Hola. That’s my attempt to be inclusive during immigration!!!1!!1!! week.
I wrote this song especially for this post. You’ll get it later.
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And now a joke…or not.
Mr and Mrs Obama were walking around downtown Chicago in early 2008. The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it’s safe to cross the street. Mr Obama, confused by the sound asked his intellectually gifted wife what the buzzer was for. Mrs Obama replied that it was to notify blind people that the light was about to turn red. Mr Obama was appalled and asked, ‘What are blind people doing driving? That seems kind of dangerous.’ Mrs Obama contemplated, then replied, ‘Fairness, that’s why.’
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So this week’s model is a newbie born in the great state of Pennsylvania way back in 1988. Not much is known of her background, other than she likes to change her hair color a lot, which as the kids say these days, is the ‘bees knees.’ Now, before you get all pissy, I’ll answer in the affirmative, that yes, those puppies aren’t real. Given her smile, body, and penchant for thongs I decided to make an exception. Please welcome Alexis Sage!!!!!!!!!!
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