GAH!

The Pope and the President

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

Muscley Monday Mopseys

Good morning all, and welcome to Monday morning at the H2. It’s 2013, so it’s still awful and probably will be for a few more years. There are signs of hope here and there, and we may yet weather the storm, but it’s not a sure thing. Monday, though? Pretty much a sure thing. Monday will always be here. Let’s kick off the week right.

Time to dip our asses in the ice-cold horse trough of the workweek.

Self-Defense

Earlier, there was some mockery directed at me for failing to recognize wiserbud’s, ahem, wit.  In my defense, please permit me to present the following case, which can be summarized in five words, thusly:  It would explain a lot.

Oso mentioned that no one would come out with a picture of Carmen Miranda.  (A) I didn’t know who it was; (2) Rosetta totally would; and (iii) I thought the point of that picture was that that’s how Rosetta, being gay, sees women.  I mean, have you ever seen one of Rosetta’s BBFs?  If not, here’s an illustration.

Top to bottom: BBF chick, Rosetta

I ask you: what’s more surprising, that the creator of a Kerry Marie BBF is gay, or that he isn’t?

Quod erat demonstrandum.

And in conclusion:  wiser, I pure hate you.

The Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government Employee.

Sunday Suckage

Yay, family holiday gatherings!

Some days it just doesn’t pay to get up

MLP:FIM Season 3 bitchez!!

Kill me now.

Mare made me do it

Bib Boob Friday

Hello. If you are like me, you’ve probably had enough of the Olympics by now, especially that terrible game of beach volleyball. I was just telling Mrs MJ that I’m shocked *SHOCKED* that they only wear little tiny bikinis. How vulgar. I wrote this song last Saturday night, and I’m petty sure you fuckers are all old enough to actually remember it. OAF.

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Today’s featured model has pursued a career by always charging through the backdoor. She stands 5’5″ and was born in Italy in 1988, but grew up in Virginia. Once she turned 18, she moved to Hollywood and promptly began selling Dat Ass. Please welcome the ass with class, Aurora Jolie.

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