Love Boat

Citizen Kane 2: Piranha 3DD

Welcome to “At The Movies with Me and Your Stripper Mom”.

Henry Sweetface

Stinky McPoopypants turned 18-months old on Thursday.  How the hell is that possible, Dorothy Buttface?

Get Out Of Hypocrisy Free Card

This is the HuffPo headline on the day it was discovered that Obama and Holder believe it’s okay to kill Americans if someone in the administration thinks it’s warranted.

The GOP thinks that amnesty is TOXIC!!  TOXIC I SAY!!  Waterboarding of terrorists ZOMG NOES!!  Murder of Americans by their government?  *cough*LULZ!!*cough*

Self-Defense

Earlier, there was some mockery directed at me for failing to recognize wiserbud’s, ahem, wit.  In my defense, please permit me to present the following case, which can be summarized in five words, thusly:  It would explain a lot.

Oso mentioned that no one would come out with a picture of Carmen Miranda.  (A) I didn’t know who it was; (2) Rosetta totally would; and (iii) I thought the point of that picture was that that’s how Rosetta, being gay, sees women.  I mean, have you ever seen one of Rosetta’s BBFs?  If not, here’s an illustration.

Top to bottom: BBF chick, Rosetta

I ask you: what’s more surprising, that the creator of a Kerry Marie BBF is gay, or that he isn’t?

Quod erat demonstrandum.

And in conclusion:  wiser, I pure hate you.

BUMPED: I, ROSETTA, am a proud gay man [ALERT! THIS IS A JOKE POST!!]

[Rosetta left an unused post in draft.  In case you didn't realize it, no matter who completes the post, the person who originally created it is tagged as the author of that post.  So I, wiserbud, took Rosetta's unused draft post and wrote the following.]

You may have noticed my absence in the past few months.  [JOKE ALERT:  NO ONE NOTICED OR CARED!!]

You may have assumed it is because of the changes I have experienced over the last 12 to 18 months, such as having a son and moving to a new home. [USE OF COMMONLY KNOWN FACTS ABOUT TARGET OF JOKE TO ESTABLISH "BONA FIDES" OF "AUTHOR" IN ORDER TO SET UP JOKE!!]

Well, that is not the only change that I have experienced recently. [SETUP!!  GET READY...  HERE COMES THE JOKE!!!]

Merry Christmas!

From Henry the Elf

Big Boob Friday

Hi errrrvryone.  Welcome to the official start of the weekend! If you haven’t put up your tree, lights, garland, stockings, or decorated the washer and dryer that reside in your front yard, YOU SUCK!!!!  Seriously, you better get on that you lazy POS.

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I wrote today’s song while approaching a semi-concious state after smoking opium with today’s model. I fired up the ‘ol time machine and punched in the coordinates ’20-naught-09, 23-skidoo, left-52, geisha gash dick punch, 49-swing.’ I was promptly taken to Japan where Nanomi Takizawa waited for me, then tempted me to ride the white dragon. When in Japan, do as the 19th century Chinese do. That’s what I always say.

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BBF

Welcome to the last day of the work week and our treasured Big Boob Friday. I never did hear from MJ as to WHY the hell he didn’t have  BBF ready, so I’ve thown this together.

Music… something goes here about music… let’s see… how am I feeling about the party of elephants lately? Oh, yes; right.

BOOOOOBEEEEEES!

Ok…Now What?

*sigh*