Small Boob Friday

Good day, hosefuckers!!!

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I know all you assface douches don’t like Ani, but Wiser will love this shit. It’s tuba playing faggots, a few other horns, and a little percussion just fucking around. Plus the drummer is a pretty good looking box licker so it fists our theme for the day.

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Do you like lesbians? I like lesbians, so today we’re going to explore the deep dark world of ballerina lesbianism…for science. Normally this weekly post–the first of its kind–would be devoted to ladies with large mammary glands. But not today piglets. Today, because yesterday was my birfinday, I reserve the right to replace the normal Friday cow with a true beauty. A stunning, gal that speaks Russian and Engrish. A chick that has one brown eye (your whore mouth; shut it) and one green eye. A gal that emails me, texts, me and stalks me 24/7. Please put down the BBD and put your hands together for MILA KUNIS!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1

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MJ, I love you. Cum back to bed.

HHD-

We’ve put this off far long. Perhaps we’ve allowed our hyper-partisanship to cloud our vision.

But now it must be admitted.

Let’s have Michelle speak it for us; asked if her husband was a sex symbol, she resoundingly affirmed responded -meh.

It’s okay, yeah.

“He’s got a little swag, you know. That’s Okay. I mean, I’m proud of him. He’s a stylish, I think, man who is healthy and he’s smart and he’s passionate and he’s inspiring.”.

Well, put aside your h8ty hate and judge for yourself?

Quick Sunday Ships

Wiser’s old post was getting pokey so here is a fresh new one to stink up

121211-N-ZZ999-006 GROTON, Conn. (Dec. 11, 2012) Santa Claus rides aboard the Los Angeles-class attack submarine USS San Juan (SSN 751) as the boat returns to Naval Submarine Base New London. Military children received toys hand-delivered by Santa that were donated from Operation Homefront in conjunction with Dollar Tree stores. (U.S. Navy photograph by Lt. David Lincoln/Released)

Some days it just doesn’t pay to get up

Big Boob Friday

Hi. I got to hang out with Roamy last night and you didn’t. I can therefore conclude that you gargle Roberts Balls™. I wrote this song yesterday at about 10:16 am.

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Today’s model is from England and she’s hot but her boobs aren’t really that big. I guess you can’t win ‘em all right. It’s always best to compromise. Split the baby and what not. So here she is: Rosie Jones. She’s probably about half of what you want, but you’re just going to have to live with it wingnuts. I know what’s best for you.

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Big Boob Friday

Good evening bags of douche. I sincerely hope that everyone had a wonderful week. I wrote this song while Michael was in the band Roxy Music, in the early 80′s. He’s obviously Brian Ferry. Wiser also makes an appearance in the video at 1:50, so keep your eyes peeled.

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Today’s model was born in merry ‘ol England way back in 1990. She was recently awarded a 32GG  (NSFW) on her law school exams, but decided it would be more lucrative to display her awards for cold hard cash. Thanks Kelly!

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BBF II

Now with more Rich pleasing content!

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Elizabeth Marxs is from Texas, is 20 years old, and is fucking gorgeous.  Listen to this song, then send HS some hate mail.  

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BBF

Hello Darklings.  Stop touching your elf, and listen to this song.  Three. Chord. Rock.  And a pretty good video, too.

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Still touching your elf?  Thought so, Mr. Pervy McPervington.  Today’s model is from Bay City, Michigan and like a few of our Hostagettes, she doesn’t mind showing a headlight now and again. Her hobbies include reading (see below), attending Detroit’s symphony, and hard core pornography. Please give a greased palm welcome to Bella Blaze!!!

So long ago…

Pictures that you get when searching for shuttle

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POHANG, Republic of Korea (Nov. 14, 2007)  U.S. Marines from the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit and Republic of Korea Marines from the 2nd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, prepare to move to the next objective during the Korean Integrated Training Plan exercise. The U.S. light armored vehicle was transported to the beach by one of the three landing craft, air cushions that shuttled Marines and equipment from ship to shore from the amphibious assault ship USS Essex (LHD 2). U.S. Navy photo (Released)