fuck you, terrorists

Earlier today, I linked what I thought was a pretty cool connection we have to the new World Trade Center One tower in NYC.

Wiserbride’s company was involved in the creation of the spire that is going to be mounted soon on the top of the tower.

From the company magazine:

Fabricator tops WTC1

TRUMPF Inc. customer Kammetal – Kusack Architectural Metal Inc. recently completed fabrication of a forty-foot spire for One World Trade Center in NYC.

The complicated glass and stainless steel structure was laser cut on a TruLaser 1030 and will feature a rotating beacon that sends light across the Manhattan sky at night.

Fabrication of the spire was not without challenges. Shortly after production began this October, Brooklyn-based Kammetal was flooded by Hurricane Sandy which severely damaged the TruLaser 1030. However, TRUMPF reacted to the company’s request for assistance in order to keep the project on track. Kammetal’s President Sam Kusack explains, “TRUMPF responded and offered us a loaner machine while our laser was brought to Connecticut for repair. This machine saved us and the project.”

Although the Kammetal is still recovering from the storm, they were able to complete the One World Trade Center project as promised. It has been delivered to the construction site and currently awaits placement.

Here’s a picture of the spire:

There was a lot of discussion about the final design of this tower, but I like to think they chose wisely.

Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

Sodium Free!

It’s not Monday.  Yet.

My history- A Record Store Poat for Wiser

First I was like -

Monday Muscular Motivational

After two days off last week due to a power outage, followed by another day of getting nearly nothing done because my primary machine was busticated by all the power cycling, followed by a day in the car and another on the couch recovering from the day in the car, I CANNOT WAIT TO GET BACK TO WORK.

Seriously. I spend most of my free time this extended-ish weekend catching up on TV and practicing my Español. The latter is a good thing, but the former makes me feel like a slug.

But today, today is work and the gym and productivity all around. Huzzah. I hope at least some of that is true for all of you as well.

Also, Obama is a fucktard. Now let’s look at some hot chicks.

Pupster went to the park this weekend and met a nice lady. She kept him in the Friend Zone, though.

Plum Tree Planted

Time for flowers.

Texas doesn’t have a long growing season.  It has two short ones.  Gotta get moving.

Also, faggots who don’t like horticulture, fuck you very hello.

Self-Defense

Earlier, there was some mockery directed at me for failing to recognize wiserbud’s, ahem, wit.  In my defense, please permit me to present the following case, which can be summarized in five words, thusly:  It would explain a lot.

Oso mentioned that no one would come out with a picture of Carmen Miranda.  (A) I didn’t know who it was; (2) Rosetta totally would; and (iii) I thought the point of that picture was that that’s how Rosetta, being gay, sees women.  I mean, have you ever seen one of Rosetta’s BBFs?  If not, here’s an illustration.

Top to bottom: BBF chick, Rosetta

I ask you: what’s more surprising, that the creator of a Kerry Marie BBF is gay, or that he isn’t?

Quod erat demonstrandum.

And in conclusion:  wiser, I pure hate you.

Plan Pr0n Saturday

The old poat was getting as stinky as Cyn’s sweaty underbewb.

A-6 Intruder

Quick Sunday Ships

Wiser’s old post was getting pokey so here is a fresh new one to stink up

121211-N-ZZ999-006 GROTON, Conn. (Dec. 11, 2012) Santa Claus rides aboard the Los Angeles-class attack submarine USS San Juan (SSN 751) as the boat returns to Naval Submarine Base New London. Military children received toys hand-delivered by Santa that were donated from Operation Homefront in conjunction with Dollar Tree stores. (U.S. Navy photograph by Lt. David Lincoln/Released)

Totally Tushy Tuesday.

Now with more ass, and less assholes.

Every man likes a nice set of bewbs. But the more discerning among us realize that true beauty comes from a woman having a great ass. Butts can be big or petite, well rounded, or heart shaped. They can be a little hippy, or or like a bubble. There’s no one right butt. They can be nekkid, covered in lace, latex or denim or even granny panties. A good bum is a thing of beauty, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And I’d love to beholdin’ her butt.

For our inaugural butt, let’s start with a longtime favorite of mine, Shakira. She can’t sing, and I can’t understand a word she says, but in the immortal words of Detective Vincent Hanna,* “She’s got a great ASS!”