You’re welcome, America! Bask in my magnificence!


This is the ‘short limo’. I assume this is Biden’s.

The larger one is called the ‘Beast’ and has to be driven up the ramp at a 45 degree angle due to the long wheel base.

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Needs a Spanking

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Gone but never forgotten

The Chief is a Grandpa!!!!!

The world’s luckiest granddaughter was born this afternoon -

So the Chief is now a grandfather – time to update the makeup, old man:
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A fax machine is just a waffle iron with a phone on it

I saw this commercial the other day…

…and I thought to myself, “Self, doesn’t that look awfully familiar?” Continue reading


Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring…

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