The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
Good morning all, and welcome to Monday morning at the H2. It’s 2013, so it’s still awful and probably will be for a few more years. There are signs of hope here and there, and we may yet weather the storm, but it’s not a sure thing. Monday, though? Pretty much a sure thing. Monday will always be here. Let’s kick off the week right.
Time to dip our asses in the ice-cold horse trough of the workweek.
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government Employee.
Kill me now.
Hello. If you are like me, you’ve probably had enough of the Olympics by now, especially that terrible game of beach volleyball. I was just telling Mrs MJ that I’m shocked *SHOCKED* that they only wear little tiny bikinis. How vulgar. I wrote this song last Saturday night, and I’m petty sure you fuckers are all old enough to actually remember it. OAF.
Today’s featured model has pursued a career by always charging through the backdoor. She stands 5’5″ and was born in Italy in 1988, but grew up in Virginia. Once she turned 18, she moved to Hollywood and promptly began selling Dat Ass. Please welcome the ass with class, Aurora Jolie.