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Small Boob Friday

Good day, hosefuckers!!!

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I know all you assface douches don’t like Ani, but Wiser will love this shit. It’s tuba playing faggots, a few other horns, and a little percussion just fucking around. Plus the drummer is a pretty good looking box licker so it fists our theme for the day.

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Do you like lesbians? I like lesbians, so today we’re going to explore the deep dark world of ballerina lesbianism…for science. Normally this weekly post–the first of its kind–would be devoted to ladies with large mammary glands. But not today piglets. Today, because yesterday was my birfinday, I reserve the right to replace the normal Friday cow with a true beauty. A stunning, gal that speaks Russian and Engrish. A chick that has one brown eye (your whore mouth; shut it) and one green eye. A gal that emails me, texts, me and stalks me 24/7. Please put down the BBD and put your hands together for MILA KUNIS!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1

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MJ, I love you. Cum back to bed.

Needs a Spanking

Ahem

My Bad Taste Will Kick Your Bad Taste in the Ass Any Day of the Week

Ace called it a Four Loki Bikini Tractor Pull hosted by Gary Busey.

So, Mission Accomplished.  Here’s the newest Crap Tree ornament.  Also my Secret Santa pal is getting a pair of socks.

Lawdy Rebus!!!

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Big Boob Friday™ From Russia with Back Pain

Afternoon, titty oglers. First, a big thank you to Cyn for not being Hotspur. You have no idea how dangerously close we were to looking at 1920′s boudoir drawings last week. Being depraved is an art form, and Cyn knows whats up.

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I wrote this song way back in 1975 so Cyn’s little man would have a place to start in his exploration of all things FUNKY. As Dave noted, lesson one for bass players is learning to catch panties. Lesson two is you do not talk about…wait.  Wrong lesson.

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Today’s lass, according to her Facefuck page is a model, actress, and blogger. Her resume shows an impressive range of talents, mostly related to her giant, outsized, personality. Please welcome Russia’s favorite titmouse, Mia Zarring!!!!!

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Big Boob Friday

Good morning. This is the big weekend, which I’m incredibly sad to miss. I was really looking forward to meeting Scott (tall to short: Scott, MJ), MCPO, Pupster, Gabe+1, Leon, not Mare, and saying hi to everyone else that I’ve had the pleasure of meeting before. I hope you guys have a wonderful time.

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Mrs. MJ wrote this song for me right after we got married.

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This week’s model is a total pig from Australia. She works in the adult entertainment business or is in the habit of filming her vagina inspections and then posting the videos on the internet. Either or. She has big boobs and is fugly. Please give a Rosetta inspired welcome to Angela White!!!

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