A splendid idea

You know, for once I agree with TFG:

“Fired up! Ready to go!”

Old Guns

This is the oldest one I have.  A Remington Model 33 in .22LR.  A single shot bolt action rifle.

My dad’s uncle (who raised my dad, his parents died when he was very young) gave it to him in 1942.  Dad was eleven.  He gave it to me in 1977,  just before I left home*.

This was the first firearm my father taught me to shoot with.  It was the first firearm I taught my girls to shoot with.  Always good to start with a .22 rifle, it “plinks”, it doesn’t jump or hurt.  It gets a new shooter used to the idea of firing a weapon.

Plum Tree Planted

Time for flowers.

Texas doesn’t have a long growing season.  It has two short ones.  Gotta get moving.

Also, faggots who don’t like horticulture, fuck you very hello.

Saturday Evening Pole

The old poat was getting stinky, so let’s have a new one!

Your dad used his iPad to forward me several racist jokes and to tell me that he likes this song because it reminds him of your mom.

Now, for the main event: It’s Boy vs. Ladyboy in The World Series of Pole!

Ahem

Camel Toe Thursday

I’m pleased to announce not only that we have a new semi-regular feature to look forward to, but also that it has attracted a generous overseas sponsor who believes (for some reason) that this is the perfect vehicle to promote their many fine and wholesome activities for young people. So, please enjoy Camel Toe Thursday, brought to you by the good people at the Bangkok YMCA!

“Come On Down To The Y!”

Seeing as how this is a “dry run,” I haven’t had time to put together any quizzes or links to cat pictures and/or animated gifs, so let’s just get straight into some hot camel toes!

My Bad Taste Will Kick Your Bad Taste in the Ass Any Day of the Week

Ace called it a Four Loki Bikini Tractor Pull hosted by Gary Busey.

So, Mission Accomplished.  Here’s the newest Crap Tree ornament.  Also my Secret Santa pal is getting a pair of socks.

Pleasingly Plump

I’m not going to name names, but a certain someone should take note.

GOOD:

Flukemania!

I think it was Bugs Bunny who said, “It is to laugh.”

Sandra Fluke, the woman at the center of a media firestorm earlier this year after Rush Limbaugh called her a “slut,” spoke Saturday in front of about 10 people at the Sak ‘N Save in north Reno.

Lawdy Rebus!!!