Big Boob Friday–Moar Star Wars

Hi. This week will feature a small budget, independent film that almost no one has seen. It is a wonderful representation of the struggle of good and evil in the universe and ultimately in one’s self. I speak of a movie called Star Wars. I’ll pause here while you search the intertits for a page, paragraph, or image related to this little known gem of cinematic art.

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I have no idea who this model is, and she doesn’t exactly represent the normal theme of the Friday Fap Fest™ but, damn, this is hotter than a 1000 suns, in a 1000 microwaves, in Mila Kunis’ kitchen. Please allow me to Force myself on you….Imperial Guardette.

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Big Boob Friday™

Hi!!!  Well, you made it another week. Don’t you feel special? Don’t you feel like something has been accomplished?

I don’t either, so fuck it.

I wrote this song for a guy named Iggy Pop way back in 197somthing. He was high as fuck, and really needed to eat a sandwich, but he locked me in a room filled with stuffed bunnies, and screamed at me to come up with something that endless fucktards could cover in order to prove that they know something about…what was I saying? Oh right. Fuck it. Now Anthony Keidis looks like Iggy Pop. Everything that is new is old.

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Today’s hottie is hot (nsfw). She learned how to trade showing her boobies for money just a few years back, and quickly rocketed to fame in a gentleman’s magazine that starts with P, ends with Y, and has an LAYBO in the middle. Please welcome Iryna Ivanova!!1!1!!!!!! She really does have great cans, doesn’t she?

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Some Sunday Stupid

Less content, but still more filling.

Shit Stolen From A Site That Begins with R and Ends With T

That’s correct!  I stole this craptastic crap from Radiotherpist dot com. A wonderful site that also claims to be the front page of the internet.

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Dawww. So cute.

XBrad Was Too Lazy To Poat…

…I bet he doesn’t make that mistake again.

Yer Welcome.

Totally Tushy Tuesday.

Now with more ass, and less assholes.

Every man likes a nice set of bewbs. But the more discerning among us realize that true beauty comes from a woman having a great ass. Butts can be big or petite, well rounded, or heart shaped. They can be a little hippy, or or like a bubble. There’s no one right butt. They can be nekkid, covered in lace, latex or denim or even granny panties. A good bum is a thing of beauty, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And I’d love to beholdin’ her butt.

For our inaugural butt, let’s start with a longtime favorite of mine, Shakira. She can’t sing, and I can’t understand a word she says, but in the immortal words of Detective Vincent Hanna,* “She’s got a great ASS!”

Tuesday night totty

Because sometimes, I find pics that don’t really fit MMM, but are nonetheless good pictures. Also, we need a new poat.

That looks tricky.

Big Boob Friday™

Ladies and gentlepervs, we are through the looking glass. Up is down, left is right, cats are drinking from the toilet bowl, and Cyn is wearing underpants. You may ask yourself, what the whoopie is this poopie? The answer is: because shut up, racist. Team R n R is going to have to figure a way around the media because they are dead fucking set on ignoring substantive arguments. For those of you keeping score at home it works like this:  In bounds–Time Traveling Cancer Death Ray Magic Powers, Out of Bounds–Foreign Policy.

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I wrote this song on Wednesday morning, after taking a big swig of my coffee. I assumed that I had inadvertently used the sweetener from the special sugar bowl, but alas, I was only fooling myself. I really saw our media–the guardians of truth as they see it–come out in full support of their boyfriend on live TeeVee.

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Today’s model was born in a country that GETS IT. Her most recent visa application lists her talents as 36DD-27-34. Please give a grool slick round of applause to Rosalie Verne!!!!111!!!!1!!!

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Big Boob Friday™

Good afternoon, ladies. Glad to see you all made it through hell week, albeit with a slightly compromised liver. Welcome to your weekly tit fix, even if the head ewok is sort of down on the Five Knuckle Olympics, featuring the One Man Tug-o-War. I added the commentary to this song while watching the teevee on Tuesday-Thursday this week…”SOS…Kill me…”

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This week’s fap fantasy cums from the great state of Arizona, and was born in 1990 (that makes her 21, but I still feel like a total perv). Her lab results came back positive for sexiness with an overall score of 34D-26-37. Please give a grool slick ovation to the girl with two first names…Christine Veronica !!!!!!!!!!11!

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Big Boob Friday™

Hmmmmm?  The red past or the blue paste? Always a tough decision on a Friday. Whatever you do, don’t eat the brown paste. Roamy spiked it with something she brought home from the lab.

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I wrote this song last night for the MSNBC crew covering the RNC. I didn’t watch any of the commentary until yesterday, but it’s pretty clear to me that in addition to shitting their collective pants on live TeeVee, they probably don’t have much of a company softball team. Well, except for that Maddow fella. He looks pretty good.

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I grabbed the BBF pictures a few days ago, and I’ve already forgotten her name. I’m just going to make this part up, because no one actually reads the posts here, and who the fuck cares anyway? AMIRIGHT? So..today’s model is a 19 year old coed from Ethiopia. She is 5’10″ and tips the scales at 120 pounds. Her measurements are 38 pig- 44 hippo- 42pig. Please welcome…Shaneequa Jones!!!!!!

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