You Named It What?

Shit Stolen From A Site That Begins with R and Ends With T

That’s correct!  I stole this craptastic crap from Radiotherpist dot com. A wonderful site that also claims to be the front page of the internet.

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Dawww. So cute.

In The Rated R Version He Put His Hand Up Her Dress

Ok, maybe that was just in my head. There is no rated R version so you can stop googling it.

I thought the ad was pretty good. In fact, it was my favorite commercial from the Rayper Bowl.

Bravery is cool. Confidence is sexy. Trading a shiner for a kiss? A well calculated move by our dorky hero, which she clearly enjoyed.

Pleasingly Plump

I’m not going to name names, but a certain someone should take note.

GOOD:

Medium Boob Friday

Hi. Medium boobs are good too, so before you start yer bitchin’, take a look at just how pretty this woman is. Who am I kidding? Yer gonna bitch.

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I wrote this song about your mom, yesterday. Its really three songs in one, the first part is just the band dicking around, then at the 1 minute mark it gets going, then it turns into a Pink Floyd type of thing that is trippy. Like your mom.

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Today’s model is of the sushi variety. She is from Japan and likes stuff. Her boobs are pretty big, but really they are medium sized and only look big because she is so small. I like her. You can fuck off if you don’t. Please welcome wassername!!!!!!!!

Now that the kids are in bed, time for some grownup fun

Big Boob Friday™

Good afternoon, RomneyPhones.

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Cyn and I wrote this song way back in 1987. We’d been living in Hollywood for a few months when we ran into a guy that called himself Axl. I developed a pretty strong addiction to huffing Aquanet, and Cyn…well Cyn was called Sin back then IYKWIMAITYD. In order to keep ourselves stocked up on hair care products and meth, but mostly hair care products, we decided to write a few songs for our new friend Axl and his buddies Slash, what’s his name, that other guy, and that dude that plays the drums.

Cyn wrote the first part:

If I say I don’t need anyone
I can say these things to you
‘Cause I can turn on anyone
Just like I’ve turned on you
I’ve got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you’ll do whatever I like.

I responded with the chorus:

Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young
But Honey I ain’t naive
Here I am
And you’re a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey you’re a bit obscene.

Cyn:

I’ve seen everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I’ve had everything that’s tangible
Honey you’d be surprised
I’m a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise
If you turn me on to anything
You better turn me on tonight.

I don’t really remember anything after that. I woke in the hospital a few days later, apparently brought in by someone calling themselves Mrs. Robinson. Or so the doctors told me.

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This week’s model has probably been here before, but it’s not like you guys/gals would remember. Most of you don’t remember how you got in front of the computer, let alone what happened a few weeks or months ago. Anywho, please give a 47% welcome to 100% of Sophie Howard!!!!!!!!!

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Big Boob Friday™

Hmmmmm?  The red past or the blue paste? Always a tough decision on a Friday. Whatever you do, don’t eat the brown paste. Roamy spiked it with something she brought home from the lab.

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I wrote this song last night for the MSNBC crew covering the RNC. I didn’t watch any of the commentary until yesterday, but it’s pretty clear to me that in addition to shitting their collective pants on live TeeVee, they probably don’t have much of a company softball team. Well, except for that Maddow fella. He looks pretty good.

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I grabbed the BBF pictures a few days ago, and I’ve already forgotten her name. I’m just going to make this part up, because no one actually reads the posts here, and who the fuck cares anyway? AMIRIGHT? So..today’s model is a 19 year old coed from Ethiopia. She is 5’10″ and tips the scales at 120 pounds. Her measurements are 38 pig- 44 hippo- 42pig. Please welcome…Shaneequa Jones!!!!!!

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Overnight Concert

A New Lawnmower for Leon

Sounds like Leon needs a lawnmower with moar power. I think we may have found one:
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