I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?
Good grief you people are a pain.
I’m looking at you Cyn.
For bcock’s first poat that he was going on and on about…
1) A condition in the insurance market created by Democrats in 2010 causing premiums to skyrocket. The condition is due to the disproportionate number of unhealthy individuals in the insurers risk pool, also created by Democrats in 2010. In order to cover the cost of the larger concentrations of unhealthy individuals, insurers will be forced to raise all premiums, causing healthy individuals to no longer see the value in insurance, thus creating a total collapse.
2) A pretty good name for a cover band. Continue reading
Good day, puddywhackers. Today’s BBF will have 90% more boob and 10% less content. Yeah boob!
This weeks song is short and sweet, kind of like me. If you’d like to hear the full version, you can do that here.
Today’s model is a traditional BBF gal. And by traditional I mean plus sized. And by plus sized I mean a little fat. And by a little fat, I mean a lot fat. Most of these pictures are pretty deceptive, but after extensive research looking for
cooter clothed, chaste pictures of our model it appears that she has a very large fat deposit below the belly button, and above her lady business. I believe this is called a front ass. Anyway, she’s hot if you like the Rosettaesque type. Please welcum first time BBF superstar Kyra Sin!!!!!!!!!
Yep, that’s exactly how many fucks I give about airlift today. Every C-5 I’m supposed to be controlling is broke somewhere in the world. Speaking of the C-5 (also known as the Aluminum Overcast), here’s a picture of A BOAT ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN’ PLANE.
Going to be a long shift. May have to self-medicate before lunch. If the quality and coherence of my posts start to improve around noon you will know that I am into the rum.
I may have mentioned that my arsenal of cool stuff has improved dramatically over the last few months. That reminded me to post a pic so you can revel in my awesome. Continue reading