Big Boob Friday

Hi there!! Welcum to another edition of this blog’s long running version of Masterpiece Theater. As you know, you don’t know shit, so this post will attempt to play off of that truth by deceiving you. Confused? Me neither.

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I’m not going to screw around with any stupid introductions this week. This is Clapton, and Clapton is God. Quick story; when I was in HS, I saw Clapton at Alpine Valley, an outdoor venue. He was touring in support of Journeyman, a much overlooked album in his long distinguished career. During this song, which I absolutely love, he teased the audience a bit, and then blew everyone away. At right around the three minute mark in the song, the band stopped playing and drew out the silence to the point where the audience started clapping, thinking that it was over. They started back into the song very quietly, then Clapton broke into the guitar solo with a note that actually knocked me off of my feet. I looked around, and the people who were once standing around me were seated as well. Clapton is God.

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This weeks model is a hybrid. Half pig, half tit monster. She hails from the South American country of Romania, which is known for its big breasted ladies and unibrows. Please welcome the girl who was asked to spell HH at her high school spelling bee…Joanna Bliss!!!!!!!!

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Sunday Suckage

Yay, family holiday gatherings!

Pupster Poat

Last week I drove from Ohio to Tennessee, and while passing through Kentucky, a radio station played my favorite scream-along-to-the-radio song. It is possible I may have blown the speakers out of the rental car. YOU DON’T KNOW.

Big Boob Friday™

Afternoon, fuckers of oldness.  I wrote this song for Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce, and Ginger Baker while in a white room, with black curtains, by the station.

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Today’s model is from the Czech Rzpzblzc, and is listed as 25 years old. I’m calling bullshit on that, although maybe it’s the miles, not the years. Who knows how old anyone is in the former USSR satellites? This super hot chick lists herself as 29, although I’m guessing she’s not a day under 30. Please welcome this week’s model, that once again proves it’s pretty hard to airbrush a butterface, Gabrielle Passtel!!!!

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Big Boob Friday

Hi. I’m MJ. I like music.

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Today’s model is 24, and hails from Manchester England. This is the best comment I found a blog dedicated to her, ah, attributes. “The single greatest set of hooters I’ve ever seen. In fact, they’re so goddamn sexy that I actually shed a tear while tugging one out.” Please welcome my new best friend, Holly Peers!!!1!

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Monday Muscular Motivational

Hurrah! Monday returns!

On a sad note, one of my favorite source sites Wid Gorilla Man. Has concluded it’s fantastic run of something like 2 years. During that period, he had some of the hottest crossfit gals pictured in all their glory. If you saw a girl here standing on a tire, pushing a sled, or climbing a rope, I probably found it there. Moment o’ silence, folks.

Now, hot chicks.

Looks like someone’s having trouble facing the day ahead.
Maybe she should stretch a bit?

Big Boob Friday™

Afternoon. I have put an enormous amount of thought into our Friday exploration of female mammary glands. I’m sticky, dehydrated and really need a nap, but I still had time to write this song for my dear friend, Mallory. Fuckin’ Monkees stole it.

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Today’s model has a great smile and a winning personality. She also has J-size pool floaties. But it’s her natural charm and love of woodland creatures that landed her as the BBF model of record for the paste tongued masses dropping by our little corner of the insanityverse. Please welcome Wendy Fiore!

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Beaver Cleaver

Henry Says Hi, Poops His Pants

Sorry for my recent extended absence.  Work and family have consumed all my time the last couple of weeks.  However I was able to get a hall pass today for a few hours.  YES!!

Henry just had his first professional photo shoot and these are the first few samples that we’ve seen.  They are on the photographer’s FaceChimpBallSpace page so I think some of you who are 13-year old girls may have already seen them.  He’s a damn fine looking lad.

Fun Trivia: That blue sweater was mine from when I was a little girl.

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Saturday STFU

Good morning…