Let’s kick off the celebration with a nice cold beverage…
Of course we need a little music to get into the mood…
What good is a holiday without a turkey dinner?
Best cook ever…
Now, go turn out on all of your lights.
March 28, 2009
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Woohoo First!!!!!
I’m turning every light on in the house.
FIRST!!!
Damn….
Well, to make up for it, I’ve got all my radios on, my “california kilowatt” running, my Dad’s old Collins S-line idleing, I’m watching the NCAAs on three TVs at the same time, the lights are on in the house – every single freakin’ one of them, I’ve left the refrigerator door open, the stove is on and the burners are all on low and I filled the jacuzzi bathtub and it’s running wit nobody in it.
Now I need to go out and start the truck, my ‘Vette and Mrs. Teafran’s Town car and let them run for a while. I might even start the lawn tractor, the power washer and the chain saw.
Hi Folly…
What? I killed the thread and it hasn’t even started yet?
Hello?
Screw this – I’m going out to smoke a cigar.
Lights aren’t enough. I just rewired the AC so it runs with the heat on too.
Now to warm up the pool. And open windows. And grill something.
Wow, I’m good at killing threads, but not that good.
Tea, you have a Vette? Sweeeeet. My favorite car evah. Except I want a ’63 split window coupe which cost like more than I’m worth.
Gotta ask, Folly, what’s your avatar?
Gotta ask, Folly, what’s your avatar?
Tea, you have a Vette?
Yep – ’70 ZR-1.
Turned on all of my lights, and turned the A/C down to 70
Gotta ask, Folly, what’s your avatar?
Help, I’m in the spam box.
Sean:
Turned on all of my lights, and turned the A/C down to 70
If Mrs. Teafran would let me, I’d turn the electric heat up to 90 and open all the windows.
Tea, I have Vette envy.
Sean:
http://tinyurl.com/c989fh
Good job, Vmax.
Heheh, I almost bought a 70 vette Tea,
I do not know what model it was, but it had the 455/455? in it. The biggest one with the fuel injection.
I was 17.
I told my dad this guy wanted to sell me his for $2000
Dad said sure.
But call your insurance first.
first.
$3000 a year to insure it
I was making $100 a week.
Bought a 67 GTO instead
3 Follys in the bucket!
I see Rosetta left a couple of rude comments at IB. As usual, I have an appropriate reply.
And mesa should be beaten for the crap-ass version of “Eye of the Tiger.”
Tea, I have Vette envy.
It’s a long story, but I originally wanted the C3 with the 454 big block and that’s the way I ordered it during my last tour in SEA. When I arrived home, I went to pick it up (it was already paid for) and lo and behold, it was the wrong color and didn’t have air conditioning which I wanted in addition to power steering. The dealer made some calls and found this ZR-1 (basically the small block racing version of the C3) – the regional GM manager made the call and offered me this one as a replacement or I could wait for another car which would take eight weeks and I had to report back for duty in three.
So I took it. Serendipity because I loved it and owned it ever since.
Ah, a sexy devil-lawyer lady. Got it.
Max – yeah, it was the 454 big block C3. That would have cost you some bucks to insure that’s for sure.
’67 Goats were nice cars.
Hey Folly, what’s your avatar?
When Michael was growing up, he got in trouble a lot because he would suck on his hot dogs before eating them.
Homo.
Hey Folly, what’s your avatar?
http://tinyurl.com/6jpsg9
mesa this your most ambitious post in while. Nice to see some text and shit.
And good video of Folly chugging that soda. That’s pretty funny.
Hey Folly, what’s your avatar?
http://tinyurl.com/6jpsg9
Hahahahahaha. You’re fun to poke with a stick.
Folly?
http://houserphotography.deviantart.com/art/Z-VI-117356784
Sean?
http://monislawa.deviantart.com/art/Tasty-Soup-117356918
Anybody watching Nova and Pitt?
Great game.
Hell, my utilities are included in my rent to the military housing company. I’m think about celebrating Earth Week. And I think I’ve had my porch lights on continuously since I moved in.
It is getting cold in here is earth hour over yet?
Dig-Dug?
http://mediocre-matt.deviantart.com/art/jumpin-country-like-a-criminal-117361569
I’m watching it.
Vmax, that dude’s waist is as big around as one of my legs. That is a truly magnificent ‘stache, though.
This is a Corvette: http://tiny.pl/b6bt
Tea – Ever do Corvettes at Carisle??
Vmax, are you enjoying some adult beverages?
almost muscle relaxer time
FIGF – I hope you feel better today than yesterday. I hope tomorrow is even better!
how is my bff tonight?
How’s the leg today kid?
Rosie – Get me a drink – STAT!
I’ve got Pitt in the Final Four, but damned if I’m not rooting for Nova.
Tea – Ever do Corvettes at Carisle??
Yep – twice.
Of course Rosie
hurts but a little better. I am getting drop foot so I got a new brace for my foot and have been trying to stretch out my knee and that causes pain but all and all today is better.
Wow, why would he foul him?
Excitement and poor decision making.
Be an interesting few seconds here.
Tea – Next time you’re coming this way, give me a head’s up, I’ll spring for an adult beverage!
it itches like a son of a bitch so I guess that is a good sign but nothing is more annoying than an itch you CANT scratch
FIGF – I’m praying for you every night.
how is my bff tonight?
You don’t worry about me, girlfriend. I’m always good. The question is how are YOU?
Are you getting any better?
thank you! Please keep it up I need all the prayers I can get. I need my foot and knee to not get destroyed while my leg is healing. I dont want more surgeries.
Tea,
Have you sent us a picture of yourself for our Proof of Life Page?
Sohos, have you received any presents yet from us morons?
Rosie – Get me a drink – STAT!
MCPO – Kiss my ass – STAT!
>> nothing is more annoying than an itch you CANT scratch
Are we still talking about your injury?
Have you sent us a picture of yourself for our Proof of Life Page?
No – I’m contemplating doing it. I rather sensitive about this – I have some scars and a really bad complexion as a result of a burn that don’t photograph well at all.
And with this bunch, I’d probably be called Sasquatch or something.
Vmax I told you not to post that pic of me on the internet.
Tea, you obviously haven’t seen the mug shots on the PoL page.
vmax no presents yet
DiT not sure 😉
tea no one cares about that, its just nice to put a face with the person you are sparring with
It is up to you Tea,
But if you are just fat bald and ugly you will fit right in. (with the guys, there are a few exceptions) the women are hot though.
Heh. All seriousness aside, glad today was a better day.
I was trying to look in to it on Amazon Sohos, but it is like I did not order anything. Hopefully it is for your privacy. If you do not get a bunch of books monday let me know.
tea no one cares about that, its just nice to put a face with the person you are sparring with
Thank you M’Lady – I will take one tomorrow and send it along.
thank you I just need these two weeks to fly by.
But if you are just fat bald and ugly
Well, I’m not two out of three, so that doesn’t sound too bad.
Sorry Folly
I meant to post this one
http://famihidayat.deviantart.com/art/FAD-117364031
>> But if you are just fat bald and ugly
Hey! I’m not bald.
And I’m out – gotta get up early tomorrow – like zero dark thirty.
Have fun y’all.
I certainly will! yay!!!!!!!!!!
I said there were exceptions DiT!
good night Tea
BiW?
http://booom.deviantart.com/art/VENOM-III-117357671
Night Tea. Please post a pic of your Vette.
Thanks, Vmax. That’s better.
Lord, my stomach hurts. Gastritis sucks.
night Tea
Oh Folly I am so sorry
Folly,
My Dog Bear is really lonely. I want to grieve a while before I get another dog, but he is really bumming. And he hates it when I love on him. Max was the snuggle dog.
Anyway I saw this dog today It reminded me of you!
http://www.grrmf.org/adopt/casey/casey.html
Check out his chair
I am thinking about this one He looks good
http://www.grrmf.org/adopt/sonny/sonny.html
Sohos, it’s nothing compared to what you’re going through.
Awww, Vmax, I love Casey. I need about 20 acres so I can adopt all the dogs and cats I want.
pain is pain and pain sucks!!!!
Vmax, maybe you should get Sonny. It’s not that your replacing Max ’cause Max is irreplaceable but it would be good for you and Bear.
Yes, it does, Sohos. But you know what? By Christmas, this will all be a memory for you. The pain will go away soon.
I hope so. When will yours be healed?
My stomach? Who knows. However, I have chronic pain due to rheumatoid arthritis so I’m used to being in pain.
I have been thinking about starting the process. It will take a few weeks, and that ought to balance Bears need for a friend with my grieving and respecting Max.
It has only been a few days, so maybe it is still too soon, I do not know.
I know that I will never replace Max but there is always room in your heart for another.
it took me 1 1/2 to get Reagan after Shiner died. GW had been so depressed w/o his partner in crime. Now GW and Regan never leave each others side.
Give it a couple weeks, you’re still highly emotional. You’ll get a new dog. Bear will be ok in the short term. Just be sure to give yourself a bit of time.
sorry about that Folly, chronic pain is a bitch
I wonder why my wordpress image thingy won’t change here?
Yes, it is Sohos. It tends to keep me awake at night.
Okay, who wants me to insult them?
not me I am still too fragile I cry at the least little thing
Folly does.
My last dog was a german shepherd named Lucky. He was a brilliant dog, trained for prison work. He was given to me. (he was pawned off really he had hip displaysia) I had him for 5 years and had to put him down because he could not walk. I used to carry him outside to go potty 3x a day. I waited too long, but he was such a good dog.
Max was too, but I need another Golden. I have only had 4 kinds of dogs, but Goldens are different.
Clear your cache Dave
not me I am still too fragile I cry at the least little thing
I would never insult you, BFF.
Rosetta has a gift for sohos.
*gives sohos gigantic grizzly bear hug*
i give you back an atomic wedgie
Oh duh.
I still have a daughter in college who is clearing my cash.
sOhOs is gonna be milking that “I’m too fragile” card years from now…
Folly does.
What Xbrad really means is that he has wild fantasies about me but rather than admit it, he wants you to insult me.
I just had a delicious dinner, rosetta, so you can insult me. I don’t care.
probably right 😉
Vmax, my Heidi was a German Shepherd. Best dog ever. We got her from a rescue because she had been abused. The boys still talk about her.
Maxine was a half black lab/half German shorthair. She ended up looking like a very tidy lab. Good doggie. Dumb, but terribly sweet. Great with kids, except she always thought she was a puppy, and a lapdog at that, and tended to bowl over the littlest ones.
Our last dog was a huge black standard poodle. Funniest thing she ever did was steal an unopened bag of Hershey’s kisses from the top of the kitchen counter. Our backyard twinkled like a Christmas tree when the moon was out for months.
I have a German shorthair. Dumber than a box of rocks but a good dog. His name is Rufus.
Sohos, do you know where that video you, Count and your friend did for Rosetta? It’s been awhile since we’ve seen it 🙂
I will have to ask Count. I know he has it somewhere
http://detroit.craigslist.org/rnr/1096949065.html
Sean is probably drinking to insensibility in prep for our impending meeting.
Oh my God, Mesa, did you have to?
They need a bigger truck, Mesa. A much bigger truck.
that looks painful……..
Folly,
Your joke in the previous thread…were you referring to this?
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/spress/2009/03/27/democrats-and-cockroaches/
Rosetta’s best friend! http://tiny.pl/b6bd
Yes, Rudy, I was.
Rosetta’s favorite: http://tiny.pl/b6bf
MOM MCPO CALLED ME A DOG!
Hahahahaha, Sohos. That was a good one.
that 2nd one is my fave mcpo. looks so regal hahahahahaha
Rudy, have I seen you over at Threedonia?
thought it was too much of a cowinky dink.
No, I lurk mostly…here, Ace, Patterico
thought it was too much of a cowinky dink
Do you have a point you’re trying to make? I mean, other than I failed to attribute said joke to the original source?
SoHoS – In no way was that a jab at you, my beauty!!!
Anyone besides me watching “Ben Hur”??
My last GF had a English Setter, I was looking in to them. Everyone knows the Irish Setters. They are a dumb dog. I liked the german shorthairs, but now that I have had a Golden. I will always have a Golden. They have to be experienced.
However they are very social dogs they have to be part of the family. They are not a dog that you can put out in the yard and ignore. The more you ignore them the spazzyer they get. The more a part of your family they are the more mellow they are.
no, no point….do you like Big Hollywood? I don’t have it on a regular read, but I’m beginning to enjoy it more.
I know I was just playing cuz Rosie is my bff
I have seen Rudy at Ace’s
I just had a delicious dinner, rosetta, so you can insult me. I don’t care.
I have a difficult time insulting you PattyAnn you donkey loving hermaphrodite.
no, no point….do you like Big Hollywood? I don’t have it on a regular read, but I’m beginning to enjoy it more.
Yes, I like Big Hollywood. It’s a different kind of read.
Hey, who’s my BFF?
MOM YOU’RE LEAST FAVORITE BASTARD SON MCPO IS LINKING GIANT POODLES WHICH ARE THE SPAWNS OF SATAN AND HE’S MAKING ALL 19 BABY JESUSES CRY AND POOP THEIR PANTS!!!!!
xbrad??? BiW????
Nah, Xbrad generally ignores me when he isn’t insulting me and BiW is in a snit with me.
ok pills putting me under.
night all
Rude, I think I remember you from Patterico and Big Hollywood.
Ooops. Not Rude. Rudy. Apologies.
Hey, who’s my BFF?
Folly’s BFF? Anatomically correct xbrad.
http://tinyurl.com/cty86m
Folly, it should be MCPO. He’a BFF with all the other women here. He’s our very own Casanova.
Rosetta????
http://tiny.pl/b6b5
G’nite, FIGF. Tomorrow will be a better day!
PA – I’m shocked! Casanova was a cad, a debaucher! On second thought. . .
I’m Folly’s BFB.
Goodnight BBF. Sweet dreams.
What’s a BFB?
Folly, it should be MCPO. He’a BFF with all the other women here. He’s our very own
Casanovainterior decorator and hairdresser.There you go PootyAnn.
BFB?
Best Fuck Buddy.
Oh look! Rosetta wrote a song!
BFB?
Best Fuck Buddy.
Oh. Funny, I don’t remember that.
Well, I will be, as soon as we, well, you know, fuck.
xbrad, BFB*.
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* broken fuck bone
Folly and Xbrad have a fight!!!
Rosetta super hero FAIL!!!!11!!1!!!1!!
I’ve been called worse, and often
I am dissapointed I lost out to Xbrad for Follys affections
oh well I will continue to flirt with KKA till she rejects me too.
Hi KKA how have you been?
Have not seen you lately, can I give you a foot rub? Bring you a drink? Drugs?
It ain’t broken. Just very underemployed.
Bumper sticker you’ll never see on Rosetta’s vehicle.
I thought Rosetta was an attack poodle……?
Sorry, Vmax, Ashley Biden snorted up all the drugs:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03282009/news/nationalnews/friend_of_bidens_daughter_shopping_tape__161772.htm
Well, I will be, as soon as we, well, you know, fuck.
Oh. Okay.
Xbrad….if really desperate, there is always this…..
rudy, Rosetta’s petrified by big, black standard poodles.
Rosetta’s an ottoman.
So far what I’ve picked up from this thread; blah blah blah, blah blah.
PA, thanks. I used to like putting my feet up on an ottoman. Now, all I can think of is Rosy on all fours because he has a foot fetish.
Where’d I leave that brain bleach?
Hey, TI. How goes the job hunt?
Folly, it sucks ass, but I’ve got some more apps to send out.
PJM’s next bumper sticker: http://tiny.pl/b6bp
Rudy, thanks, but I forgot my velcro gloves.
Rosetta, you suck at insulting me and now RudyT knows you have a foot fetish.
I’m going to bed. Rosetta, COUNT YOUR FEET
Velcro gloves….ow, ouch, dang, ouch…dammit. Need to take them off BEFORE masturbating.
Folly, it sucks ass, but I’ve got some more apps to send out.
Sorry to hear that. Good luck. I’m supposed to hear back about a job I interviewed for a couple of weeks ago. If I don’t get that, I’ll just stick with the family law gig.
Hey rudy, how come you’ve been lurking and not commenting?
We don’t discriminate against transgentards around here.
I’m off to bed. Night everyone.
Good to know. Actually, I’ve been busy building my new sex toy…..
Yeah Folly, if something doesn’t come thru I’ll end up back at home temping until something comes up 😦
We’ll see, I haven’t heard anything from the last batch, but sometimes it takes a while.
Rosetta, you suck at insulting me and now RudyT knows you have a foot fetish.
One time PattyAnn was driving down the highway and she saw a person on the shoulder with car trouble. She didn’t turn around to help until the second exit!
Bitch.
LIGHTS OUT OKLAHOMA
Good to know. Actually, I’ve been busy building my new sex toy…..
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x3ORh7j9JPQ/R73l-TJNxyI/AAAAAAAAARQ/I-g22LjOD-8/s320/love+machine.jpg
What the fuck is that?
I mean I know it’s “pork” but still.
Dave in Texas celebrated Earth Night by sticking is small, dick-shaped appendage in a fire-ant hill.
No offense PattyAnn.
*runs away like a muhfuckah*
Hey rudy, what’s the avatar?
You in band?
“Hi KKA how have you been?
Have not seen you lately, can I give you a foot rub? Bring you a drink? Drugs?”
YOU spying on me?
DinT goes “boom”
Gotta hop in the shower, wash my naughty bits, then head out to meet SeanM. I hope he remembers his pants this time.
Bacon Maker….artificial insemination. Or as Xbrad says….Saturday Night FUN!
Rudy send us your pict and we will add you to our proof of life and even send you a password so you can see our ugly mugs
88rosetta88 at gmail dot com
or Rick750 at yahoo dot com
or any of the other admins here, but i do not know their email off the top of my head
I’m going to bed. Rosetta, COUNT YOUR FEET
Goodnight PattyAnn.
http://tinyurl.com/dgqlx2
Yeah….Rudy – T-Bone…my name, my instrument…(opens self up to instrument jokes)…and I was in the PSU Blue Band…TBone section leader back in 1986
Sorry Kornie
no spying, but I would be happy to give you a foot / back / anything you will let me rub!
Gotta hop in the shower, wash my naughty bits, then head out to meet SeanM.
Hey! You fucksticks are have a meet up? Buy each other a beer from me and then punch each other in the clown.
So, I can’t even peek in without getting caught, eh? hummmmmmm……good to know
Yeah rudy, since you de-lurked, send me a pic. We have about 30 or so pictures in our retarded family album. It’s fun.
And you can make fun of people.
I’m notoriously camera shy (or, I avoid them like the plague). I’ll try to dig one up. Last time I had a photo taken is when I moved to TX and needed a new ID for work. I see a camera, I run. Better for the camera.
Rudy is a Nittany Lion?? No wonder he’s into pigs. I’ve been to Happy Valley.
Here’s a photo of me with a neighbor’s child….
MCPO has just insulted all the wimmins in Central PA
Do not worry Rudy
Rudy – I live in Central PA!
Ignore MCPO Rudy
he is drunk on Irish
Vmax – Not drunk, I am maintaining a pleasant glow however.
well, I’m going back to bed. catch you all tomorrow…..and apparently, if I peek in, you will catch me too!!
nighters
Me Too MCPO
Me too
MCPO, I know…I’ve lurked for a while…. Just kidding. Although, there certainly are a fair share of “porkers” in Center County….
G’nite KKA
I miss you
I myself am indulging in a little Bushmills….
Here’s a photo of me with a neighbor’s child….
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x3ORh7j9JPQ/R8AH3TJNx0I/AAAAAAAAARg/J–OnhqpgNI/s1600-h/nice.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s a great pic. Rudy, if you makes you feel any better, MCPO looks like he was hit in the face with a sack of ice picks and hammers.
Ouch…how much damage to the ice picks and hammers?
Ouch…how much damage to the ice picks and hammers?
The ice picks all broke off in his fat head. Here’s his pic.
http://tinyurl.com/bpepc5
Plus the guy needs a fucking tan. Whitey.
MCPO looks like he
was hit in the face with a sack of ice picks and hammersis my older brother.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risaldar-Major
Good night all
V
Hey Rosetta, I think we should be the “best advice for children” in the “teh funny” section.
Rudy, how long have you been lurking? The picture of you is good, I just don’t like where you put your hands.
Night, Vmax!
Vmax, what was that link fer?
MCPO looks like he
was hit in the face with a sack of ice picks and hammersis my older brother.When Mrs. Rosetta said I’m going to look like you in 70 years, that was the only time I’ve ever hit her with a brick.
Did you shave your head yet, Gaylord?
G’nite, Vmax.
this sucks
http://tinyurl.com/chb2kg
Rosie – Still sticking with the #1. Once every 3 days. Mrs. MCPO is having trouble adjusting.
Rudy were you a band geek? And if so, did I ever cram you in your locker?
Nite Vmaximus. Thanks for the Max tribute. You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
Should we do a new joke thread? I’m getting ready to switch from beer to vodka which will unlock the demented part of my brain.
Anyone?
Beuhler?
this sucks
That rabbit is fucking pissed.
Rosie – I’m off to sleepy land in a few. I’ll be dreaming of Mare in all of her glorious MILFiness.
Yes.
Band Geek, yes. Been lurking for a few years… Ever crammed into a locker? No. Lower brass players are generally considered to be “more cool” than the average band geek, therefore, we suffered fewer of the indignities.
MCPO, if you dream about Mare I will hunt you down and kill you. SHE’S MINE!!!!!
Cougar.
Rudy, want to do a joke thread?
Rudy, when I meet you at a Hostage get together I’m cramming you somewhere.
Goodnight, MCPO!
All right here are three joke thread theme choices.
Worst Baby Names
Worst Video Games
Worst Casserole Names
Mare, you choose and I will put up a new post.
Love to, but I’m going to pack it in soon. Almost finished my drink and need to be somewhat presentable tomorrow. Cub Scout meetings.
Rosetta, I kind of like the casserole names and if not that, baby names.
Well I’m glad you decided the join the fun Rudy. I remember you from Ace and you always had good funneh.
Don’t be shy around here.
Mare,
My imagination runs wild with primal emotions. Lust and Fear. This will be a classic Fight or Flight response.
Mare, I think casserole names will be good.
Please make me an Old Fashioned and by the time you’re back I will have a new post up for the joke thread.
Would you like some nachos also?
MCPO, if you dream about Mare I will hunt you down and kill you. SHE’S MINE!!!!!
Cougar.
Rosie, you two-timing bitch!
Don’t run Rudy, you know everyone here has a heart of gold.
What made you delurk?
Tat, I’m glad you’re here for the new joke thread.
G’nite, lurkers, smirkers and chain jerkers!
Not really sure why…y’all feel like good peeps and I felt comfortable enough to do it. It seems to be a fairly tight knit bunch…I like that.
Gonna go buy b-rad some beers. If you don’t hear from me by tomorrow, AVENGE MY DEATH!!!
Cassidy, punch xbrad in the face for me.
Rosie, you two-timing bitch!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! You’re my shoe girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! You’re my shoe girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!
Shoe had better be code for first and bestest.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! You’re my shoe girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!
Secondary
Hospitable
Orifice
Entrypoint
He’s just using you Tat!
Sean M, bring back some good hobo huntin’ tales.