It’s time to push that down and load up on some extra special video.

It’s time to push that down and load up on some extra special video.
Good afternoon, hostages. I’m having one of those weeks that is apparently full of *looks around for lauraw* Tuesdays. I’d like to chop off Endless Tuesday’s balls, peel off the skin, put them in the new food processor I got for Christmas, add olive oil, a touch of salt, some chick peas, tahini paste, and [...]
A timely ode to one of the greatest inventions ever.
Merry Christmas Fatasses and welcome to the Third Annal Secret Santa Gift Opening. Oh, and enjoy the whimsy of the Magic of Christmas peppered (FUCK SALT!) throughout this post. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdyn25z7VWc
Happy Friday, H2ers! MJ is kinda tied up in an unknown basement with work, so I’m filling in this week. Since you are in a hurry to get to the poat, let’s have a sped up version of Excitable Boy, excitable Hostages: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb2UvzNx2Sw Today’s featured lovely hails from Vancouver, British Columbia. I don’t know how [...]
Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today. Guess which Hostagette this is.
So we need some funneh.