worst car names thread

Fartman. It’s Saturday Night, What Do You Expect?

March 1, 2008
Categories: Poo flinging monkeys, Tards, personal junk, teh funny . . Author: pajama momma

249 Comments

  1. Comment by nicedeb on March 1, 2008 11:10 pm

    I get a message that says the video is no longer available.

    ….And I was so looking forward to it……looked real promising….

  2. Comment by sohos on March 1, 2008 11:57 pm

    What do I get for second?????

  3. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 12:02 am

    Ok, the video you’ve all been waiting for is now working. Enjoy. :)

  4. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 1:22 am

    Is there a high-brow blog award? If so I really hope we win it this year!

    Wish upon a STAR!!11!

  5. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 1:28 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We rock! We are classy! WOOT! WOOT!

    BOOOYAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

  6. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 1:37 am

    We have class shooting out of our ASS!

    *takes sip of 1787 Chateau Lafite Bordeaux*

  7. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 1:43 am

    Ewwwwww, 1787? You disgust me, you pig!

  8. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 1:47 am

    Hahahaha. Isn’t it past your bedtime Grandpa?

  9. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 1:51 am

    I always get up at this time to …..ummmmm…… make sure the light is out in the bathroom.

    Yeah, that’s why.

    Working on that “Gad, do I regret this week’s lousy BBF post!” drunk tonight?

  10. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 1:54 am

    No. I’m online trying to figure what that picture was that you posted last Friday.

    Seriously. What was that?

  11. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 1:55 am

    It was a basketball holder wiserbud invented.

  12. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 1:57 am

    I just want to see if I can stay up long enough to catch drunkmesablue.

    He’s like a giant vampire leprechaun.

  13. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 1:58 am

    Oh I tricked you by posting a youtube video didn’t I?

  14. Comment by mrs wiserbud on March 2, 2008 1:59 am

    WHO TURNED THE GODAMMED LIGHT OFF IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!

  15. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 1:59 am

    it was …..hypnotic, wasn’t it? So beautiful, it keeps you up at night, huh?

    Even keeping you up PJM? WTF?

    Or did you just wake up because it was time for the baby’s late night feeding?

    And by “baby,” I mean your monstrously huge gut.

  16. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 1:59 am

    sorry, dear.

    Oh, and I left the seat…..

    {{{splash}}}}

    up.

    g’night!

  17. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:02 am

    wiserbud, who would win in a food fight, you or pajama momma?

  18. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:03 am

    And by “baby,” I mean your monstrously huge gut.

    You’re a feisty bastard this time of night aren’t you? Whattsa mattah you eh?

  19. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:03 am

    He would win because I would eat the food

  20. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:04 am

    Well, I sincerely doubt that PJM would actually throw food away from her mouth, so I have to figure I would be at a significant advantage.

  21. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:05 am

    I already said you’d win jackhole

  22. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:06 am

    Does AoSHQ even work anymore?

    That video of the magician and the devil having gay love…I had a good wiserbud / Bob Munck comment but I can’t get that POS site up.

    Why is that the only site that I go to that has constant problems? I’ve been to ottoman sites that can handle more traffic.

  23. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:06 am

    see?

    Plus, I can actually move without a forklift, so I have that going for me.

    So, Rosetta, who would win in a drinking contest between you and mesa? And why, when I ask that, do I picture that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark with you playing the Karen Allen part? And Mesa too.

  24. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:07 am

    Why is that the only site that I go to that has constant problems

    What does that even mean?

  25. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:08 am

    it works for me.

    I think Munck’s been banned, btw. Or he;s dead from old age. Either way, I haven;t seen him around in a while

  26. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:09 am

    Let’s stay on here until mesa gets home and posts a video of some guy getting hit in the nuts.

    mesa gets no attention anymore.

  27. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:09 am

    And do ottoman porn sites really get that much traffic? really?

  28. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:10 am

    Mesablue – The America’s Funniest Home Videos of the Blogosphere.

  29. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:12 am

    So, Rosetta, who would win in a drinking contest between you and mesa?

    I would win only because I’m younger than mesa.

    Plus he’s a pussy.

  30. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:12 am

    it works for me

    Wait………was that directed at me? Well you can just, TURN BLUE!! hhhmmmph!

  31. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:13 am

    Actually I don’t think he’s a pussy but that will make for better comments later.

  32. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:15 am

    He does find funny videos before anyone else.

    I wonder if he really killed Wickedpinto. I’m pretty sure yes.

  33. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:16 am

    Plus he’s a pussy.

    Yeah! Let’s ban his ass!!11!111!OBIWAN!!11!1

  34. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:17 am

    rosetta’s pussin out on calling mesa a pussy

  35. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:17 am

    Hahahaha. Obiwan.

  36. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:18 am

    Wait………was that directed at me? Well you can just, TURN BLUE!! hhhmmmph!

    Okay, and let’s ban PJM for being too drunk to read the blog completely.

    Although, it is nice to have some chicks around here who are …ya know…. “good” stupid.

  37. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:19 am

    Oh nevermind. I get it………….wait, what?

    I AM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID

  38. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:20 am

    Hahahaha. Obiwan.

    Yeah, I been saving that one.

  39. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:20 am

    wow and you used it on this thread huh?

  40. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:20 am

    So, PJ, want to hear the best knock knock joke ever?

  41. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:21 am

    you betcha, go for it wiserbud

  42. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:22 am

    I’m waiting

  43. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:22 am

    still waiting

  44. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:22 am

    hum dee dum, dee dum

  45. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:22 am

    you start

  46. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:22 am

    doo doo doo

  47. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:22 am

    So, PJ, want to hear the best knock knock joke ever?

    You go ahead. I won’t listen.

  48. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:23 am

    dammit fine

    Knock, knock

  49. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:23 am

    Who’s there?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:23 am

    you really should include rosetta that wasn’t very nice wiserbud

  51. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:24 am

    Ok I still do not get that knock knock joke

  52. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:24 am

    oh, he probably wouldn;t get it anyway

  53. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:24 am

    you don;t get that?

  54. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:24 am

    um, yeah, it’s rosetta that won’t get it……….I totally got it

  55. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:24 am

    no how would i get that?

  56. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:25 am

    try it on somebody once. Watch their face when you say “who;s there?”

  57. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:25 am

    Why did the chicken cross the toad?

  58. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:26 am

    geez, now I feel bad.
    Sorry rosetta.

    You want to hear a great knock knock joke, rosetta?

  59. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:26 am

    Oh I see, they’re going to look at me like WTF?? because they don’t know where to take the joke next? Is that it?

  60. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:26 am

    Why did the chicken cross the toad?

  61. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:27 am

    wiserbud,

    ‘ = apostrophe

    ; = semi-colon

  62. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:27 am

    Oh I see, they’re going to look at me like WTF?? because they don’t know where to take the joke next? Is that it?

    See? What did I say??? “Good” stupid!

  63. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:27 am

    To get to the orange jews?

  64. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:27 am

    Rosetta = colon cowboy

  65. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:28 am

    Good knock knock joke.

    Go.

  66. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:29 am

    knock knock

  67. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:29 am

    who’s there?

  68. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:29 am

    Why did the chicken cross the toad?

    Because the chicken was a back-stabbing fucker.

  69. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:30 am

    DAMMIT PJM!!!! YOU GO AWAY NOW!!!

  70. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:30 am

    I just made that up.

  71. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:30 am

    You said knock,knock WTF??

  72. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:30 am

    really? I’m stunned. It was brilliant

  73. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:31 am

    That was actually good rosetta

  74. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:31 am

    It was Rosetta’s turn!!!

  75. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:31 am

    FINE!!

  76. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:31 am

    You two are both EST. Why are you still up?

    Too much coke off dead hooker’s asses?

  77. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:31 am

    why did the duck cross the road?

    Because it was stapled to the chicken.

  78. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:32 am

    the hooker was alive rosetta

  79. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:32 am

    sober. alone. looking for friends. so lonely. be my friend?

  80. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:33 am

    oh.

    yeah.

    mine was alive too. And really good-looking too. Really

  81. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:34 am

    *knock* *knock*

    who’s there?

    Chris Hansen

  82. Comment by Bob Munck on March 2, 2008 2:35 am

    *knock* *knock*

    who’s there?

    Chris Hansen

    Oh, shit

  83. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:35 am

    Ok, I”m going to bed now, night boys!

  84. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:36 am

    Chris Hansen

    Oh shit! I was just here to talk.

  85. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:36 am

    night.

  86. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:36 am

    I’m a little disappointed I missed mesa, but what are you gonna do? A gal can only hold on so long

  87. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:36 am

    Someone call Nice Deb and PB so we can have a Hostages planning meeting.

  88. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:37 am

    yeah this kept me up longer than I planned. Later dude.

  89. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:37 am

    you call Patty Ann. I’ve seen how pissed she gets when Pinto calls her

  90. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:38 am

    Chris Hansen

    Oh shit! I was just here to talk.

    *hides duct tape, vibrator, rope, condom and weed behind back*

  91. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:38 am

    condom?

  92. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:39 am

    pinto called her tonight wiserbud

    ok seriously I’m going night night now

  93. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:39 am

    I’m up for more funny. How about worst car names.

    Ford Staller

    Dodge Lemon

  94. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:39 am

    condom?

    it was rosetta, not me

  95. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 2:40 am

    Chrysler Crapper

  96. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:42 am

    Chrysler Chlamydia

    Jeep Herpe Sore

    Ferrari Testicle Cancer

  97. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:42 am

    condom?

    Hahaha.

    I came here to tell her that this is a bad idea. The condoms…I always have those with me just in case I find an of-age chick that wants some.

  98. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:44 am

    Exactly. If you get them young enough, there’s really no reason for the condom, is there?

  99. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:44 am

    Hummer VD

    The Ford Henry. Thomas. Ouch.

  100. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:44 am

    Okay, I’m going to hell now.

  101. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:44 am

    Lamborgina

  102. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:45 am

    The Ford Fistiva

  103. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:45 am

    Buick Towable

    Oldsmobile Suicider

    Pontiac Brakeless

  104. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:46 am

    If you get them young enough, there’s really no reason for the condom, is there?

    I actually almost made the exact same joke but I prefer not to spend eternity in hell.

  105. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:46 am

    Ford Exploder

  106. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:47 am

    Dodge Snail

  107. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:47 am

    The Volkswagen Pedophile

  108. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:47 am

    The Honda Prison Shower

  109. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:49 am

    Pontiac Brakeless

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  110. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:49 am

    The Subaru Death March

  111. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:49 am

    Chevy Nagging Woman

  112. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:50 am

    The Mercury Molester

  113. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:51 am

    Mercedes Bends

  114. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:51 am

    The Ford Rapist

  115. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:52 am

    The Honda Period

  116. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:52 am

    The Subaru Faggot

  117. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:52 am

    Volvo Vulva

  118. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:52 am

    The Dodge Douchebag

  119. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:53 am

    The Mazda Priest

  120. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:53 am

    Dodge Dahmer

  121. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:53 am

    Hahaha!!! The Mazda Priest. Hahahaha!!!!!!!

  122. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:54 am

    The Ford Tampon

  123. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:54 am

    Kia Kucinich Compact

  124. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:55 am

    Oldsmobile Obama Hopemobile

  125. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:55 am

    The Buick Anal Cyst

  126. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:55 am

    The Cadillac Getaway Car

  127. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:56 am

    Gremlin

  128. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:56 am

    Buick Bloodletting

  129. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:57 am

    The Lincoln Impregnator

  130. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:57 am

    Aston Fartin

  131. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 2:58 am

    Baab

  132. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 2:59 am

    The Ford Dirty Sanchez

  133. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:00 am

    The Fatmobile

  134. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 3:00 am

    Okay, I’m done for tonight, but more tomorrow

    damn, I’m crying here, I’m laughing so hard

  135. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:00 am

    Ford Failure

  136. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 3:01 am

    Dodge Darkie

  137. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:01 am

    Hahahahaha, mrs rosetta just asked me what I was doing. Hahahaha.

    My stomach hurts.

  138. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:03 am

    GMC STD

  139. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:04 am

    Dodge Drunk Guy

  140. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:08 am

    “He’s like a giant vampire leprechaun.”

    This alone was worth staying up for. Did I miss Mesa??

    Where is everybody? I’m so lonelyyyyyyy!

  141. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:09 am

    The Kia KIA

    Heh

  142. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:10 am

    The Nissan Nincompoop

  143. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:11 am

    Ford Probe

  144. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:11 am

    The Ford Whisperer

  145. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:12 am

    Mitsubishi Minimum Wage

  146. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:13 am

    sQuba Ted Kennedy

  147. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:13 am

    And I did talk to Pinto earlier this evening. He said he’s planning to post or comment Monday or Tuesday from his sooper sekret library computer. He also said he cut off half his fingernail (as in vertically—there was blood. And quick. Lots and lots of blood. And he didn’t want to go to the library until all chance of a blood gusher had passed.)
    We talked about his furry friend and his baseball team friend and his gay friend. And Mesa. I think he said *and*.
    Well, I guess I’m the thread killer. Unless NiceDeb pops up. It could happen. I’m here.

  148. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:13 am

    BM

  149. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:14 am

    Y’all took all the good car names.

  150. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:16 am

    Well, I guess I’m the thread killer.

    What am I? Chopped liver?

    Chevrolet Colic

  151. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:18 am

    Honda Hump

  152. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:18 am

    Chopped Liver? What would that make me? Pate’ Faux Grass??

  153. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:19 am

    Rolls Royce Shiznit

  154. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:20 am

    Ford Faux Gras

  155. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:20 am

    Jaguar Jugular

  156. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:21 am

    Ford Fluffer

  157. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:21 am

    Mercedes Depends

  158. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:21 am

    Porsche Ottoman

  159. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:22 am

    Mercedes Depends

    Hahahahaha.

  160. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:24 am

    Jaguar Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt X600

  161. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:24 am

    Porsche Ottoman
    Hahaha, I was just read to do a Porsche one. People mispronuncing Porsche always makes me cringe.
    I liked the Ford Fluffer one, too.

  162. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:25 am

    MrBitchy Midget

  163. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:26 am

    My grandmother always called Mitsubishi MrBitchy.

  164. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:26 am

    Ford Rustiva

  165. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:27 am

    Dodge Kremlin

  166. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:28 am

    Range Rover Retard

  167. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 3:28 am

    I have nothing.

    And Han Job is a recycle. We do not do recycle on this blog.

    I’m tired of waiting for Mesa.

    Goodnight, Rosetta.

  168. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:28 am

    Range Rover Retard

  169. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:29 am

    Hahahaha, Goodnight PB.

    Have good dreams.

  170. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:31 am

    Lexus Leper

    The bumper falls off if you touch it.

  171. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:32 am

    Hummer Global Warmth

  172. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:33 am

    Oldsmoblie Elderly

  173. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:34 am

    The Geo Sissy

  174. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:34 am

    Saturn Urnanus

  175. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:36 am

    Volkswagen Treehugger

  176. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:37 am

    Subaru Slut

  177. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:38 am

    Renault Racist

  178. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 3:41 am

    This is more fun with other people.

    Mesa, when you get in at 4am, do something funny please.

  179. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 7:51 am

    Dodge Semen

    Mitsubishi Ecripse

    Toyota Mysterious Lump

  180. The Ford Probe Official Car of the Hale-Bopp Comet.

  181. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:10 am

    Mini Pooper

  182. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:11 am

    Beamer Steamer

  183. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:15 am

    Mazda Pinata

  184. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:25 am

    Dodge Pornacopia
    Mitsubishi MILF
    Toyota Taco Tackle
    Jaguar Jelq
    Volvo Vendetta
    Volvo Vulva
    Audi Innie

  185. Comment by sohos on March 2, 2008 10:26 am

    Nobody loves me….

  186. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:27 am

    Your car needs Prozac sohos.

  187. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:27 am

    Prius Prozac

  188. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:36 am

    Plymouth Voyeur

  189. Comment by sohos on March 2, 2008 10:41 am

    ford fuckus

  190. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:45 am

    Hummer Hummer

  191. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:55 am

    Hyundai Hangover
    Buick Ballsack
    Lincoln Bullet
    Saturn STD
    Subaru Swinger
    Lincon Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!
    Scion Scandi
    Honda Hobo
    Volvo VD

  192. Comment by sohos on March 2, 2008 11:20 am

    Nissan nine inch

  193. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 11:20 am

    Packard

    What? Packard doesn’t need any other words with it.

  194. Comment by sohos on March 2, 2008 11:21 am

    Neither does Jeep wrangler

  195. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 11:25 am

    Oldsmobile Olbermann

  196. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 11:26 am

    Honda Redhead Kid

  197. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 11:26 am

    The Ford Undocumented

  198. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 11:27 am

    Ford Flaccid

  199. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 11:28 am

    ford fuckus

    Hahahaha.

  200. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 11:29 am

    Lincoln Premature Ejaculator

  201. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 11:31 am

    Audi A-hole

  202. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 11:45 am

    Dodge Bigot

  203. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 12:22 pm

    Chevy Abortion

    Cadillac Muthafucka

    Ford WickedPinto

  204. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 12:34 pm

    Dodge Emasculator Minivan

  205. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 1:47 pm

    Lotus Vampire Leprechaun.

  206. Comment by bmac on March 2, 2008 4:35 pm

    For small cars-
    Dodge Speck.
    Honda Dot. The extra small Honda Micro-Dot.

  207. Comment by daveintexas on March 2, 2008 5:55 pm

    You morons make me giggle.

    Nobody wants to be rear-ended by a Probe.

  208. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 6:02 pm

    GMC Ginger

  209. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 7:26 pm

    Mazda PMS – a truly bitchin’ ride!

    Nissan Cumstain

    Kia Secretion

  210. Comment by Bob Munck on March 2, 2008 7:36 pm

    Nobody wants to be rear-ended by a Probe.

    Speak for yourself, bitch.

  211. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 7:43 pm

    Pymouth Pornacopia

  212. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 7:48 pm

    Volkswagon Deadhead
    Pontiac Probation
    Pymouth Poser
    Toyota Targ
    Volvo Yuppie Scum
    Prius Pinko

  213. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 7:56 pm

    Ford Frathole
    Mazda Mofo
    Plymouth Wiccan
    Pontiac Pwn
    Lincoln Love Burn
    Lexus Lick My Love Pump
    Kia Kamasutra
    Dodge Desperate
    Mercury Mancandy
    Saturn Sperm Burp

    yes I used urban dictionary

  214. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 8:41 pm

    Ford Fat

  215. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 8:42 pm

    What are you trying to say? huh?

  216. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 8:48 pm

    yes I used urban dictionary

    Jokes, like sexual partners, are better appreciated in their quality, not their quantity.

  217. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 8:51 pm

    yeah, rosetta all your comments are like a fine wine right?

  218. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 8:52 pm

    Isuzu Incontinent

  219. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 8:54 pm

    Honda Hermaphrodite

  220. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 8:55 pm

    fine whine, you mean.

  221. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 8:57 pm

    Barak Hussein Buick

  222. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 8:58 pm

    mesa, why are you awake? It’s not even morning in Beijing.

  223. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 8:58 pm

    Jokes, like sexual partners, are better appreciated in their quality, not their quantity.

    Um, er what I meant to say was, oh like you’ve ever had either?

  224. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 8:59 pm

    fine whine, you mean.

    Yeah, what mesa said.

  225. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 9:00 pm

    It’s dark enough in Detroit.

  226. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:02 pm

    I took this hot joke to prom across the road but she passed out on the chicken.

    Stupid chicken.

  227. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:04 pm

    The Ford Fudge

  228. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 9:05 pm

    Dammit, I was going to say Ford Fudge Packer

  229. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:06 pm

    I think PA already did the Packer.

  230. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:07 pm

    Mesa are you still in Detroit or have you moved yet?

  231. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 9:07 pm

    Chevy Snowball

  232. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 9:08 pm

    Still here, unfortunately.

  233. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:13 pm

    Do you think you’ll stay in MI or move elsewhere?

  234. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:16 pm

    Renault ROTFFLMFAO

  235. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 9:17 pm

    I’m trying to stay. Not looking very hopeful.

    My kids want me to move somewhere with beaches.

  236. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:20 pm

    What are your top options, mesa?

    I’m pretty sure I’m not your kid but I vote for beach as well.

  237. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 9:21 pm

    Pretty much anywhere but Michigan.

    The IT market is pretty good everywhere else.

  238. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:25 pm

    I’m glad that you’ve spent the last two months being a derelict. It’s not often that you get that opportunity.

    I’m jealous.

  239. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:29 pm

    Plymouth Wiccan

    PJM, I like that one for some reason.

    Audi Agnostic

  240. Comment by Rosetta on March 2, 2008 9:30 pm

    Plymouth Wiccanwagon

  241. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 10:38 pm

    Dodge Dildo

    Chrysler Cripple

    Pontiac Pustule

  242. Comment by wiserbud on March 2, 2008 10:46 pm

    The Kia Speculum

    The Toyota Bowlwinder

    The Nissan of Doom

  243. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 10:49 pm

    Karman Gaia

    okay, that was absolutely my last one. Probably.

  244. Comment by pajama momma on March 2, 2008 10:51 pm

    Oh that was good pa

  245. Comment by PattyAnn on March 2, 2008 10:55 pm

    Thanks, toots. I’ve been laughing so hard over all these. And the four of us popping in here last night at our official “Waiting For Drunken Mesa” to show up party was funny.
    We should have one of those every Saturday night. Like an open thread, only drunk.

  246. Comment by mesablue on March 2, 2008 11:04 pm

    Does that mean I have to drink next Saturday?

    I stayed in last night and went to bed early.

  247. Comment by Rosetta on March 3, 2008 11:01 am

    I’ve been laughing so hard over all these.

    I agree! This reminded me of the good old days at AoSHQ, back when the site ran smoothly and the jokes were fast.

    I’ve laughed out loud 25 times since this started.

  248. Comment by belch on April 16, 2008 4:38 pm

    Someone needs to install a forum!

    :P

    :)

  249. Comment by belch on April 16, 2008 4:39 pm

    PS. Or I.M.



Is That A Gun In Your Pants Or Are You Just Not Happy to See Me?

Wiserbud-size.

Introducing the world’s smallest gun that fires deadly 300mph bullets – but is just TWO inches long.

The SwissMiniGun is the size of a key fob but fires tiny 270mph bullets powerful enough to kill at close range.

Officially the world’s smallest working revolver, the gun is being marketed as a collector’s item and measures just 2.16 inches long (5.5cm). It can fire real 4.53 bullets up to a range of 367ft (112m).

The stainless steel gun costs £3,000 although the manufacturers also produce extravagant, made-to-order versions made out of 18-carat gold with customised diamond studs which sell for up to £30,000.

mini-gun.jpg

The gun is banned from being imported into the US – because it’s barrel is less than three inches, meaning it is deemed too small to qualify for sporting purposes.

Jonathan Spencer, consultant forensic scientist and firearms expert, said that although the gun, which fires bullets at a speed of 399 feet a second, was tiny, it could still prove fatal and in the eyes of the law was as dangerous as a machine gun.

As dangerous as a machine gun.  Now come on, eyes of the law.  That’s asinine.

I would like to see someone try to rob a bank or two people having a shoot-out on the street with these.  Hahaha.  In all seriousness, you know who would carry this?  Ottoman.  Jeff Ottoman.

Bust a cap.

March 5, 2008
Categories: Gun Blogs, bacon, booze, dayum, man-lesbians, mesadick, totally cool . . Author: Rosetta

24 Comments

  1. Comment by pajama momma on March 5, 2008 1:08 pm

    I’m getting that for my two year old for his birthday.

  2. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 1:17 pm

    He would rather have some clothes.

  3. Comment by pajama momma on March 5, 2008 1:17 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 1:19 pm

    Hahahahaha.

  5. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 1:22 pm

    You know what you like, pajama momma?

    Midget-on-Jeff-Ottoman sex.

  6. Comment by pajama momma on March 5, 2008 1:24 pm

    You know what? Arg could totally stick that gun in his diaper. He doesn’t need clothes after all.

    Midget-on-Jeff-Ottoman sex.

    That makes me hot.

  7. Comment by PattyAnn on March 5, 2008 1:40 pm

    Okay, next question? If Jeff-Ottoman is square, what do we name round ottoman? Discuss amongst yourselves.

  8. Comment by wiserbud on March 5, 2008 2:06 pm

    wiserbud-size

    It’s ain’t the size of the bullet, it’s whether or not you can hit the target.

  9. Comment by pajama momma on March 5, 2008 2:11 pm

    you can’t churn butter with a toothpick

  10. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 2:32 pm

    If Jeff-Ottoman is square, what do we name round ottoman?

    Fat midget.

  11. Comment by pajama momma on March 5, 2008 2:36 pm

    short round

  12. Comment by wiserbud on March 5, 2008 2:39 pm

    And you can’t pick a lock with a baseball bat.

  13. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 2:41 pm

    Ford Crack Whore

  14. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 2:42 pm

    Toyota Internal Twin

  15. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 2:43 pm

    NIssan Choad

  16. Comment by pajama momma on March 5, 2008 2:47 pm

    Um, these sound like car names, not ottoman names.

    Otto, there’s a gremlin on the side of the bus.

  17. Comment by wiserbud on March 5, 2008 2:49 pm

    Toyota Internal Twin

    Shouldn’t that be Toyota Parasitic Asymmetrical Twin?

  18. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 2:51 pm

    What, are you an expert on assmetrics now?

    Dodge Ball

  19. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 2:51 pm

    Why did the ottoman cross the road?

  20. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 2:53 pm

    To have sex with ottowoman.

  21. Comment by wiserbud on March 5, 2008 2:54 pm

    Ford Porous

  22. Comment by wiserbud on March 5, 2008 2:55 pm

    The Mitsubishi Jeff

  23. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 6:24 pm

    Ford Uneducated

  24. Comment by Rosetta on March 5, 2008 6:26 pm

    The Dodge GTS*

    *Gerbil Touring Sedan

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