June 4, 2013
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Hi there, frog eaters. I guess its a holiday weekend, so lets just get this part out of the way…Thank you Jesus and God or whatever for making chicks with big, fluffy, bouncy, perky tits. I’d also like to thank you for girls that don’t fit the title of this post. I dig girls of all types and truth be told, I’d probably choose fit girls over curvy any day. Just not mannish, like Leon’s trannies. Amen. PS, vagina is awesome too! Thanks for that!!!
True Story: My friend Tony and I were at a show featuring about 15 bands, all of totally different genres. We were wandering through the Cuban Club basement (Will clapping politely, Tony chugging a beer in the foreground, and MJ with a mullet FUBAR) to get a drink and happened to run across The Pack AD. I looked over from the bar and saw two grungy girls blowing the room away. We ended staying there for the rest of the show and bought the band–Becky and Maya–a beer afterward. They gave us a signed album. An actual album, made of pressed vinyl. I would have tried to get in Becky Black’s pants, but I was in love or something stoopid like that. Love sucks. I LOVE YOU BECKY BLACK!!!!!!
This week’s model is blonde, so I don’t give a shit about her. Please give a lukewarm welcome for Jess Davies. She has natural boobs and blah blah blah, something something something. Jergens.
Today is the LAST DAY to tell me if you wanna play Secret Santa. I’m cereal, this is the last and final day.
You think long and hard about staying out of this beautiful Hostage Holiday tradition.
Speaking of that, I’ve been wanted to ask the Hostegettes something all week.
Hot or Not?
The little thing on his chin needs to go, but there’s something about the cut of his jib …
So – Hot? or NOT?
Yesterday I learned that our President is “eye candy.”
News to me.
AACK. First, we need a nice, cleansing, long look at a crowd favorite. It’s been here before, it’ll probably be back in the future. I give you – Bond, James Bond.
^Eye. Candy.^ If those hags on The View think Obummer is “eye candy” then it’s time they be let out to pasture.