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Big Boob Friday

Hi friend.

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I wrote this song while on safari in Africa with Hunter S. Thompson, one of those mexican guys that has hair all over his face, and a bengal tiger. After reading the lyrics I apparently wrote, this is the only explanation I could come up with. Anyway, it’s a great song with a funky bass line and white guys pretending to be rasta and shit.

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Today’s model has never been seen before on BBF. I do not have a very large folder of her pictures that will be used in the event that I forget that it’s Friday, or I’m lazy, or a combination of both. Swearsies. Please welcome a BBF virgin, Danielle Sharpe!!11!!!!

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You Have Cold Weather and I Don’t

Plum Tree Planted

Time for flowers.

Texas doesn’t have a long growing season.  It has two short ones.  Gotta get moving.

Also, faggots who don’t like horticulture, fuck you very hello.

Bettie Page+Barbi Benton Big Boob Friday

Hello Comrades, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. MJ is taking a little time off for a cruise to New Zealand, most likely so he can tower over some of the indigenous pygmies and act like a big man.

It seems that every time I take the reins for a BBF poat, I whine about about how hard it is to find new models, funny gifs, appropriate music, and I just more or less act like kind of a mare about the whole thing.

Not this time, my friends. I am making a conscious effort in 2013 to have a more positive outlook and a better attitude about things, I will try and spend more energy on what I like and also not waste time worrying about everything I don’t like.

I like boobs. I like gifs. I like funny pictures and making fun of Dave in Texas. I like ACDC. This is the best job ever.

My Bad Taste Will Kick Your Bad Taste in the Ass Any Day of the Week

Ace called it a Four Loki Bikini Tractor Pull hosted by Gary Busey.

So, Mission Accomplished.  Here’s the newest Crap Tree ornament.  Also my Secret Santa pal is getting a pair of socks.

Nailed it

You’re gonna LOVE it

Big Mutha Fockin’ Bootleg Boob Friday™

Lawd Reekris!  Get the fuckin’ water, hostages!

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Welcome to another edition of BBF.  I wrote this song yesterday (yes, it’s a Kim Wilde cover) for the kids that decided to throw David Axeldouche a little party in Taxachussettes.  I suspect that there’s a large group of kids that have worked hard their whole lives, only to see their shot at a decent future pissed away by the whiny little Choom Gang bitches that put O-tard in office.  Lets help these FLOA get a shot in life rather than settling for sucking uncle sugar’s tit and living in mom’s basement.

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I’m sure that today’s model has graced this POS blog before, but fuck it, I had to work last night, and I’m pretty sure you pud whackers won’t really care anyway.  She’s a bit fat, a bit fugly, but has great big giant knockers that even a fucker that believes her home country is responsible for death camps can admire.  Please welcome Polish beauty, Ines Cudna!!!!!!!!

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Saturday Night Speshul

Howdy, Morons. C’mon in. Wipe your feet. The beer’s free and don’t cost nuthin.

 

Update:
L to R, Mare, Cyn, Carin, Sohos, Roamy.