It’s Summer! And This Is Where He Does the Least Damage!

1. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead

A splendid idea

You know, for once I agree with TFG:

“Fired up! Ready to go!”

The Pope and the President

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

I Can Not Stop Laughing at This

Good morning. Peas and carrots. That’s what the weekend is all about. Well, mostly peas, but whatevs.

Monday Muscular Motivational

After two days off last week due to a power outage, followed by another day of getting nearly nothing done because my primary machine was busticated by all the power cycling, followed by a day in the car and another on the couch recovering from the day in the car, I CANNOT WAIT TO GET BACK TO WORK.

Seriously. I spend most of my free time this extended-ish weekend catching up on TV and practicing my Español. The latter is a good thing, but the former makes me feel like a slug.

But today, today is work and the gym and productivity all around. Huzzah. I hope at least some of that is true for all of you as well.

Also, Obama is a fucktard. Now let’s look at some hot chicks.

Pupster went to the park this weekend and met a nice lady. She kept him in the Friend Zone, though.

Bettie Page+Barbi Benton Big Boob Friday

Hello Comrades, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. MJ is taking a little time off for a cruise to New Zealand, most likely so he can tower over some of the indigenous pygmies and act like a big man.

It seems that every time I take the reins for a BBF poat, I whine about about how hard it is to find new models, funny gifs, appropriate music, and I just more or less act like kind of a mare about the whole thing.

Not this time, my friends. I am making a conscious effort in 2013 to have a more positive outlook and a better attitude about things, I will try and spend more energy on what I like and also not waste time worrying about everything I don’t like.

I like boobs. I like gifs. I like funny pictures and making fun of Dave in Texas. I like ACDC. This is the best job ever.

Let’s do this thing

Vote?  Cast.

Vodka?  Chilling.

Cigarette lighter?  Filled.

Pudding?  Actually, the whole pudding thing is a little creepy, so no.. no pudding.

LET’S DO THIS THING!

 

Because you asked – another H2 PSA

Muscular Monday Motivation

One more day. Work today, vote tomorrow.

Pray, if you’re the praying type.

Make sure everyone you know who’s even thinking of voting for Romney is getting to the polls tomorrow. No one gets to stay home on Tuesday.

If ever motivation was needed, it’s now. MMM is here, fighting the SCOAMF in the way only MMM can. Pictures of hot chicks.

Bootyful.

‘Nuff Said