Sequestration

The end is nigh!

Bettie Page+Barbi Benton Big Boob Friday

Hello Comrades, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. MJ is taking a little time off for a cruise to New Zealand, most likely so he can tower over some of the indigenous pygmies and act like a big man.

It seems that every time I take the reins for a BBF poat, I whine about about how hard it is to find new models, funny gifs, appropriate music, and I just more or less act like kind of a mare about the whole thing.

Not this time, my friends. I am making a conscious effort in 2013 to have a more positive outlook and a better attitude about things, I will try and spend more energy on what I like and also not waste time worrying about everything I don’t like.

I like boobs. I like gifs. I like funny pictures and making fun of Dave in Texas. I like ACDC. This is the best job ever.

Who needs a stinking title anyways

It’s Deer Season!

Sunday hunting was legalized last year for archery only.

Pupster Poat

Last week I drove from Ohio to Tennessee, and while passing through Kentucky, a radio station played my favorite scream-along-to-the-radio song. It is possible I may have blown the speakers out of the rental car. YOU DON’T KNOW.

You’re gonna LOVE it

Bacon Explosion

Greetings, infidels. Today I undertook a sacred mission to make what has been termed a “bacon explosion” because, well, once I read about it, I had no choice. I had to try.

Observe the ingredients:

24 oz of thick cut bacon, 16 oz of mild italian sausage, all the cloves in one garlic bulb, a green pepper, extra sharp cheddar (4-6 oz), BBQ sauce, BBQ rub.

HHD

These need no words…

Kitty Kitty

Let’s have some Captioning Fun!!1! with this one…

L to R: Obama, Fox News-watching voters

Big Boob Friday

Good evening bags of douche. I sincerely hope that everyone had a wonderful week. I wrote this song while Michael was in the band Roxy Music, in the early 80′s. He’s obviously Brian Ferry. Wiser also makes an appearance in the video at 1:50, so keep your eyes peeled.

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Today’s model was born in merry ‘ol England way back in 1990. She was recently awarded a 32GG  (NSFW) on her law school exams, but decided it would be more lucrative to display her awards for cold hard cash. Thanks Kelly!

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