Settled

Happy Birthday Pupster!

Monday’s Motivational Muscle

Greetings, Monday fans, welcome to your weekly pick-me-up. And by me, I really do mean me, since I’m sure y’all think these are a bunch of dudes.

Haters gonna H8.

Big Boob Friday

Hi there, frog eaters. I guess its a holiday weekend, so lets just get this part out of the way…Thank you Jesus and God or whatever for making chicks with big, fluffy, bouncy, perky tits. I’d also like to thank you for girls that don’t fit the title of this post. I dig girls of all types and truth be told, I’d probably choose fit girls over curvy any day. Just not mannish, like Leon’s trannies. Amen. PS, vagina is awesome too! Thanks for that!!!

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True Story: My friend Tony and I were at a show featuring about 15 bands, all of totally different genres. We were wandering through the Cuban Club basement (Will clapping politely, Tony chugging a beer in the foreground, and MJ with a mullet FUBAR) to get a drink and happened to run across The Pack AD. I looked over from the bar and saw two grungy girls blowing the room away. We ended staying there for the rest of the show and bought the band–Becky and Maya–a beer afterward. They gave us a signed album. An actual album, made of pressed vinyl. I would have tried to get in Becky Black’s pants, but I was in love or something stoopid like that. Love sucks. I LOVE YOU BECKY BLACK!!!!!!

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This week’s model is blonde, so I don’t give a shit about her. Please give a lukewarm welcome for Jess Davies. She has natural boobs and blah blah blah, something something something. Jergens.

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Camel Toe Thursday

I’m pleased to announce not only that we have a new semi-regular feature to look forward to, but also that it has attracted a generous overseas sponsor who believes (for some reason) that this is the perfect vehicle to promote their many fine and wholesome activities for young people. So, please enjoy Camel Toe Thursday, brought to you by the good people at the Bangkok YMCA!

“Come On Down To The Y!”

Seeing as how this is a “dry run,” I haven’t had time to put together any quizzes or links to cat pictures and/or animated gifs, so let’s just get straight into some hot camel toes!

Happy Pre-Veterans Day

Thanks guys and dolls.

 

 

Big Boob Friday™

Ladies and gentlepervs, we are through the looking glass. Up is down, left is right, cats are drinking from the toilet bowl, and Cyn is wearing underpants. You may ask yourself, what the whoopie is this poopie? The answer is: because shut up, racist. Team R n R is going to have to figure a way around the media because they are dead fucking set on ignoring substantive arguments. For those of you keeping score at home it works like this:  In bounds–Time Traveling Cancer Death Ray Magic Powers, Out of Bounds–Foreign Policy.

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I wrote this song on Wednesday morning, after taking a big swig of my coffee. I assumed that I had inadvertently used the sweetener from the special sugar bowl, but alas, I was only fooling myself. I really saw our media–the guardians of truth as they see it–come out in full support of their boyfriend on live TeeVee.

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Today’s model was born in a country that GETS IT. Her most recent visa application lists her talents as 36DD-27-34. Please give a grool slick round of applause to Rosalie Verne!!!!111!!!!1!!!

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Because FU, that’s why

Brady Bunch-free and Now 21% Less Ghey!

The not too distant future: Lapeer, MI

I’m not going to be able to make it to the big Meatup, but David Lynch has provided a NSFW preview…

(I challenge anybody to make it through half of that video.)

Monday Muscular Motivational

Yet another tiring weekend. I watched a ton of anime, buried a chicken (RIP), watched all of Your Brain on Porn, and walked around a little bit. So very ready for work this week.

In any event, time to get up!