A Speshul Day

Needs a Spanking

Settled

Happy Birthday Pupster!

Moar Celebrating!

Bettie Page+Barbi Benton Big Boob Friday

Hello Comrades, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. MJ is taking a little time off for a cruise to New Zealand, most likely so he can tower over some of the indigenous pygmies and act like a big man.

It seems that every time I take the reins for a BBF poat, I whine about about how hard it is to find new models, funny gifs, appropriate music, and I just more or less act like kind of a mare about the whole thing.

Not this time, my friends. I am making a conscious effort in 2013 to have a more positive outlook and a better attitude about things, I will try and spend more energy on what I like and also not waste time worrying about everything I don’t like.

I like boobs. I like gifs. I like funny pictures and making fun of Dave in Texas. I like ACDC. This is the best job ever.

Hate it when that happens

Soooooon!

Big Boob Friday

Hi. You’ve no doubt seen the Mile High Massacre, or at least the best parts. For awhile I thought my bias was leading me astray, but then I started getting texts and emails with similar themes.

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L to R: Romney, Obama.

L to R: Romney, Obama.

AC/DC: Romney, Crowd: Every conservative at 9:15pm.

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Spank you, YouTube! So I wrote this song for TFG at about 9:30pm. 

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This is Leanne Decker. She is a Playboy model that has described her favorite features as her boobs and her eyes. She is the smartest girl in the history of the world, and if she keeps up the honesty, might be able to move into the exciting world of marrying an old rich guy. Every little girls dream!

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Wurst Party EVAR

It’s party time! Yay?

I totally don’t care that you can’t read this without clicking on it because it’s not funny anyway.

Big Boob Friday™

Good afternoon wankers, jackoffs, and those of you wishing you were RIGHT NOW!11! and welcome to another BBF™, a Hawt Chick posting a Hawt Chick Edition™. MJ is a lazy fuck or off traveling or some shit so he couldn’t do today post. Sure. Whatevs.

I can’t believe this children’s song I wrote has as many views as it does, but it’s filled with so many innuendos you’ll know that I thought about you when I wrote it.

Hard to believe, but today’s model is brand new to the H2. She was born in Bury, England on 09/11/86 and graduated 32E-24-35 in her high school class of 69. She ain’t bad, for a blonde, and she shaves so there’s that. Knowing that you’re reading none of this and skimming to find her name so that you can bing her for more juicy pics, please take a moment to wipe the Jergen’s from your hands to give a friendly wave to Rhian Sugden.