Big Boob Friday™

Good day, hose fornicators. Today’s BBF is of the traditional variety that you’ve cum to know and love. No, I’m not talking about dick swinging trannies, or farm animals in provocative poses. I’m talking ’bout all natural, the size as airships, round as Charlie Brown’s head, big fat titties!!!!!!!!

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I wrote this song for Rush back in the ’70s. Geddy Lee and I were hanging out playing Dungeons and Dragons when he put down his bottle of 7UP and said, “MJ, how can I possibly portray myself as a bigger dork? I already wear women’s kimonos on stage, I look like your mom on crack, and given the chance to change my name to Count von Hugecock I decided to stay with Geddy?” I told me to write a song about a 19th century American novel. Fin.

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Today’s model is an import from a North African country called the Ukraine. She graduated with a marketing degree from BigTit U, with a 44-24-36. Past that, I don’t give a shit. Fuck you, I have big tits!!!111!!!! Please welcome a newbie….Sha Rizel.

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A Speshul Day

Big Blindfold Friday

Good day, lovelies. Today we will explore the concept of ‘less is moar.’ Rather than big ugly whales with ud-hers the size of Rosetta’s head, we’ll be taking a look at just the eyes, which somehow become hotter when they are obscured. I dunno how this works, but it works. Submit to my Friday post, bitches. It’s science!

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And now some music! I wrote song for you in the early 90s. It’s a love song, filled with revenge, violence, and what I can only guess is a deeply held white hot rage to kill you. It was Car in’s wedding song.

* Tool–Crawl Away

* Also, dat gap and belly button.

Chatroom Decorations

Don’t forget Sunday…

A Lost Weekend

Mundane brings the thunder:

Small Boob Friday

Good day, hosefuckers!!!

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I know all you assface douches don’t like Ani, but Wiser will love this shit. It’s tuba playing faggots, a few other horns, and a little percussion just fucking around. Plus the drummer is a pretty good looking box licker so it fists our theme for the day.

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Do you like lesbians? I like lesbians, so today we’re going to explore the deep dark world of ballerina lesbianism…for science. Normally this weekly post–the first of its kind–would be devoted to ladies with large mammary glands. But not today piglets. Today, because yesterday was my birfinday, I reserve the right to replace the normal Friday cow with a true beauty. A stunning, gal that speaks Russian and Engrish. A chick that has one brown eye (your whore mouth; shut it) and one green eye. A gal that emails me, texts, me and stalks me 24/7. Please put down the BBD and put your hands together for MILA KUNIS!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1

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MJ, I love you. Cum back to bed.

Needs a Spanking

After Hours BBF

Not much original content here. Deal.

Big Bewb Friday

Hello, and welcome once again to Big Boob Friday. Today at H2 we will be exploring the studio space and discussing taxes, birthday days of the week, parasitic fish tongue lice, squash gardening and the women who love it, and gluten.

But first, a musical selection that nobody clicks on. I like this band a lot even though they are foreigners and they also remind me of one of our long lost hot chick commentators.

I volunteered to cover for MJ this week while he’s away at fat camp, even though I don’t have a lot of free time for bewb perusal. I just wanted to tell you fine internet friends that I value your contributions to our little corner of a series of tubes and I love you all, man. Also I might be drunk at work.

Our model for today was born on March 3rd, 1989 in Warrwick, England, she stands slightly hunched over at 5’6″ and measures a generous 32-26-35 and 125 lbs. Please welcome but don’t google from work Miss Lucy Collett!

Slappaho. Indian Princess or Tasty Japanese Beer?

First, a little primer. 

Marekitty. Daww.

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