Cutie Pootie

You’re welcome, America! Bask in my magnificence!

This is the ‘short limo’. I assume this is Biden’s.

The larger one is called the ‘Beast’ and has to be driven up the ramp at a 45 degree angle due to the long wheel base.

Congratulations, Chuck Lorre!

Anyone who watches Big Bang Theory, or any other Chuck Lorre Production, is probably familiar with the “Chuck Lorre Vanity Card”

For those that are not, at the end of every episode of a Chuck Lorre production, they flash a quick little note, story, comment, etc. by Chuck.  They fly by too quickly to actually read in real time, so they are numbered and you can find them on-line here.  Warning, only attempt to read these aptly-named “vanity” cards if you can handle smug, self-righteous, pretentious pomposity from a pseudo-intellectual leftist douche.

Probation

Hi.

Don’t give me that look, young lady.

It’s Summer! And This Is Where He Does the Least Damage!

1. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead

A splendid idea

You know, for once I agree with TFG:

“Fired up! Ready to go!”

Just So.

Politicians as seen on CSPAN.

Decisions, decisions

Big Boob Friday

Hi friend.

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I wrote this song while on safari in Africa with Hunter S. Thompson, one of those mexican guys that has hair all over his face, and a bengal tiger. After reading the lyrics I apparently wrote, this is the only explanation I could come up with. Anyway, it’s a great song with a funky bass line and white guys pretending to be rasta and shit.

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Today’s model has never been seen before on BBF. I do not have a very large folder of her pictures that will be used in the event that I forget that it’s Friday, or I’m lazy, or a combination of both. Swearsies. Please welcome a BBF virgin, Danielle Sharpe!!11!!!!

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GAH!