Muscular Monday Motivational

Greetings and welcome to another Monday in Reverend Wright’s America. Despite the bad reverend and his worthless, SCOAMF White House #occupy-ing disciple, we must carry on. There’s work to do, and it’s not like those other butt nuggets are gonna do it. This is merely another storm to be weathered, and it ill-behooves us to [...]

A fax machine is just a waffle iron with a phone on it

I saw this commercial the other day… …and I thought to myself, “Self, doesn’t that look awfully familiar?”

Thank You, Senator Snowe

Thank you for making one of your last acts as a Republican (*snicker) Senator a hearty “Fuck You!” to the party that has supported you, against all good sense, for so many years. Thanks for being a reliable vote for the Democrat party, while sucking up the donations that Republicans from all over the country [...]

It’s tar and feather time in America!

This campaign is going to be….

Faaaabuloussssss!

I am tired of holding my nose while voting Republican

Why is there a not Romney candidate? Bob Dole (R hold your nose) Loser, endorses Mitt. John McLame (R hold your nose) Loser, endorses Mitt. Wait! Mitt lost to McLame? Did he pick up any one in the draft? Has he been practicing?  Just how does he win? He is a loser endorsed by losers. [...]

Hope and Change, Volume Next

That’s the spirit!

A little sumpin sumpin to tide you over until it’s Miller Big Boob Friday Time.

Pre-boob-bescent

The boobs will fall later today. In anticipation of the eastern bloc’s uber hot contribution today, I give you – Tatianna Louise Mabel Gerkenhosen! Please hold your applause………….. and your breakfast.

November is ‘Cornhole the One you Love’ Month

If you haven’t been toon’ed by a Disney Animator, then it sucks to be you. Mrs. Peel, please quit calling me! I’m married, I don’t need to see your 42FF’s for criminy sake!