HHD

Roamy and that darned hammock… when will she learn not to wear the heels too? Welp, we have to do another one without her. Happy Hunky Hump Day:

Mmmmmm good morning, lover…

Caption This

If you care/dare…

Quick Sunday Ships

Wiser’s old post was getting pokey so here is a fresh new one to stink up

121211-N-ZZ999-006 GROTON, Conn. (Dec. 11, 2012) Santa Claus rides aboard the Los Angeles-class attack submarine USS San Juan (SSN 751) as the boat returns to Naval Submarine Base New London. Military children received toys hand-delivered by Santa that were donated from Operation Homefront in conjunction with Dollar Tree stores. (U.S. Navy photograph by Lt. David Lincoln/Released)

Big Boob Friday

Good afternoon, Eastwoods. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who’s the baddest mother fucker of them all? If you have to ask, you’re going to vote for Obama so fuck off.

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I wrote this song for November 7th or late November 6th. It taught me three things: 1. Swedish people are really weird, but smart. They pimp their own shit and aren’t ashamed of it. 2. The bouncing girl at 1:50 is the personification of how I’ll feel if our guy pulls this out. 3. I forgot what three is, but you have to either have a list of three or five things, apparently. A list of two just seems sad, I guess.

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Today’s model is a newbie, and from what I can gather, hasn’t really modeled very much. Judging by her expression in the few pictures I could find, she either doesn’t like it, or has no idea that someone is taking her picture. She is from the Czech Republic, tips the scales at 21 years old, and scored an amazing 34G in the long jump. Please welcome BBF virgin, Lena Hruskova!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wurst Party EVAR

It’s party time! Yay?

I totally don’t care that you can’t read this without clicking on it because it’s not funny anyway.

About damn time … a call to action

Open Thread

Muscular Monday Motivational

Good morning all, and welcome to Monday. Upon this cheery occasion, I want to publicly thank Car in for welcoming myself and my wife into her home and sharing gratuitous amounts of fine food and liquor with us. I had a fantastic time and will cherish the memory.

Now, on to business.

I shuffled together this week’s photos using my typical advanced algorithm (of grabbing them at random from a huge pile), and I already know who you’re going to guess is the tranny this week. Mostly because I’m pretty sure y’all said she was a he last time she was here. Know what? Pthbt, that’s what.

Anyhow, if you find a nice girl and she already has a ring, it’s probably still okay to look.

Do you remember what it’s about?

HHD: Expend Me

I got to see a teaser dealie of The Expendables 2 while at the movies this weekend and it looks like there’s a bit of nummy for just about everyone.