The Wiser and wiserbud Poat

You may, or may not know that Wiser and wiserbud are twins! Here is a photo of them as toddlers:

Aren’t they just the cutest things evah??
As they got older, their Mom always called them “Double Trouble”

I’m not sure that was always a jest. Wiser and wiserbud shocked everyone with their choice [...]

Please try this at home

All you’ll need is a couple of popsicle sticks, a rubber band, and a tricycle:

Of course, you’ll want the proper safety gear…

And don’t worry–if anything should go wrong, emergency medical personnel will be standing by:

Yeah, I said they’d be standing by, not that you’d see any of them anytime soon. [...]

Bill of Rights Public Middle School FAIL

This is a local station and I heard it last week. I hadn’t forgotten about it, but really thought someone would pick it up and run with it.
This gentleman’s son was out sick from school. One of the assignments sent home from the school to his son included a study sheet to help complete an [...]

Another Hallmark Moment from Teh Hostages

Tuesday’s Rant

I would like to wish a hale and hearty fuck off to every woman out there who has ever criticized me for using Miss, Mrs, or Ma’am. My mother raised me to be polite and respectful, which means I’m gonna use Sir, Ma’am, Miss, Mrs, or Mr whenever the fucking situation calls for it. [...]

It’s Like Barbie For Men

Husband sent me these. Just a placeholder until FIAF-BBF gets here.

More after the break

HHD – Handyman Edition

Happy Hump Day!  If you need some work done around the place, you might consider hiring one of these fellows.  Also, you could borrow a claw hammer and introduce the business end to Michael’s knee-caps.
Carter Oosterhouse has a television show or a radio program or something.

Jesse Metcalfe only pretends to be a gardener on television, [...]

That’s Better…But Not By Much

It was getting a little winfrey in here, so rather than having a “Damn, Shaniqua!” moment that would paint us all as racists, I thought XBrad’s and Sean’s home movies would be an improvement.
Enjoy!

Tuesday Evening

Conway!

Pure Prairie League

New Riders of the Purple Sage

Three guys from RAF Lakenheath

Poco

I expect a flurry of thumbs down on this poat. Don’t disappoint me!

Musical Mondays Make Me Mellow

Mondays can be painful. We all feel it. A weekend’s worth of projects and recreation somehow completed in an alcoholic haze, losses for your favorite sports teams, and torn muscles and ligaments acquired through a variety of unnatural acts take their toll on you in your office chair on Monday morning. The [...]