You’re welcome, America! Bask in my magnificence!

This is the ‘short limo’. I assume this is Biden’s.

The larger one is called the ‘Beast’ and has to be driven up the ramp at a 45 degree angle due to the long wheel base.

A splendid idea

You know, for once I agree with TFG:

“Fired up! Ready to go!”

Because you asked – another H2 PSA

‘Nuff Said

Flukemania!

I think it was Bugs Bunny who said, “It is to laugh.”

Sandra Fluke, the woman at the center of a media firestorm earlier this year after Rush Limbaugh called her a “slut,” spoke Saturday in front of about 10 people at the Sak ‘N Save in north Reno.

Feel like making love

I am feeling froggy (makes me miss the Cuffys) so I am going to just throw some shit up….(Not literally) idiot

It’s time for a President instead of a pResident

BREAKING: Draft of Obama’s 2013 Inauguration speech discovered

Must credit Wiserbud!

DRAFT

President Barack Obama’s 2013 Inauguration Speech

Are you fucking kidding me??  Seriously, are you people out of your fucking minds?  You re-elected me?  ME??   I’m the worst fucking President this country has ever seen and you stupid fucking idiots actually voted me to a second term??  Jesus Christ, people, what the hell do I have to do here?

Did you honestly think I really wanted a second term?  Fuck no, I didn’t even want a FIRST term, you fucking fools!  Didn’t I make that painfully obvious with all the dumbass  shit  I pulled during this campaign?  But noooooo, you goddamn assholes had to re-elect me anyway.

Us and Them

We are not the ones who insist that “the science is settled”, while hiding and manipulating data that may prove us wrong.

We are not the ones who believe in punishing success.

We are not the ones who believe that it is acceptable to mock religion, and then demand that everyone respect the rites and traditions of a murderous cult that is intent upon bringing about our destruction.

Like a Phoenix from the ashes, it returns

Which is totally different from the chances Obama and his fellow travelers have this upcoming election season.