Decisions, decisions

Stupid Rules

You could learn something

Big Boob Friday™

Hi!!!  Well, you made it another week. Don’t you feel special? Don’t you feel like something has been accomplished?

I don’t either, so fuck it.

I wrote this song for a guy named Iggy Pop way back in 197somthing. He was high as fuck, and really needed to eat a sandwich, but he locked me in a room filled with stuffed bunnies, and screamed at me to come up with something that endless fucktards could cover in order to prove that they know something about…what was I saying? Oh right. Fuck it. Now Anthony Keidis looks like Iggy Pop. Everything that is new is old.

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Today’s hottie is hot (nsfw). She learned how to trade showing her boobies for money just a few years back, and quickly rocketed to fame in a gentleman’s magazine that starts with P, ends with Y, and has an LAYBO in the middle. Please welcome Iryna Ivanova!!1!1!!!!!! She really does have great cans, doesn’t she?

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Today’s Agenda

In The Rated R Version He Put His Hand Up Her Dress

Ok, maybe that was just in my head. There is no rated R version so you can stop googling it.

I thought the ad was pretty good. In fact, it was my favorite commercial from the Rayper Bowl.

Bravery is cool. Confidence is sexy. Trading a shiner for a kiss? A well calculated move by our dorky hero, which she clearly enjoyed.

We’re getting close now

new poat to hold this place together until BBF

Don’t worry, I brought some content. I may have posted these before.

Saturday funnies

We need a new poat, let me see what’s in the funneh folder.

Rosetta?

Apology Letter To Spouse

Hi Sweetheart,

I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to the hockey rink.

Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I’ll be home later.

Love you……

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Her response -
Hi Honey,