Big Boob Friday

Hey there. Have I told you lately how much I love you? Well, there’s a reason for that.

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I wrote this song with Lindsey Buckingham way back in 1975. You see, he was having problems with Stevie Nicks at the time and was going on and on about it one night after a huge bender. After four hours of listening to this tripe, I put down the rotary phone and hopped on the next Pan Am flight to NYC. When I opened the door to the studio I said, “wait a minute, you’re a guy, and Stevie Nicks is a chick? Wild, man. Just wild.” Then I wrote the song and told the rest of the band to dress like they just came from a Renaissance fair. I was kidding, but perhaps they didn’t get it. True story.

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Today’s model should make up for all of the shit I’ve pulled over the past year or so. I don’t think she’s been featured in our weekly mammary fest, but I’m too lazy to check, so pretend she’s new even if she isn’t, mkay? Our model is hotter than Dave’s chili, stacked higher than xbrad’s adult dvd collection, and cuter than the H2 girls surrounded by kittens. Please welcome the British Bombshell….Danielle Sharp!!!!!!!!!

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Camel Toe Thursday

I’m pleased to announce not only that we have a new semi-regular feature to look forward to, but also that it has attracted a generous overseas sponsor who believes (for some reason) that this is the perfect vehicle to promote their many fine and wholesome activities for young people. So, please enjoy Camel Toe Thursday, brought to you by the good people at the Bangkok YMCA!

“Come On Down To The Y!”

Seeing as how this is a “dry run,” I haven’t had time to put together any quizzes or links to cat pictures and/or animated gifs, so let’s just get straight into some hot camel toes!

Sunday Suckage

Yay, family holiday gatherings!

Ok…Now What?

*sigh*

Big Boob Friday

Hi. It’s the weekend, and you know what the means? No really, do you know what it means, because I have no idea. Every day is basically the same, except the weekend seems to have a 75% better chance of sex. Meh.

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I wrote this song for the people that thought Hope n’ Change™ was a good slogan. They can go fuck themselves with a cactus while the rest of the world goes about removing the choomtater in chief. The moshpit at never is un-fucking-believable.

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Today’s model comes from the magical land of England, which seems to be entirely populated by guys named Nigel or Roger. What a bunch of homos. She stands nine feet tall, weighs 78 pounds and sports the impressive ability to chug a 32F big gulp in under 9 seconds. Please stop filling the belly button well for a moment, and welcome Lacey Banghard!!!11!!!

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‘Nuff Said

Geometry Quiz

As promised.

I hope you studied. Or wore something sexy today.

Bored Games

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Big Boob Friday™

Happy Birthday to scottw!  What kind of gift should we get our little man?

1) Something for work.

2) Something for fun.

3) Or just a nice apron for cleaning around the house.

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I wrote that song in Portland. Anyway, today’s model is something of a sensation in British men’s magazines. She was born 27 years ago in a little town called Stoke-on-Trent. Throw an ‘r’ in that first word and anyone named Trent would avoid that town. Please welcome today’s ogling fare, Alice Goodwin!!!

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