Probation

Hi.

Don’t give me that look, young lady.

Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

Happy Easter

Too bad Carin’s chickens ruined it.

Not Monday

Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
Still not tired of Grumpy Cat.

Monday Motivational Muscle

I don’t feel all that up to a lengthy preamble this week, so this’ll be one of those short, content-light, phoning-it-in MMM poats. I’ll add a couple of extra pictures to make up for it. That’s like 2000 extra words, so it’s fine.

So my wife and I have been watching season one of Once Upon a Time. Snow White is cute, but not like this gal.

Sciency Saturday

Rocketboy and Mini-me are competing in the Science Olympiad today, but that doesn’t stop me from digging in the funneh folder to find something to make you smile, perhaps even LOL.
When I saw this, I immediately thought, “I need to post this for Mare.”

Monday-ish Muscly Motive-actuators

Greetings all. It’s Monday morning again and there ain’t a damn thing anyone can do about it, least of all me. I get to spend my week trying to maintain yet another fresh piece of orphaned code and picking up a new set of orphaned tasks thanks to yet another departing coworker. Everyone leaves and I get more to do for the same amount of money. It’s (not) awesome, I recommend it if you have the opportunity (to remain employed in the midst of the economic destruction wrought by Obama and his fellow travelers).

Anyone need a mathlete? I’m not cheap, but I’m very good and have a higher tolerance for tedium than most. I’ve done damn near everything you can task defense contractor technical staff with and then some. I can coordinate and collaborate and commiserate and powerpoint and blahbadeedblah. Eh, whatever, I’ll probably just stay at it because I’m pretty sure putting up with all of it has left me somewhere in the walking-on-water stage with management, and my office is really close to my gym, so there’s that.

Is this what you came here for? No, of course not, and I don’t blame you if you skipped all that crap and came straight down to this first image. I’m just saying that I ain’t all that motivated, just sorta resignated. Er, resigned. But I’m not quitting, it’s the other kind of resigned. Like, to fate.

This is a gif. It was sent to me, I’ll leave you to guess the sender.

All Tucker Poat

Gruff tucker

Self-Defense

Earlier, there was some mockery directed at me for failing to recognize wiserbud’s, ahem, wit.  In my defense, please permit me to present the following case, which can be summarized in five words, thusly:  It would explain a lot.

Oso mentioned that no one would come out with a picture of Carmen Miranda.  (A) I didn’t know who it was; (2) Rosetta totally would; and (iii) I thought the point of that picture was that that’s how Rosetta, being gay, sees women.  I mean, have you ever seen one of Rosetta’s BBFs?  If not, here’s an illustration.

Top to bottom: BBF chick, Rosetta

I ask you: what’s more surprising, that the creator of a Kerry Marie BBF is gay, or that he isn’t?

Quod erat demonstrandum.

And in conclusion:  wiser, I pure hate you.

Bettie Page+Barbi Benton Big Boob Friday

Hello Comrades, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. MJ is taking a little time off for a cruise to New Zealand, most likely so he can tower over some of the indigenous pygmies and act like a big man.

It seems that every time I take the reins for a BBF poat, I whine about about how hard it is to find new models, funny gifs, appropriate music, and I just more or less act like kind of a mare about the whole thing.

Not this time, my friends. I am making a conscious effort in 2013 to have a more positive outlook and a better attitude about things, I will try and spend more energy on what I like and also not waste time worrying about everything I don’t like.

I like boobs. I like gifs. I like funny pictures and making fun of Dave in Texas. I like ACDC. This is the best job ever.