Greetings, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. I am your host for today, as is my wont.
Your musical selection for the day as per usual will open in another window, here.
Bonus gif…get a haircut Hank!
Your model for the day was born in Ashland, Kentucky on August 31st, 1991. This of course puts her over the legal limit to grace these hollowed pages, but may raise the ire of a few of our more delicately constructed Hostages. Fear not, I have it on good authority that she is a good person, has a heart of gold, and all the proceeds from her tasteful naked pictures are donated to worthy causes.
She stands 5’4″ at 110 lbs, and measures in at 34DD-24-35. Please stop recording your promos and liners to give a warm welcome to Leanna Decker!
It’s time!!!! The knockers are locked and loaded, the ripple is on ice, and the Jergens is laid out next to the tissues. For today’s installment of Titipalooza we’ll be featuring a model from the far off country of Checkland. She has an award winning smile, a PhD in aeronautical engineering, and once saved a baby rhino from being mauled by a Ted Cruz (SYWIDT?). She also has big fat sweater puppies, but honestly, it was her education that pushed her to the top of the BBF Titty Formulator Machine™. We prize a great mind here, don’t we? Please welcum Connie Iforgerherlastnameov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Todays’ musical interlude is presented without comment because this song speaks for itself, assface.
This is the ‘short limo’. I assume this is Biden’s.
The larger one is called the ‘Beast’ and has to be driven up the ramp at a 45 degree angle due to the long wheel base.
It’s time to push that down and load up on some extra special video.
I saw this commercial the other day…
…and I thought to myself, “Self, doesn’t that look awfully familiar?” Continue reading