Shirlena?

Lawdy Rebus!!!

Bib Boob Friday

Hello. If you are like me, you’ve probably had enough of the Olympics by now, especially that terrible game of beach volleyball. I was just telling Mrs MJ that I’m shocked *SHOCKED* that they only wear little tiny bikinis. How vulgar. I wrote this song last Saturday night, and I’m petty sure you fuckers are all old enough to actually remember it. OAF.

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Today’s featured model has pursued a career by always charging through the backdoor. She stands 5’5″ and was born in Italy in 1988, but grew up in Virginia. Once she turned 18, she moved to Hollywood and promptly began selling Dat Ass. Please welcome the ass with class, Aurora Jolie.

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Big Boob Friday

What up, homefries? I wrote this song for Harry Reid last night when I was thinking about what a dirty, cocksucking-motherfucker he is. The only question I have is:  after he has ‘special time’ with his young boys, does he smell his finger? I think we all know the answer so from now on I’m just going to refer to him as Leader Stink-Finger. (sorry sohos)

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Today’s model comes from the far off land of Tokyo, Mississsippi. She is oddly fluent in Japanese, and generally displays her massive godzilla boobs for cold, hard, cash. Please welcome Miri Hanoi!1!!!!!!!!!   Mmmmmm, catfish sushi.

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The not too distant future: Lapeer, MI

I’m not going to be able to make it to the big Meatup, but David Lynch has provided a NSFW preview…

(I challenge anybody to make it through half of that video.)

Big Boob Friday

It’s here. It’s really here. It’s Friday, and we have boobs. This week Sucked Falt, so let’s cut the talky-talk, and skip to the good stuff. This song was either written for Roland, or the Man With No Name. Either way, it’s badass.

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Today’s model was discovered by submitting pictures of her personality to an internet smut site. Shocking! According to her bio, she dislikes the following things: Spiders, Waves, Small spaces, Injections, Migraines, The dark, Citrus scented stuff, Bees and wasps, Anything flying near my face, English Summers, Cricket, Golf, Tennis, Cats, Jazz, Ska, Liars. I have a feeling she’ll get used to the stuff flying at her face. Please welcome my new best friend, Sara Willis!

Beaver Cleaver

I am tired of holding my nose while voting Republican

Why is there a not Romney candidate?

Bob Dole (R hold your nose) Loser, endorses Mitt.

John McLame (R hold your nose) Loser, endorses Mitt.

Wait! Mitt lost to McLame? Did he pick up any one in the draft? Has he been practicing?  Just how does he win? He is a loser endorsed by losers.

Why can he beat Obama? Things are different you say Obama is weak. He is a (R hold your nose) candidate. I am tired of holding my nose.  He Lost to McCain last time, we cannot afford to have him lose to Obama this time.

Worst Christmas Songs & Albums

A little something to get you into the mood.

Let ‘er rip.

Halloween!

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