I Can Not Stop Laughing at This

Good morning. Peas and carrots. That’s what the weekend is all about. Well, mostly peas, but whatevs.

Shit Stolen From A Site That Begins with R and Ends With T

That’s correct!  I stole this craptastic crap from Radiotherpist dot com. A wonderful site that also claims to be the front page of the internet.

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Dawww. So cute.

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HHD Act of Valor and Acts of Handsomeness Edition

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Big Boob Friday

Hi!  Didn’t Pupster do an awesome job last week? I thought so too. Thanks butt sniffer! I’m sure you’ll agree that the best part about Pupster filling in for me last week is that he isn’t Hotspur.

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I wrote this song while teaching Hope Sandoval about eye contact.

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Today’s model scored a 34G on her BBF entrance exams. Satinee Capona (pronounced sa-TEEN) is 5’11″ and measures 34-24-34. She has hazel eyes, no tattoos or piercings and weighs 125 lbs (bullshit). Good girl.  Now make me a boob ham sandwich.

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Beaver Cleaver

Top Search Terms Include: Chocolate Fudge Love

Slacker Post

Ice.  Thee fucketh.

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Take It. From My Cold, Dead Paws

I think he was daring me.

Who Wants Mushrooms?

Since after about three comments, most of the threads here seem to devolve into recipe discussion or something on par with that, why not have an audio-visual description of how to cook some mushrooms from a Japanese performance artist?