Hola. That’s my attempt to be inclusive during immigration!!!1!!1!! week.
I wrote this song especially for this post. You’ll get it later.
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And now a joke…or not.
Mr and Mrs Obama were walking around downtown Chicago in early 2008. The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it’s safe to cross the street. Mr Obama, confused by the sound asked his intellectually gifted wife what the buzzer was for. Mrs Obama replied that it was to notify blind people that the light was about to turn red. Mr Obama was appalled and asked, ‘What are blind people doing driving? That seems kind of dangerous.’ Mrs Obama contemplated, then replied, ‘Fairness, that’s why.’
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So this week’s model is a newbie born in the great state of Pennsylvania way back in 1988. Not much is known of her background, other than she likes to change her hair color a lot, which as the kids say these days, is the ‘bees knees.’ Now, before you get all pissy, I’ll answer in the affirmative, that yes, those puppies aren’t real. Given her smile, body, and penchant for thongs I decided to make an exception. Please welcome Alexis Sage!!!!!!!!!!
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Hmmmmm? The red past or the blue paste? Always a tough decision on a Friday. Whatever you do, don’t eat the brown paste. Roamy spiked it with something she brought home from the lab.
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I wrote this song last night for the MSNBC crew covering the RNC. I didn’t watch any of the commentary until yesterday, but it’s pretty clear to me that in addition to shitting their collective pants on live TeeVee, they probably don’t have much of a company softball team. Well, except for that Maddow fella. He looks pretty good.
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I grabbed the BBF pictures a few days ago, and I’ve already forgotten her name. I’m just going to make this part up, because no one actually reads the posts here, and who the fuck cares anyway? AMIRIGHT? So..today’s model is a 19 year old coed from Ethiopia. She is 5’10″ and tips the scales at 120 pounds. Her measurements are 38 pig- 44 hippo- 42pig. Please welcome…Shaneequa Jones!!!!!!
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Greetings, infidels. Today I undertook a sacred mission to make what has been termed a “bacon explosion” because, well, once I read about it, I had no choice. I had to try.
Observe the ingredients:
24 oz of thick cut bacon, 16 oz of mild italian sausage, all the cloves in one garlic bulb, a green pepper, extra sharp cheddar (4-6 oz), BBQ sauce, BBQ rub.
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It’s time to push that down and load up on some extra special video.
Good evening bags of douche. I sincerely hope that everyone had a wonderful week. I wrote this song while Michael was in the band Roxy Music, in the early 80′s. He’s obviously Brian Ferry. Wiser also makes an appearance in the video at 1:50, so keep your eyes peeled.
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Today’s model was born in merry ‘ol England way back in 1990. She was recently awarded a 32GG (NSFW) on her law school exams, but decided it would be more lucrative to display her awards for cold hard cash. Thanks Kelly!
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Afternoon. I have put an enormous amount of thought into our Friday exploration of female mammary glands. I’m sticky, dehydrated and really need a nap, but I still had time to write this song for my dear friend, Mallory. Fuckin’ Monkees stole it.
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Today’s model has a great smile and a winning personality. She also has J-size pool floaties. But it’s her natural charm and love of woodland creatures that landed her as the BBF model of record for the paste tongued masses dropping by our little corner of the insanityverse. Please welcome Wendy Fiore!
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Now with more Rich pleasing content!
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Elizabeth Marxs is from Texas, is 20 years old, and is fucking gorgeous. Listen to this song, then send HS some hate mail.
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