Today is Friday! If you are not MCPO, this day is the gateway to the weekend. Time to get drunk and drunker.
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This song doesn’t totally suck.
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Today’s BBF model hails from merry ‘ol England and was born in 1980. She first began modeling her rubenesque body in 2001, and pretty much wrapped things up in 2010. It was a helluva run. She now works as a secretary, but still models on the weekends. Please welcome, Michelle Bond!
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Welcome all, to my first try at the legendary H2 post, BBF. A tradition that is passed down from internet generation to internet generation.
First, I must include a music selection, so we will go for a classic from The Rolling Stones:
Today’s model was born in Seattle, Washington June 6, 1983. Her first job was at a hamburger restaurant in Seattle called Dick’s Drive-In. After being approached about modelling, she eventually tried it, figuring that if she did not like it, she could stop. Well, I guess she liked it, because she went ALL the way. She walks in at a tall 5′ 11″, and 145 pounds. Please welcome 1st time guest Gianna Michaels.
Since Rosetta is on Henry and Floyd watch for the next 15-19 years, we’ll probably have to face the fact that substitute posters will be the norm. So get used to seeing models under 300 lbs, that are slightly more attractive than your average sheep. Sorry xBrad.
I wrote this song for Mrs MJ. NSFW! (Lyrics only)
The NSFW video is here.
Little is known about today’s model other than she was born in Tokyo and has type A blood. She is mysteriously sexy! Please put down the Jergens and put your hands together for Ai Shinozaki. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
So, some un-American health Nazi assholes at Johns Hopkins have decided that Mondays weren’t already miserable enough, so people should go without meat on that day of the week.
Hello. Welcome to Big Boob Friday, nice person.
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This song has a lifespan of maybe 12 listens and then it will be annoying. The lyrics are pretty funny but the video is lame. Four out of five dentists recommend that you crank it.
Outfit by Aunt Teresa. Pirate ARG!!
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Waterworld. Starring Floyd as Dave.
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FLOYD KWON DO!
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I’m sure you’ve all seen the current headline on Drudge:
This isn’t normally an investigative blog unless by “investigative” you mean “stupid”. However I thought that there was more to the Weiner scandal than Ace and Patterico were finding. So I did some research (drank a bottle of Jägermeister) and uncovered some shocking, SHOCKING new information.
It turns out that the original photo that caused this uproar was one of a series of photos that Weiner took or received via TwitFaceDickPunch. The story to this point has been seedy and his actions are nothing short of reprehensible. However what I’ve uncovered is more disturbing that you could have ever imagined.
Since this is my first post on this scandal, here is the original disgusting picture that started this avalanche of douche:
I discovered a heretofore unseen cache from TumblryFrogYourMom of additional pictures from this same day.
WARNING: What you are about to see cannot be unseen.
