was like a longing. I think it had to do with needing to be there to meet my husband.

    Weird story I dated 3 guys in a row named Bob and all three had something to do with flying.

    It was like my guardian angel wasn’t getting it quite right. My husband, Bob was a helicopter pilot.

    My second Bob was a PJ (para jumper a special forces guy) and died in a helicopter crash doing a rescue.

  157. Mare, what did you get your degree in?

  158. Did you go to a lot of concerts?

  159. It was a BS in Biology Education with a Health Minor.

    My M. Ed. is also in Biology Ed.

    I gave my orals for my Masters, went home to coordinate with the movers, got on a plane that night and have not taught since. That was about 23 years ago.

    I have taught 7 and 8 grade science. Mostly biology. I have also taught high school which was a blast. The kids made me laugh. I was tough but fun.

  160. I use to go to the symphony or orchestra where I lived depending on the place. But I’m no snob and can’t rattle off classical musicians and my favorite pieces. I just want to hear good music.

    I think the only concerts I’ve been to are Journey and Stix…man what a nerd.

  161. What about you, Rosetta, what is your degree in? Business? Finance? Maybe Econ?

  162. HA! That’s funny about the Bobs. My first three girlfriends were Sheri, Cheri and Cheryl.

    I’ve never been a big concert guy unless it’s jazz. Going to a huge rock concert isn’t my thing. I would rather listen to the iPod in the comfort of my house.

    I saw ZZ Top in high in 1995 and the next concert I went to like that was AC/DC this year. It was a gift from Mrs Rosetta because she knows I love them.

    The vast majority of people that I don’t know, I want to punch in the face so that’s why I don’t go to a lot of big concerts. Hahahahaha.

    Actually I did see Dave Matthews a few years ago and that was good. His crowd was mellow which I like.

  163. I like AC/DC, it reminds me of high school. Aerosmith (sp) reminds me of high school too,

    We were on a high school retreat. (Basically a hugh party at someone’s beach house then a priest comes for about 6 hours and we do some retreat stuff). We were all partying and Big Ten Inch was blaring on the speakers when the priest arrived. We couldn’t stop laughing all night.

  164. Do you like that jazz that sounds like those movies where people are wearing black leotards and barets snapping their fingers? That kind of jazz makes me want to stab someone in the face.

  165. I knew I wanted to be in business so I just picked accounting to start with because that looked good on a resume because it wasn’t easy. At some point in my first semester senior year I was sitting in an accounting class and I realized that if I had to work with the people in that class, I would come to work one day with dynamite strapped to my body.

    So I went an extra year and got a double major in accounting and finance & banking. I went ahead and got the degree in accounting since I was so close. But it was like finishing a book that you started even though you hate it. You do it on principle. Yuck

    Accounting sucks ass.

  166. “The vast majority of people that I don’t know, I want to punch in the face so that’s why I don’t go to a lot of big concerts. Hahahahaha.”

    That’s why we’re here instead.

    I’m a social hermit. I am outgoing and conversational but I don’t really want to be. And most people make me sick. And if we disagree politically I have to fake like I think they are not idiots.

  167. The biology building was full of bearded guys thinking they were interesting. I was stuck with nerdy skinny guys wearing flannel. Once I started teaching I always thought, “teachers are the biggest whiny weasels in the world” I couldn’t stand them.

    My roommate was an accounting major and she got pregnant to get out of going to school. And she was actually smart….idiot.

  168. Do you like that jazz that sounds like those movies where people are wearing black leotards and barets snapping their fingers? That kind of jazz makes me want to stab someone in the face.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m not sure I know what kind of jazz that is. I do like some older jazz like Miles Davis and Charles Mingus but I do love newer jazz like Spyro Gyra, Chuck Mangione and David Sanborn.

    This used to be my favorite song in the world. It has a steel drum sound which I love because it makes me think of islands and beach.

    I’ve seen Spyro Gyra in concert probably 10 times. They are outstanding.

  169. Now, see, I really like that. Morning Song I’ve heard but I would never have been able to name them. It reminds me of my honeymoon in Antigua. Lots of steel drums and rum. Lots of rum.

  170. I’m a social hermit. I am outgoing and conversational but I don’t really want to be. And most people make me sick. And if we disagree politically I have to fake like I think they are not idiots.

    Hahahahaha! On one hand I am a social hermit too. However I have a lot of great, great friends and hanging out with them is the best. But when it comes to meeting new people, it takes me a while. My sense of humor in the same in real life as it is here and you can’t just throw that out on some new person. Hahahaha.

    And about politics, I only have a couple of liberal friends so that’s no problem But meeting some mouthy lib that I will never see again? I can spend hours talking to them and making fun of them where they have no idea. I do enjoy that.

  171. ” I’m not sure I know what kind of jazz that is. ”

    Some jazz is ……unsettling… the kind where the jazz snobs describe it by saying “listen to the notes that aren’t played.”
    Assholes.

  172. I got married in Turks & Caicos and it was a week long party. It was awesome.

    My sweet ass need to live on a beach however. I love the ocean. It calms me.

  173. Ha! This is a fun thing about St. Louis weather. It was in the 60s all week and now it’s snowing.

    I know Hawaii is awesome but I would miss the seasons. Nothing is better than fall.

  174. I’m the person in the elevator that will say hello and have a nice day. I’ll say hello to people when I’m running. I’ll chat with little old ladies in the grocery line. The clerks all know me. But I NEVER initiate going out with friends. I never call around and say “let’s do something.” When someone asks me to go I will and I’ll be the life of the party. I just don’t initiate anything. I would be happy staying home.

    I am the same way I am here also. I like people but on my terms. I am willing to speak up when others are not and that makes some people uncomfortable.

  175. When my youngest daughter graduates next year, we will probably move to the mainland. I’m not sure where yet. I have lived near the beach or at least on the coast my whole life. Only lasted a year and a half in MI.

    Oddly. I think we are considering Texas. There is coastline there but I’m not sure if the gulf is where we want to be. I’m spoiled here but I want to be near the kids.

  176. When someone asks me to go I will and I’ll be the life of the party. I just don’t initiate anything. I would be happy staying home.

    We were separated at birth. That’s exactly how I am.

    I do all the grocery shopping because I like it and every couple of weeks a little old lady will ask me to get something off a high shelf for her. I love that.

    But when I’m on a plane and the person next to me starts to initiate a conversation, I draw a picture of me stabbing them so they will shut up. I hate small talk.

  177. ” I draw a picture of me stabbing them so they will shut up. I hate small talk.”

    HAHAHAHAHLOLHAHAHA

    I put on head phones that aren’t attached to anything.

    I love old people. Except the smelly ones…just kidding.

  178. Is Mr Mare older than you?

    And Texas would be a good place I think. At least weather wise. But you know you’re spoiled from having lived in Hawaii so anyplace you go to will seem like a slum. Hahahah.

    I love the beach and the ocean but part of me doesn’t want to live there full time. I don’t ever want to get used to it and take it for granted. Do you think that happened to you?

  179. I love old people. Except the smelly ones…just kidding.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You’re a punk ass.

  180. Any conversation that begins “so, what do you do?” makes me want to detonate a bomb. I would rather someone say, “so, when did you stop having sex with goats?”.

    That is the start of a funny conversation.

  181. Mare, what time is it there?

  182. “I don’t ever want to get used to it and take it for granted. Do you think that happened to you?”

    We really, really appreciate the beauty here, however, I take for granted that when I walk outside any time of day or night it’s warm with a nice breeze. Sometimes I think back of my time in Florida when it’s so hot you step outside and you’re covered in sweat and I realize anywhere else is really a step down weather wise. Also, the water is great here. Clean and warm.

    Except for wanting my children to go to a particular school, I think Hawaii is a great place to vacation.

    Mr. Mare is 6 months younger. He would have been a junior when I was a senior.

    Another strange thing, most of my friends other than my best friend Deb, is they have all been older. I was 23 they were 52. I was 40 they were 55. I was 47 they were 60. Different people of course. Different places.

  183. It is only 8:30. I get up at 5:00 pretty much every day but I’m tired at 9:00pm.

    When everyone is dead at the Hostages, I’m just getting started.

    It’s late for you, Rosetta.

    Have sweet dreams!

  184. That’s interesting that your friends are older than you. You’re very immature and I mean that in the best way possible. Hahaha. Not immature but you know what I mean.

    I would have guessed that you were friends with people much younger than you.

    Okay, I’m hitting the sack, girlfriend. I had fun talking to you and making stupid.

    COUNT YOUR BUTT!!!!

  185. xbrad and Sean M. right now.

    http://tinyurl.com/dj9t35

  186. I got married in Turks & Caicos a Turkish prison and it was a week long party AIDS and hepatitis festival. It was awesome well, yes, awesome for me, Rosetta.

    Changed a few things for accuracy there.

  187. I’m back from having beers with brad, and he’s pretty polite when you’re buying. He only tried to grab my dick, like, once. And when I punched him in the neck, he totally got the message. A real gentleman, in other words.

  188. Wow, killed that one dead, didn’t you?

  189. Baked Bukkake.

  190. Maybe, just maybe, the funniest thing ever posted here….

    Chicken pot die you bastard!

    Mare, I love you in ways you can’t imagine. Which is odd, since all our lovin’ takes place in my imagination.

  191. Which late-night thread don’t I kill?

    By the way, I’ve cleaned up the following for you:

    Mare, I love you in ways you can’t imagine hopefully won’t ever have to describe to the FBI. Which is odd, since all our lovin’ takes place in my imagination YOU PUT THE LOTION BACK IN THE BASKET LIKE I ASKED YOU TO.

    You can “untuck” now, brad.

  192. Folly?

    (i should save this one for when folly is around, but I can always link it again…and again)

    Hey, where can I get one of those?

    Mare, I love you in ways you can’t imagine. Which is odd, since all our lovin’ takes place in my imagination.

    Brad, I thought I was your BFB.

  193. Last!!!

  194. Vicar Ass Potato Salad Toss.

    It is a fusion dish.

  195. new post up

  196. Ass potato salad

  197. Fuck you tushar- you only beat me by almost 12 hours.

  198. test


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