Worst Crayola Crayon Colors

Have you ever realized what an odd name “Crayola Crayons” is?  It’s close to “Klingola Klingons.  Wanna see what too much time on your hands looks like?

No BiW, you aren’t supposed to shove those up your ass even though you used them to highlight your Ranken Law School textbooks.

Do you remember the kids that brought those huge crayons to class…the ones with the smooth edge so they wouldn’t roll off the desk?  I’m pretty sure those kids ended up joining band, playing saxophone and getting their ass kicked a lot.

P. Diddy says bring tey funny or die.   And don’t be racist, cranky…

August 9, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, Blue Man Group, Chubs, booze, ghey, man-lesbians, mesadick, purple haze, unicorns . . Author: Rosetta

323 Comments

  1. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:08 pm

    Shit brindle brown

  2. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:09 pm

    Masochistic mauve

  3. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:10 pm

    Hey MCPO! You were First Forest Green!!!!11!

  4. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:10 pm

    Crying Cream

  5. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:10 pm

    Buffalo Bill Blue*

    *Silence of the Lambs reference

  6. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:10 pm

    Adopted Amber

  7. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:11 pm

    Molested Mauve

  8. Comment by mesablue on August 9, 2008 8:11 pm

    Time o’ the month — http://www.fresh99.com/funny-crayon-colors.htm

  9. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:11 pm

    Egregious Ecru

  10. Comment by mesablue on August 9, 2008 8:12 pm

    Silky Pony Pink

  11. Comment by mesablue on August 9, 2008 8:13 pm

    Puke Orange

  12. Comment by mesablue on August 9, 2008 8:13 pm

    Beijing Brown

  13. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:13 pm

    Baby Edwards Black(mail)

  14. Comment by mesablue on August 9, 2008 8:13 pm

    Pus Puce

  15. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 8:14 pm

    burnt flesh brown

  16. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:15 pm

    Silence of the Lambs reference

    Hey MCPO, I don’t remember when you started hanging out here but here is a fun Silence of the Lambs inspired song that I posted a few months ago.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw

    Fun.

  17. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:15 pm

    Chicom Chalk Outline

  18. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:16 pm

    Baby Edwards Black(mail)

    Hahahahaha.

  19. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:17 pm

    Asian Yellow

    RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:17 pm

    Affirmitive Action Black

    RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:18 pm

    Rosetta – Good song. . . just the right note of total creepiness.

    Racist Rose

  22. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:19 pm

    Karmic Kumquat

  23. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:20 pm

    Pus Puce

    I’m ambivalent on this one.

    (A) It’s funny as shit, however

    (B) You know that puce is a color

    QUEER EYE FOR THE UNEMPLOYED GUY FAIL!!!!!!!!141!!

  24. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:22 pm

    GODAMMIT!!!! Green

  25. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:23 pm

    Young Boy Blue

  26. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:24 pm

    Stink ‘N Pink

  27. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:25 pm

    You’re-Going-To-Live-With-Your-Uncle-In-Oklahoma-For-A-Few-Months Gray

  28. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:25 pm

    Motherless Maroon

  29. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:26 pm

    Balls Blue

  30. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:26 pm

    Motherless Maroon

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  31. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:27 pm

    Behind-In-The-Rent Red

  32. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:28 pm

    Tantric-Sex Tan

  33. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:29 pm

    Azzhole Azure

  34. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:30 pm

    Numbnuts Navy

  35. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:31 pm

    2 Girls 1 Cup Brown

  36. Comment by cranky on August 9, 2008 8:32 pm

    Obama.

  37. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:33 pm

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!

    RACIST!!!!!!

  38. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:34 pm

    Bukkake-Blonde Yellow

  39. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:34 pm

    Cutter Coral

  40. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:35 pm

    Mangina Magenta

  41. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:35 pm

    Code Pink

  42. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:37 pm

    A-Monster-Lives-Under-Your-Bed Brown

  43. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:39 pm

    Tummy Tuck Tangerine

  44. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 8:39 pm

    Time to change the sheets Cream

  45. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 8:40 pm

    Dirty undies umber…

  46. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 8:40 pm

    road rash red

  47. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 8:40 pm

    tummy tuck drain bag pink

  48. Comment by PattyAnn on August 9, 2008 8:41 pm

    mesa blue

    heh

  49. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:42 pm

    HELLO!!!

    *echo HELLO!!!*

    Dammit….alone again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

  50. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:43 pm

    Time to change the sheets Cream Brown

  51. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 8:43 pm

    now new swirl colors

    ingrown toenail pink and white

  52. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:45 pm

    mesa blue

    heh

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn’t even get that one.

    HI PARTYANN!!!!!

  53. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:46 pm

    Morton’s Toe Tan

  54. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:46 pm

    CardinalsClubCubs Black n’ Blue

  55. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 8:46 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6RqcEuxY_Q
    the only good alone again song…………….ever

  56. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:46 pm

    Widow Black

  57. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 8:48 pm

    Spilt Milk Earns You The Belt Again Black & Blue Swirl Crayola Crayon™

  58. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:49 pm

    Brett Favre Packer Jet Green

  59. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:49 pm

    sputum green

  60. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:50 pm

    Brett Favre Packer Jet Green

    That’s cold, dude.

  61. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 8:51 pm

    Mt. Everest Gangreen

  62. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:51 pm

    Brewfan-Laura-Ingraham-Wedding White

  63. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:52 pm

    That’s cold, dude.

    Hahahahaha!

  64. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:53 pm

    Tickle-Me-Elmo-Blood Red

  65. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:53 pm

    Did I ever tell you about the time Laura Ingraham asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt?

    I screwed her 4 times and slapped her upside the head.

  66. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:55 pm

    Sunburned Zebra Red, White & Blue

  67. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:55 pm

    Dammit. Black and White and Read all over.

  68. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:56 pm

    Can I pwn the recent comments?

  69. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:56 pm

    maybe

  70. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:56 pm

    Getting closer

  71. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:57 pm

    a couple more to go

  72. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:57 pm

    Uh Oh

  73. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:57 pm

    FAIL!!!

  74. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:57 pm

    Mr. WordPress is getting worried. Slow down, he says

  75. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 8:58 pm

    Bastige!!!!11!!!!1

  76. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 8:58 pm

    Brewfan is disqualified for failure to give a color on his comments

    FAIL Fawn

  77. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 8:59 pm

    Brewfan,

    When you went off on Laura Ingraham for her ridiculing Favre, that was fucking hilarious.

  78. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 9:00 pm

    Rosetta Roseola!

  79. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:00 pm

    Harvard-educated Henna

  80. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:01 pm

    Can I pwn the recent comments?

    Thread theme FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

  81. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:01 pm

    Yale failure Yellow

  82. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:02 pm

    Mule Skinner Blue(s)

  83. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 9:02 pm

    When you went off on Laura Ingraham for her ridiculing Favre, that was fucking hilarious.

    With all that has gone on recently there are times I’ve thought to myself, “Laura was right”. But then the acid flashback subsided and I realized she was still a stupid beyotch.

  84. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:04 pm

    Mule Skinner Blue(s)

    I know that song and it’s excellent.

    + 2,000 points

  85. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 9:04 pm

    BrewFail Beige

  86. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:04 pm

    How many touchdowns has Laura Ingraham thrown?!?

  87. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:04 pm

    Beatles Album White

  88. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 9:06 pm

    Barry White

  89. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 9:08 pm

    Betty White (has a hint of blue)

  90. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:08 pm

    Martini Olive Green

  91. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:09 pm

    Barry White

  92. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:10 pm

    That-Time Of-Month Red

  93. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:10 pm

    Blue Oyster Cult Blue

  94. Comment by PattyAnn on August 9, 2008 9:11 pm

    “BrewFail Beige”

    No, no, t’s BrewFan Purple. Don’t ask.

  95. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 9:11 pm

    Barry White

    rosetta ricky retardo red

    check my comment @ 9:06

  96. Comment by PattyAnn on August 9, 2008 9:12 pm

    Ron White Black

  97. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 9:13 pm

    Spill it, PartyAnn. Wanna hear the story.

    PartyAnn periwinkle.

  98. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:13 pm

    Sofa King Wee Todd Red

  99. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 9:15 pm

    PattyAnn, shush! Let’s keep it our secret…

  100. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:19 pm

    Sofa King Wee Todd Red

    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHQHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZHAaklsdjfhliawueia!!!!!!

    That’s one of the best ever, MCPO!!!!

    pajama momma, give him a free diaper change!!!

  101. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:19 pm

    Gold Digger

  102. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:19 pm

    Solid Gold

  103. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:21 pm

    Donkey Punch Dodger Blue

  104. Comment by PattyAnn on August 9, 2008 9:21 pm

    Don’t Askt; Don’t Tell Pink

  105. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:21 pm

    Indigo Girls

  106. Comment by PattyAnn on August 9, 2008 9:23 pm

    Wiser Periwrinkle

  107. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:23 pm

    Rape Test Red

  108. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:23 pm

    PattyAnn Purple People Eater

  109. Comment by PattyAnn on August 9, 2008 9:23 pm

    Tip Taupe

  110. Comment by BrewFan on August 9, 2008 9:24 pm

    Ben Sheets Electric Bugaloo Curve Ball White

  111. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:24 pm

    Peppermint PattyAnn

  112. Comment by PattyAnn on August 9, 2008 9:25 pm

    Disco drool

  113. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 9:26 pm

    Vitamin Piss Green

    Dirty Mop Water Grey

  114. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:26 pm

    Uppity Orange

  115. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:26 pm

    Arrogant Aubergine

  116. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 9:27 pm

    Mexican Blonde

    Sun-In Brass

  117. Tehnicolor Yawn

  118. Projectile Vomit

  119. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:28 pm

    Disco drool

    That’s the worst ever.

    *Tazes PattyAnn*

  120. Nair Accident

  121. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 9:29 pm

    I Only See Shades of Grey, I’m Not Racist Black & White Swirl Crayola Crayon™

  122. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 9:29 pm

    Pregnancy test blue

  123. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 9:30 pm

    Pregnancy test blue

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    *cough

    er, um

    what?

  124. Comment by Rosetta on August 9, 2008 9:31 pm

    ADHD BLUEGREENYELLOWREDBROWNBLACKlet’sgoridebicycles.

  125. Used Toilet Paper

  126. Comment by PattyAnn on August 9, 2008 9:32 pm

    “Peppermint PattyAnn”

    That one’s so OLD Rosetta’s tazer ricocheted from me to his groin or groinette.

  127. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 9:33 pm

    Afterbirth Burgundy

    Inflamed Hemmorhoid Purple

  128. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:34 pm

    Violent Man-Lesbian Violet

  129. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 9:35 pm

    Gonorrhea Green

  130. Comment by pajama momma on August 9, 2008 9:37 pm

    Cranky Cream

  131. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:38 pm

    chlamydia rash red

  132. Tanning Bed Malfunction

  133. Facial Gutter Grime

  134. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:42 pm

    Daddy’s Fingers Rose

  135. Orchard Placenta (A limited edition color in honor of Mathew McConeghey)

  136. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 9:55 pm

    Keep on Living Lavender

  137. Comment by vmaximus on August 9, 2008 9:57 pm

    baby shit brown

  138. French Tickler Pink

  139. Comment by vmaximus on August 9, 2008 10:00 pm

    Deep ocean blue

    Pacific ocean blue

    red grouper at 80′ red

  140. Where is everyone?

  141. Comment by cranky on August 9, 2008 10:06 pm

    John Edwards Paternity Suit Purple

    Cranky Cream? I haven’t done anything inappropriate for several hours. At least.

    I think.

  142. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 10:07 pm

    I am here, Oh Whacked-out looking Alien Presence.

  143. Comment by vmaximus on August 9, 2008 10:10 pm

    I am here too wondering where everyone is too

  144. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 10:11 pm

    Navy Blew

  145. Comment by cranky on August 9, 2008 10:12 pm

    Gangrene Green

  146. Comment by cranky on August 9, 2008 10:12 pm

    Maggoty Mauve

  147. Comment by vmaximus on August 9, 2008 10:13 pm

    Ass Fault grey

  148. Comment by vmaximus on August 9, 2008 10:14 pm

    cranky crepe?

  149. Cranky Cream? I haven’t done anything inappropriate for several hours. At least.

    I think.

    Doesn’t that make it Lumpy Cranky Cream?

  150. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 10:15 pm

    Mexican Heroin Brown

  151. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 10:16 pm

    Orange Julie Ass

  152. “Real” Redhead

  153. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 9, 2008 10:20 pm

    “Breaking” Burgundy

  154. What? DO I have to promise to be nice to Rosetta to get him to come back and play some more?

  155. Grass Stained Knees

  156. Comment by vmaximus on August 9, 2008 10:39 pm

    Hahaha Xbrad!

    BIW,
    Redhead’s are my weakness!

    Colline McDermott Red

  157. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 10:40 pm

    Rosetta Gay Gray

  158. Comment by vmaximus on August 9, 2008 10:42 pm

    That sweet sweet Irish red.

  159. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 10:49 pm

    Accapulco Gold

  160. “Carpets match the drapes” Blond.

  161. Gutter Grime Face

  162. Comment by xbradtc on August 9, 2008 11:12 pm

    Thai Tranny Tan

  163. Two Week Drunk

  164. Comment by mesablue on August 10, 2008 2:45 am

    FAIL!!!!!!!!141!!

    Heh, I almost choked on my cheetos.

    Hostages and minions are getting too good at this kind of thing, I’m laughing my ass off.

    Ace o’ Spades and IB need to pay us royalties for stealing their schtick and making it much more teh funny.

    Except for Brewfan.

    Oh, and wiserbud.

    Has Wiser actually posted anything in the last six months?

    And yes, I’m picking on him while he can’t defend himself — he can’t delete it this way.

    *all in fun, no one get their knickers in a bunch.

  165. Comment by mesablue on August 10, 2008 2:48 am

    Army REMF Raven.

  166. Comment by mesablue on August 10, 2008 2:51 am

    Accapulco Gold

    Kakapulco Brown

  167. Comment by mesablue on August 10, 2008 2:54 am

    I’m ambivalent on this one.

    No.

    You are in awe of it’s simple beauty.

    That’s how I roll.

    Elegance or mass destruction.

  168. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 7:31 am

    Orange Julie Ass

    That’s good!

  169. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 7:33 am

    Al Bundy Ferguson Bowl Brown

  170. Comment by Muslihoon on August 10, 2008 10:23 am

    Al Bundy in subbed in Turkish? Talk about weird.

    Penis pink. (Sharpen it once; if you sharpen it again, there’ll be nothing left.)

  171. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 11:35 am

    I know Musli. I thought it might be Turkish. You’ve confirmed it. I only remember two phrases and maybe one word: Very bad, Very good, and sir.

  172. Comment by Muslihoon on August 10, 2008 12:08 pm

    The Turkish language is very interesting, and very different. It shares many similarities with Mongolian (mong’ghol khel).

    Turkic and Mong’ghol languages exist in a swathe from Mongolia in the east to Turkey in the west, showing not only the path, as it were, of the Mong’ghol hordes but also that many of these peoples are foreigners. So, for example, the Mong’ghols displaced the original inhabitants of Anatolia, replacing them with what would later become Turkic peoples.

    I appreciated your insight into Turks, cranky.

  173. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:23 pm

    What? DO I have to promise to be nice to Rosetta to get him to come back and play some more?

    Sorry to leave you hanging last night, BiW. My presence was required elsewhere. This was good:

    “Carpets match the drapes” Blond.

    Hahahahahaha.

  174. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:25 pm

    Tanning Bed Malfunction

    Hahahahahaha.

    MCPO, you were EN FUEGO last night!!! Funny as shit.

  175. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:26 pm

    Black Baby Jesus Brown

  176. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:27 pm

    Midget-on-ottoman orange

  177. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:27 pm

    Jeff

  178. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:29 pm

    BILLY MAYS OXYPERIWINKLE!!!!!11

  179. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:30 pm

    Muslihoon Maroon

    (Most hated crayon in the box)

    Hey M’oon, how was the concert?

  180. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:31 pm

    Freecreditreport.yellow

  181. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:32 pm

    Vodka Club Soda Lime

  182. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:33 pm

    Goldenrod Van Hugendong

  183. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:34 pm

    Dark Green

    RACIST!!!!!!

  184. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:35 pm

    Who The Fuck Burnt Sienna?

  185. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:45 pm

    PattyAnn Brown

  186. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:46 pm

    Ron Burgundy

  187. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:48 pm

    Aborted Baby Blue

  188. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 12:52 pm

    Beauregard, Violet

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNm1kfxlNJQ

  189. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 1:01 pm

    French Canadian Yellow

  190. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 1:04 pm

    Infected Pus Yellow

  191. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 1:05 pm

    Pink Panther Blue

  192. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 1:05 pm

    FAIL!! Blue

  193. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 1:25 pm

    Thread killer Creme

  194. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 1:48 pm

    Pepto Bismol Poop

  195. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:04 pm

    Floyd Pink

  196. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 2:15 pm

    Troll Torquoise

  197. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 2:15 pm

    Liberal Lavender

  198. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 2:16 pm

    Multicultural Magenta

  199. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 2:21 pm

    Fuckface Fuchsia

    /thread

  200. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 2:24 pm

    Tanning Bed Malfunction

    Hahahahahaha.

    MCPO, you were EN FUEGO last night!!! Funny as shit.

    C3PO was funni last night, but direct the credit where credit is due, man-lesbian.

  201. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 2:25 pm

    Pearl Necklace

  202. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 2:26 pm

    Pin-up Stimulation

  203. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 2:31 pm

    Period Purple

    Blueballs Blue

  204. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:32 pm

    C3PO was funni last night, but direct the credit where credit is due, man-lesbian.

    Okay.

    Excellent job, Rosetta. Your comments are, by far, the funniest.

  205. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:35 pm

    Ogre Ochre

  206. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:37 pm

    There is actually a color “eggplant”.

    RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

  207. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 2:38 pm

    Jew Jade

  208. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:39 pm

    Motherfucker Mauve

  209. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:40 pm

    Coral Sex

  210. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 2:43 pm

    Motorcycle Crash

  211. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:43 pm

    Girl On Taupe

  212. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 2:44 pm

    Stomach Pump

  213. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:44 pm

    Pain

  214. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 2:45 pm

    Waterlogged Visqueen-Wrapped Cadaver

  215. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 2:46 pm

    Rattlesnake Venom

  216. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:46 pm

    Anonymous Unprotected Sex

  217. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:52 pm

    Visqueen

    Nice one. I had to look that up.

    + 500 points

  218. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 2:53 pm

    Foster Home Gray

  219. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 2:59 pm

    Crack whore Gray

  220. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 3:01 pm

    Special Reservoir Dogs Subset: Mr. Pink, Mr. White, Mr. Brown, Mr. Black…

  221. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 3:06 pm

    Does the Ron Burgundy talk? “Stay classy, Hostages”

  222. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 3:06 pm

    Raw Foreskin

  223. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 3:15 pm

    Bushbaby Black

  224. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 3:16 pm

    Union layabout Lavender

  225. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 3:22 pm

    PJ’s Smeared Mascara Chocolate Brown

  226. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 3:23 pm

    PattyAnn’s Torn Pantyhose Tan

  227. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 3:27 pm

    Ass-fault Black

  228. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 3:28 pm

    NiceDeb’s Crescent Moon White

  229. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 3:28 pm

    Mime

  230. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 3:28 pm

    Did a birthday post get missed?

  231. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 3:29 pm

    Mime After the Retarded Policeman Beats Him Down

  232. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 3:34 pm

    WP Foil

  233. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 3:35 pm

    yeah, it looks like steve’s b-day was missed

    happy birthday, steve in hb

  234. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 3:40 pm

    Yeah, now Rosetta will have to buy him ahooker or something to make up for it.

  235. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 3:41 pm

    Post Birthday Hangover Puce

  236. Comment by PattyAnn on August 10, 2008 3:43 pm

    “PattyAnn’s Torn Pantyhose Tan”

    Never ever trust a woman who wears pantyhose. She has no brains.

  237. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 3:43 pm

    Isn’t steve in hb a lawyer? Maybe he should sue for intentional infliction of emotional distress.

    Ass-fault black is a repeat Master Chief.

  238. Comment by PattyAnn on August 10, 2008 3:43 pm

    Happy Birthday, Steve in HB. Where the hell are you and where have you been?

  239. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 3:44 pm

    PattyAnn is a garters and hose kind of lady.

    HAWT!!!!

  240. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 3:45 pm

    This Crayon Story seems appropriate:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUkRPxiSGgE

  241. Comment by PattyAnn on August 10, 2008 3:46 pm

    I’m sorry if I got your hopes up, cranky, but I’m really just a naked kind of lady.

  242. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 3:48 pm

    PattyAnn is a gardens and hoes kind of lady.

    fixed

    What?

    She has a green thumb.

  243. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 3:49 pm

    Naked is good.

    {{{Wayne’s World Schwiiinnnggggggggggggggggggg}}}

  244. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 3:50 pm

    Pasty White Cracker Wax Butt.

  245. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 3:50 pm

    This is what happens when you play this game while sober:

    Bob is wiser.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZdk4RMR14k

  246. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:05 pm

    BiW – Major Humor Fail Brick

  247. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:07 pm

    PattyAnn’s Torn Panties Purple

  248. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:07 pm

    Rosetta’s Lesbian Lipstick Lilac

  249. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:08 pm

    Happy Birthday, Steve in HB. Where the hell are you and where have you been?

    I didn’t forget about him. I just figured I would skip him since he’s been AWOL for the last few months.

    Hopefully he’s been absent for good reasons.

  250. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:08 pm

    Xbradtc’s Army Grunt Green

  251. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:09 pm

    BiW – Major Humor Fail Brick

    Hahahahahaha.

    Sabbath Black

  252. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:10 pm

    MCPO Diaper Green

  253. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 4:12 pm

    Color Me Disappointed Crayola Collection™

  254. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:26 pm

    Flaming Retard Red

  255. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:27 pm

    Put A Shirt On Your Kid Yellow

  256. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:27 pm

    MCPO Diaper Gold

    Fixed that for ya, rosetta!

  257. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 4:28 pm

    Put A Shirt On Your Kid Yellow

    HAHAHAHAHA
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    bastard

  258. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:30 pm

    Terminal Brain Cancer

  259. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 4:32 pm

    From the Color Me Disappointed Collection™

    He Stood Me Up Blues

    He Stood Me Up Again Crimson Red Blush

    He’s Out With Another Girl Green Eyed Monster

  260. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:33 pm

    Put A Shirt On Your Kid Yellow

    HAHAHAHAHA

    I thought you would like that one.

  261. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:34 pm

    Vagina: It’s Not A Clown Car Pink

  262. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:34 pm

    Whitesnake

  263. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:38 pm

    Snort-Blow-Off-A-Dead-Hooker’s-Ass Periwinkle

  264. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:39 pm

    Baboon Ass Red

  265. Comment by Robert on August 10, 2008 4:40 pm

    RIP Isaac Hayes – CNN reported he passed away.

  266. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 4:40 pm

    Vagina: It’s Not A Clown Car Pink

    I am sooo sick of people saying that! The vagina is TOO a clown car!!!!1!!!!!!!

  267. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:41 pm

    Porn Is A Good Career Choice Light Green

  268. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:42 pm

    Isaac Hayes Dancing with Zenu Blue

  269. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:42 pm

    Isaac Hayes Chocolate Salty Balls Brown

  270. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 4:43 pm

    Monica Lewinsky Dress Blue

  271. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:44 pm

    Put an Extra Stitch in for the Husband Red

  272. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 4:45 pm

    Put an Extra Stitch in for the Husband Red

    HAHAHAHA!

  273. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:45 pm

    Old Woman in the Shoe Cordovan

  274. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:48 pm

    Sieg Heil! Turquoise

  275. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:50 pm

    I Swear I’m Not Gay Hot Pink

  276. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:53 pm

    Air Force Medic Sky Blue Pink

  277. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 4:55 pm

    Bitter Brown

  278. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 4:56 pm

    Prostate Problem Piss Pink

  279. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 4:58 pm

    Listen! I AM NOT GAY!! Chartreuse

  280. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 5:00 pm

    Mandingo Indigo

  281. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 5:02 pm

    Your Mom Is A Slut

  282. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 5:02 pm

    Me Thinks You Protest Too Much Purple

  283. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 5:06 pm

    You are correct. I decided to come out on a thread about Crayons.

  284. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 5:09 pm

    Freddie Mercury Was Totally NOT Gay Fuchsia

  285. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 5:09 pm

    You are correct. I decided to come out on a thread about Crayons.

    You are correct. I decided to come out on a thread about Crayons Orange

    fixed that for you

  286. Comment by MCPO Airdale on August 10, 2008 5:10 pm

    Out of the Closet Green

  287. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 5:16 pm

    Ass Penny Copper

  288. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 5:17 pm

    Orange

  289. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 5:44 pm

    Corona Lime

  290. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 5:50 pm

    Yes please

  291. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 5:58 pm

    I got 24 of them. Can’t drink them all myself, I’d be glad to get you one.

  292. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 5:59 pm

    School starts on the 25th. I’m taking a little more than a full load and I’m scared.

  293. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 5:59 pm

    Liver Failure Yellow

  294. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 6:01 pm

    Just remember your crayons and play nice with the other kids, PJ, especially if they call you old. A better grade is the best revenge. You’ll do fine.

  295. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 6:02 pm

    I’m taking a little more than a full load…

    More?

    Yeah, I’d be scared, too. What, like 5 courses?

    Why so much?

  296. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 6:03 pm

    I need to get moving on things in my life bart. I’m reminded of this daily.

  297. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 6:04 pm

    . A better grade is the best revenge

    I get quite a bite of pleasure from screwing up the curve for everyone and I eat paste.

  298. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 6:04 pm

    Hope & Change

    (it’s al the colors mixed together to form a happy, peaceful, tolerant, and diverse crayon)

  299. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 6:10 pm

    (it’s al the colors mixed together to form a happy, peaceful, tolerant, and diverse crayon)

    Let me guess. It looks really unremarkable on paper, just like most socialist regimes do in real life?

  300. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 6:11 pm

    it’s al the colors mixed together

    does that make the color black?

  301. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 6:14 pm

    Flaming Homo Orange

  302. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 6:14 pm

    Squished Road Worker Red

  303. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 6:15 pm

    Drug Test Failure Purple

  304. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 6:16 pm

    Violated Sphincter Brown, with Spotty Red Flakes

  305. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 7:21 pm

    Black Plague

  306. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 7:25 pm

    Smegma Yellow

  307. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 7:26 pm

    Cucka

  308. Comment by cranky on August 10, 2008 7:26 pm

    Surrender the Pink Vajayjay

  309. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 7:32 pm

    Blood Splatter Red

  310. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 7:34 pm

    Roundchick

    (only available in the jumbo-sized crayon boxes)

  311. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 7:36 pm

    Hahahahahaha.

    I’m glad you keep bringing that up, Bart.

    It cracks me up everytime.

  312. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 7:38 pm

    beat-a-joke-to-death-bart brown

  313. Comment by Bart on August 10, 2008 7:39 pm

    mesa blue

  314. Comment by pajama momma on August 10, 2008 7:48 pm

    Cry Me A River Yellow Onion™

    *new scented crayon

  315. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 7:57 pm

    Oh, if we are going for scented…

    Last thing cooked in the microwave (The crayon world’s answer to mirage paint)

  316. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 7:58 pm

    Sweat-drenched formunda white (it stinks and its glossy)

  317. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 7:58 pm

    Group Man Blue

  318. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 8:00 pm

    The Prison Edition has Pink Sock Pink (with a free donkey punch for every use)

  319. Comment by Rosetta on August 10, 2008 8:05 pm

    Agent Orange

  320. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on August 10, 2008 8:05 pm

    Enema

  321. Comment by Festus on August 10, 2008 8:21 pm

    Pajama Momma “taking a little more than a full load and I’m scared” Brown Scented Candles(insert trademark thing here).

  322. Comment by Pupster on August 10, 2008 8:24 pm

    Taint Taupe

  323. Comment by network cabling on August 12, 2008 1:02 pm

    wow thats actually pretty awesome, I might try someday, I get bored alot

    -HOTAA