Bettie Page+Barbi Benton Big Boob Friday

Hello Comrades, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. MJ is taking a little time off for a cruise to New Zealand, most likely so he can tower over some of the indigenous pygmies and act like a big man.

It seems that every time I take the reins for a BBF poat, I whine about about how hard it is to find new models, funny gifs, appropriate music, and I just more or less act like kind of a mare about the whole thing.

Not this time, my friends. I am making a conscious effort in 2013 to have a more positive outlook and a better attitude about things, I will try and spend more energy on what I like and also not waste time worrying about everything I don’t like.

I like boobs. I like gifs. I like funny pictures and making fun of Dave in Texas. I like ACDC. This is the best job ever.

Guns are evil — but gangbangers with guns are awesome…

I have an idea for all of our politicians on the Hill that want to enact gun laws that only punish the innocent. Since I have no faith in the “you have to vote for the bill, to see what’s in it” crowd, I’ll also be happy to share with folks in all of the flyover redneck states that somehow manage to balance their budgets.

And since we have an Attorney General that has never seen a constitution that cannot be interpreted politically — would have to be up to individual State’s Attorneys and state legislators.

Force cities with high gun crime rates to enforce the gun laws already on the books and go after the criminals that commit 99.99% of gun crime.

Ok…Now What?

*sigh*

Romneystruck

Pupster Poat

Last week I drove from Ohio to Tennessee, and while passing through Kentucky, a radio station played my favorite scream-along-to-the-radio song. It is possible I may have blown the speakers out of the rental car. YOU DON’T KNOW.

Flukemania!

I think it was Bugs Bunny who said, “It is to laugh.”

Sandra Fluke, the woman at the center of a media firestorm earlier this year after Rush Limbaugh called her a “slut,” spoke Saturday in front of about 10 people at the Sak ‘N Save in north Reno.

Amen, brother, amen.

Us and Them

We are not the ones who insist that “the science is settled”, while hiding and manipulating data that may prove us wrong.

We are not the ones who believe in punishing success.

We are not the ones who believe that it is acceptable to mock religion, and then demand that everyone respect the rites and traditions of a murderous cult that is intent upon bringing about our destruction.

Here’s an intelligent person’s alternative to this week’s DNC

Like a Phoenix from the ashes, it returns

Which is totally different from the chances Obama and his fellow travelers have this upcoming election season.