The end is nigh!
March 5, 2013
Categories: asshole, Balls, bbq, Bunker Pants!, cereal, Don't Make Me Kill You, Douche-bagger, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, General Bitching, Helen Thomas's Scrotum . . Author: Jewstin . Comments: 122 Comments
It seems that every time I take the reins for a BBF poat, I whine about about how hard it is to find new models, funny gifs, appropriate music, and I just more or less act like kind of a mare about the whole thing.
Not this time, my friends. I am making a conscious effort in 2013 to have a more positive outlook and a better attitude about things, I will try and spend more energy on what I like and also not waste time worrying about everything I don’t like.
Last week I drove from Ohio to Tennessee, and while passing through Kentucky, a radio station played my favorite scream-along-to-the-radio song. It is possible I may have blown the speakers out of the rental car. YOU DON’T KNOW.
Greetings, infidels. Today I undertook a sacred mission to make what has been termed a “bacon explosion” because, well, once I read about it, I had no choice. I had to try.
Observe the ingredients:
24 oz of thick cut bacon, 16 oz of mild italian sausage, all the cloves in one garlic bulb, a green pepper, extra sharp cheddar (4-6 oz), BBQ sauce, BBQ rub.
Let’s have some Captioning Fun!!1! with this one…
L to R: Obama, Fox News-watching voters
Good evening bags of douche. I sincerely hope that everyone had a wonderful week. I wrote this song while Michael was in the band Roxy Music, in the early 80′s. He’s obviously Brian Ferry. Wiser also makes an appearance in the video at 1:50, so keep your eyes peeled.
Today’s model was born in merry ‘ol England way back in 1990. She was recently awarded a 32GG (NSFW) on her law school exams, but decided it would be more lucrative to display her awards for cold hard cash. Thanks Kelly!