Bromance

Kinda cool video of techno geek Bromance.

Captioning is everything

We need a new poat.

So I’ll put one up.

There’s more where  that came from.

That’ll do, pig.

Have a nice evening.

Always be a leader!

cuz the view never changes from behind.

Updates will be added to this poat every 7.16 minutes.

update number A:

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UPDATE:  ALWAYS BE CLOSING!

Tourettes Karaoke

language warning.

HAHAHAHA! I’ve always been fond of this song.

If you leave me now…..FUCK OFF YOU CU@$!

Spring seasonal holiday ovoid object hunt

Update: This got pushed down by a scheduled poat, so I’m gonna reschedule it.

Patton Oswalt is a douche when he talks politics, but he’s one of my comedy heroes when he does his regular material (NSFW):

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This is the part of the blog where I annoy our other religious readers with a bit from some more left-leaning comedians…

Ah, in between the hippies and the hipsters, there were the slackers.

(Full Disclosure: I had a really shitty chin-only goatee circa 1995. I’m not blaming the weed, but it was a factor.)

Reporting for duty!

oooops… wrong sailor!

Something to help you lick those stamps today -

I was so excited when I was given access to the H2 today… a little too excited maybe.

anyhoo, Happy Tax Day everyone!

And now,  something totally different…

don’t lie, you’d hit it.

Sunday Morning Grab-bag

Shut your LEGO whore mouths!!!

After-Action Report: The Losers

Did you ever wonder what a covert ops team would be like if the members were Hostages?  I didn’t either, but I found out last night, and I enjoyed the experience.  I’m not even sore this morning, and I don’t have a funky aftertaste in my mouth, either.

The movie centers on a special forces team sent to Bolivia to help a drug lord into Satan’s warm embrace.  But shortly after they help to paint the target, something goes horribly, awfully wrong, and being good guys, they try to call the attack off, only to find that their mysterious puppet master knows what the problem is, and doesn’t care. 

Being good guys, they race the clock to set things right, still end up killing the bad guy, and just when they think that everything is going to work out, they are betrayed, and set up as murderers in the same event.  Because their betrayer doesn’t know that they are dead, they decide to take advantage of it.  But being as they are trapped in a turd world country, making the money they need even to get back home is tough.  After a few months, they are approached by a mysterious woman who knows all about them, and all about the man who betrayed them.  And she offers them a chance at payback, with the clear understanding that it is likely a one way trip.

After some discussion and a review of their intrepid leader’s lousy track record with the ladies (one actually tried to blow him up), they decide to take her up on her offer.  What follows is a non-stop thrill ride with ambushes, plans gone awry, betrayal, priorities, and revenge.  But being Hostages  The Losers, they never say die, and they end up saving the world, at least for today, even if their evil nemesis manages to get away.

The cast clicked well.  Jeffrey Dean Morgan did his best Robert Downey Jr. imitation, Chris Evans was great as the team’s Rosetta, and Zoe Saldana can have that brutal foreplay with me anytime…as long as she promises not to break anything, and wake me for the fun part after.

This is the best action flick I have seen in quite a while.  The acting was good, the dialogue engaging and funny, and the premise, oddly enough, believable.  If you have to make a choice about whether to watch this or the Expendables on a Friday or Saturday night, pick The Losers.  Trust me on this.  You won’t be disappointed.

While We’re Waiting For the Crane to Move Kerry Marie to the Photoshoot…

…I thought you all might enjoy this delicious bit of FAIL! Britania **** CLICK HERE JAZZHANDS THIS IS A LINK TO THE STORY ****!

A British nuclear-powered submarine described as the “world’s most advanced” has run aground off the coast of Scotland.

Defense ministry officials confirmed the HMS Astute — the Royal Navy’s newest and largest attack submarine — had been involved in an accident.

“Astute ran aground by her … stern earlier this morning as she was transferring people ashore,” a Royal Navy spokesman told the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph newspaper.

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In August, First Sea Lord Admiral Mark Stanhope described HMS Astute as “a highly complex feat of naval engineering … at the very cutting-edge of technology,” according to the Bloomberg news service.He said at the time that the sub was to undergo a “series of demanding seagoing trials testing the full range of the submarine’s capabilities.”

Coles, the submarine’s commander, told the BBC last month: “We have a brand new method of controlling the submarine, which is by platform management system, rather than the old conventional way of doing everything of using your hands. This is all fly-by-wire technology including only an auto pilot rather than a steering column.”

But the best part?

The accident came the day after the U.K.’s Royal Navy celebrated Trafalgar Day, which commemorated the 205th anniversary of Admiral Horatio Nelson’s famous victory over a combined French and Spanish fleet.

Admiral Jackie Fisher was not available for comment.

Mourning In America