Cutie Pootie

Probation

Hi.

Don’t give me that look, young lady.

A Good Tip

It’s Summer! And This Is Where He Does the Least Damage!

1. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead

Muscularingly Monday Moppetry

Before you ask: yes, that’s a word. I just made it up. It’s an adverb, obviously, meaning “to do so in a muscularing fashion”. Also before you ask: no, that’s not a word, it’s just English-sounding gibberish.

It’s Monday again, and time for a fresh start to life. Time to be your best self and set the right tone for the week. Life’s gonna try to whoop your ass twelve ways to Sunday by, well, next Sunday. Don’t let it. Beat life like a red-headed, rented stepmule.

Now, indulge me while I look at some pretty things.

I like her expression: “Leon, spot me while I do this ridiculous exercise”. You got it, babe.

Needs a Spanking

Just So.

Politicians as seen on CSPAN.

Big Bewb Friday

Hello, and welcome once again to Big Boob Friday. Today at H2 we will be exploring the studio space and discussing taxes, birthday days of the week, parasitic fish tongue lice, squash gardening and the women who love it, and gluten.

But first, a musical selection that nobody clicks on. I like this band a lot even though they are foreigners and they also remind me of one of our long lost hot chick commentators.

I volunteered to cover for MJ this week while he’s away at fat camp, even though I don’t have a lot of free time for bewb perusal. I just wanted to tell you fine internet friends that I value your contributions to our little corner of a series of tubes and I love you all, man. Also I might be drunk at work.

Our model for today was born on March 3rd, 1989 in Warrwick, England, she stands slightly hunched over at 5’6″ and measures a generous 32-26-35 and 125 lbs. Please welcome but don’t google from work Miss Lucy Collett!

Stupid Rules

Big Boob Friday

Hi friend.

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I wrote this song while on safari in Africa with Hunter S. Thompson, one of those mexican guys that has hair all over his face, and a bengal tiger. After reading the lyrics I apparently wrote, this is the only explanation I could come up with. Anyway, it’s a great song with a funky bass line and white guys pretending to be rasta and shit.

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Today’s model has never been seen before on BBF. I do not have a very large folder of her pictures that will be used in the event that I forget that it’s Friday, or I’m lazy, or a combination of both. Swearsies. Please welcome a BBF virgin, Danielle Sharpe!!11!!!!

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